100 Ways to Seduce the Villain - Chap 149
Before Little Phoenix could be happy, she heard Si Xu continue: “Since you don’t like barbecue, how about braised in braised sauce? Sweet and sour is also fine.”
If Little Phoenix didn’t know this sentence, he would definitely say “MMP” ten thousand times. Listen to what people say? He keeps roasting such a cute little phoenix. What did the little phoenix do wrong? About to be eaten.
Not to mention what Si Xu thought, Ji Chi looked at this little guy and felt that this little guy was really pitiful.
But teasing is still necessary. Ji Chi smiled and said: “Axu, you can’t be so cruel. How can such a cute little phoenix be braised in braised sauce and sweet and sour? Of course it’s spicy!”
Little Phoenix thought that this elder sister who looked a bit girly in purple clothes…her brother was speaking for her, but she didn’t expect that he was even more cruel than the evil-minded elder brother.
“Hey!” Little Phoenix sobbed softly, covering his head with his wings and lying on the cutting board with his small body.
With the sound of “Duang~”, the little Phoenix was so frightened that his hair suddenly exploded, and he saw a colorful pheasant being separated from his head by someone next to him.
The little phoenix didn’t dare to “squeak” anymore. It was so frightened that it hurried to the side and even used the bamboo basket to catch itself, but it didn’t notice that its fiery red tail feathers were still outside the bamboo basket.
Typical, focusing on the head but not the buttocks.
Seeing the little Phoenix like this, Si Xu became more playful and asked Ji Chi to help deal with the colorful pheasant. He said as he spoke: “The meat of this chicken is firm and extremely tender. How should we cook it?”
“Should we cook it, tear it into strips and mix it, make it into a roasted chicken, or stew it into soup? Hey! Otherwise, let’s make salt-baked chicken!”
Si Xu didn’t notice that after he said this, Ji Chi’s body trembled and he subconsciously tightened his legs.
Let’s not talk about chicken! Civilize you, me and him.
Si Xu looked at the fiery red feathers that were shaking so much and found it interesting, and continued: “I don’t know what birds eat? I heard that they like to eat bugs. The kind that are very fat, have white patches, and can squirm.”
“I really don’t know what’s so delicious about those bugs, they look disgusting!”
Nonsense, those bugs are obviously delicious. Little Phoenix didn’t dare to go out and could only refute Si Xu’s words in his heart.
“Let’s make chicken soup tonight and stir-fry some vegetarian dishes!” Si Xu made up his mind to bring trouble to this little red bird, but he had no choice but to live here so boringly.
No cell phones, no TV, no entertainment.
Not even a job!
The life of a rich person is really boring! It’s almost like a punishment, but Si Xu said, please make the pain more intense!
Si Xu wanted to see how the little red bird would choose. Although it was a pheasant, the little red bird and the pheasant should have the same origin.
The next thing that’s left is the vegetarian food. Will this little bird become a vegetarian?
It’s a pity that Si Xu’s bad fun was interrupted before he could continue.
With the sound of “Boom!”, Si Xu felt as if there was an earthquake, and hurriedly grabbed the little red bird and Ji Chi and ran outside, worried that the house would collapse due to the earthquake.
At the same time, Si Xu also asked the system in his mind, “System, is your house reliable? Will it be collapsed by an earthquake?”
At the same time, Si Xu also asked the system in his mind, “System, is your house reliable? Will it be collapsed by an earthquake?”
“No, host, please trust this system. The products produced by the system must be high-quality products.” The system replied categorically. This house was originally built for Si Xu by the Ancient Demon Realm. How could it collapse so easily? Is this looking down on the ancient demon world?
Although the house is a good house, the mountain is not a good mountain.
Although the house can be carried, the mountain cannot be carried!
The system also sighed. He already knew the cause and effect, but he just didn’t say it. Alas! Just play!
Si Xu breathed a sigh of relief when he got the system’s reply. Although the system was unreliable, the house should be quite strong. Si Xu then looked at Ji Chi, “Does the Immortal know what happened?”
“They’re just some young people!” Ji Chi said with disdain. He had already figured out the identities of those people outside. They are the relatives of the unruly princess just now.
The highest level of cultivation is only in the early stages of becoming a god. Although Cheng Baishu couldn’t beat that pretty boy, those people had to kneel in front of him!
“Why don’t you go out with me and have a look? Don’t worry, Ah Xu, just keep those people with me!” As he spoke, Ji Chi patted his chest with a proud look on his face.
Si Xu was a little worried and secretly asked the system, “Can I go out? Will I be beaten to death?”
“Host, please rest assured, I am a professional system. Before this system can help the host reach the peak of life, the host will not be beaten to death easily, unless of course the host deliberately commits suicide.”
Si Xu felt even more uneasy after hearing the system’s words, because he had always felt that this was a pheasant system and not reliable at all. But now he had no other choice and couldn’t bear to refuse Ji Chi, so he had to bite the bullet and walk out with him.
When Si Xu came out, he saw Cheng Baishu confronting an old man wearing a bright yellow dragon robe. But Si Xu always felt a little weird when he looked at it, like a child wearing an adult’s clothes.
When Cheng Baishu saw Si Xu coming out, he felt a little relieved and took the initiative to introduce Si Xu: “A Xu! This is the Supreme Emperor of the Yun Dynasty!”
“Ah?” Si Xu didn’t expect that there was an emperor in the world of cultivation. Shouldn’t it be from a sect family? Why is there still an emperor? However, Si Xu soon felt relieved. In the world of cultivation, it was impossible for all people to cultivate immortality. There were still some mortals, and the existence of the dynasty was needed at this time.
Si Xu looked at the Emperor Yun in a friendly manner, “I have met the Emperor.”
“Ha!” Emperor Yun did not give Si Xu a good look and said disdainfully: “If you kneel down to beg for mercy and kowtow to apologize, I will leave you a whole body.”
? ? ? Si Xu was confused. Is this little old man out of his mind? Does he know him? As soon as they met, he knelt down and kowtowed. Who did he think he was?
Can Si Xu do this thing? That definitely can’t be done! He immediately shouted back, “Which mental hospital didn’t expect to release you, a lunatic?”
“Presumptuous!” Although Emperor Yun didn’t know what a mental hospital was, he knew what a lunatic was. The pariah in front of him not only killed his granddaughter, but actually called him a madman.
Although he has many granddaughters, he does not care about their life or death. But just because he doesn’t care doesn’t mean outsiders can kill them. Isn’t this equivalent to slapping their royal family in the face?
Si Xu made a strange expression on his face, “I said you are an old man sick, right? You are so presumptuous, what do you think you are? Trash, bah!”
As he spoke, Si Xu spat.
Looking at the spit that was spat on his feet, Emperor Yun was so angry that his eyes were split open, and he shouted angrily: “Seeking death!” After saying that, he slapped Si Xu.
