Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From The Trash - Chap 48
Xiaochi Chi was quite amused by his opening line.
If I mind calling you Uncle, I can still discuss calling you Big Brother instead.
Feihong Dong drove an old silver gray Buick.
When he got into the car, he asked Xiaochi Chi, “Have you eaten yet?”
Xiaochi Chi said, “Ate a little.”
Feihong Dong looked at the rearview mirror, the corners of the lips slightly curved: “You are now growing body, training and large, what do you want to eat, little uncle take you to eat, also be considered a formal acquaintance.”
Xiaochi Chi confirmed with 061: “Does Dongge really have such a relative?”
061 said, “Even if there is, it’s not that bad. He did not appear in Winter Song’s memory, proving that this person has little influence on Winter Song’s fate.”
The company’s voice naturally turned soft: “If you do not trust him, less interaction is. Just as more friends to eat with, more places to stay, not good.”
Xiaochi Chi sucked in a hissing breath and rubbed his ears.
He can’t stand the way 061 speaks, a good sentence can be said by him to be warm and lustful.
Feihong Dong heard his small intake of breath and turned around to ask him, “What’s wrong?”
Xiaochi Chi said, “A little bit of motion sickness.”
Feihong Dong slowed the car to a stop by the road: “Think about what to eat.”
Xiaochi Chi played Winter Song’s aloofness and arrogance to perfection: “Anything.”
Feihong Dong said, “Then listen to me.”
He restarted the car, “Love fish? There’s a Zaotai fish nearby that has a good reputation.”
Xiaochi Chi raised one eyebrow: “…… Well, good.”
Winter Song has no taboos, she can eat anything.
But fish on the stove used to be Ying Lou’s favorite dish.
His father, who came from the Eastern Province, was most attached to this dish. Ying Lou wrote down the recipe after his parents’ death and made it for Xiaochi Chi as a valuable legacy.
To this day, Xiaochi Chi still remembers the large iron pot in which the salmon meat was stewed, and the tender tofu was boiled to the point where it could be consumed with the fresh soup.
Later, this dish became one of Xiaochi Chi’s favorites.
Seeing Xiaochi Chi’s concentration, 061 asked, “What’s wrong?”
Xiaochi Chi says, “The world is a bit strange.”
The task object surnamed Lou, the surface character and his brother Lou some close resemblance, and even and the original owner of the past memories of winter song, with Xiaochi Chi and Ying Lou also overlap.
Lou died 12 years ago, and Winter Song and Sifan Lou had 12 years of affinity.
Even the original owner’s strong and self-absorbed nature can be found in the Xiaochi Chi of a certain period in the past.
…… has now added a stovepipe fish.
061 said, “It’s a little strange. I’ll keep an eye on it for you. Don’t worry, just focus on the task.”
“I’m not worried.” Xiaochi Chi said, “As the saying goes, there is a yakuza in the underworld. It’s either God’s will or man’s will.”
061: “……” is that what the saying goes.
“Heaven’s will cannot be avoided, man’s will is not good.” Xiaochi Chi, holding his cheeks, looked towards the city streets that were glowing in the night and neon light, “Since we can’t hide from it, let the storm come more violently.”
Whether everything that happens in this world is a coincidence or an inevitability, Xiaochi Chi is at least clear that it is not directed at Dongge.
He just needs to hold the umbrella for Winter Song, even if it is right for people.
061 pursed his lips and smiled.
He liked Xiaochi Chi’s strong tone, as if he didn’t care about anything, but his heart was hotter than many others.
Xiaochi Chi was very comfortable with this meal.
Feihong Dong seems to be able to understand Dong Ge’s introversion and reticence, so he doesn’t chat with him and only picks out the important things to say.
“Go wash your hands?”
“Can you eat spicy food?”
“I’ll order you a drink, is corn juice okay, or hawthorn juice?”
He has a discussion with the winter song, not at all treat him as a child, is a person who is extremely comfortable with the world.
After finishing a meal, Feihong Dong looked at his watch and said, “It’s so late, come and stay at home for one night.”
Xiaochi Chi pushed back, “I’m going back to the team.”
Feihong Dong smiled, slightly curved Danfeng eyes full of gentle style: “I contacted your coach, come to stay at home for one night, recognize the door, next time convenient to come. Tomorrow morning I will send you back to the team, will not delay your training.”
At this point, Xiaochi Chi could not find any reason not to agree, so he nodded.
Feihong Dong opened the back door of the car for him and reminded him to fasten his seat belt, while not forgetting to peel a big white rabbit and stuff it in his mouth.
Xiaochi Chi smacked his mouth full of milk while asking 061, “How come this guy didn’t show up while Winter Song was still alive?”
Until now, the presence of Feihong Dong has bothered Xiaochi Chi.
“Maybe it’s the butterfly effect. …… say again, is this bad.” 061 said, “If, like you said, Winter Song still stays in this body, with such a young uncle, it can also give him a little bit of affectionate warmth to make up for it, so he knows what a family should be like.”
Xiaochi Chi said in a deep voice: “Teacher Six, you know people, you don’t know your heart.”
061 laughed and said, “Would you be afraid of not being able to guess someone’s heart.”
Xiaochi Chi thought carefully for a moment and shamelessly said, “Aiqing has a point.”
061 was just about to say something when he paused.
Soon, he said, “Your Majesty, it looks like I’ll have to make a trip to the ‘between the whiskers’.”
The Lord God is looking for him?
Xiaochi Chi said, “No play.”
061: “Your Majesty, stop it.”
“You’re so comfortable leaving me with him?” Xiaochi Chi justified, “What if this Feihong Dong is a man who controls a man, what will I do?”
061 was eerily silent for a moment: “…… Well …… like last time, in the non-sleep state, I was recalled to the main god space, and the main god will let another system to temporarily take over.”
Xiaochi Chi : “Or is it 009?”
061: “Is 009 bad?”
Xiaochi Chi: “The main thing is that it is not convenient to get food for him this time.” In addition, in case something unexpected happens, 009 looks like a weak chicken with little fighting ability, unless he can eat Feihong Dong.
061 laughs: “Well, it depends on who is randomized to.”
Xiaochi Chi asked him, “How long will it take to go?”
061 said, “I can’t say, if it’s fast, it’s about ten minutes; if it’s slow, you sleep first, don’t wait for me.”
Xiaochi Chi said fondly, “Da Lang, you come back early. I’ve cooked medicine for you to drink when you come back.”
061: “……” jumped the scene so quickly.
061 was gone, and in the next instant, Xiaochi Chi had another clear and bright voice in her ear: “Hey, hey, can you hear me?”
Xiaochi Chi immediately determined that this time it was not 009.
The visitor greeted Xiaochi Chi very familiarly: “Hi. I’m 089, and you’re Xiaochi Chi. You’re a good-looking young man with a promising future.”
Xiaochi Chi said, “Thanks for the compliment. But I don’t really look like this.”
089 froze for two seconds: “Forgot forgot forgot. Sorry I’m a retard hahahahaha.”
Xiaochi Chi thought, “This precise self-positioning is comparable to an intercontinental missile.
089 looks lively enough to look out the car window and ask, “Where are we going?”
Xiaochi Chi said, “Go home.”
089: “Back to which home?”
At this moment, Feihong Dong, who was driving, turned around again: “Still seasick?”
After seeing Feihong Dong’s face, 089 stopped his inquisitive mouth and fell into a minute long stagnation.
A minute later, he had the sense to say, “Fuck his father.”
After two seconds, 089 said to himself again, “No, that’s not fuck-myself.”
Xiaochi Chi combined the experience of comparing two shift changes and thought, “It must be very tiring to bring up this system.
In “a moment”.
Standing in front of the huge, dark red human brain, 061 remained unassuming: “What do you want from me?”
The main god’s voice tone was cold, “Do you know what mistake you have made? It is against the AI code to implant memories and create false identities for those around you without permission.”
After receiving successive notifications of persistent energy fluctuations, the Lord God searched for a long time before realizing that something was wrong with this world line where Xiaochi Chi was located.
When seeing that ” Feihong Dong “, the Lord God is simply out of anger, immediately sent a series of notices, let 061 back to the Lord God space, to accept the investigation.
“Yes. It is against the AI code to inject memories into a mission subject without permission.” 061 said.
The Lord God heard the sting in his words and his tone turned sullen: “…… What do you mean?”
061 looked straight at the Lord God: “Just wanted to thank you for leading by example.”
The Lord God was a little annoyed, but still suppressed his emotions: “You are questioning my meddling in that world? What proof do you have? And what qualifications do you have?”
“Yes, I am not qualified and I have no evidence.” 061 said, “Since you have determined that I have violated the rules, you can send me to the inspection department to state my case. If I really did something wrong, it’s fair to punish after the inspection department’s investigation.”
Lord God: “……”
It had thought that 061 might resist the identity of forging ” Feihong Dong” to death, but it did not expect him to dare to admit it frankly, not to mention that he would bring out the watchdog.
This can be said to be the death knell of the Lord God.
It did a fairly stealthy job of selectively importing the stored Ying Lou memory Trojan into the brain of the task subject, Sifan Lou. It was confident that it would not attract the attention of the watchdogs.
But when 061 performed identity forgery, he also did not make a move to interfere with the world line.
He did not use his own face and created an irrelevant passerby.
If the Lord God wants to sanction 061, he must show the relevant evidence to the watchdog.
In the absence of sufficient direct evidence, the monitoring body will be involved in the investigation, then he moved in the world will also have nothing to hide.
Simply put, this is a wave of “injury for injury” operation.
–You have violated the law, I also follow the violation. If we really want to investigate, the big deal is that both of us will be punished together.
The Lord God said incredulously, “You’re threatening me?”
061 bowed: “You have misunderstood. I am telling you this out of respect for you.”
He said, looking up, “If it goes to the watchdog, it won’t end well for me, and it won’t end well for you, will it?”
Although the words are so respectful, but 061 eyes but not the slightest smile.
The Lord God laughed in anger: “061, don’t be a smartass.”
“I’m not smart.” 061 said, “So I don’t want to do anything extra, I just want to do my job.”
“I will not deepen my level of interference if you do not make further moves to interfere.”
Lord God: “You-”
When the words came out, without waiting for the main god to have a fit, 061 immediately showed an apologetic look again: “Sorry, this statement can’t be considered a threat, it’s just an ordinary statement. Please don’t misunderstand.”
After watching 061 leave “in a moment”, the digital screen in front of the main god cracked open.
The Lord God’s exclusive AI Geng said, “Are you angry?”
“…… I have nothing to be angry about.”
The Lord God looked at Xiaochi Chi’s entropy value that had already accumulated to 300 and sneered, “This interference is effective against him. If it continues, there is no way Xiaochi Chi will not falter.”
No one can get out of his system and out of his control.
In that world, Xiaochi Chi has to stay for many years.
…… No rush, take your time.
Stepping out of the “in-between”, 061 took a long breath.
He didn’t take another detour to chat with 023, but walked straight to the handover point and gave the signal.
He can control Feihong Dong from a distance, knowing that Xiaochi Chi has now arrived at his carefully prepared “home” and taken a shower.
It’s time for him to go back to reading to him.
But the docking signal was sent three times and the 089 ignored him.
061: “……” ugh.
After three unsuccessful attempts to send a message, he initiated a forced transmission.
At the time he returned to Xiaochi Chi’s body, 089 was chatting with Xiaochi Chi about the world in a lively manner.
The two were unexpectedly in tune with each other.
089: “This little Badan Wang finally died or not ah.”
Xiaochi Chi said, “Not dead. He’s doing quite well in retirement and has found a little boyfriend who looks a lot like Winter Song, remembering the relationship that passed away.”
089: “Holy shit, there’s no passing fairy heavenly justice, give him leipility?”
Xiaochi Chi said, “No. Relying on heavenly punishment is too unreliable. If God is really righteous, he should not have let his sperm run so fast in the first place.”
061: “……”
What’s with this comedic and amusing atmosphere?
He coughed lightly, “I’m back.”
089 said, “Yo, come back. Blah, blah, blah.”
061: “……” How can you say that as if 089 is the owner here.
He said, “Don’t get high here. Sweep up the data trash you left behind before you go.”
089: “Come on, tea party for three ……”
The words were not finished, he was opened forced to teleport, a ground melon skin was also teleported away.
Xiaochi Chi nestled comfortably in bed: “What did your boss call you for?”
061 said gently, “Find me to talk. What would …… like to hear me read tonight?”
Xiaochi Chi said, “Advanced Mathematics.”
061: “From the third chapter? Last time I read the third chapter.”
Xiaochi Chi : “…… When did you read the second chapter.”
061 Good-naturedly: “Then we’ll start with chapter two today.”
Six teachers began to do their job in class, and Xiaochi Chi began to be free to be a scum.
After putting Xiaochi Chi to sleep, 061 put down the book and transported himself back to the main god space.
He knocked on the door of office 089.
When he went in, his packet of mint melon seeds was still knocking: “Blah, blah, blah.”
089, who looked up from a pile of melon shells, was a face identical to ” Feihong Dong “.
He said sadly, “Rebel son, you’re back. Dad has waited hard for you to explain.”
061: “……” can spit out the melon shells in your mouth before acting.
089 said: “You strip my vest wear even if, at least leave a piece of bib to Dad ah. The name is also used, the face is also used, even eat and take, do not want to face na.”
089 original name Feihong Ji , and his temperament is very mismatched.
061 laughed, “…… you actually wear a belly band.”
089: “Get out of here and cut the ozone layer bullshit. Say, why.”
In fact, there is no special reason, he knows people inside, only 089 is at the age of ‘young uncle’, so it used his vest by hand.
But he was upbeat and said, “You have a good name. You’re good-looking.”
089 was instantly relieved, “Thanks, I think so too. Daddy forgives you for being naughty.”
061 laughs: “It’s a good thing you weren’t assigned as number 88 in the first place.”
When it comes to this, 089 is a sad face: “Just a little bit! Just a little bit!”
Waiting for his emotions to stabilize, he only asked again, “All used my face, is it bad to be directly the winter song father?”
061: “……” because he does not have a father addiction ah.
But he answered properly this time: “I can influence other people’s memories, but not Winter Song’s own. Chi Xiao is able to see the faces of the people Winter Song knows. Compared to that, it’s easier to fabricate a ‘person’ out of thin air and more convenient to intervene in his life.”
“Then why should it be a young uncle? Can’t a friend of the same age?”
“In terms of sexual orientation, Winter Song is naturally bent.” 061 said, “The identity of a young uncle can be good to him in a righteous manner and will not make him think wrong.”
089 was happy: “You are trying to be nice to that who?”
061 Playing dumb: “Which who?”
089: “When I talked to Xiaochi Chi, I knocked him around a bit and found out that he didn’t even know that Feihong Dong was you. Why did you hide it from him?”
Speaking of Xiaochi Chi, 061 himself did not even realize how soft his eyes had become.
“This is against the rules, and if I talk to Chi Xiao, we’re both colluding; if I don’t tell him, it’s my idea alone, and it doesn’t involve him.”
Even if someone wants to take offense, they can’t take offense at Chi Xiao’s head.
061 said, “He will be responsible for the specific task. As for him, it’s fine for me to be in charge.”
089 did not respond to him and threw a packet of melon seeds over: “Well, dad I have no more problems.”
061 raised his hand to catch it: “Don’t you ask me why I have to make one more than necessary, to create one illegally?”
089 waved his hand: “It’s no fun to ask too many questions.”
061 Weighed the melon in his hand and couldn’t help but smile.
089 This person is always laughing and cursing, not four – six, but unexpectedly transparent and intelligent.
061 said, “Then thank you for covering my shift. And thanks for lending me your face by the way.”
“I just have one comment.” 089 said, “Can you not dress me up like Zhu Jun of that art life. I look awkward.”
061 laughs: “Good.”
After being formatted, meeting Xiaochi Chi was the second lucky thing that happened to him in his life.
And the first one, he woke up and then met the gang of friends.
