Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From The Trash - Chap 156
061 Alarm bells went off in his mind.
…… is not good!
Feast Jinhua is equipped with a system consistent with his own attributes, and is closely linked to the main character ” Shujue Duan” to be raided.
In other words, it is theoretically capable of updating, and even precision surveying, any change in Xiaochi Chi’s data in real time!
061 relies on its own filter convinced that it has nothing to do with Xiaochi Chi’s acting skills.
His family Chi Xiao has already raised Shujue Duan’s favorable opinion of Feast Jinhua from minus 500 to zero by acting, and he is a very good boy who is working very hard.
But 061 also dare not slow down, immediately set out to capture the anomalous intrusion of brainwave signals, quietly carry out subtle interference and modification, infiltration, in order to determine the system’s usual format of transmission of information and data.
For the system, the operation was no less delicate than a surgical operation.
The same system, 061 best understand, at this moment their biggest advantage is not yet discovered by the other side.
Once the other side detects their presence, then Chi Xiao is afraid that there is only one way to go with the banquet Jinhua tearing his face off in a battle.
He should have given Chi Xiao more room to move and mediate.
This is the responsibility of 061, and also the responsibility of Ying Lou.
Xiaochi Chi noticed that Feast Jinhua seemed to have heard something, looked slightly stiff, looked different, and stopped complaining about the ungrateful Jiming Ye, so he felt something wrong and asked 061: “What’s wrong?”
061 is mixing a small Trojan horse into the information flow and silently importing it into the system of Feast Jinhua.
The movements are as careful as extracting mosquito blood from amber from millions of years ago.
It’s a good thing he had done sufficient preparatory practice in the last world, fighting with the AI’s who were after him.
As he worked, he said gently, “It’s okay, don’t worry.”
Now he shouldn’t distract Chi Xiao, it’s important to keep him in a calm state of mind.
Xiaochi Chi knew something must have happened.
But since 061 told him to be at ease, he could be at ease.
…… because it was 061 who told him to “be at ease”.
Within a short time, 061 had acquired enough data.
When the other system sent another detection signal, 061 successfully intercepted the flow midway and sent a forged copy of the data.
What followed was a tense and silent wait.
Also nervous was Feast Jinhua.
He returned to the mountain this time, is calculated to Jingxu sword meeting time to return, he intends to bring Shujue Duan to participate, and take the opportunity to seek to seize the qi belonging to him.
In the original Shujue Duan, with that free old Tao walking around the world, at this time has a young man’s chivalry. He won the first prize in the Jingxu sword meeting, won the sword in the stone and the sword contains a thousand years of sword intent, from then on the road to open up, all the way to success, very beautiful.
He feast Jinhua is not the old Taoist, and not Lei Feng, raised Shujue Duan for so many years, should also receive some rewards.
But if Shujue Duan found out what happened back then ……
No way, right?
He did that thing very stealthily.
Shujue Duan parents will die sooner or later in the hands of that group of demons who coveted shark pearls, this is their destiny only, but died a few years earlier ……
Although this comforted himself, the feast Jinhua still could not help but heart beat like a drum.
Well, several minutes later, his system gave a clear answer: “Drop, host, I am very sorry, the data passed earlier was wrong, now it has been corrected, the favorability of the raid object to you is still 100, please rest assured!”
The banquet Jinhua breathed a sigh of relief, and could not help but blame: “Next time investigate clearly before, scared me this big jump.”
After resolving this hiccup, he told Shujue Duan what he intended to do.
Sure enough, Shujue Duan agreed without hesitation.
Once the heart of Jinhua is over, he can’t be bothered again.
He heard that the ninth master brother received a female disciple, the age of two eight, beautiful, in two days, the ninth master brother will take her out to remove the demon travel, half a month later to return. And the Jingxu sword meeting will be held in 20 days later, counting plenty of time, can go with this little beauty to go out this encounter, live and enjoy.
In the world he came from, the feast Jinhua is not considered to be outstanding in appearance, but the winner is flexible in speech and quick in brain response, and most of the men and women in the world are stupid, a few sweet words can coax them to go back and forth.
These men and women do not have the extra patience to observe each other’s words and actions for a long time, only to see the flowers and chocolates delivered to the eyes, to hear the fresh and hot words of love, but also the beautiful name “live in the moment”, “do not care about the longevity of the day”.
So Feast Jinhua went along with their wishes.
He was already a man and a woman, meat and vegetables, helping them or them to live in the moment while he himself lived fast in the crotch.
Whenever you have had enough of playing, leaving these people, none of these people have the same dashing energy as when they were in love, each crying and begging to get back together, ugly, looking at it with a kind of inexplicable pleasure.
So, when he was chosen by the system and came to the world of all kinds of bad books, Feast Jinhua was living like a fish in water.
Most of the characters in the bad article, the IQ level is below the normal human level line, but most of them are tragically beautiful.
In the face of a group of men and women as dumb as pigs and as beautiful as gods, Banquet Jinhua can enjoy the pleasure of holding the script and being the only one.
At the moment, however, he is not very interested in Shujue Duan.
After all, Shujue Duan had just had his legs turned out, and Feast Jinhua still remembered his big, beautiful fishtail.
Mount Jingxu is very beautiful among both men and women, and Shujue Duan is particularly outstanding, but he is not interested in or in a position to go grass carp.
Shujue Duan is just an ATM to him, and an ATM that he doesn’t have to worry about and will take care of itself.
He threw his ATM into the mountains once again and got away with it, and was able to dissipate the pain of sending his little brother on the run by the way.
Once he left, Jiming Ye stayed near the fishing pool instead.
In his words, this gentleman to watch you, lest you make any mistakes.
Xiaochi Chi knew that he did not want to leave Shujue Duan, and did not poke him, but acted according to Shujue Duan’s former habits, practicing sword, nourishing qi, and meditating under the waterfall.
In the previous life, the stone sword that belonged to Shujue Duan was taken away by Yan Jinhua, and Yan Jinhua had to infuse the sword with the Qi of the shark in order to use the stone sword that belonged to the shark.
As a result, Shujue Duan unknowingly became his mobile rechargeable battery, and the spiritual power in his body was deteriorating and nearly depleted.
Shujue Duan did not know what was going on, but thought that he was a fool and therefore progressed slowly as an adult, so he tried to make up for it with hard work.
…… because he knew Shujue Duan learned it would be useless.
The principle is very simple, then a good engine, no oil is also a waste of time.
But now, these once secret books, to Shujue Duan, whose spiritual power has not been taken away, are like deep foundations, enough to make a ten-thousand-foot tall building rise from the ground.
After practicing day and night, all kinds of sword moves have been deeply rooted in his bones, and Xiaochi Chi is already able to put and take them with ease with just a little revision.
But he did not rest on his laurels, practicing hard every day to make this young body do more and get more.
Shujue Duan as a shark, when the spiritual power cohesion has its own water mist collection, so the sword dance like flying, the whole person is like in the ink painting, clothes when the wind, bright as immortal.
Jiming Ye chews on his pipe and sits in a tree watching him, just as he did when they were growing up as childhood sweethearts years ago.
However, Jiming Ye is not an idle person after all.
After staying for two days, he craved wine again.
Since Shujue Duan’s death, he has been addicted to strong wine to calm his heartache, and in the past two days without wine, his spirit is very restless, lazily snuggled in a tree yawning.
After a set of sword dance, Xiaochi Chi went to bathe under the waterfall.
Jiming Ye shouted, “Hey, little fish …… surnamed Chi!”
Xiaochi Chi turned his head to look at him.
Jiming Ye straightened up, “I’m going to get the wine from that old man’s cellar in Red Cloud.”
…… says it almost as naturally as if you were going to your own basement.
Amidst the roar of the waterfall, Xiaochi Chi knowingly asked, “What are you telling me?”
He was not asking Jiming Ye, but trying to enlighten the Shujue Duan inside him.
–Jiming Ye, who has always been my own man, now has to tell him when he picks a fruit, just because he is afraid of parting, always suspecting that once he leaves, it will be like that hasty meeting in the mountains of Pashu, never to be seen again.
After hearing Xiaochi Chi’s answer, Jiming Ye pursed his lips and snorted, “Boring.”
He slid down the tree and took a step to leave.
Xiaochi Chi suddenly felt a surge of power in his body, so he guessed that Shujue Duan inside him had something to say, so he consciously let go of his hands.
His right index finger and middle finger together, pure spiritual energy in the fingertips, into a sword pointing position, in the waterfall behind the cliff wall to write down a few words.
This time, Shujue Duan wrote the lines, and Xiaochi Chi, with his professionalism as an actor, naturally paraphrased them exactly as they were written.
He raised his voice to Jiming Ye and said, “…… don’t steal it again.”
Jiming Ye stopped in his tracks, his tongue gently tipped his left cheek, disdainfully saying, “You think you can control this monarch with this face? He may not even be able to control this gentleman.”
Anyway, it’s a little tussle between the two, and Xiaochi Chi Prime is waiting for Shujue Duan to write another line for him.
Shujue Duan harnessed the finger of his sword and brushed and carved two more words in white on the cliff face: “Sorry.”
…… what sorry?
Before Xiaochi Chi could react, Shujue Duan dropped his hand and pinched himself on the thigh.
Xiaochi Chi : “……”
He is a sword practitioner, finger force wrist force are on the best, this is really not light, Xiaochi Chi pain eyes astringent, a drop of tears fell straight down, into the spring.
Xiaochi Chi’s teary-eyed eyes finally figured out what Shujue Duan meant.
…… It seems Shujue Duan is not his imaginary love interest ah.
He leaned down and reached out, groping at the bottom of the spring.
Jiming Ye saw that he could not say a four, five or six, coldly snorted, and was about to leave, who wanted to walk out of six or seven steps, a blue shadow will fall on his side.
Jiming Ye was impatient: “What the hell do you want to do?”
Xiaochi Chi does not answer, but only extends his right hand to his eyes and opens it.
…… In his right palm lay a shark pearl, a gorgeous stream of light that stung Jiming Ye’s eyes for a moment.
Jiming Ye : “…… What is this?”
The man in front of him asked, “Is that enough?”
“Enough of what?”
Xiaochi Chi looked up slightly and stared into Jiming Ye’s eyes, his voice and expression actually coincided strangely with Shujue Duan’s: “…… went down the mountain to buy wine.”
Jiming Ye’s heart snapped and his face changed: “Don’t blame me for not warning you, don’t talk like him.”
Xiaochi Chi shrugged his shoulders, a joy, the palm of the shark beads a clutch: “go or not?”
Jiming Ye : “To what, down the mountain?”
Xiaochi Chi : “Yeah, together?”
Jiming Ye : “…… you less corrupt his image. Over the wall to escape the mountain, he is not such a person.”
Xiaochi Chi said, “He didn’t do it, so what’s the harm? Besides, it’s good to take him out to see more of the world, isn’t it?”
By some miracle, Jiming Ye was convinced by Xiaochi Chi.
Jiming Ye was already an expert in slipping, and Shujue Duan had lived in Jingxu Mountain for some time and had a memory of the layout of its roads, so the two easily avoided the disciples guarding the gate.
After creeping along for a while, Xiaochi Chi nudged Jiming Ye who was walking ahead of him: “Run.”
So, the future White Sailor Immortal Monarch and Black Jiao Demon Monarch ran wildly up the small mountain path.
The two sides of the trees shake chaos, light and shadows dappled, in the two cast a heavy layer of broken gold.
Jiming Ye turned back quietly as he ran.
…… He knows that the person in front of him is not him, and the body is hiding him.
If it were a real small fish, what would it say now.
Jiming Ye thought about it for a long time, but thought himself hard, turned his head back, no longer look at that person.
He still doesn’t know how the hypocrite really sees himself, it’s so irritating.
The shark beads are of good quality and were exchanged for a hundred taels of silver in the pawn store.
In his last life, Shujue Duan was not the young Taoist priest who traveled the jungle at a young age in the original book, he was bred too much by the feast Jinhua, and even a bit ignorant of the world.
After getting the heavy silver bag, he wrote on the palm of his left hand with his right hand and asked online, “Is it enough.”
Xiaochi Chi replied to him with his left hand in his right palm, “If that’s not enough, are you going to change your leg and choke?”
Shujue Duan was a little embarrassed: “I’m afraid I can’t afford it.”
Xiaochi Chi replied, “It’s enough to buy a wine store.”
Sure enough, they spent twenty taels to get ten jars of good aged wine, which they smuggled into the mountain by the same route.
Along the way, Shujue Duan asked Xiaochi Chi a lot of questions, gold, silver, jade, birds, fish and insects, he asked the price one by one.
On the way up the mountain, Jiming Ye thought about what he had just done, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, so he called Xiaochi Chi, who was cleaning his hands, “Drink with me.
This is a forced, he knows Shujue Duan pay attention to the cultivation of the body, a cold and aloof, smoking and drinking has never touched, did not expect Xiaochi Chi really sat over.
Xiaochi Chi’s reasoning was, “We bought the wine together, so it’s only right that I get a piece of it.”
Jiming Ye cocked his head.
A few days together, he does not hate Xiaochi Chi this person, not sticky, straightforward nature, is a good person, but he can not use Shujue Duan skin to raise a good feeling, originally wanted to refuse, but alone drinking is really boring and boring, plus he thought, if the surname Chi drunk, Shujue Duan will not come out?
With a hint of hidden anticipation, Jiming Ye tossed him a glass: “Sit down.”
The wine was indeed good, and after three rounds, both of them were in high spirits.
Tapping his wine glass, Jiming Ye passionately insulted Banquet Jinhua, “That old Ba Wang, I will lift his lid one day!”
Xiaochi Chi : “Bring it to the stew.”
Jiming Ye : “Feed the dog!”
Xiaochi Chi : “You are too angry, so scold people, easy to scold yourself on the head, the loss is not worth it.”
Jiming Ye slanted his eyes at him.
Xiaochi Chi took a sip of wine: “It’s like this, in our side, cursing people are more euphemistic, such as I eat hot pot, you eat hot pot base; I blow the air conditioner, you blow the air conditioner outside.”
Jiming Ye : “Can’t understand, punish three cups.”
Xiaochi Chi drank three glasses.
Jiming Ye was over there again, muttering and scolding Feast Jinhua.
He has a deep resentment towards this person, the wine, thinking about all the past, more righteous anger, but the ancient curses are the same words, Jiming Ye and reluctant to say the next three ways, can only chatter, saying that his mouth is open and shut is benevolence, righteousness and morality, the world’s great righteousness, all is bullshit.
Xiaochi Chi finishes his three cups and fills his wine up again, “He later plans to stay in this world and have children. And I wonder how he plans to set an example for his children.”
Jiming Ye spat, “Can he have a baby?”
Xiaochi Chi: “Can he find someone to give birth to his child?”
The trifecta was a perfect match for Jiming Ye.
He lifted his glass, “Cheers.”
Xiaochi Chi : “Fuck.”
061 who witnessed the entire drinking process: “……”
What is this? A fellow swear word exchange?
When the ten jars of wine were finished, Xiaochi Chi’s face was not even red, while Jiming Ye fell to the ground, unconscious and drunk.
Born again once, he needs a painful drunkenness.
After drinking, Jiming Ye’s body was weak, and because of his low magic power, he became a mosquito coil and slept soundly on Shujue Duan’s arm.
Xiaochi Chi sat back in the spring, transformed into a fishtail, and had nothing else to do, so he transformed his sword into the body of a zither.
Xiaochi Chi leaned against the wall and rested with his eyes closed, letting Shujue Duan stroke out the scattered tones with one hand to help Jiming Ye sleep peacefully.
And 061 read for him the original text of “Sailor Fairy King”.
He had already gone through the full text in advance, but even he could not remember where in the original text it was written that Shujue Duan was a body that could not get drunk in a thousand glasses.
So after Shujue Duan had finished playing the zither and slept in silence according to his regular routine, 061 closed the book and asked Xiaochi Chi where he had learned this.
Xiaochi Chi put down his violin, resting one hand on his knee and his snake-wrapped left arm on the bank, and said, “I don’t know. I just think that it’s time to let him try.”
…… try to get drunk, try to sneak out of the mountain, try all kinds of life in this world should try.
“His life is no longer the same as in the book, and the so-called original text is nothing more than a reference.”
061 thought, indeed, once the feast Jinhua came, everything changed. His parents died prematurely for at least four years, he lost the opportunity to be brought up normally, was raised to be ignorant of the five grains, recognized the thief as his father, and was ridiculed by the thief for opening the door and being a stupid person.
Xiaochi Chi, who seemed to know what he was thinking, listened to the sound of water and cicadas and said slowly, “Feast Jinhua is a wolf with a heart of gold, but if he hadn’t changed the plot and dragged it, Shujue Duan and Jiming Ye would not have grown up together.”
“Now, everything has changed, he is no longer set, not living in the script, he is a living person, have their own love and hate, may not have to go by the book, have to do back to that life can not be wrong gentleman can not.” Xiaochi Chi dipped himself in the spring water that had been slightly warmed up, “did not get drunk once, indulge once, simply blind this person.”
At this point, Xiaochi Chi is back to that strong and vigorous look, looking at 061’s heart soft and like.
061 half-closed the book and asked, “So is it still being read?”
Xiaochi Chi said, “Read.”
061: “…… eh?”
Xiaochi Chi said, “I want to hear it.” After all, he needs to know all the chips in Feast Jinhua’s hand so he can place his bets.
061 smiled, “Good.”
061 moistened his throat and began to read again.
The book’s writing is average, with occasional typos and incoherence, but the writing style is quiet, and Xiaochi Chi listens quietly.
A full moon sank in the spring in front of him, the fish tail swinging slightly, the moon shattered into ripples, broken silver dazzling, not a few moments, the reflection is back to full.
In fact, Xiaochi Chi also wanted to get drunk for himself.
With the successive role changes and short rest periods, it would be a lie to say that he is not tired.
Just who would have thought that sharks are hard to get drunk.
…… seems to have had a bit of bad luck.
Good thing he has six teachers, and that voice is like mellow wine, intoxicating enough.
Xiaochi Chi lifted his hand, touched the location of his heart and thought, “Not counting this world, in three more worlds, he will never hear this person’s voice again.
Xiaochi Chi had guessed who he might be, but after several doubts and several rejections, he no longer dared to trust himself in the slightest.
Only in this case, he could not believe the evidence, intuition, judgment, any dare to believe.
Because of the fear of loss, I dare not have hope.
The only thing that can reassure him is to have 061 stand in front of him and tell himself plainly who he is.
Thinking about it, he called, “Teacher Six.”
061 stopped reading: “What’s wrong?”
Xiaochi Chi paused for a long time, lowered her eyes, and said, “…… I’m sleepy.”
061 then closed the book, with a smile in his voice: “Well, I won’t read anymore. Go to bed early. Will you still be up at that time tomorrow? Or a little later? You’ve been drinking and I’m afraid you’ll be uncomfortable getting up early.”
Xiaochi Chi : “Old time.”
061 resisted the urge to pinch his face: “Okay, go to sleep.”
The next morning, Jiming Ye woke up with a splitting headache and refused to admit the fact that he had died last night while Shujue Duan was unharmed, so he cursed the wine as bad and fake.
Xiaochi Chi said, “Well, it’s fake wine, next time add some staminaria to season it.”
Jiming Ye : “……”
At this stage, Jiming Ye could not fight or defeat Shujue Duan, so he was so angry that he found a pile of stones and threw them at him while he was practicing his sword, and not surprisingly, Xiaochi Chi turned them into lime.
Jiming Ye was not convinced and went to buy alcohol again, insisting to fight with Shujue Duan, but he fell down drunk every time, muttering curses under his breath.
After a few drinks, Jiming Ye and Xiaochi Chi find that they share the same temperament, are both profanity lovers and tenth-grade scholars of Black Feast Jinhua, and gradually become friends.
On the eve of the counted feast Jinhua almost due back, Jiming Ye said to Xiaochi Chi, “Little fish, and the surname Chi, this gentleman is leaving.”
When he mentioned this, Shujue Duan was practicing his sword under the moon.
At the words, Shujue Duan’s sword-wielding hand gave a beat.
But Xiaochi Chi knew this day would come: “Take care, I won’t see you off.”
Jiming Ye wondered, “You don’t ask why my Lord is leaving?”
Xiaochi Chi attempted to sheathe his sword, but it turned out to be out of alignment several times, which can be said to be very unchic.
He bowed his head to the sword while saying, “You are the body of a jiao, how do you want to cultivate in the mountains? Go to a bigger place, mountain or sea, I will take care of Shujue Duan , you want to come back to see him, remember to bring wine, I will show you.”
After the words, he finally managed to put the sword into its sheath.
Jiming Ye spat at him, “Fuck you.”
That night, Jiming Ye left the mountain and Feast Jinhua returned to the mountain.
After fifteen days of relaxation, Feast Jinhua lost the little black snake depression has receded a lot, once back to the mountain, he began to wait excitedly for the Jingxu sword meeting held.
…… and Xiaochi Chi is also waiting.
Shujue Duan’s tragedy began after he met Feast Jinhua, but the collapse of his entire life came from this sword meeting.