100 Ways to Seduce the Villain - Chap 143
Si Xu’s voice became softer as he spoke. Inviting others to stay here while he didn’t even have a bed was not in line with hospitality.
Cheng Baishu was stunned for a moment, then shook his head after realizing it, “It doesn’t matter. As Taoist priests, we are used to sleeping in the open air. Let alone having no bed, we can survive a night in the wild by lying on a tree branch.”
In fact, Cheng Baishu hadn’t slept for a long time. Meditation practice can replace sleep. It can relieve fatigue and improve strength. Isn’t it better than sleeping?
The difference is meditating on the ground and meditating on the bed. If the senior hadn’t thought he was a Taoist priest, he would have said that he was a monk and didn’t need to sleep.
Si Xu looked at Cheng Baishu’s serious expression and breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, he also sighed in his heart that it was really not easy to be a Taoist priest. Si Xu, who still felt a little sorry in his heart, added: “I happened to make a bamboo bed today. If the Taoist Master doesn’t mind it, you can take a rest.”
“Thank you very much!” Cheng Baishu cupped his hands and thanked him, feeling a little bit excited in his heart. This is a bed made by seniors. Isn’t it better than those luxurious beds to sleep well?
Cheng Baishu suppressed the excitement in his heart and followed Si Xu to the room.
After seeing the bed in the room, Cheng Baishu was so excited that he almost jumped up. Is there a bamboo bed here or there? It is obviously a law bed, with the rich law of life entwined on it. Not to mention sitting on the bed, even standing at the door, you can feel the law of life coming towards you.
If you lie down here, be good! Cheng Baishu couldn’t imagine what the consequences would be. He is just a Nascent Soul cultivator. If he could understand the law, wouldn’t it be against heaven?
“Thank you!” Cheng Baishu thought about being able to stay here at night, so he cupped his fists and thanked her.
Seeing the excitement and satisfaction in Cheng Baishu’s eyes, Si Xu felt relieved in his heart, and felt more and more sympathy for the Taoist Priest. His life was so miserable, but he was still so excited when he saw such a broken bed.
What he was thinking was what he was thinking in his heart. Si Xu showed a smile on his face and said, “Taoist Priest, you’re welcome. If Taoist Priest needs anything, you can call me at any time.”
“Young sir, you don’t have to always call me Taoist priest. My name is Cheng Baishu. If you don’t mind, young sir, you can just call me by my first name.” Cheng Baishu wanted to get close to Si Xu in order to get the qualification to live here long-term.
The smile on Si Xu’s face became gentler. He ignored the small word and said with a smile, “Then I’ll call you Bai Shu. My name is Si Xu.”
“Then I’ll call you A Xu, is that okay?” Cheng Baishu resisted the urge to look up to the sky and laugh, and asked pretending to be calm.
Si Xu nodded, “Then Bai Shu, you rest first, I’ll go and clean up.”
“Okay!” The smile on Cheng Baishu’s face became more and more sincere. If he hadn’t wanted to maintain an image in front of his seniors, he would have smiled so much that his teeth were exposed.
Standing behind Si Xu, Ji Chi, who had been acting as an invisible person, was almost full of lemons. She was clearly his wife, but he had never even called her madam in such a close manner, yet she was overtaken by a sour scholar.
If Madam hadn’t cared so much about this sour scholar, he would have insisted on letting this sour scholar know what ice sculpture art was.
Ji Chi glared at Cheng Baishu, turned around and followed his wife away, helping his wife clear the table. Of course, he didn’t forget to remove the spell on the bamboo bed when he left. He didn’t want this guy to disturb his wife’s sleep in the middle of the night.
Si Xu, who originally thought Ji Chi was a golden-legged father, thought of the toy-like sword in his hand, and the intention of telling the immortal chief to leave quickly arose in his heart.
But when he saw the immortal condescend to help him clear the dishes and chopsticks with unskilled gestures, Si Xu gave up the idea.
Although I don’t know why I don’t want to see this immortal in my heart, but when I face danger, this immortal can stand up for me. When I do housework, the immortal can also help me, and even help me catch rabbits. .
Of course, Si Xu had no intention of finding anyone to help him catch game. He simply thought that the immortal was a humble man.
With the help of the Immortal, Si Xu quickly cleared the table, looked at Ji Chi standing next to him and asked, “I wonder if the Immortal has any relatives or friends here?”
With the help of the Immortal, Si Xu quickly cleared the table, looked at Ji Chi standing next to him and asked, “I wonder if the Immortal has any relatives or friends here?”
“No!” Ji Chi’s heart skipped a beat when he heard Si Xu’s words. Madam asked me what I wanted to do with these words. Could it be that you want to drive me away?
Si Xu laughed with satisfaction after hearing this. It seemed that he had found his free thug. “If the Immortal doesn’t mind, you can stay with me first.”
“I don’t mind, I don’t mind!” Just kidding, does Ji Chi mind? On the contrary, if Si Xu drives him away, he will still find ways to stay here shamelessly. How can he leave?
Si Xu turned his eyes and the smile on his face widened, “I wonder if the immortal can fly?”
“Yes!” Ji Chi originally wanted to say that he didn’t know how, and was pretending to be weak, but after seeing the sweet smile on Madam’s face, pretending to be weak was instantly forgotten. Now he just wants to let his wife know how powerful he is and show his maximum boyfriend power.
Si Xu laughed wildly in his heart, it would be great if he could fly! There is no need to sleep in the woodshed at night, although sleeping in the woodshed is quite comfortable!
Si Xu rubbed his hands and looked at Ji Chi shyly, “I wonder if I can ask the Immortal Chief for a favor?”
“Help!” Ji Chi nodded directly, but he didn’t know that by nodding, he missed out on his own benefits.
When Ji Chi acted as free labor and carried the two beds up the mountain with “hard work”, tears of regret flowed from the corners of his eyes.
If he says he can’t fly, does that mean he doesn’t have to help Cheng Baishu carry the bed?
If he says he can’t fly, does that mean the lady won’t have a bed to sleep on?
If he says he can’t fly, then… there is no if.
Knowing that money is hard to buy, Ji Chi could only watch Si Xu lying on the bed he bought, several rooms away from him.
Ji Chi, who was lying on the bed, wanted to cry, and even wanted to beat Cheng Baishu to death. If Cheng Baishu hadn’t stepped in halfway, his plan would have succeeded.
Thinking that Si Xu fell off the bamboo bed in the middle of the night, and when he offered to sleep on the same bed, he could repeat the steps he had done at Lingfeng Academy and kiss and touch him.
Although you can’t stick to each other at a negative distance, you can still eat all the tofu you should eat.
What now? Eat the fart!
Si Xu didn’t know what Ji Chi was thinking. He lay happily on the bed, looked at the ceiling and started teasing the system, “System, is there an oven? Is there a refrigerator? Is there a whisk? Is there a scraper? Is there a decorating bag? ”
If the previous system didn’t know what these things were, the current system is already a mature system and knows these things through subtle influences.
But will the system take it out directly? can you?
Of course not.
“Ding! The host’s strong will has been detected, now open the system mall.”