100 Ways to Seduce the Villain - Chap 193

In a luxurious restaurant, there were three figures sitting in a private room that looked like a fairyland. Si Xu and Ji Chi faced each other, while the little puppet son squatted on the chair and looked at the flowers in front of him curiously.

Ji Chi looked with a headache at his cheap son who couldn’t stand or sit properly, and asked, “Madam, where did you get this?”

“I picked it up on the road and thought it was quite funny!” Si Xu didn’t take it to heart.

The corner of Ji Chi’s mouth twitched. Da Ju, Hu Yan, Tian Xiu and Hei Xiao were all picked up by Madam. It was already strenuous enough to compete with these things for favor, but now it’s better, I have a cheap son.

“Madam, did you consider me when you picked him up?” Ji Chi pointed at the little puppet with sadness and anger, and looked at Si Xu with a sad face.

Si Xu nodded, a little surprised by Ji Chi’s attitude, “He is my son and your son. He will be treated as our old man from now on.”

“What about Daju and the others?” Ji Chi asked.

Si Xu rolled his eyes and said, “Ji Chi, are you stupid? Daju and the others are pets! When you get old, is it possible that you will still be kept as pets?”

“No, I mean we don’t age easily!” With their current level of cultivation, it is simply impossible to live until they are too old to walk. Living tens of thousands of years is not a problem at all.

Si Xu still has no memory of cultivating immortals. Although he has strength, his thoughts are still in modern times, and he feels that he should retire when he is in his fifties or sixties.

After Ji Chi’s reminder, Si Xu came to his senses, but will he admit his mistake? Yes, I was wrong and I just won’t change it.

Si Xugu looked at the little puppet with difficulty. Although the little puppet had a silly look on his face, he had to admit that he was unparalleledly handsome. If the little puppet wasn’t so stupid, Si Xu would have to admit that the little puppet is more handsome than himself!

Such a handsome little puppet would have no need to exist if he were not his own son.

Thinking about it, Si Xu raised his eyebrows and said, “How about killing him?”

“Dad! I’m your son. A tiger can’t eat its seeds!” As soon as Si Xu finished speaking, the silly little puppet immediately jumped down from the chair, hugged Si Xu’s thigh and began to cry.

At the same time, the little puppet already hated Ji Chi. If this coquettish bitch hadn’t fanned the flames in front of his father, his father wouldn’t have thought of killing him.

The little puppet became angrier and angrier as he thought about it, thinking that when this charming bitch was not around, he would say bad things about him in front of his father.

As for the issue of pillow sex, the little puppet said that as long as he is here, no sexy bitch can even think of sleeping in his own father’s bed. That’s it? Want to enjoy the pillow breeze? Go ahead and dream!

Si Xu looked at the pitiful little puppet hanging on his leg and pursed his lips at Ji Chi, “Ask your other father if he wants to kill you!”

“Dad! You will always be my dad! You can’t let go of your cute, sensible and well-behaved son!” The puppet was about to cry. He looked really pitiful as he tried to decide whether to cry or not.

At the very least, Si Xu’s straight man’s heart was touched.

Ji Chi gritted his teeth in anger as he saw the puppet pretending to be pitiful. Think he is blind? He didn’t see the little puppet provoking him proudly just now. Damn it, after finally getting rid of those cats and pigs, another puppet popped out. I’m so angry!

Si Xu also knew what Ji Chi was worried about, and it was just that kind of thing. Before they did that kind of thing, there would always be two cute kittens coming over to make trouble and not let them do it.

Whenever that happened, Ji Chi would jump in anger.

Sons are different from pets. If his son tries to stop him, Ji Chi will definitely not be able to throw him out by the scruff of his neck like he did with those pets.

Sons are different from pets. If his son tries to stop him, Ji Chi will definitely not be able to throw him out by the scruff of his neck like he did with those pets.

Thinking about it, Si Xu explained: “Brother, what are you worried about? Anyway, you are quite weak at first, so you can rest for a few years! In a few years, your son will grow up and become sensible. If nothing else works, why don’t you find a wife for your son? Finished?”

“Dad! Is the other dad so weak? What’s going on?” After saying this, the little puppet became energetic, his eyes turned around, very spiritual, and his tone suddenly became yin and yang.

Ji Chi glanced at the little puppet angrily, and said with a smile: “In that case, why not give your son to his father, who is all alone now!”

“Other dad, you are wrong. I am still young and cannot leave dad!” the little puppet said, still holding Si Xu’s calf tightly.

Seeing the little puppet’s proud look, Ji Chi wanted to slap the little puppet to death, but he didn’t dare because he was worried about his wife.

And what the hell is this other dad’s name? Still young? That’s it? She is almost taller than him, is this still short? Besides, he was just a puppet and not a human cub, so how could he be inseparable from Si Xu?

Is this too deep into the drama? My brain is not working.

Ji Chi was angry, but didn’t know how to refute. Because judging from the current situation, his status in Madam’s heart is obviously not as high as this little puppet’s status in Madam’s heart.

But Ji Chi doesn’t care, he’s a man! They all like freshness, and once the madam has passed this freshness period, he will have many ways to deal with this little puppet.

“I……”

“Madam, how about this? Let your son stay with you for a few years. When the child grows up in a few years, we can go out and play together!”

As soon as Si Xu said a word, he was interrupted by Ji Chi.

Hearing Ji Chi’s words, Si Xu twitched the corner of his mouth and muttered in a low voice: “It turns out that he is really weak. I also wanted to say that children cannot be spoiled and should be independent when they should be. Alas!”

Although Si Xu spoke in a low voice, what are the people here talking about? Those are all immortal cultivators! His five senses are sharp, and even if he speaks in a low voice, he can hear the sound even if a hair falls on the ground.

What Ji Chi regretted now was beating his chest. Just as he finished speaking, the little puppet got there first.

“Dad! Don’t worry, the kid knows a lot of interesting places. The kid can take dad to play. As for the other dad, the kid has some home remedies to replenish the body, although he has to eat some weird things.”

When Ji Chi heard what the little puppet said, he was so angry that he vomited blood. He’s not weak, he doesn’t eat those weird things.

Si Xu obviously noticed the infighting between one large and one small, and thought it was quite interesting but did not stop it.

The system breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. In his opinion, as long as Si Xu didn’t force him to ask for a way to return to modern times, he really didn’t have this function and couldn’t return.

Just blame Gou Tiandao and Gou Tiandao’s son Ji Chi!

Si Xu looked at Ji Chi Tie’s livid face and thought of his imprisoned hatred. He smiled and touched the little puppet’s head, “My dear son, you are right. Show me the folk remedy to your other father.”

Si Xu watched the little puppet hand the remedy to Ji Chi and said with a smile: “Husband, don’t let down your son’s kindness!”