100 Ways to Seduce the Villain - Chap 148

“Xuxu, what are you making delicious?” Ji Chi’s cheerful voice sounded from outside the kitchen.

“Yue!” Si Xu was really disgusted when he heard Ji Chi’s name. He couldn’t help but think of those sweet candies and cool peaches.

Si Xu looked at Ji Chi, who was wearing a luxurious purple gown outside, and placed his eyes on his neck. After seeing the obvious bulge on it, he threw the gadget aside with some uncertainty and touched it with his hands.

Ji Chi noticed Si Xu touching his throat, which was critical. If it had been anyone else, Ji Chi would have torn him into pieces long ago.

But the person touching him was his wife, which made Ji Chi feel very excited. No, Ji Chi’s breathing became heavy.

But soon, Ji Chi’s excitement was extinguished by his wife herself.

Si Xu murmured: “You shouldn’t be such a girl! Doesn’t it have an Adam’s apple?” As he said this, Si Xu was about to reach down, but was blocked by Ji Chi.

Ji Chi, who was originally cheerful, now turned as dark as the bottom of a pot, “There’s something down there! I’m a man.”

“Are you gay?” Only then did Si Xu notice the color of the other person’s clothes. He was so frightened that he drew back his hands, his eyes full of wariness.

Ji Chi saw Si Xu, but still gritted his teeth and said, “Yes!”

“You don’t covet me, right?” Si Xu said, still a little worried.

Ji Chi shook his head and said viciously in his heart: “Of course I covet you.”

Si Xu glanced at Ji Chi, patted his shoulder with sincerity and said, “Good brother, this road is not easy to walk on. Come on, I support you mentally.”

? ? ? Ji Chi was a little confused, why couldn’t he leave? But think about Madam’s attitude towards me, okay! It’s really difficult to walk.

Immediately, Ji Chi focused on the little red bird on the cutting board. With his eyesight, he could naturally tell that it was a phoenix.

Thinking of the tigers, cats, and pigs around Si Xu, Ji Chi’s face darkened, “A Xu, what is this?” With Ji Chi’s intelligence, he naturally guessed that Si Xu didn’t want him to be called Xu Xu.

But Ji Chi didn’t want to call him Si Xu, because it would make them too foreign. Although he was reluctant, he could only follow Cheng Baishu and call him Ah Xu.

“I picked it up on the road, I plan to make soup for it!” Si Xu didn’t know what Ji Chi was thinking about Xiao Jiujiu, so he told the truth. If Ji Chi hadn’t interrupted just now, he would have chopped up and plucked the little guy’s hair.

“Squeak, squeak, squeak!” Little Phoenix didn’t expect that Si Xu hadn’t given up the idea yet. He dragged his half-broken wings and screamed wildly, running around in an attempt to escape from this place that made Phoenix sad.

Little Phoenix didn’t know that as it moved, the red fluff on its body would still fall off. If it is an adult phoenix, it can still control its own feathers, but the baby phoenix is ​​still young and cannot control it. In addition, it is the moulting period, which means that when it moves, the down begins to fly all over the sky.

Si Xu watched helplessly as a layer of tiny red fluff fell on his clean kitchen utensils, and his face turned dark.

Si Xu smiled and turned to look at Ji Chi, “Exian, please catch this thing. Let’s make soup for dinner tonight.”

“Okay!” Ji Chi has no objection to this. If Ji Chi falls in love with this thing and wants to keep it, it will be really troublesome.

After all, it’s bad enough to have those few things vying for favor.

After all, it’s bad enough to have those few things vying for favor.

After all, Ji Chi is… a monk in the early stage of the Heavenly Immortality. He left this time to go through the tribulation. Otherwise, how could he have allowed his wife to live in the same room with Cheng Baishu, a lonely man?

If Ji Chi knew about the system’s divine assist, I’m afraid he wouldn’t be able to overcome the calamity even if he abandoned his cultivation. Unfortunately, Ji Chi didn’t know.

Catching the phoenix was a piece of cake for Ji Chi.

But a simple fixation technique caught the little phoenix running around. A simple cleaning technique can clean up the messy kitchen made by little Phoenix.

“Nice!” Si Xu took the little Phoenix from Ji Chi’s hand, sharpened his knife and slashed at Phoenix’s neck.

“Zhizhizhi! Don’t kill me. I can sign a master-servant contract with you. I can fly!” The moment of life and death forced the little Phoenix to learn the human language without any teacher.

Si Xu’s knife fell right on the little Phoenix’s neck, only 0.01 millimeter away from the little Phoenix’s feathers.

Si Xu is not interested in flying or not, mainly because he loves small animals. Si Xu pinched the little Phoenix’s neck and lifted it up. He looked at Ji Chi who was standing aside, “Chief Immortal, do you have any healing elixir?”

I don’t know why, but Si Xu always felt confident when he asked Ji Chi for something. If it were Cheng Baishu, he would never speak like this.

Ji Wanwan didn’t think there was anything wrong with Si Xu’s attitude. On the contrary, he wished that Si Xu would use him for everything.

The system knew there was something wrong with Si Xu’s attitude, but would he say it? Of course he couldn’t speak, and he even had a subtle influence on Si Xu, making his attitude toward Ji Chi even worse.

When Ji Chi said he wanted to be with Si Xu, would Si Xu have the nerve not to agree?

Ji Chi knew what Si Xu was thinking, so he took out a healing elixir for monsters and handed it to Si Xu. Si Xu poured out the elixir and fed it to the little phoenix.

Si Xu remembered a saying that was once very popular, it would be better to eat a bite of a bird than ten pounds of an animal.

Little Phoenix didn’t dare to neglect, and ate up the entire pill bit by bit with his little head, and even looked at Si Xu fawningly with his cute little eyes.

Si Xu thought that the little Phoenix was moved by him and showed a cold smile, “The little guy is quite cute. It would be a pity to kill him now.”

After hearing this, the little phoenix nodded wildly like a chicken pecking at rice. That is, the little phoenix is ​​so cute, why should the little phoenix be used to make soup?

“It’s better to raise it up, so that it can be roasted and eaten. It still has more meat and is more delicious!”

“Pfft!” Ji Chi couldn’t help laughing when he heard Si Xu’s words. He could tell that Si Xu no longer wanted to eat the little phoenix, and was just teasing the little guy.

But the little phoenix mistook it for what it was and even started retching, trying to spit out the pill he had eaten. The elixir melts in your mouth, so how can you give Little Phoenix a chance to regret it?

Little Phoenix’s cute little eyes were full of water mist, and she looked at Si Xu pitifully. If ordinary people saw little Phoenix like this, they would definitely feel soft-hearted, but Si Xu is not a human being!

“It seems you don’t like being roasted and eaten!” Si Xu’s voice sounded a little regretful.