100 Ways to Seduce the Villain - Chap 190

When the system heard Si Xu’s words, if he had no body, he would definitely give him a set of Xizhilang slaps to let him know what it means to not be bored.

It was quite normal when this guy didn’t have the ability. Now that he has the strength, he takes off directly and is still here in Versailles. All right! When this guy had no ability before, it was quite abnormal. Except for Ji Chi, nothing could restrain him.

“If you’re bored, you can make desserts!” Si Xu’s favorite thing to do before the system was moved out.

Si Xu sneered when he heard this, “A gentleman stays away from the chef, don’t you know?” As he said this, Si Xu rolled his eyes.

What should I do if the host disobeys? Thunder King, you deserve it! Ahem! Overthinking, they are formal systems and do not have these capabilities.

Of course, the system at this time desperately hopes that it is an irregular system. Because only in this way can he teach the host how to be a human being.

Si Xu said this as if the dessert shop was built at the boss’ expense and was not built by himself.

“How can we, young monks, be idle and not seek to make progress? We should go to the ends of the earth with our swords and eliminate all injustices in the world.” Si Xu seemed to be quite chivalrous and courageous.

This time it was the system’s turn to sneer, “When you are saying this, can you replace the fire stick in your hand with a sword? Have you ever seen any young knight using a fire stick?”

“Ha! What do you know? I’m returning to my original nature.” Si Xu glanced at the fire stick in his hand. This thing was indeed a bit inferior. However, he had no money in his pocket now and couldn’t even buy the most ordinary sword. rise.

“Yes, yes, yes! I don’t understand anything, you understand everything, you just understand, okay?” The system sneered at Si Xu angrily.

Then he said: “If you dance for this system, this system will be in a good mood, and maybe it can give you a sword!” The system just wanted to tease Si Xu. According to Si Xu’s brain circuit, the system felt that this guy would not agree.

The result was as expected. After Si Xu heard what he said, his whole body was furious. He stamped his feet and waved the fire stick and said angrily: “Who do you think I am, Si Xu? I’m here just for that little thing.” Are the swords used to hold letters given to you as a dancer?”

“I’m telling you, even if Si Xu jumps from here, he won’t be able to dance even if he dies outside. Hey! What’s wrong with my body? Why doesn’t it obey my orders? 857, 857, 8 Five-seven…”

Si Xu’s body twisted in enchanting arcs in the air, looking at the system and wanting to poke at the monitor. The system felt that he was still too young. He thought he could control Si Xu, but the water here was too deep for Tongzi to grasp.

Tongzi hurriedly threw out a sword and stopped talking. He was afraid that he would not be able to restrain himself and would pull Si Xu to blow himself up.

When Si Xu saw the sword coming out, he did not continue what he was doing. Instead, he happily picked up the sword and tied it to his waistband.

Immediately afterwards, Si Xu asked: “Tongzi is interesting, I have a new posture here, a high-quality human male. Hello everyone, my name is…”

“Here you go!” The system couldn’t wait to throw out a storage ring. He didn’t know where Si Xu learned these things from the underworld. He was simply more annoying than some classmates named Ma who always blocked key parts. .

Si Xu looked at this, his eyes lit up, and he continued: “I still have a unique skill! Eat a peach, it’s so cool~” The rippling and angry voice almost caused the system’s CPU to crash on the spot, and he died immediately.

After a long time, System Vicissitudes lit a cigarette and said: “Xuzi, the water in the art world is too deep. You can’t control it. Let Tongzi come!”

After the system finished speaking, it showed Si Xu an inappropriate situation for the system and gave up the dance in the Jiedi Mansion. Si Xu’s scalp was numb and his eyes turned green when he looked at the big black dog passing by.

If he didn’t have good intentions, he would definitely let the big black dog pour a pot of black dog’s blood on the system on the spot.

The big black dog was so frightened that it ran away like flying with its four legs like hot wheels. When he ran away, the big black dog’s heart was broken.

Ying Ying Ying! Human beings today are so scary, they actually covet her body, a big black dog with yellow flowers.

“Tongzi, I understand! Art can connect to the earth, but it cannot connect to the underworld. Please, can we do some things from the upper world?” Si Xu really didn’t expect that the system would do something like this, which would hurt the enemy by a thousand. A trick that can cause one thousand and two losses to oneself.

The system snorted proudly and turned off the projection.

Si Xu breathed a sigh of relief. He was so frightened that he didn’t dare to rant anymore. He just walked in the uninhabited jungle with an arrogant pace as if he didn’t recognize his relatives.

“Hey! I built this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to go this way, you can leave money to buy the road!” Si Xu was arrogant for only three minutes before he was stopped by several naked and muscular men. In his hand, he held a machete that was as tall as a person. There was still uncoagulated blood on the machete, dripping down from the tip.

After Si Xu saw it, he was so frightened that he took a step back. He put his hand on the sword at his waist and looked at these people unyieldingly, “How dare you, a little bandit, to do anything with an ax in front of me? Look at my great power… ”

With that said, Si Xu was about to draw his sword, but… an embarrassing thing happened, and the sword was not drawn out!

Si Xu lowered his head and looked at the sword at his waist, then looked up at the bandits holding machetes. Si Xu put his hands down from his waist and madly greeted his relatives in the dog system in his heart.

Pretending to be innocent, he said, “Ahem! Well, I’m just passing by. I don’t have anything valuable on me. Can I show this to you?” After saying that, Si Xu took off the sword from his waist. , threw it to those bandits.

The bandit didn’t look at the sword at all. He squinted his eyes and looked at Si Xu with evil intentions, “No money? It doesn’t matter. Watching you taste the tender meat carefully will make the brothers feel good. They are in a good mood. I’ll give you money.”

“You…you…aren’t you bandits?”

“That’s right! It’s just a robbery without money!”