100 Ways to Seduce the Villain - Chap 147
Before Si Xu could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a numbing sound that made his skin crawl all over.
In the past, some people would still laugh at him for making a girlish sound, but now no one cares about him. Because when everyone ate the skewers they were given, they felt like they were in heaven. It was so delicious that they wanted to swallow their tongues.
After the people who got the portion first finished eating, they turned their attention to those behind who had just been given the portion and hadn’t had a chance to eat.
“Brother, how about one tael of silver and give it to me?”
“roll!”
“Two taels of silver!”
“roll!”
“Ten taels of silver!”
“Hmm! Good time!”
“Damn! You don’t have martial ethics!”
“This is called ginger, but it’s still spicy! Good time!”
Si Xu listened happily to the system’s announcement. The rising number of points made him almost laugh out loud.
Si Xu, who was very happy, naturally did not skimp on the number of skewers. He told the cook and the waiter the specific steps and let him start grilling.
Everyone saw that the kebabs were still going on. Although Si Xu did not bake them himself, their favorability points were also rising.
“Today’s skewers are enough, and there’s enough wine!” Si Xu said generously with a wave of his hand.
“Long live the young master!”
“Sir, you are the best!”
“Sir, I love you!”
“Master, I want to give you a monkey!”
When Si Xu saw the man who said he wanted to give birth to a monkey, he was completely frightened. If there was nothing wrong with his eyes, that man should be a man!
Her breasts are exposed and her breasts are exposed, which is very rough. Are you just going to give birth to a child for him? Even if he could give birth, Si Xu wouldn’t dare to let him come!
“Everyone, I have something else to do, so I’m going to take a step forward. Kebabs will be added to the menu in the future. You can just discuss it with Lao Zhangtou.” After saying that, Si Xu left in a hurry, for fear of hearing another sarcastic comment. .
Si Xu left in a hurry, leaving Lao Zhangtou at a loss. Because he has now sold the restaurant to Si Xu, but it is obvious that this person is not reliable, and he is too comfortable being the boss.
Si Xu, who left the restaurant, laughed when he saw his favorability score of more than 3,000. Thinking that he was in the world of cultivation after all, he planned to buy something for self-defense.
“System, is there anything suitable for my self-defense?”
The system was speechless after hearing Si Xu’s words, and retorted: “Host, have you ever heard that the best defense is offense?”
“That’s right. Give me another one who can run away. It’s best that no one can catch up. By the way, is there any space teleportation thing here? Come on.” Just kidding, who is he? He is Si Xu, how could he go to fight? Of course it is a pleasure to be a salted fish.
As long as I run fast, no one can catch me.
The system was almost desperate for Si Xu. He looked at the one-time space teleportation scroll with a price of 100 points in the system mall. Just as he was about to speak, he heard his trash host speak.
“Tong! Just give me twenty of those disposable space teleportation scrolls!”
“I’m sorry host, you don’t have enough points!” the system said very gently.
“I’m sorry host, you don’t have enough points!” the system said very gently.
Si Xu was confused, didn’t this thing only cost 100 points? Why… “Fuck!” Si Xu almost spat out a mouthful of blood when he saw the price changed to 10,000 points. What the hell is this going to increase the price of sitting on the ground?
“I’m sorry, host. There was a malfunction in the system, which caused problems with the prices of individual products. They have now been revised. What do you need, host? The system is here to serve you wholeheartedly.”
Si Xu said that he had ten thousand words of “MMP” in his heart and wanted to say it, service, service is a hammer, the price charged by this dog system is too shady.
Si Xu ignored the dog system and chose to return to his mountain.
To Si Xu’s surprise, he actually picked up a little bird with rotten wings on the mountainside. The bird’s body was fiery red and its feathers were dull. It was no more than the size of a palm and looked cute and pitiful.
Si Xu felt a little soft-hearted for a moment, put the little guy on his chest, and took the little guy back.
“A Xu, you’re back!” Cheng Baishu appeared at the door as soon as he realized that Si Xu was coming back. In Cheng Baishu’s heart, Si Xu is the boss, and the boss after amnesia is like a blank piece of paper. As long as you please the boss, you will definitely occupy a place in the boss’s heart.
At this time, Ji Chi didn’t know that while he was away, someone was already wielding a hoe trying to dig into his corner. Not only did he dig, but he even wanted to break into the house.
Si Xu took out the injured and dying little guy from his arms and put it on his palm, “Bai Shu, do you have any way to treat this little guy?”
“This…” Cheng Baishu looked at the phoenix in Si Xu’s hand, his eyes almost popping out of his sockets in shock. This is the Phoenix, the legendary extinct Phoenix.
Unfortunately, this Phoenix is now seriously injured. Although he recognized it, he had no way to cure it. Even if there is, this little guy is not something he can save.
Cheng Baishu shook his head regretfully, “I’m sorry Ah Xu, I can’t help it!”
“It’s okay!” Si Xu didn’t feel sorry at all. He stroked the little red bird’s head twice with his hands and said, “This little guy looks quite cold. I’d better give him a hot bath!”
After saying that, Si Xu took the little guy to the kitchen.
Cheng Baishu’s mouth twitched when he noticed Si Xu’s thoughts. This is a phoenix. Is it really okay to just eat it like this? The mythical beast Phoenix! As long as the news is released, it can completely cause chaos in the Moyun world. Now…
Cheng Baishu’s sad tears flowed from the corners of his mouth. This is a phoenix, and he hasn’t eaten it yet!
When Si Xu arrived in the kitchen, he looked at the little guy in his hands. He was too small and didn’t have a few ounces of meat on him. If he roasted it, it wouldn’t be enough to fill his teeth. He might as well make a soup!
Si Xu, who felt that this plan was feasible, put his hands on the little guy’s body and started plucking the hair.
“Squeak, squeak, squeak!”
The little guy suddenly let out a shrill cry and performed a realistic version of a dying illness for Si Xu, sitting up in shock.
“Isn’t this the result of breeding with a mouse? Why does the cry sound exactly like that of a mouse?” Now that he was alive, Si Xu stopped plucking the hair and put his hand on the kitchen knife.
After all, Si Xu is a kind person. Plucking out hair while alive is too inhumane, so it would be better to do it dead.
“Squeak, squeak, squeak!” The little phoenix flew to Si Xu’s wrist with a strong desire to survive. Its small mouth pecked directly on Si Xu’s finger, trying to sign a contract.
Pecked, no response.
After two pecks, there was a white mark on the jade-white skin.
After three pecks, the white marks on the jade-white skin turned into red marks.
Four pecks…but before pecking, the small mouth was pinched by Si Xu’s fingers.
“You little guy, you are so naughty!” Si Xu said as he fiddled with the little guy’s head twice.
The system that sensed something was complaining in the CPU, and the guy who was holding us back was back.
