Divorced Actor Picking Up Garbage - Chap 161
Jing Shaoci was dumbfounded by this call, he turned his head slowly to look at Yan Zixiu, and asked, “What is Tudanzi, is it a special product of your dynasty?”
Yan Zixiu didn’t have time to answer his questions at this time, but stood in front of him and said, “Master, don’t scold him.”
Yin Qinghe almost jumped up from the bed when he heard this, and shouted: “Who allows you to speak for him!!”
Jing Shaoci immediately became angry, and he pulled Yan Zixiu behind him and said, “Even if you are his master, you are not allowed to attack him like this.”
“you……”
Yin Qinghe looked like he was about to pass away, clutching his chest and panting hard.
Xie Chence at the side looked at the familiar picture in his memory, and couldn’t help showing a knowing smile.
Yan Zixiu was in a hurry, and was about to kneel beside the bed, but was grabbed by Xie Chence.
“Your master has something to say to Mr. Jing, let’s go out first.”
“Master…” Yan Zixiu frowned and looked at him.
Xie Chence gave him a comforting look, and said, “Xiao Wu, be obedient.”
Jing Shaoci exploded again when he heard this, and directly pulled Yan Zixiu back, “Yan Yan only listens to me.”
Xie Chence was not as grumpy as Yin Qinghe, but looked at Jing Shaoci gently and smiled.
Then he glanced at Yan Zixiu again, then opened the door and went out.
Yan Zixiu pulled his fingers out of Jing Shaoci’s palm, and said in a low voice, “My master is very talkative, don’t be afraid.”
Jing Shaoci also knew the status of Master in the mind of the little Taoist, so he looked at him and said, “Okay.”
Yan Zixiu shook his little finger, and then walked out of the bedroom.
Xie Chence stood in the corridor, and when he saw him coming out, he said, “Xiao Wu, can you show me around?”
Yan Zixiu nodded immediately, “Yes.”
After the two walked away, Yin Qinghe lifted the quilt and stood on the ground from the bed.
“My name is Yin Qinghe, and I am Xiaowu’s teacher! Father!”
He said the last two words very forcefully, as if he wanted to engrave them on a stele.
Jing Shaoci stretched out his hand and said, “My name is Jing Shaoci, and I belong to Yan Yan…”
The corners of his lips lifted slowly, and he said clearly, “My love.”
Yin Qinghe slapped him on the palm of the hand, and the two hands held each other in a ‘friendly’ way, but they showed the strength of begging.
In fact, Jing Shaoci also found it very strange. It was the first time we met, and he didn’t do anything out of the ordinary, but he felt that Yin Qinghe just didn’t like him.
After Yin Qinghe let go of his hand, he stared at his face without turning his eyes.
The face is the same, even the name is the same.
Damn.
Seeing that he didn’t speak, Jing Shaoci had no choice but to say: “I used to hear Yanyan mention you all the time.”
Yin Qinghe snorted coldly, crossed his arms and said, “Of course, Xiao Wu is the cub I brought up.”
Jing Shaoci showed the patience he had never had before, and continued to say nice words, “He said you are 13 years older than him, but I didn’t expect you to look so young.”
Yin Qinghe raised his eyebrows, looked at him and said: “We cultivators are already aging very slowly, and Xiao Wu will still be in full bloom by then, and you will already be an old man.”
An arrow pierced Zhongjing Shaoci’s chest, making him clenched his fingers.
Yin Qinghe said this on purpose, in fact, Xie Chence knew that after the union of husband and wife, the aura and lifespan are shared.
But would he tell Jing Shaoci such a good thing?He will not.
At least not now.
Yin Qinghe sighed solemnly: “It’s good to be young. You can pick as many fresh meats as you like. Tsk, when you think about it, life is bright.”
“Ah.”
Jing Shaoci’s sudden sneer broke Yin Qinghe’s provocative rhythm.
“You can still laugh?”
Jing Shaoci picked up the phone, shook it and said, “I’ve already recorded what you said just now, and I’ll show it to my uncle later.”
“you–!!”
Now Yin Qinghe finally knows what it means to change the country easily and change one’s nature hard to change. This brat is still so annoying after being casted again.
“Xiao Wu was brought up by me. If I disagree with his marriage, do you think he will marry you?”
After hearing this, Jing Shaoci said in a confident tone: “It seems that you have already considered his marriage, otherwise why would you use the word “marry?”
Yin Qinghe was blocked upright, and was suddenly speechless with anger.
At this moment, there was a knock on the bedroom door.
“Master, please eat.”
The two had a temporary truce, and Yan Zixiu breathed a sigh of relief when he opened the door.
Jing Fengyi and Xie Guanxin went out with Xie Chongyun in their arms, and they will come back later.
The four of them went downstairs to the restaurant and sat down in twos.
When the servants were serving the dishes, Yan Zixiu whispered to Jing Shaoci, “What did you and Master talk about?”
Jing Shaoci held his hand under the table and lied without changing his face: “Talk about your childhood.”
Yan Zixiu quickly withdrew his hand, and said seriously: “The elders are here, don’t do anything wrong.”
Jing Shaoci didn’t understand, Yin Qinghe obviously had an unrestrained personality, why could he teach the little Taoist priests to be so rigid.
He upholds the spirit of asking when he doesn’t understand, and after the servants left, Jing Shaoci asked directly: “Master, has Yan Yan been so rigid since he was a child?”
Yin Qinghe knew what he wanted to ask, and said angrily: “If I don’t teach him to be like this, with his appearance, do you think it will be your turn?”
Xie Chence nodded in agreement, and said, “That’s right, Xiao Wu would receive more than a dozen silk handkerchiefs when he went down the mountain to sell vegetables. I don’t know how many unmarried women in the whole city are waiting for him to return to vulgarity.”
Yin Qinghe smiled at Xie Chence in satisfaction, and put a piece of cod in his bowl.
When mentioning the past, and this kind of thing, Yan Zixiu’s face turned red immediately.
He hurriedly picked up his chopsticks to pick up vegetables for Jing Shaoci, for fear that the sweet potatoes would turn into bitter melons again.
As soon as the four of them finished their meal, the butler came over and said, “Master and Madam are back.”
As soon as Jing Fengyi and Xie Guanxin entered, they saw two new faces in the house.
“Dad, Mom.” Jing Shaoci took the initiative to introduce: “These two are Yan Yan’s master and uncle.”
Xie Guanxin immediately showed a look of surprise, and Jing Fengyi handed Xie Chongyun in his arms to Jing Shaoci, then solemnly stretched out his hand and said, “I am Xiaoci’s father, Jing Fengyi, this is my wife, Xie Guanxin.”
Xie Chence held his hand and said his and Yin Qinghe’s names.
“Madam has a good face.” Yin Qinghe said these words as soon as he opened his mouth, then looked at Xie Chongyun’s small face, and said with a smile: “Young master is also blessed by blessings, and has a bright future.”
After hearing this, Xie Guanxin exchanged a glance with Jing Fengyi, and said sincerely, “Thank you, Master Yin.”
Yin Qinghe felt a little uncomfortable hearing this address, so he said: “How old are Chen Ce and I, Madam, please call us by our first names.”
After hearing this, Xie Guanxin immediately smiled and said, “Since you are Yan Yan’s master and uncle, then we are in-laws. It sounds a little far away to make Master listen.”
The corner of Yin Qinghe’s mouth couldn’t help twitching when he heard the word in-laws.
After exchanging pleasantries, Jing Fengyi raised his right hand and said, “Please sit down, both of you.”
After the six of them sat down, Xie Guanxin said, “Xiu Xiu always mentioned you, today I finally have the chance to meet you.”
After finishing speaking, she showed a regretful expression and said: “We came back too late, otherwise I would definitely cook for you two myself.”
Jing Shaoci and Yan Zixiu cleared their throats at the same time, but Jing Fengyi couldn’t help turning his head away.
Yin Qinghe and Xie Chence didn’t know that there was a thunder in it, but they only thought that the other party was warm and hospitable.
Yin Qinghe and Xie Guanxin seemed to hit it off right away, chatting and talking about Yan Zixiu’s childhood.
“Xiao Wu was very timid when he was young. If anyone attacked him, he would hold back his breath. I taught him to quarrel, but he couldn’t help crying before he could say a few words.”
Xie Guanxin listened very attentively, and immediately asked: “Then what happened later, how did Xiuxiu become so powerful later?”
“Later, I taught him a method, no matter how powerful the opponent is, he can keep his face unchanged.” Yin Qinghe said proudly.
As soon as the words fell, Yan Zixiu suddenly said: “Master, you, are you thirsty?”
Yin Qinghe waved his hand and said, “I’m not thirsty, I’m not thirsty.”
When Jing Shaoci heard Yan Zixiu’s inaudible sigh, he was immediately aroused.
“I asked him, Xiao Wu, have you ever seen a dog barking behind a dog? He said yes, and I said that when the dog barked vigorously, the chrysanthemum under the tail would shrink and expand. The louder the cry, the bigger the opening.”
Xie Chence coughed as a sign, but Yin Qinghe didn’t receive the signal at all.
“Dogs are like this, and so are people. When a person is yelling, the chrysanthemums will open and close. When someone beats you again next time, you will imagine this picture in your mind, and you will never cry again. ”
Yan Zixiu and Xie Chence raised their hands to cover their foreheads at the same time, Jing Fengyi and Jing Shaoci restrained themselves, only Xie Guanxin laughed.
She thinks Yin Qinghe’s character is so interesting, no wonder he can teach such a good child as Xiuxiu.
Jing Shaoci leaned close to Yan Zixiu’s ear and said, “Did you really become bold because of this reason?”
Yan Zixiu shook his head slightly, and said in a low voice, “It’s because I will be able to fight later.”
Strong hands-on ability, can despise all language attacks.
“Xiao Wu still liked to wet the bed when he was a child, but he didn’t dare to tell when he did, so he got up early in the morning and went to the stove to light a fire to dry the mattress.”
“Master.” Yan Zixiu couldn’t help interrupting.
Yin Qinghe turned to look at him, and said with a smile: “It’s a family, it’s okay to talk about it.”
Not only Jing Shaoci, but even Jing Fengyi smiled.
“He has been doing it secretly several times, but I discovered it once.”
Xie Guanxin asked curiously, “How did you find out?”
“His obscene pants are faded, and the two buttocks are printed on them like peaches. I don’t want to pretend I can’t see it, hahahahahaha.”
The whole family laughed, but Jing Shaoci began to fantasize.
I don’t know what Yan Yan’s butt looked like when she was a child, whether it is really the same as a peach.
Thinking about it, he really wanted to see what shape it would be when he grew up.
Although the pajama pants are close to the body, but if you don’t take them off, you don’t always feel that you can see them clearly enough.
Yan Zixiu didn’t know that Candied Sweet Potato was thinking about it again, so he secretly glanced at him from the corner of his eye.
At this time, Yin Qinghe turned his head to look at Jing Shaoci and said, “Boy, when you made Xiao Wu angry, did he hit you with something?”
When Jing Shaoci heard this, he immediately remembered the previous incident.
He didn’t look at Yin Qinghe, and said with a cold face: “He hit me with his manager’s dog.”
Jing Fengyi and Xie Guanxin obviously didn’t know about this, and were taken aback at the same time, while Yin Qinghe laughed heartily, and praised Yan Zixiu while laughing: “Xiao Wu, you did a great job, Master really didn’t teach you in vain.”
After he had laughed enough, Xie Chence raised his hand and pulled him into his arms, and said, “It’s getting late today, let’s go to bed early.”
As soon as Jing Fengyi heard this, he immediately called the butler and asked him to take someone to clean up the guest room immediately.
Before going to bed, Yan Zixiu pulled Jing Shaoci to stand outside the guest room door, bowed and said: “Master, uncle, it’s getting late, go to bed early.”
Yin Qinghe patted the bed and said, “Xiao Wu, do you want to sleep with Master?”
“no!”
“No.”
Jing Shaoci and Xie Chence spoke at the same time.
Xie Chence looked at Jing Shaoci and said, “Go back to the room with Xiao Wu.”
Without saying a word, Jing Shaoci pulled Yan Zixiu to turn around and leave.
After the two returned to their bedroom, Yan Zixiu cleared his throat, turned his head and said, “When I was young… I didn’t often wet the bed.”
Jing Shaoci put his arms around his waist and teased him deliberately: “Or you can do it again in front of me, and I’ll dry the mattress with you.”
Yan Zixiu pulled his arm apart forcefully, glared at him, then turned and went to the bathroom.
After the two lay on the bed, Jing Shaoci thought about what Yin Qinghe had said to him, and said wistfully, “Are you going to age very slowly?”
Yan Zixiu thought for a moment, then looked at him and said, “With my current cultivation, I shouldn’t grow old.”
After the words fell, Jing Shaoci’s heart sank suddenly.
Yan Zixiu looked at his obviously changed expression, and asked in confusion, “What’s wrong with you?”
Jing Shaoci suppressed his emotions, and said, “In five or sixty years, you will still be so young, but I will become a grandfather with white teeth.”
Calculating this way, he will definitely die before Yan Zixiu. After he dies, Yan Zixiu will fall in love and marry someone else…
The more Jing Shaoci thought about it, the more painful he became, and suddenly his breathing became short of breath.
Yan Zixiu blinked, stood up and said, “Why are you so worried? As long as you and I practice double cultivation frequently, we will share our longevity.”
In just 1 minute, Jing Shaoci experienced great sorrow and great joy in his life.
He sat up abruptly, grabbed Yan Zixiu’s arm and said, “Really?”
“Of course I won’t lie to you.”
As soon as Jing Shaoci pressed him down, he raised his hand to unbutton Yan Zixiu’s pajamas, “Then let’s double cultivate now!”
Yan Zixiu pushed him away, frowned and said, “Don’t mess around.”
Jing Shaoci maintained the posture of being pushed away by him, and retracted his long legs as if aggrieved, “I know, you must be reluctant to part with your life.”
Sure enough, Yan Zixiu was fooled instantly, and immediately explained: “That’s not the case, I just don’t know the method of dual cultivation, I have to ask the master to know.”
Jing Shaoci turned around and said in a resentful tone, “Then you can ask tomorrow.”
Yan Zixiu didn’t speak, but his expression became a little strange.
Jing Shaoci held his hand and urged, “How about it, Yanyan?”
Yan Zixiu suddenly made a gesture at this moment, telling him not to speak.
After a while, he looked at Jing Shaoci and said, “I remembered, when Master and Uncle Master practiced together, they didn’t seem to be wearing obscene clothes.”
