100 Ways to Seduce the Villain - Chap 137
“System, check if there is a snake behind me?” Si Xu asked fearfully.
The system was silent, “No!” If there was one, there was only a snake named Ji Chi, but it was obvious that this was not what Si Xu was asking about.
“Huh!” Si Xu breathed a sigh of relief, but still looked back worriedly and found that the young boy was not there yet. I couldn’t help but curse, why didn’t you leave? Are all immortals so free these days?
The system noticed Si Xu’s thoughts and couldn’t help but nodded. is not that right? Immortals are so free these days, and they even try to seal their memories and fall in love again!
Unfortunately, the system knew what Si Xu was thinking, but Si Xu didn’t know what the system was thinking.
Si Xu handled the bamboos quickly and cut them into two-meter-long bamboo strips. He cut the bamboos in half and tied them with the grass and vines found around them.
After he was done, Si Xu looked at the bamboo board that was already two meters long and one meter wide. He subconsciously ignored the twisted grass and vines on it and nodded with satisfaction.
Si Xu ignored Ji Chi who was standing behind him and carried his bamboo bed back with satisfaction.
Si Xu put the bamboo bed in his room, turned around and went outside to find some bluestone slabs to put under the bed, but he saw the little boy.
“Um, Immortal, why did you come to my house?” Si Xu asked with a naive smile, following the strategy of pretending to be stupid.
Ji Chi looked at Si Xu, who was pretending to be confused, and could figure out what Madam was thinking, and she loved to explain: “Your Excellency saved me, and there is no way I can repay you for saving my life. I can only…”
“There will be retribution, there will be retribution.” Si Xu was worried that the other party would say that he had no retribution and could only kill you. He hurriedly interrupted the other party and added: “If the immortal doesn’t mind, can you help me prepare some game? In the kitchen. There’s no meat left.”
“It’s easy to tell. I wonder what your Excellency likes to eat?” Ji Chi’s tone was a little regretful. If he hadn’t been interrupted by the madam just now, he might have said that sentence only with the promise of his body. Misstep, misstep!
Si Xu felt relieved when he saw the pity on Ji Chi’s face. Fortunately, he was a clever little kid, otherwise he would have been killed by a knife. But game? Si Xu just said it just to kill Ji Chi. He really didn’t have any game he wanted to eat.
“I’m fine, but I’m sorry to trouble you.” Si Xu saluted Ji Chi with his fists clasped.
Ji Chi smiled, Qing Juan’s face was full of gentleness, “Your Excellency, you are too polite. If you hadn’t saved me, I would have been killed long ago.”
“Go back as soon as you get down.” After saying that, Ji Chi turned around and left the room.
Si Xu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, sat down on the bamboo bed he had just made, and began to complain to the system, “You said he is such a good immortal, why didn’t he leave as soon as he woke up?”
“Besides, don’t immortal cultivators always have treasures to store things? Just taking out some gold and silver is enough to show his repayment. Why do you have to condescend to go hunting?”
Si Xu was really afraid of that little boy. After all, he was a cultivator. Even though he looked thin and small, if there was a real fight, he would probably be punched down by the opponent and he wouldn’t even be able to cry, so he would just fly up to the sky. Side by side with the sun.
After all, the system shouldered the important task of helping Tiandao’s son chase his wife, and started talking nonsense with a straight face and a serious face.
“Host! This storage tool is not available everywhere in the world of cultivation. This thing is very precious, and cultivators with low strength are not worthy of possessing it. You should understand this, right?”
“Understood! A man is not guilty of having a jade in his possession!” Si Xu also thought about it. It is estimated that although the young boy is a cultivator, his cultivation level is average, so he does not have a storage ring.
“Understood! A man is not guilty of having a jade in his possession!” Si Xu also thought about it. It is estimated that although the young boy is a cultivator, his cultivation level is average, so he does not have a storage ring.
After thinking about it, Si Xu was not so afraid of Ji Chi. There should be no difference between weaker cultivators and ordinary people! After Si Xu comforted himself, he started to build the bed. By the time Ji Chi came back, the simple bamboo bed had been set up.
The bamboo bed was first covered with a thick layer of large green leaves to maintain the elasticity of the entire bed, and then a thick layer of hay was laid to isolate moisture.
When Ji Chi came back with four cute little white rabbits, he saw his wife lying on a bed made of hay with a look of enjoyment on her face.
Ji Chi’s hand couldn’t help but become stronger, causing the four rabbits in his hand that were still alive to scream pitifully.
Si Xu rested his face on his chin, just lying on the bed and looking at Ji Chi’s two little white rabbits, and a few lyrics suddenly came to his mind.
“I have a chicken in my left hand, a duck in my right hand, and a fat baby on my back…cough cough cough” Si Xu hurriedly stopped his thoughts of running away, what kind of fat baby? What are you thinking about?
However, this little white rabbit is so cute!
Si Xu looked at the soft and cute little rabbit and subconsciously touched his arms. He didn’t feel anything. He found that he touched the little chicken that had been wilting its head and brain.
Si Xu frowned, always feeling that there should be two kittens in his arms.
“What’s wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?” When Ji Chi saw Si Xu’s hand touching his arms, he immediately knew what he wanted to touch, and old jealousy began to brew.
I remember the two beasts, but not him. He was angry and could not be coaxed unless he was given a sticker. Not once, at least three times a day.
Si Xu shook his head, feeling that he was obsessed with wanting to keep a pet. He looked at the little white rabbit in Ji Chi’s hand and said, “I just think this little white rabbit is quite cute.”
“Oh?” Ji Chi lifted the rabbit in front of him, his eyes were red. What’s so cute about it? Or… Ji Chi couldn’t help but feel a sense of crisis at the thought of Madam possibly getting another pet.
Just as he was about to kill these four cute little white rabbits, he heard the lady speak again.
“How can such a cute little rabbit eat it without adding spicy food?”
“Fuck you!” The system thought that this guy was reluctant to eat bunny rabbits, but he didn’t expect that he was reluctant to eat bunny rabbits without adding spicy food. What’s really weird…
“System, you actually said dirty words.” Si Xu immediately grabbed the system’s pigtails.
The system did not deny it, but said, “Can I bribe you with chili pepper?”
“I don’t think so. A pure and upright young man like me can’t be bribed with just pepper? Unless you can give me a big basket.” Si Xu said seriously.
The system is now unable to complain. He misses the former Si Xu who was ruthless and didn’t say much. That Si Xu was so cute and focused on completing the task.
Unlike now, Si Xu now feels to the system like a hardworking old father with his ignorant Si Xu Zaizai.