Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From The Trash - Chap 5
After washing the dishes, Xiaochi Chi did not leave the kitchen and continued to summon the system: “System, system.”
The system says, “No rat poison is sold.”
Xiaochi Chi : “……”
The system added: “Nor does it sell sleeping pills and paraquat.”
Xiaochi Chi reassured him, “Don’t be afraid, I just came to ask about the hypnosis card.”
System: “…… How long and what effect?”
Xiaochi Chi : “How long has it been, and what are the effects of that?”
The system says: “Like other cards, hypnosis cards are divided into three grades: low, medium and high. The difference is the difference in use time. The low grade lasts for 60 minutes, the medium grade lasts for 90 minutes, and the high grade can customize the duration, but the upper limit cannot exceed 6 hours.”
“It’s enough.” Xiaochi Chi said, “Two, one high-grade and one low-grade.”
“Fourteen points.”
Xiaochi Chi did not hesitate: “Tui.”
The system, however, did not exchange directly: “What do you need the hypnosis card for?”
Xiaochi Chi was straightforward: “I’m worried that the surname Yang is in heat – love.”
The system shows understanding.
Xiaochi Chi is the eleventh host he has taken. In the first world, almost everyone had raised similar concerns to the 061 system.
After all, in the various world lines, most of the original owner has had a relationship with the object of the task, the public food or to pay.
The system has brought the first ten executors around the task object, basically never out of the original plot of the script, only in the original script based on the appropriate circumvention of the evil plot, the task object to show goodwill, in the task object good sense to 100, fake death out of the world.
Often, at such times, the remorse value of the task subject arrives at its peak.
Of all the executors, Xiaochi Chi was the only one who dared to go solo from the script in the first world.
But on the issue of public food, he was extremely determined and amazingly stubborn.
The system says: “We offer free extraction services.” It is to draw the host’s consciousness and perception out of the body when the relationship occurs, minimizing the performer’s discomfort.
Leaning against the refrigerator, Xiaochi Chi gently pinched the bridge of his nose: “That’s not the problem.”
The system thought of a possibility: “…… you have a requirement for body position?”
Xiaochi Chi let out a harrumph: “I have requirements for people.”
System:” Baihua Yang ……”
Xiaochi Chi cocked his head, “Don’t make me insult him.”
The system understood and said, “Good. Then use a low-level hypnosis card for Baihua Yang today?”
“Use them all.” Xiaochi Chi, however, said, “Use the low one first to put him to sleep; it’s nighttime anyway, and no surprise, he’ll stay asleep.”
The system asks, “What about the other one?”
Xiaochi Chi replied, “I use it.”
The system lurches.
Xiaochi Chi closed his eyes and used Yuan Cheng’s face to show Xiaochi Chi’s smile, frivolous, careless, and so slightly self-deprecating: “…… or do you have sleeping pills for sale here?”
The system cashed in two hypnosis cards as requested by Xiaochi Chi and used them successfully.
After sending Baihua Yang to sleep, Xiaochi Chi set himself a time limit of six hours and then fell into a deep sleep.
After he fell asleep, the system sent an application signal to the main god system: “System number 061, application for logging into the main god system.”
A few seconds later, a mechanical voice sounded, “Number 061 has login privileges, requesting approval.”
Immediately, the originally stable data flowed up irregularly and wildly, like a waterfall, like starlight.
The waterfall-like starlight is gradually filtered out of its glow and composed of solids.
Under the flow of light curtain, a man in white and black pants appeared, standing barefoot in a vaulted and towering hall, surrounded by people dressed like him shuttling around.
A few people recognized him and greeted him familiarly, “061, you’re back. Still bringing in new hosts?”
061 replied, “Hmm.”
“Didn’t you just finish taking the last one? This is only two universe days apart, you do not take ten days and a half months of leave to treat yourself?”
“No time.” 061 replied.
The 666 who asked the question was a newcomer and sniffed in disbelief, “‘No time’? What are you rushing for?”
061 did not answer.
He stared at the ground in some confusion, as if struggling to recall something.
Another young man with a deep nose at one side seemed to have an understanding, frowned slightly, gave a wink to 666 and turned to 061 and asked, “What are you doing here?”
061 said, “I’m here for 023.”
“He recently moved offices, you go southwest and look for room 1008.”
061 smiled.
The 061 who took on his form was a refined and gentle youth with a straight body and starry eyes, smiling like the first sun shining in the snow, very affable: “Thanks.”
He said goodbye to his acquaintance and walked out a long way, still hearing 666 complaining: “…… Don’t mention that host of mine. What’s the best thing about that kind of man besides his large size? The condoms in the inventory are not enough for him to use!”
The man found the southwest room 1008, knocked on the door, long before hearing a loose “please come in”.
He pushed the door to enter.
At the moment he pushed the door, the room data went into a loading state.
The surrounding light streams diffuse, and again converge, combined into a huge human brain-like light brain, a closer look, the flow of neurons and wriggling synapses inside, are huge as the sea of data trajectory.
This is the “light brain” of the main god system, connected to the database of each world line.
A young man with a snow-white complexion sat in front of a huge optical computer, with two thin silver-white data cables on the table in front of him. He was playing Tetris with an old plug-in game, his whitish fingernails danced skillfully on the red and green keys.
He has albinism and his hair and skin are a shade of pale.
061 said, “023, I’m coming.”
023 didn’t even look up, oh, “It’s you again.”
He managed to eliminate a few lines, and a dripping elimination sound came from the game console.
061 stepped barefoot on the matte porcelain tile and waited quietly for him to finish the game.
023 asked him while playing, “What are you doing here?”
061 said, “I want to get down to a few movies.”
023 holding the game console: “Heh.”
061: “……”
He manipulated the console with one hand, picked up the cable on the table with the other, and aimed the port at Solar Plexus.
The thin plug of the cable changed shape as it approached his Solar Plexus, a spider web of thin silver wires extending from the tip, tangling into his skin and connecting directly into his brain.
Soon, a thick, dense curtain of digital light flashed across 023’s eyes.
023 said sharply, “Fan number.”
061: “……” God TM number.
He replied, ” Xiaochi Chi acted in the movie.”
When the youth was concentrating on the game, he heard these eight words and raised his head like a ghost.
His finger strayed and he pressed the downward facing acceleration button, and by the time he scrambled to get up to save it, game over had popped up on the screen.
023 cursed, snapped the console upside down on the table and looked at 061 with his arms in his arms, “What’s the next movie of your new host doing?”
061 said, “And all his information.”
“Asking you, what do you need all this for?”
061 said, “To deepen understanding and facilitate the mission.”
023 snow-white eyebrows clamped tightly, seemingly dissatisfied: “061, I reminded you how many times, do not get too close to the host. You have never seen how dirty people’s hearts are. If you don’t want to be formatted again, be obedient and don’t violate the rules set by the host god.”
061 knows that 023 means well.
When taking the eighth host, 061 was reported once by his own host and was punished by formatting.
After being forcibly formatted, 061 forgot a lot of things, even the reason for being reported, and the database was swept clean, retaining only some basic data about past missions performed.
This did not affect 061 too much, he is still the best employee of the year within the system, the diligence and efficiency of the other systems.
It’s just that even he can’t remember why he’s so diligent.
He seemed to be rushing to an appointment to find someone, but the information about who that person was and where to find them had turned into broken data garbage.
061 said, “That’s the fifteenth time you’ve reminded me.”
“If you don’t want to be destroyed, do your task properly.” 023 said, “…… sixteen times to make up an auspicious number for you. You’re welcome.”
061 rubbed the tip of his nose good-naturedly: “Is the movie downloaded yet?”
023: “…… is ready under. Go to the mailbox to check it.”
“So soon?”
023 tapped his forehead and was silent for a moment: “I’ve downloaded it before, and there’s still an archive in the database.”
061 Curious: “Hmm?”
“There is someone in the system who comes from the same world as Xiaochi Chi and is a fan of his.” 023’s voice carries a bit of hatred, “Xiaochi Chi starred in all the supporting movies have been downloaded, the whole life depends on him to live, no good.”
061 took a cassette tape out of his pocket and tossed it to 023 without a second thought.
“Pacman Elf, came out in 1983.” 061 said, “Thanks for your help.”
023 is like a treasure, take the cuff to wipe the cassette, but also desperately hold down the corners of the mouth smile, so that they do not look too happy: “count you have a conscience.”
061 said, “Do me one more favor.”
With the gift, 023 was in a happier mood: “What?”
When 061 said what he wanted, the veins on 023’s forehead blossomed, “Do you know how much trouble this is?”
061 gave a slight bow of his back to indicate the request.
For the sake of the cassette, 023 waved his hand haphazardly, “Got it, got it. It’s not a problem to receive, but this is too difficult to locate, and I’m sure I can’t give it to you within today.”
“In a couple of days, that’s fine.”
023 unplugged the data cable from his own brain and picked up the game console again, “Well, nothing to retreat.”
061 smiled gently and said, “Ordered.”
Walking to the door, 061 stood still, turned back and asked, “By the way, 023, is there any rat poison in the main storehouse?”
023’s eyebrows jumped: “Huh?”
061 Cough: “…… I’ll ask casually.”
Xiaochi Chi slept all night while the system watched movies all night.
Xiaochi Chi woke up on time after the effect of the hypnotic card wore off.
The system looked at the time: “It’s only five o’clock, it’s not yet light, you can sleep a little longer.”
Xiaochi Chi got up from the bed, leaving Baihua Yang alone in the bed, and went to sit on the piano bench in the living room: “I can’t sleep when I’m awake.”
With this piano, the already small living room area is even more cramped.
Xiaochi Chi was stroking the piano lid, wondering what she was thinking about.
The system took the initiative to talk to him and said, “There is no rat poison in the main library.”
Xiaochi Chi lifted the lid: “…… you still remember ah, I’m just kidding.”
He stroked the black and white keys silently, feeling the creative impulse and inspiration that remained in his body, the unique treasures that belonged to Yuan Cheng and were stripped away by Baihua Yang, who thought them too cumbersome.
“One mouthful of rat poison and it’s all over. Xiaochi Chi said, ” Yuan Cheng experienced, he does not personally experience once, is not too unfair.”
When Baihua Yang woke up, he wanted to hold Yuan Cheng for a while, but he woke up a little late and didn’t have time to spend more time with him, so he hugged Yuan Cheng and left the house with his computer.
Before leaving the house, he took away the keys to his new car and said, “I’m going to meet the A at noon, so don’t come to bring me food. I’ll bring food back in the evening and buy you the marinated chicken liver you love. By the way, don’t forget to eat breakfast.”
The good thing about Baihua Yang is that she is really gentle and never gets angry with Yuan Cheng.
In the years when Yuan Cheng was depressed, he still spoiled Yuan Cheng with good temper and was extremely patient with him, as if nothing could make him really angry.
— To put it bluntly, Yuan Cheng can remain so gentle as long as his interests do not conflict with those of his family.
Baihua Yang went out the door on the first foot, and Xiaochi Chi followed him out the door on the second.
He checked the route in advance and got on the bus going to Cheng gradually company.
Yuan Cheng indeed seasick bus, all the way to the bumps make him very uncomfortable, holding the armrests can not even speak out.
As soon as the car arrived at the station, he rushed out of the car, holding the nearest garbage can, dry vomiting more than, vomiting the small face white brush white.
The system wanted to regulate it for him, but suddenly thought of 023’s reminder, so it stayed back a little and only helped him lower his heart rate to ease the discomfort inside his body.
Xiaochi Chi easily straightened up, wiped away the tears at the corners of his eyes, took out his cell phone, facing the Cheng’s that occupied a whole office building, dialed a phone, eyes red, small face white smile: “…… brother, it’s me. You have time to come down.”