Divorced Actor Picking Up Garbage - Chap 81
In ancient times, Taoist priests who practiced Xuanfa would hang copper coins with red threads on their waists to show their status.
One coin is one qian, which means you can open an altar, two qian can master secret arts, and three qian can drive away ghosts and demons.
There have also been thieves who hung up copper coins to be deceived, but they all ended up miserable. Over time, this has become a taboo, and no one dares to use it as a fake.
One to eight coins can be called a Taoist leader, and only nine coins in this world can be called a celestial master.
It is said that the celestial master has the supernatural power to descend into the world, and can descend all evil spirits and ghosts, and even has the ability to flatten mountains and fill seas.
But the true most powerful ability of the Celestial Master is kept secret by everyone who knows it, and no one dares to mention it.
At this time, Wei Chu and Ji Luoyu, who were already stunned, didn’t know that Yan Zixiu’s profound magic and Taoism were far more than just nine coins.
In addition to Wei Chu’s wide-eyed eyes, Ji Luoyu’s face was full of horror, showing an overreaction of shock.
He slowed down for a while, and then said with a twitching corner of his mouth: “Live, live, live celestial master!”
Faced with the exaggerated reactions of the two, Yan Zixiu remained indifferent, without any expression of arrogance or arrogance.
Wei Chu’s Adam’s apple slid up and down a few times, and finally choked out a sentence: “I’ll ask the director to come over.”
After the door slammed shut, Ji Luoyu shuddered all over, and then she came back to her senses.
“I, can I ask you a question?” Ji Luoyu’s attitude became visibly cautious.
Seeing Yan Zixiu nodding his head slightly, he licked his lips and said, “Since you are a celestial master, why do you want to become a star?”
Now in their management office, the highest registered person is the Taoist Master Zhenqiong, the head teacher of Qingyuan Temple, and such an expert is only four dollars.
It’s really unbelievable that someone like Yan Zixiu didn’t escape the world and live in seclusion.
Yan Zixiu looked at him calmly, “Because…”
Ji Luoyu’s neck immediately stretched out, wishing she could stick her ears up too.
“poverty.”
Ji Luoyu leaned back tactically, and there were only three large characters engraved on his face: I, No, Believe!
Not to mention Yan Zixiu’s status, how could he have no money based on his relationship with the Jing family.
“Mr. Yan, you are married to…”
Before he could finish speaking, the door of the office was pushed open.
Wei Chu walked in with a middle-aged man who was still limping when he walked.
Seeing Yan Zixiu looking over, the middle-aged man explained with a dry smile, “I’m sorry, my legs went numb just now.”
After saying this, he also glared at Wei Chu who was desperately trying to pull him over but didn’t say anything.
“Hello, I’m the director of the Huaguo Unnatural Management Office, and my name is Fan Daode.”
Yan Zixiu shook hands with the other party and only said his name.
Fan Daode was startled for a moment, then looked at Ji Luoyu and said, “He’s the one who took No. 87…”
Ji Luoyu nodded frantically, and Wei Chu added beside him, “Mr. Yan is the Heavenly Master of Nine Money.”
Vanderl made a guttural sound like a whine through a cracked window on a windy day.
He glanced at Yan Zixiu, then at Wei Chu, then at Ji Luoyu, and finally at Yan Zixiu again.
Totally a living human rattle.
“Heaven, Heavenly Master?!” Fan Daode’s tongue got stuck.
Seeing the strangeness, Yan Zixiu sat back to his original position, waiting for the other party to recover from the convulsion.
After two or three minutes passed, Fan Daode took in too much cold air, so he hiccupped: “Excuse me, hiccup, what is the real age of Mr. Yan?”
Yan Zixiu replied calmly, “23.”
“Back, hiccup, rejuvenate?”
Yan Zixiu didn’t intend to waste any more time, so he stood up and said, “If there is nothing else, I will take my leave first.”
Fan Daode was startled immediately, he couldn’t even hiccup, “Mr. Yan, please stay.”
“What else is there?”
Fan Daode clasped his hands together, rubbed his eyes together and said, “Mr. Yan, do you intend to join our management office? We are a formal unit with five insurances and three golds.”
Seeing Ji Luoyu raised his hand in a gesture of rubbing money, he hurriedly continued his efforts: “And the travel allowance is very high, you can also apply for bonuses according to the task level, and there will be a very generous year-end bonus at the end of the year…”
Fan Daode talked about a lot of benefits, and then leaned over expectantly and said, “You, think about it?”
Although Yan Zixiu loves money very much, he doesn’t want to be bound by any organization, so he said: “I don’t think about it, thank you.”
Fan Daode didn’t bother too much, he just asked Wei Chu to send him out.
“Xiao Ji, you will go and invite Taoist Priest Suixu to come down the mountain tomorrow.”
Fan Daode said solemnly: “If Yan Zixiu’s identity is real, even if you spare all of you year-end awards, you have to invite him back.”
It’s not that he wants to be suspicious, but that Yan Zixiu’s face is too confusing, he doesn’t look like a Taoist priest at all, let alone a celestial master.
Ji Luoyu looked at him with a wrinkled face, and said loudly: “Fan Chu, you are poisonous, why should you exclude our year-end award?”
As soon as Yan Zixiu walked out of the cultural relics bureau, he immediately saw Jing Shaoci leaning against the car.
“Mr. Jing, why are you here?”
Jing Shaoci glanced at Wei Chu expressionlessly, and then said, “Pick you up.”
Wei Chu was not blind, and simply said: “Mr. Yan, then I will send you here.”
Yan Zixiu said, “Thank you.”
After Wei Chu turned back, the two got into the car together.
“What do they want from you?”
Yan Zixiu thought for a while, and said, “It may be related to the fact that I took in the female ghost from that village.”
Jing Shaoci’s eyes darkened, and he said coldly, “Did they make things difficult for you?”
“That’s not true.” Sensing the other party’s concern, Yan Zixiu showed a slight smile on his face, “They want me to join the Unnatural Management Department.”
Jing Shaoci frowned slightly, “Unnatural Management Office?”
He had never heard of the name of this institution.
“Yeah.” Yan Zixiu nodded slightly, “I guess this is probably a place to attract strangers from around the world.”
The more Jing Shaoci listened to it, the more ridiculous he felt. The country has always advocated the scientific concept of development and opposed all feudal superstition and other activities from a long time ago. How could it be possible to set up such a place?
Yan Zixiu saw that his expression seemed to be a little cold, so he said, “Don’t worry, I didn’t agree.”
After hearing this, Jing Shaoci’s expression relaxed a little, and after a few seconds, he said, “We’ll talk about it when we go home.”
After the two returned to Jing’s house, Xie Guanxin asked with concern: “Xiu Xiu, who are those two people who came to see you?”
Yan Zixiu didn’t know how to explain it, so he simply replied, “Friend.”
Xie Guanxin knew in her heart that he didn’t want to say more, so she smiled and said, “It’s fine.”
Before going upstairs, Yan Zixiu went to the yard and dug out the small urn that was buried a few days ago from under the tree.
After cleaning up the dust, he carried it back to the bedroom.
As soon as he entered the door, he looked at Jing Shaoci and said, “Take off your clothes.”
Jing Shaoci’s body froze for a moment, then he narrowed his black eyes slightly and said, “Do you want a relationship again?”
“No.” Yan Zixiu shook his head, then avoided his eyes and said, “Just take it off.”
Jing Shaoci glanced at him, then stood by the bed and began to unbutton the button.
When there was only one piece left in his body, Yan Zixiu said in a very unnatural way: “Go to bed first, then lie in the quilt…Take off cleanly.”
After saying this, he turned around and went out.
After mixing the incense ash in the urn with cinnabar, cockscomb blood, etc., Yan Zixiu took a brush from the pen holder and returned to the bedroom.
At this time, Jing Shaoci lay expressionlessly on the bed, wrapped in a quilt.
For some reason, when Yan Zixiu saw this scene, he suddenly thought of the ancient concubines sleeping in bed.
He pursed the corners of his lips, and the pinnae of his ears began to turn red.
“Last time you were injured together with me, this thing can get rid of the evil spirit in your body.” Yan Zixiu explained.
Although the other party has the Nine Luminaries body protection, this qi will not cause any impact for a while, but in the end it is better to get rid of it as soon as possible.
Jing Shaoci glanced at the things in his hand, and said in a deep voice, “Why do you have to take off your clothes?”
“Because,” Yan Zixiu felt his throat feel a little dry for no reason, “because I want to paint on your body…”
Before he finished speaking, Jing Shaoci suddenly sat up on the bed, “You want to wipe me like you did when you wiped Gu Shiyi?”
He still hasn’t forgotten the picture of his cousin being turned into a beggar chicken.
“That’s not the case.” Yan Zixiu immediately denied it, then lowered his eyes and explained, “It’s just a drawing of a talisman.”
Only then did Jing Shaoci’s tense nerves relax, not because he couldn’t bear it, but because his appearance was too embarrassing.
“You lie face down.”
After Jing Shaoci did so, Yan Zixiu took out a black cloth from somewhere, and raised his hand to cover his eyes.
After tying the knot at the back of his head, he walked slowly to the bed with a brush and a small urn.
Yan Zixiu first groped on the bed with the other hand, and then threw off the quilt.
Jing Shaoci turned around abruptly, Yan Zixiu seemed to have expected him to do this, and immediately raised his finger to his own eyes and said, “Don’t worry, I can’t see things.”
Jing Shaoci looked at him for a long time before burying his face in the pillow awkwardly.
After Yan Zixiu took off his shoes and went to bed, he said in a restrained tone, “I’m sorry, I might… have to straddle your lower back again.”
Now that his eyes are blindfolded, he has to find the correct direction before he can write, otherwise the talisman will be a thousand miles away if he makes a mistake.
Although it is not difficult for him to close the eyes and draw the talisman, this time it is more complicated, and he does not want to make any mistakes.
As soon as he mentioned sitting on the waist, Jing Shaoci suddenly remembered the bone setting last time.
Yan Zixiu heard that there was no response from the other party for a long time, so he whispered in his ear, “Jing Shaoci?”
Jing Shaoci turned his head with a dark face, and said in a muffled voice, “Sit down.”
Yan Zixiu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then stretched out his fingertips to touch forward.
In the end, he couldn’t die, and the first time he touched Jing Shaoci’s waist and hips.
Yan Zixiu didn’t notice it at this time, but after moving down an inch, his fingertips touched an obvious arc.
He withdrew his fingers like an electric shock, and the blush rushed from the base of his ears to his neck.
“You, why did you change your position?”
He had already carefully looked at it before blindfolding, this place should be the position below the opponent’s back, how could it become…
Jing Shaoci wanted to laugh angrily at his behavior of a villain who complained first, so he simply turned his head and said, “Then I’m sorry for you?”
Yan Zixiu’s lips moved twice, not wanting to argue with him.
After finding a good position in silence, he took a long leg and stepped up.
The moment the brush touched his back, an uncontrollable numbness rushed directly to the top of Jing Shaoci’s head.
As the nib and pen began to move on his back, Jing Shaoci began to feel weak all over. He gritted his teeth and deliberately tightened his body, but Yan Zixiu asked him to relax.
“Do you Taoist priests insist on exorcising evil spirits like this?” He asked in a slightly cold voice.
Yan Zixiu didn’t answer immediately, but waited for the last touch on his upper body before replying in a serious tone: “This time it’s because of your special fate, you must use this method to remove it, ordinary people don’t have to go to such trouble. ”
When the brush went down, Jing Shaoci couldn’t help getting up, but Yan Zixiu held him firmly with his elbow.
“What’s the matter?”
Jing Shaoci took a deep breath, and then said, “Don’t tell me, that place needs to be painted.”
Yan Zixiu knew that he was uncomfortable, so he comforted him in a calm tone: “Just treat it as an ordinary organ, don’t think too much about it.”
After finishing speaking, he added another sentence, “Don’t worry, there is no need to draw on the front.”
After all, if it cannot be coherent, it is useless to draw.
Jing Shaoci ground his back molars, and then deliberately said: “I think you are like a magic stick who cheats money and sex.”
Yan Zixiu was already sweating slightly on his forehead, knowing that he was deliberately provoking him, so he said calmly: “If I want to deceive, I will also deceive that young woman. Why do I have to think hard about you, a man.”
“Because you like me.” Jing Shaoci said plausibly.
You can’t be distracted while drawing the talisman, so Yan Zixiu subconsciously followed him and said, “Since I fall in love with you so hard, you should let me take advantage of it to relieve the pain of lovesickness.”
After finishing this sentence, Jing Shaoci did not speak again.
After finally finishing drawing the back, Yan Zixiu slowed down a bit, and then asked the other party to turn over.
After the two faced each other head-on, he didn’t sit upright like before, but half-kneeled with his legs, straddling Jing Shaoci’s lower abdomen in the air.
The brush draws little by little from the collarbone, and when the tip of the brush brushes over a point on his chest, Jing Shaoci let out a muffled moan in his throat.
He resisted not moving, because beads of sweat had already dripped down Yan Zixiu’s chin.
Those charming thoughts dissipated in an instant, and Jing Shaoci looked at the blindfolded Yan Zixiu without an instant, and a strange feeling surged in his heart.
I don’t know if it’s because the brows and eyes have grown apart, or the other party has lost weight, but Yan Zixiu’s appearance seems to be really different from before.
Just looking at it like this, people can’t take their eyes away.
More handsome, but also more… seductive.
