100 Ways to Seduce the Villain - Chap 138
Si Xu happily took his large basket of chili peppers and went to the kitchen to make rabbits. As the saying goes, rabbits are so cute and spicy, how could they not be spicy?
Ji Chi volunteered to stay in this room, pretending to be helping Si Xu tidy up the room, but in reality he was causing damage.
Just kidding, how could Ji Chi allow his wife to sleep in this poor place instead of sleeping with him?
Therefore, Ji Chi decisively used a few small spells to make the bed board look intact. Even when he lay down on it, nothing happened. However, after sleeping for a while, he realized why the ground was so cold.
After finishing it, Ji Chi planned to go to the kitchen to help, but the door outside suddenly rang.
Ji Chi frowned. There were restrictions around Madam’s house. It was difficult for even ordinary cultivators to approach, let alone ordinary people.
The person knocking on the door now may not be a good thing.
Yes, anything that disturbs the love between him and his wife is not a good thing in Ji Chi’s eyes.
Ji Chi went to open the door impatiently, but his wife wasn’t there anyway, so he pretended to be gentle and considerate and no one looked at him. Ji Chi opened the door, and what he saw was a proud scholar dressed in white, holding a folding fan.
“Who are you?” Ji Chi asked angrily.
Cheng Baishu bowed his hand to Ji Chi and said, “I am Cheng Baishu, who is practicing calligraphy and painting. Because I have been practicing and sleeping in the open air, I saw a family here, so I came here to stay for one night.”
“Down the mountain is the city. If you go there, it will be over.” Ji Chi said with a cold face.
Cheng Baishu shook his head, “Fellow Taoist, I’m observing that the yin energy here is too strong. I’m afraid there are ghost cultivators, so…”
“Ah! There’s a ghost!” Before Cheng Baishu finished speaking, he was interrupted by a high-pitched voice.
The camera shifted to Si Xu who was cooking in the kitchen. Si Xu was boiling water and felt that the water was almost boiled. As soon as he opened the lid of the pot, he saw an extra head coming out of the pot, and the clear water turned dark. Red, it looks terrible.
If this was the case, Si Xu wouldn’t be so scared.
Instead, the head actually turned around, revealing an irrelevant and hollow face. The corners of the hollow mouth were pulled open, revealing a row of sharp knives inside.
The most terrible thing was that the head rose into the air and flew towards him.
Si Xu was so frightened that he picked up a kitchen knife and chopped the thing away, and ran out of the kitchen in fright.
“System, system, why is there a ghost here? Uh-huh!” Si Xu was so frightened that he hurriedly called to the system.
The system explained helplessly: “Host, you are a good young man in the new century. You must believe in science. There are no ghosts in this world.”
“Oh!” After hearing the system’s answer, Si Xu breathed a sigh of relief. It’s good that there are no ghosts. It seems that it was just a hallucination, probably because I didn’t sleep well last night.
The system was a little speechless after noticing what Si Xu was thinking in his heart. Didn’t he sleep well? Aren’t you the one who just got up and did two sets of Dancing Youth?
The system suddenly became evil in his heart and added: “Although there are no ghosts, this is the world of cultivation after all, and there are ghosts cultivating!”
“Fuck!” Si Xu cursed inwardly. Looking at the darkening sky, he suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck. Si Xu slowly turned his head, and what he met was a face that was extremely plastered.
Si Xu didn’t have time to look at the opponent’s appearance and punched him directly.
“Hiss!” Cheng Baishu covered his face and took a breath of air. Why can a mortal be beaten to the point where stars appear in his eyes? Could it be that he is a fake cultivator?
“Hiss!” Cheng Baishu covered his face and took a breath of air. Why can a mortal be beaten to the point where stars appear in his eyes? Could it be that he is a fake cultivator?
Although it is said that those who enter Taoism through calligraphy and painting are a bit weak, but… they won’t be beaten like this by a mortal, right?
Si Xu, who had already had a premonition and stood still without moving, breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Cheng Baishu’s eyes suddenly turn black. Fortunately, he understood Madam, otherwise it would have been him with the black eyes.
Just as Ji Chi was about to explain, he noticed something extra in his arms.
“Immortal, there is a ghost!”
Ji Chi held the trembling madam in his arms and almost screamed to the sky. Finally, the pain was over, and the madam actually threw herself into his arms.
But, ghost? Is it… Ji Chi instantly gave up the idea of raising a few ghost cultivators. If Madam found out about it in the future, I’m afraid he would never be able to sleep in Madam’s bed.
“Don’t be afraid, that brother in white clothes specializes in catching ghosts.” Ji Chi comforted him.
Cheng Baishu had a question mark on his face. He was obviously a monk who entered Taoism through calligraphy and painting, not a Taoist. Just grab a hammer!
Si Xu finally recovered and looked at Cheng Baishu who was beaten by him and apologized hastily, “I’m really sorry for the Taoist priest. I was too nervous just now and thought that the Taoist priest was a ghost, so I took action suddenly. Please don’t take it to heart. ”
“If the Taoist priest can help drive away the ghosts here, I am willing to give you a thousand taels of gold as reward.”
Si Xu said seriously, out of ten thousand taels of gold, one thousand taels was considered one-tenth of his family property. But it doesn’t matter, as long as these ghosts can be sent to where they should go, everything will be worth it.
Cheng Baishu’s face turned slightly dark. Didn’t he say…
Just as Cheng Baishu was about to deny it, a familiar voice came from his mind. He raised his head and glanced warily at Ji Chi, who was comforting Si Xu, and said decisively: “Don’t worry, young sir. It is the duty of Taoist priests like us to catch demons and eliminate ghosts.”
After saying that, Cheng Baishu walked into the kitchen. Because this was the most serious place, he was about to cast the spell when he saw his head split in half on the ground.
“Wooooo! Mortals are so scary, I want to find my mother!” The lips that were divided into two kept chanting this sentence, looking pitiful.
“Hiss!” Cheng Baishu gasped when he saw this. He also saw the kitchen knife on the ground. The rich Law of Life wrapped around it made him understand why the ghost cultivator who was split in half looked like this.
Ghost cultivators are originally dead bodies, and what they cultivate is the energy of death. Only those ghost cultivators who are successful in cultivation and stand at the top will want to practice the law of life.
If those uncultivated ghost cultivators encounter the law of life, the feeling will be no less than throwing you into a fire and roasting you, but you are not yet cooked.
“Kill me!” The ghost cultivator seemed to see Cheng Baishu, and strong desire suddenly burst out in his dead pupils.
Cheng Baishu looked at the pitiful ghost cultivator and sent him to his death. Then he touched his painful eye sockets and seemed to understand something.
Cheng Baishu picked up the kitchen knife on the ground, turned and left the kitchen.
“Whose kitchen knife does this belong to?” Cheng Baishu asked, but his eyes fell on Si Xu.
Si Xu looked at the kitchen knife still stained with Tutu’s blood, and asked doubtfully: “This is my kitchen knife, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing.” Although his suspicion had already been confirmed in his mind, Cheng Baishu was still a little shocked when he heard Si Xu admit it personally. He looked at Cheese Xu again, he was just an ordinary person, that’s right! Why……
Immediately afterwards, Cheng Baishu’s expression changed. No one else, but the voice transmission sounded in his mind again.