Divorced Actor Picking Up Garbage - Chap 210
Unexpectedly, Yan Zixiu hesitated when he heard this, “There is also… an educational film?”
“of course.”
After Gu Shiyi finished speaking, he suddenly hissed, “Brother Yan, don’t tell me that you haven’t seen any of them until now.”
Yan Zixiu was silent for a moment, and said, “I really have nothing to do with what you mentioned.”
“Then it’s worth watching! Come with me.”
After Gu Shiyi finished speaking, he hugged his neck like two brothers. Although Yan Zixiu was awkward, he didn’t avoid it.
The two first went to the study together, and then Gu Shiyi went upstairs to get the computer.
After entering, he locked the door behind his back.
Yan Zixiu looked at his actions and asked in puzzlement, “Why did you lock the door?”
“If you don’t lock the door, why don’t you open the door to watch? It would be embarrassing for the elders to hear the sound.”
Yan Zixiu frowned slightly, but did not speak.
Gu Shiyi was holding a notebook in one hand, and a chair was placed beside him with the other.
After sitting down, he asked Yanzi Xiudao: “Sister-in-law, what is my brother’s most common movement?”
action?Mountain: and: three: ã‚¿.
Seeing that he didn’t speak, Gu Shi also thought he was ashamed to speak, so he said, “This is an academic exchange, so you don’t have to be embarrassed.”
Yan Zixiu’s frown deepened, and he asked, “Where are you referring?”
When Gu Shiyi heard this, he suddenly realized: “I said you don’t say much, but I didn’t make it clear.”
Originally, that kind of thing wasn’t just in one place, he could say several things in one go, and it could be done anywhere.
“Let’s start with the most basic thing today, the bedroom.”
Only then did Yan Zixiu understand that the other party was talking about sleeping posture, so he said: “We usually face each other.”
“Face to face?”
Yan Zixiu looked at his questioning expression, and explained: “I was used to lying on my side, but your brother was dissatisfied with my back to him, so I changed it.”
Gu Shi also thought about it for a few seconds, and then said, “Face to face, and then raise your legs?”
Yan Zixiu shook his head slightly and said, “Not at all.”
“Huh?” Gu Shiyi’s entire face wrinkled.
He conceived the picture in his mind, but no matter how he thought about it, he felt that it was outrageous.
How can we come otherwise?Could it be that brother Jing is so talented and can get around it?
Gu Shiyi, who has read all the teaching videos of N G and is rich in experience, began to be confused.
But in a daze, he remembered Yan Zixiu’s identity, and after thinking about it, he suddenly felt that it wasn’t so outrageous.
“That’s right, you are a god after all, there is nothing you can’t do.”
Yan Zixiu didn’t understand whether he was a god or not had anything to do with his sleeping posture, so he immediately showed a confused expression.
“Don’t discuss this, let’s study first.”
Gu Shi also pressed the power button, and then said: “Brother Yan, you don’t need to learn much today, just learn two tricks and you will be able to coax my brother into submission.”
Yan Zixiu asked, “Is it really that useful?”
“Of course!” Gu Shiyi almost slapped himself on the chest to set up a military order, “You don’t have to believe me in other things, but I definitely understand the king in this regard.”
Yan Zixiu looked at ‘Understand the King’, and nodded half-understood.
After turning on the computer, Gu Shiyi boarded the NAS with ease, and then clicked on the partition.
“Brother Yan, what kind of movie do you want to watch?”
Yan Zixiu looked at the series of regional labels above, and said after a while: “I have no experience in this matter, so I’ll let you choose.”
Gu Shiyi thought for a while, and then said: “The ones that are too harsh are not suitable, so let’s watch the ones with a plot.”
After finishing speaking, he moved the cursor to Chunaiyoumei, and double-clicked to open it.
After watching it for a few minutes, Yan Zixiu asked, “Didn’t it mean an educational film? Why is it a love film?”
“Brother Yan, don’t be in a hurry, I will add more actions later.”
Yan Zixiu thought for a moment, and said, “Can there be domestic actors in this kind of movie?”
“Occasionally there are [-]-line actors, but they can’t be considered actors any more, they’re just hanging on the title as a gimmick.” Gu Shiyi replied.
“What about the front line?”
Gu Shiyi almost laughed out loud, “Is it okay to perform in the front line? That must be a sensation all over Asia.”
The more Yan Zixiu listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, but he continued to read it with a learning attitude.
Ten minutes later, a thunderstorm that caused the ground to tremble exploded in the air, and the next second, a loud noise erupted in the study of the Jing family.
The whole family was awakened instantly by these two movements, and immediately put on their clothes and went downstairs to check the situation.
When Jing Shaoci, Xie Chence and Jing Fengyi came to the first floor, there was only a small half of the door of the study room left, and it was shaking with its last breath.
After the three of them walked in, they saw that all the furniture in the study, from the table to the chairs, had almost exploded into pieces, and even the walls were covered with horrific nicks vertically and horizontally.
The entire study looked as if it had just been attacked by an armed force, without any armor left.
Jing Fengyi first turned off the alarm of the security system, then looked at Jing Shao and said: “Where is Xiaoxiu?”
Apart from Yan Zixiu, there should be no other person who can make the study like this.
It can’t be a terrorist, can it?
“Yanyan is gone.” Jing Shaoci frowned.
As soon as the words finished, Li Fengzhi ran in hastily, “Shi Yi is gone too!”
Yan Zixiu and Gu Shiyi?
Several people present had doubts in their hearts at the same time, and began to guess what happened between the two of them.
fight?The study room was like this, if it was really a fight, then I’m afraid they would just have to collect the corpse for Gu Shiyi.
Danger?Gu Shi was also in danger, and Yan Zixiu could solve it with a flick of a finger. Why did the two disappear?
Jing Shaoci looked at Li Fengzhi anxiously and said, “When did Gu Shiyi disappear?”
Li Fengzhi didn’t care about other things at this time, and immediately said: “He said he went downstairs to drink water after five o’clock in the morning, and then he never came back.”
There was no clue about what this sentence said, Xie Chence saw this, and took the initiative to say: “I’ll go upstairs and call Xiaohe.”
When Yin Qinghe came down, his eyes were so sleepy that he couldn’t open his eyes, but when he arrived in the study, he was taken aback for a moment.
Then he looked around once, and then at the wall.
“Well, Xiao Wu did it right.”
After finishing speaking, Yin Qinghe pointed to the ground not far away, “Look, the fingerprints are still there.”
Where he pointed, the floor had been completely broken, and a slender finger was clearly printed on the foundation below.
“Xiao Wu should have slapped the table out of anger. After the table was broken, the remaining sporadic coercion went underground.”
Except for Xie Chen Ce, everyone turned to look at him with stiff necks.
Sporadic coercion?
“Don’t worry, I’ll use magic tricks to ask where Xiao Wu has gone.”
After finishing speaking, he raised the two fingers of his right hand together, and a talisman suddenly appeared out of thin air. After Yin Qinghe said a few words silently, the talisman flew away from the glassless window.
After a while, the talisman flew back.
Yin Qinghe turned his wrist, and Yan Zixiu’s cold voice came out.
“Master, don’t worry, I will bring Gu Shiyi back in half an hour.”
Hearing that his tone was as usual, but a little colder than usual, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
For the next time, the family sat in the living room waiting for the two to come back.
Jing Shaoci kept looking at his watch, and finally, more than an hour later, Yan Zixiu suddenly appeared with Gu Shiyi in his nightgown.
“Yan Yan!”
As a result, Yan Zixiu didn’t go over, but Gu Shiyi plunged into Li Fengzhi’s arms who had just got up, and knocked him back to the sofa.
“Daughter-in-law, woo——”
After Gu Shiyi uttered a long cry, he said in a trembling voice, “Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, he…he…”
The sister-in-law didn’t say anything for a long time, so everyone could only look at Yan Zixiu.
“Xiao Wu, what did you two do?” Yin Qinghe asked.
Yan Zixiu stood there without saying a word, but judging from the ups and downs of his chest, he was definitely very angry.
Seeing this, Jing Shaoci immediately raised his hand and hugged him into his arms, patting him lightly and coaxing him, “I know it without telling you, it must be Gu Shiyi’s fault.”
As soon as the words fell, Gu Shiyi howled louder.
Feeling distressed, but Li Fengzhi somewhat agrees with Jing Shaoci’s words.
After all, judging from their normal personalities, Yan Zixiu would never take the initiative to provoke Gu Shiyi.
Yan Zixiu got up from Jing Shaoci’s arms, glanced at Gu Shiyi, then turned and went upstairs.
Gu Shiyi didn’t get up from Li Fengzhi until the sound of the door closing upstairs.
“What happened to you two?” Yin Qinghe asked again.
Gu Shiyi said with tears in his voice: “Sister-in-law…he took me to the eighteenth floor of hell…”
Time went back to two hours ago.
As soon as the heavy panting sounded from the computer, Yan Zixiu slapped his palm on the table, and the study almost burst open in place.
Before Gu Shiyi could react, his collar was lifted, and then the two disappeared together.
Not long after Yan Zixiu arrived in the underworld, Yan Luo from the ten halls came out to welcome him.
“Greetings to God Lord Taiqing.”
After Yan Zixiu nodded slightly, Xue Li, the reincarnation king in charge of the tenth hall, stepped forward and said, “Dare to ask the gods to come here, but do you have something important to order?”
Yan Zixiu glanced at Gu Shiyi who was still vomiting out of the corner of his eye, and said coldly, “There are ghosts who died tragically, so bring them all up.”
Xue Li was taken aback, “All, all?”
Hearing the words, the official Wang of the fourth hall hurriedly pulled Xue Li back, then cupped his hands and said to Yan Zi, “According to the Lord God’s will, let’s do it.”
Just kidding, who dares to question this order, the original Taiqing God Lord is in charge of the power of the six realms, and he is the most ruthless.
After gathering all the ghosts who had not yet been reincarnated and who had died miserably, Xue Li immediately went to Santuchuan to answer.
“Reporting to God Lord, all the innocent souls are waiting for orders at the Soul Gathering Gate.”
After finishing speaking, he boldly glanced at the mortal who dared to hold the arm of the Taiqing God.
“Brother Yan, I was wrong, I was really wrong.”
Although Gu Shiyi didn’t know where he was wrong at all, it was always right to admit cowardice.
He glanced around after vomiting just now, but his legs softened into noodles.
Yan Zixiu glanced down at Gu Shiyi, and then said a few words to Xue Li with sound transmission.
Next, Xue Li’s expression can be described as extremely rich, which can be summed up in four words: Doubt about life.
After a while, Xue Li said in a completely different tone from the original: “God, wait a moment.”
After speaking, he left immediately.
When Yan Zixiu brought Gu Shiyi to Juhunguan, the ‘magnificent’ scene in front of him almost made Gu Shiyi report from the underworld.
“God Lord.” The Reincarnation King stepped forward and bowed.
Yan Zixiu said expressionlessly: “Well, let’s start.”
The Lunzhuan King pursed the corners of his lips, then turned around and waved his hands.
A few seconds later, a beautiful chorus sounded——
“Ah, in another 50 years, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, and burn them all to ashes. You will pile them up with me, and no one will know anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer…”
When Gu Shiyi finally shed “moved” tears, the chorus reached the last part.
“Ah, my dear friends, who will be incinerated first, you first, me first? Anyway, they are all human ashes.”
Speaking of this, Gu Shi also sniffed, and said with aggrieved face: “After singing, my sister-in-law took me around again, and then, just came back.”
There was silence in the living room, only Yin Qinghe clutched his stomach and burst out laughing.
“Hahahahahahahaha, what the hell are you doing, how did you provoke Xiao Wu, hahahaha, you dare to provoke him if he holds a grudge so badly, ouch, I can’t do it anymore, ahhahaha——”
He was rocking back and forth laughing, if Xie Chence hadn’t been pulling him by the side, he would have rolled off the sofa a long time ago.
The question Yin Qinghe asked was also what everyone else wanted to know.
Jing Fengyi looked at Gu Shiyi who was huddled in Li Fengzhi’s arms, and asked, “Xiao Yi, what have you done?”
“so I……”
Gu Shiyi paused just after saying two words, and then looked at Jing Shaoci with grievances, “Brother Jing, I’m doing this for you.”
“For me?” Jing Shaoci frowned slightly.
“That’s right! My sister-in-law said she wanted to coax you, so I taught him how to coax you, and then he got angry.”
After hearing this, Xie Chence directly grasped the crux and said, “How do you teach?”
Originally, Gu Shiyi didn’t realize what was wrong at all, but after this encounter, he also felt a little guilty.
So he lowered his head and said in a low voice: “I’ll let my sister-in-law watch movies to learn new postures. Men, who wouldn’t eat this?”
When the voice fell, everyone was numb.
Not to mention a tour of the underworld, Gu Shiyi’s survival is a miracle in the Six Realms.
Li Fengzhi sighed, only felt his forehead start to throb.
When Jing Shaoci came back to his senses, he stood up from the sofa, and then strode upstairs.
When he returned to the bedroom, Yan Zixiu was lying on the bed, pulling the quilt over his head.
After Jing Shaoci took a deep breath, he went to bed and lay beside him.
“Yanyan, why did you get up so early today?”
The more this is the case, the more you can’t be impatient, and the best way is to go roundabout.
It took a few seconds for Yan Zixiu to reply, “I’ll make breakfast for you.”
The corners of Jing Shaoci’s lips raised uncontrollably, he hugged him outside the quilt and said, “Compared to eating breakfast, I want you to sleep with me for a while.”
Yan Zixiu did not speak, nor did he get out of the quilt.
Jing Shaoci cleared his throat, then slowly stroked his waist with his big hand and said, “After you left just now, Shi Yi said that he didn’t know what he did wrong.”
As soon as Yan Zixiu heard this, the anger that had been calmed down suddenly turned up again.
He flipped off the quilt, gritted his teeth and said, “He doesn’t know?”
Jing Shaoci held his hand and said solemnly: “Tell me what he did. If it is really his fault, I will help you to discipline him.”
Yan Zixiu pinched the quilt with his fingers, then looked away and said, “He let me watch…a movie.”
Jing Shaoci approached and asked impatiently, “What type is it? What’s the plot? Which step did you see?”
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