Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From The Trash - Chap 162
At that time, in Yushan Shi, a group of tomb robbers mistakenly touched the seal, resulting in the emergence of a thousand-year-old mountain ghost.
Black Jiao wanted to catch the mountain ghost and plunder its dan essence, while White Shark wanted to save his fellow disciples. So one dressed as a scholar, one dressed as a swordsman, pretending to pass by Yushan Shi was captured, they were thrown into the same sinkhole, and spent three days and nights together, also concluded a peculiar prison friendship.
Here, Jinhua reminisces about his unpleasant experience of following the article.
When the two were in prison, the black jiao alias Ming Night, often bad, intentionally teasing the serious and gentle Shujue Duan, the author also spent ink, describing the name “Ming Night” scholar first-class appearance, beautiful, the bottom readers have been cheered up, while cursing the female dressed as men is really a corny old stigma, while The bottom of the readers have been in high spirits, while cursing the old cliché of women dressing up as men, while chasing the article with fascination, waiting for the author to pick off the vest of the “Ming Night” girl, so that he becomes the first person of the male harem.
A few chapters later, the author successfully stripped the horse for “Bright Night” and personally proved that it was a genuine man with two dingbats, at least one more than the readers here.
Once the update came out, half of the comment section went crazy.
Forced by the threat of readers to abandon the article, the author can only change the article with a hard head.
Black Jiao’s ding has grown, and even if he is purified, readers can’t erase the memory of this man as a male from their minds, so the author had to cut Yushan Shi’s plot line because people said they didn’t want the plot to go on and see the protagonist turn into a faggot.
The author weakly stated in the comments section that the mountain ghosts are actually a good story, and people don’t want to read it.
In addition to a few people think it does not matter, most people have said, do not want to see, roll. I spent money to see Shujue Duan day and day, you do not give the old man hydrology.
So, Yushan Shi line was cut in the middle of the sketch, and the first fight between the black jiao and white shark, because the young and “pedantic” Taoist in the eyes, the black jiao defeated, white shark to save the immortals, since the world’s prestige.
But readers still find it offensive.
Feast Jinhua asked in the comments section: the author, the mountain ghost of a thousand years Dan essence where, do not want? Then again, the mountain ghost into a harem also OJ-BK ah.
The author replied: This is not what Shujue Duan should want.
The main character is a wimp, so why not go out of the house, or chop up the two of them, and go into the palace as a eunuch.
Since then, the author has not responded in the comments section.
However, the Yushan Shi line was cut, which directly led to the chaotic pace of the next lines of “Sailor Moon”, but that was an afterthought, so let’s put it aside for now.
The other side.
In between Xiaochi Chi’s fencing breaks, 061 also took Xiaochi Chi through the story.
It seems that Feast Jinhua’s resentment towards this episode is not small, so in his last life, he not only held the sword in the stone, bravely broke into Yushan Shi, rescued all the imprisoned fellow disciples, but also adhered to the righteousness, kill the mountain ghosts, bring back the corpse, the Dan fire is not extinguished, straight refining forty-nine days, only to refine a crimson heart stone.
At that time, Shujue Duan was absorbed by the sword in the stone spiritual power, but did not notice, concentrating on the fishing light pool in the painstaking sword training, the outside world is oblivious, even do not know that they have such a fate.
Xiaochi Chi said of Feast Jinhua, “He is a good man who has accomplished great things without being too modest.”
061 shook his head: “In a way, kind of a strong person.” After all, not just anyone can pull off stealing someone’s life without any burden.
061 added: “If he put his energy on the right path, with his second brother’s position, even if it does not rub Shujue Duan, it can also get the qi, right?”
“Come on. You don’t want to put a high hat on him.” Xiaochi Chi said, “People like this, expect him to learn? A rectum leads to the brain, and he learns as much as he can.”
061 for Xiaochi Chi This mouth loses its smile, covers the volume and asks, “What are you going to do now?”
Xiaochi Chi said, “Sword practice.”
Doing what he wants to do for Shujue Duan is one of his main guiding principles for this service project.
Shujue Duan’s personal interests are not much more than practicing swordplay and making friends.
…… may now have an additional snake feeder.
For a protagonist, perhaps it is really tedious too much.
But this is the life that Shujue Duan loves, so it is his responsibility to help him build a good foundation.
Xiaochi Chi picked up the sword in stone.
The bright tile blue green world, the young man dancing sword in the water, surrounded by fog, a little bit of a style, light and free, just like the saintly hand wilfully waving and on the ink painting.
“…… is wrong.”
But soon, the sound of pointing came from a short distance beside him.
Yujing Wen incense burning high lying, holding a book in one hand, hair band along with the green silk scattered in the wooden chair, the end is a worldly loose immortal style.
He stared at the page and said, “There should be a change of air between the eighth and ninth stances of the party.”
Xiaochi Chi withdrew his sword, held the sword on his back, and bowed slightly: “Master. The sword manual handed down by my ancestor is very detailed, but it does not mention that there should be a change of qi here.”
Yujing Wen turned over a page of the book and said, “That is the sword score is wrong. If you don’t believe me, just compare it a few times.”
061 also came to the world of immortal cultivation before, he found that the so-called immortal cultivation, is only to cultivate the body and nourish the “qi”, qi nourish the gods, gods nourish the body, the trinity, the balance of the flow, qi becomes force, force is strong, and can evolve into spiritual power, with spiritual power, you can fly to the sky and disappear, omnipotent.
To put it bluntly, what jindan, yuanying, divine, ascension, are refining gas refining to a certain degree of expression.
For ordinary people, the so-called “qi” mystery is infinite, you need to concentrate on cultivation for decades, or even a hundred years, in order to obtain.
For a system that is good at calculation, once it has mastered the operation and arrangement of “qi”, it is a collection of zeros and ones for calculation.
To put it bluntly, science can drive the cause of immortality cultivation significantly forward.
Just now he only used a scientific algorithm to calculate and inform Xiaochi Chi of the most suitable cultivation method.
Xiaochi Chi looked at him for a moment and did not make a sound.
He thinks of a summer long ago when he asked Ying Lou downstairs with a big math problem.
Ying Lou was working on a set of physics papers and was halfway through the last problem when Xiaochi Chi came to her door.
He briefly pointed out the calculation method, and Xiaochi Chi worked it out and came up with an answer.
However, the standard answer given after the summer homework was the opposite of the one he had worked out.
He said, “Huh, wrong.”
Ying Lou didn’t look at the answer, pulled his draft paper and looked at it for a few seconds, then pushed it back: “Your answer is fine. The book is wrong.”
Xiaochi Chi : “…… ah?”
Ying Lou has always treated everyone with humility and courtesy, except when it comes to his area of expertise, he has a unique and gentle sense of strength: “Either it’s a misprint, or it’s a miscalculation. Anyway, it’s not your fault.”
Xiaochi Chi flipped through the pages, and sure enough, the answers on this whole page were misprinted.
He looked at Ying Lou with light in his eyes, “Lou, you’re amazing.”
Ying Lou smiled, gladly accepted the compliment, proofread the calculations on the draft paper, filled in the answers on the paper, turned off the timer with more than 40 seconds left, and turned to Xiaochi Chi and asked, “Playing a game?”
Xiaochi Chi turned his back, and all he could see was Yujing Wen’s face while he was reading.
He did his best to erase that image from his mind of the man, took off his shoes, and leapt to the surface of the water.
The shark is good at managing water, walking on water, not wet socks. And the shark sword technique, only in the spiritual spring next to the beautiful water practice, only half the effect.
He pulled the sword in a beautiful flower and placed it flat in his palm, precisely the starting position of the eighth stance.
And Yujing Wen on the shore, scroll in hand, got up and took a few slow steps when Xiaochi Chi’s back was turned to him, setting up Xiaochi Chi’s shoes that he had taken off at the edge of the lake.
Since joining Yujing Wen, Xiaochi Chi’s daily routine is to practice swords and raise cats.
As we get along, he gradually gets to know Yujing Wen’s habits.
Similar to the modern Ragdoll cat, he is elegant, easy and gentle, never lets Xiaochi Chi out of his sight, likes to observe secretly, lazy and sleepy, loves his bamboo lounger most, can’t wait to carry it on his back with his sword.
After turning back into a cat body, he loves to cling to people, like to be held, especially like to be touched back, touch comfortable will also show the belly, no master of the frame.
Xiaochi Chi once suspected that he ran to the sword meeting, just to find a smooth itch to scratch.
As a result, he found Shujue Duan, who not only found himself a sweet pooper scooper, but also got to suck fish along the way, killing two birds with one stone.
Before Xiaochi Chi first started to jerk off his cat, he said, “Master, this is too much of a violation.”
Yujing Wen ambled over him, his tail sweeping around comfortably, not at all afraid of being offended.
Xiaochi Chi was instructed to jerk off the cat.
Soft a small group, jerking up the feel of the first-class, and after-sales guarantee, do not have to worry about being bitten.
But as a fish, Xiaochi Chi can not fully enjoy the joy of jerking off the cat, always feel that accidentally will be sucked back.
This master of his is also apparently very happy with his new disciple, and has to pull him to sleep with him every day before he can.
Xiaochi Chi felt that this was not a normal and healthy relationship between master and disciple, so one day after putting his master to sleep, he went back to the lake, transformed into a fish tail and lay on the rocks, trying to be a quiet mermaid.
As a result, when he woke up in the middle of the night, he found his master lying soundly asleep on his fish tail, with his four paws still holding a wide piece of fish scale, right as a bedding.
Xiaochi Chi instantly lost all sleep.
Xiaochi Chi, who couldn’t sleep, and 061 chattered about whether Yujing Wen took him as a disciple, as a pillow, or as a reserve food.
061 said, “He just really likes you.”
Xiaochi Chi said, “I know. I also like hairy crabs, especially the fatty yellow kind with lots of meat.”
061 couldn’t help himself: “It should be either one.”
Xiaochi Chi : “What do you mean by ‘either one’?”
061 said, “It means treating you as if you were all there is.”
Xiaochi Chi : “……”
He braced his hands on the rock, looked at the kitten hiding under his scales sleeping peacefully, and thought of the dog meat he always joked about braising it up.
061 said, “There is still some time before dawn, sleep a little more.”
Xiaochi Chi : “Can’t sleep.”
061 said, “So watch a movie?”
Xiaochi Chi : “Look.”
So, 061 chose a huge jade screen on the other side of the lake as a projection screen and made an open-air movie under the moonlight. The movie was a foreign documentary on the ocean without subtitles, and the person on the screen read one sentence, and 061 translated one sentence simultaneously.
061 turned off the movie and said a soft good night.
The kitten in his arms opened his eyes and took a few gentle glances at his beloved before going back to sleep.
The breeze blew through the center of the lake and blew the green-tinted paulownia leaves to bristle.
Apart from the occasional annoyance, the master and disciple get along quite well.
It wasn’t until March that Chiyunzi came to the door and detailed Yushan Shi’s anomaly.
He has to guard Mount Jingxu, so he needs to have a strong disciple to go up to check the situation, the young generation, Chiyunzi counted, found that only one Shujue Duan is still suitable.
Xiaochi Chi for Shujue Duan agreed to do so and went through “Sailor Immortal” again in private.
In “Sailor Moon”, the story of the mountain ghosts is not told in detail because of the very earthly reality, so neither Feast Jinhua nor Xiaochi Chi can open God’s perspective.
The only information they know is that the gender of the mountain ghost is female, living for at least a thousand years, but otherwise, the character, birth average is not mentioned.
During the serialization period, many readers speculated that Shujue Duan had left her alive in the first place, whether he wanted to collect a stamp and take her as a harem.
In the later stages, the author lets the mountain ghost appear in the update to give Shujue Duan her newly brewed wine, deliberately writing that she looks ordinary, except for a pair of eyes like a lake to raise the overall score, only barely considered beautiful.
Now, readers think the author is deliberately slapping them in the face and are up in arms again in the comments section.
Soon after, the author eclipsed the eclipse and threw down the text without further ado.
Xiaochi Chi is curious to know what this mountain ghost, which exists in the author’s imagination, really looks like.
But Feast Jinhua is more expected than Xiaochi Chi.
Of course, he could not be like the book, and the other brothers in the mission directly into the Yushan Shi, that is too urinary, so he lied about not feeling well, to avoid the mission, and Prime waiting for the second batch of Mount Jingxu people also folded in the Yushan Shi, as soon as he heard that Chiyunzi went back to the peak, immediately baba posted on the door to go.
The plan has changed, and it’s time to change his strategy.
The mountain ghost is indeed a piece of fat, he Shujue Duan is a gentleman, a saint, can not bear to kill, they can always go up to rub a wave it.
Even if he is not strong enough to kill the mountain ghost, as a thousand-year-old demon, she always has some treasures around it.
Chiyunzi was surprised to hear his second apprentice, who had always been lazy, make such a request: “What is the use of your going?”
The banquet Jinhua but will be a person, also do not say what to save the door, the world’s great righteousness and other nonsense, said: “back to the master, after all, I have lived with Duan senior brother for a period of time, long time no Duan senior brother, heart really miss, now travel together, it is a good time, I am here to refine some medicinal pills, not precious, but also considered a token of appreciation, I hope that the master to complete. ”
The words are sincere and sensible, and this mischievous second apprentice rarely asked for a mission, Chiyunzi thought for a moment, also agreed, only three orders, never to be aggressive and strong, everything must listen to Yujing Wen.
Hearing this name, Banquet Jinhua almost vomited blood: “…… Wen …… Little Uncle is also going?”
Chiyunzi said, “He favors his new apprentice and is afraid that something will happen to him, so he said he would go along.”
Yujing Wen takes away Shujue Duan and picks up his treasure pearl, which also leads to the feast Jinhua has no good feeling towards this person.
In private, the system told Banquet Jinhua: “Host, Shujue Duan is now his apprentice and has been nailed down, but the treasure pearl must be returned.”
I don’t need to be reminded of this, but Jinhua had already thought about it.
Even if Yujing Wen hides the pearl, he will try to get it back, the big deal is to lie that there are circumstantial witnesses, not afraid of him to deny.
But spare the cheeky swords and spears such as feast Jinhua, but also can not imagine Yujing Wen will be that the fixed sea treasure pearl with silver plating, directly set into Shujue Duan’s sword in stone hilt.
Feast Jinhua : …… me – fuck.
This feeling of returning something to its rightful owner can be quite bad and disgusting for Feudal Jinhua, as if all his efforts to jump up and down were useless and everything he had silently acquired from Shujue Duan would be returned to Shujue Duan in another form.
He forced himself to calm down and smiled as he presented the long-stored valuable medicinal pills.
The medicinal pills are all refined in his own space, full of absorbing spiritual energy, he kept a part of himself, the rest is intended as an excuse to see Shujue Duan again, and does not intend to really give out.
Shujue Duan, as expected of his gentleman persona, took the initiative to decline: “How can I trouble Brother Yan?”
The first thing you need to do is to take a look at the sword in the stone at his waist. It’s not a rare thing, since it’s for you, just take it.”
Who would have thought that, without waiting for Shujue Duan to refuse a second time, Yujing Wen took the pills, examined them carefully, and said in a gentle and calm tone, “He is right, it is not really a treasure, but at least it is a good intention, so you can take it.
Feast Jinhua : “……”
With the master’s approval, Shujue Duan thanked him and put the pills in his pouch.
Feast Jinhua see clearly, he unlocked the mouth of the pouch bag, filled with golden pills, aura overflowing, one more than his six strong.
He even heard his system draw a cold breath backwards.
…… feast Jinhua experienced the fear of Wang Kai when he was struck in the face by Shi Chong hanging from a coral tree more than three feet high.
061 said that it was just normal operation.
He did not know alchemy, but he had seen the best elixirs at Chiyunzi, and after analysis, he could prove that it was not difficult to make an elixir, which was a combination of some metallic elements and inorganic medicines such as oxides, sulfides and chlorides. “The volume of “qi” is calculated by adding a simple summation equation, refining and concentrating it, and then injecting it into the elixir, the elixir will have a clear golden body and shine with brilliance.
The so-called scientific cultivation of immortality, the essence lies in this, learn all the mathematics, science and chemistry, go around the world are not afraid.
The three men were disguised and ready to hit the road.
Shujue Duan is a young swordsman, Yujing Wen is Shujue Duan’s sword carrier, the two of them together, are extraordinary, more set off Shujue Duan a little more noble, like which the royal family sneaked out, dreaming of chivalry and justice of the young gentleman, the family does not feel at ease, so sent the son of the master to hold the sword to follow.
In contrast, the banquet Jinhua seems extraordinarily redundant.
He waited until he reached Yushan Shi and landed in the mountains, then he pretended to notice the accessories on the sword in the stone: “Shu Jie, the accessories on your sword look familiar.”
The pearls have been kept in a safe place by Feast Jinhua and have not been seen by Shujue Duan.
Shujue Duan bowed his head and caressed the precious pearl, slightly puzzled: “This object was given to me by the master.”
Banquet Jinhua laughed and said, “Coincidentally, this is very much like the beads I lost in the Jingxu Sword Meeting.”
With such strong and frantic hints, Yujing Wen really responded.
He said, “Ten years ago, I found this object in a sea, I do not know where you got the beads?”
Feast Jinhua : “……”
How did he know that he got it in the sea?
Is it hard to say that there are two precious pearls? Or …… is he also hinting at something? Does he know something?
Jinhua, who had wanted to make the beads, was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat.
Yujing Wen smiled, and said: “The road to heaven, each get a chance, things are similar, but also common sense.”
Feast Jinhua carefully tasted the words, a Gan Lin Niang called out.
This is not a fucking rascal to play dead deny it? And also pull what early to pick up the beads, clearly do not want to return the mouth of nonsense!
Bullshit, you picked it up and it’s yours? How shameless!
In a fit of righteous anger, Jinhua even cursed himself into it.
But he could not do anything about Yujing Wen, no one had seen him use the beads, even Shujue Duan did not know the existence of the beads, how could he prove that the treasure beads once belonged to him?
Being attacked by his own familiar moves, Banquet Jinhua is disgusted and helpless.
Three people along the mountain and turn, looking for, but no mountain ghost its trace.
Behind the trio, a small black snake with colorful scales in the daylight silently walked along the tree, its golden eyes firmly fixed on Yujing Wen’s back, spitting out a bright red snake letter.
Is that the new master that the people say Little Fish has worshipped?
It doesn’t look good either.
