Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From The Trash - Chap 86
Yanchao Zhan had a dream.
In the dream he is a transparent third person.
He saw a teenager exactly like himself wielding a whip, making Zuoshan Ji curl up in a ball.
Zuoshan Ji’s limbs were so slim that he was actually a standard Omega physique. He moved skillfully to protect his head, leaving the rest to the whip blade, as if resigning himself to this damn life.
Yanchao Zhan was dumbfounded.
He didn’t have time to think about why Ji Xiao had become an Omega, he just knew that fighting an Omega was not something a human could do.
He went to pull the bastard’s hand, to slap him.
However, he swung his palm, only to raise an empty.
The scene changed, and the man who looked exactly like himself had returned to his normal self, embracing Zuoshan Ji and burying his face comfortably in his arms, while Zuoshan Ji had fallen asleep, his raven-feathered eyelashes fluttering, as if he were in a bad dream.
Yanchao Zhan was half jealous, half angry, like tormenting in half-ice and half-boiling water, shivering with anger.
How could he do this to Ji Xiao?
The scene turns again.
When he saw the man dragging Ji Xiao to his death and forcing him to go to war with him, Yanchao Zhan went crazy, dragging Ji Xiao’s hand in his dream, screaming no, don’t listen to this son of a bitch.
He had seen Omega in heat on the front lines, and when the pheromones exploded, the Alpha’s behaved like hungry wolves smelling raw meat.
Don’t go with him, it’s too dangerous-
Zuoshan Ji, do you hear me? —
His cries were ignored by Zuoshan Ji, who looked helplessly at the spirited young master in front of him, pondered for a long time, and nodded his head.
Yanchao Zhan watched as the young master embraced Zuoshan Ji’s shoulders and swore “I will protect you”, and also watched as Zuoshan Ji was cornered by several Alpha’s in that cramped little granary.
He tried to chase the wolves with their fangs out of the granary, waving his hands and even drawing the gun he had with him.
But as a man out of bounds, his fists, his gun, could not stop the beasts that had gone mad, and the Alpha’s ignored him, passing over his transparent body and reaching for Zuoshan Ji with their gun clay and machine oil covered hands.
…… Zuoshan Ji was shouting “Yanchao”, he was shouting his name.
Yanchao Zhan shouted with a crying voice: ” Ji Xiao, I’m here, I’m here, don’t you be afraid.”
But he couldn’t even hold his hand and reassure him.
He woke up with tears in his eyes.
The purpose of the snow is blindingly white, so he slightly confused eyes, tears in turn flowed more fierce.
Yanling Zhan was sitting by his bedside reading the newspaper, heard the movement of the bed and showed his face from behind the newspaper, saw his brother crying silently and breathless appearance, suddenly “crap”, ran to find the nurse doctor.
From a distance, Yanchao Zhan could hear his always elegant and sensible brother shouting, “Please come! My brother is awake!”
Yanchao Zhan coughed twice and reached for the pager on the bed with great effort and pressed it.
But Yanling Zhan’s discomfort was only temporary, and when the doctors and nurses came to check on him and confirmed that he was out of danger, he was back to being Yanling Zhan with aplomb.
He was not wearing a military uniform, only a home suit, apparently has been here for a long time without clothes to take care of.
He sat back on the edge of the bed and took a snow-white handkerchief to wipe the corners of his still slightly wet eyes: “Does it hurt like this?”
Yanchao Zhan now belatedly recalls the reason for his drowsiness.
Under the tactic of showing weakness arranged by Zuoshan Ji, the insects poured out their entire army and attacked the planet.
Yanchao Zhan is the frontal response to the enemy’s troops, several times in a sea of insects, Jie Jie insects are incessant.
Yanchao Zhan’s mech was almost torn to pieces by the insect wings, yet his body was still fighting for ten minutes after he lost consciousness.
Yanling Zhan pushed a slap on his head: “Almost did not save back. Do you know that when Dad heard the news, he almost killed me.”
Yanchao Zhan asked, “Where is he.”
Yanling Zhan, of course, knew who he was asking.
The ultimate goal of Zuoshan Ji’s show of weakness tactic is to convince the insects that the human planet is already strong and can be taken in one fell swoop, and when the insect army pours out, Zuoshan Ji will lead his troops to the insects’ rear.
Yanling Zhan looked a little odd: “Leave him alone and take your medicine.”
Yanchao Zhan sat up abruptly, and even pulled the wound regardless.
He stared straight at his brother, “What’s wrong with him?”
“He’s fine!” Yanling Zhan pressed his brother back into bed, hating him, “He brought back every single one of his direct troops! And killed the Queen of the Insects!”
Yanchao Zhan breathed a sigh of relief: “It’s okay, it’s good that it’s okay.”
After lying flat for a few seconds, his eyes snapped open: “…… What did he kill?!”
Yanling Zhan slapped the newspaper in his hand onto Yanchao Zhan’s face: “For 18 days in a row, he has been on the front page of every media website, and people are about to turn his life into a legendary novel.”
Yanchao Zhan grabbed the edge of the newspaper and looked at Zuoshan Ji on it, his shoulders trembling with excitement.
In the photo, Zuoshan Ji carries the huge head of the empress out of the cabin, full of battle damage, but handsome to glittering.
A battle to seal the gods, probably so.
Zuoshan Ji’s name will be left in the history books from now on, heroes and gods of war, and words of praise, imaginable and unimaginable, will come to him like snowflakes.
Yanchao Zhan put the newspaper on his face and inhaled a lungful of fresh ink.
The paper media is in decline nowadays, and the fact that Zuoshan Ji is still on the front page in this situation means nothing.
The newspaper that my brother prepared for himself reminded Yanchao Zhan of Ji Xiao, who loved collecting newspapers many years ago.
When he asked him what he was doing with the rags, Ji Xiao was a little embarrassed and said that when he and his siblings used to wander, the newspapers were especially useful for keeping warm.
At that time, Yanchao Zhan went out and carried three newsstands of newspapers back, stacked in front of Zuoshan Ji, proudly patted, said, see, follow this young master, to ensure that you do not starve and freeze, how many newspapers you want are enough.
Little did he know that he had missed a person and a whole life.
Now, only the faint scent of ink can still remind him of the feeling of holding the newspaper and humming a little song to rush home.
Yanchao Zhan wants to cry and laugh.
At that moment, Yanling Zhan’s communicator rang, and he picked it up, and just after saying two words, he pressed the microphone and said to Yanchao Zhan, “The military department called to condole with the wound of the head of Zhan.”
Yanchao Zhan buried his face in the newspaper and said sullenly, “Tell them I’m fine and I’m not available to answer the phone.”
Yanling Zhan said word for word, “It was General Ji himself who called to express his condolences.”
Yanchao Zhan got up from the bed with one bone, grabbed the phone, then ripped the quilt, smothered in, heart thumping.
On the other side of the phone was Zuoshan Ji’s faint voice: “Chief Zhan, how are the injuries.”
Yanchao Zhan twisted the corner of the quilt: “I’m fine.”
Zuoshan Ji said, “I watched the video of your battle, you led your troops to effectively stall the advance of the insect army, the military department is considering awarding your regiment collective first class merit and promoting you from leader to deputy division.”
Yanchao Zhan imagined Zuoshan Ji’s cold and indifferent expression on the other side of the phone, and his face turned red and hot: “Thank you.”
Zuoshan Ji said, “In a couple of days I will visit you in the hospital with Military Staff Officer Xu and General Bai. Right now I’m shopping with Qian Luo and Qing Xiao, see you later.”
Yanchao Zhan : “Wait-”
His heart almost stopped, and Zuoshan Ji didn’t hang up his communicator: “Hmm?”
Yanchao Zhan said very cautiously and deliberately, “When you come, can you bring me my favorite fruit?”
Zuoshan Ji replied frankly, “Of course, after all, it is to visit the sick.”
After hanging up the communicator, Zuoshan Ji said to Xizhou Wang, who was tired and spitting out his tongue, “Shall we go?”
Who would have thought that the hero, who is now celebrated by everyone and who has attracted the craziness of countless young girls, was wearing only a pair of sunglasses and a black and white checkered sweater with jeans, standing outside a pregnancy clothing store.
Inside are Qian Luo and Xiaoqing Wang, the former took a leopard print and compared it on Xiaoqing Wang’s body, which was slapped down by Xiaoqing Wang.
Xizhou Wang, whose arms were full of shopping bags, whispered, “Brother Ji, I really admire you. I’m afraid to go out shopping with my sister. I don’t know where they get so much energy.”
Zuoshan Ji said, “You’re an uncle, so consider it company for your nephew.”
Xizhou Wang’s eyes lit up at the mention of her little nephew, but as soon as she looked down, she was discouraged: “Brother Ji, Sister Qian Luo always buys clothes for my sister, so there’s nothing for my little nephew.”
Zuoshan Ji was concise: “I bought it, didn’t I?”
He lifted the pile of men’s and women’s baby clothes, milk powder and diapers he was carrying upwards, without the slightest hint of the imperial god of war.
He said, “I used to help my parents take care of their children when I was little and I know what’s in my heart.”
Xizhou Wang couldn’t hide his admiration: “Brother Ji, I’ll leave my child with Jun Yun to you from now on.”
Zuoshan Ji laughs.
The two of them are happy to be caught pinching their faces. Xizhou Wang washes his face with the best soap every day to give him the best pinching experience.
Xizhou Wang once said loudly that he was spoiling his future daughter-in-law.
But Zuoshan Ji has watched the video of Qin Junyun’s battle, how to look at it all Xizhou Wang is the initiative delivery, but also in their own neck tied an end of the bow.
However, Zuoshan Ji could not wake up the self-conscious Xizhou Wang, so he was left to his own devices.
Xizhou Wang leaned on the railing and looked at Zuoshan Ji with a bored head: “Brother Ji, the third round of sweeping the Bugstar is over, what are you going to do after that?”
Zuoshan Ji looked up and looked at Qian Luo’s back.
Since the external problems have disappeared, the planet’s long-standing tradition of armament has lost its necessity.
Now that there are more and more voices for affirmative action in the community, Zuoshan Ji intends to petition the military ministry to change the annual mecha tournament, which is held and mandatory for every school-age teenager, to a non-mandatory one after public opinion has festered for a while longer.
They were already born Beta, and if they want to be Beta all the time, it’s totally fine.
If you want to be an Alpha, naturally you can, but the privileged social resources you enjoy will be reduced by a considerable part.
As for Omega, there will definitely be some people who want to do it, but the government needs to limit and control the number of Omega will be limited, establish Omega protection treaties, and limit the status of Omega to the noble domain.
Next, matters such as disarmament will also continue to be pursued, which will certainly touch some of the old guard’s cake.
It’s going to be an extremely long process.
But Zuoshan Ji will carry on the cause with his own identity as an imperial god of war.
Zuoshan Ji didn’t say much to Xizhou Wang, just the simplest summary of what he wants to do: “…… I want to give people more options.”
Qian Luo and Xiaoqing Wang picked out their clothes and paid for them to leave the store.
Qian Luo, with a full shopping bag in her hand, smiled, “Well, we have all the clothes from the second month to the tenth month.”
Xiaoqing Wang pinched her waist.
Qian Luo gave her a kiss on the face.
Xizhou Wang covers her eyes: “Oops.”
Zuoshan Ji was smiling when a man suddenly came out from a diagonal and pounced on Xiaoqing Wang.
Zuoshan Ji an instantaneous step, silently intercepted in front of Xiaoqing Wang, sideways: “Do not be afraid.”
…… have Zuoshan Ji in, Xiaoqing Wang where will be afraid.
He even casually copied a can of milk powder and threw it at the man, he could hit the howitzer effect.
But the man didn’t seem to be trying to attack anyone, and when he was a few steps away from Zuoshan Ji, he slid to his knees in distress, took a few steps on his knees, and hugged Zuoshan Ji’s thigh: “Help me, help me.”
The visitor looks physically like an adult Beta with no fighting ability, which seems a bit unbelievable to Zuoshan Ji – a Beta with no fighting ability should have been turned into Omega in the elimination round long ago.
He was disheveled, with nymphs running through his hair visible to the naked eye, and a strong smell of stale garbage, most likely in a garbage truck mixed in here.
Qian Luo covered Xiaoqing Wang’s nose and helped her back up.
Zuoshan Ji squatted down: “Speak slowly.”
The man’s state of mind was obviously not good, his cloudy eyes bouncing around, tackling his arms, trembling all over: “Please, help me go back, take me back to the main god space! I don’t want to stay here! He doesn’t even recognize me, why the fuck would I want to come back here – I want to go home, please take me home hahahahaha -”
Xiaoqing Wang frowned, “Is it crazy?”
She could not imagine that Zuoshan Ji would have such patience with a vagrant who had intruded into the military service area, and even bent down and solemnly inquired, “Are you from the main god space? Do you …… know Xiaochi Chi?”
A pair of dirty hands clutched his front flap, he could no longer hear any words, sharp nails nervously scratching his sweater: “Take me away ah, I want to go back to my own world ……”
The security guard came and apologized to Zuoshan Ji before pulling his hands and trying to drag him down.
The man danced madly with his hands: “Lord God, that son of a bitch Lord God, I’ll kill him! Kill him!!!”
Zuoshan Ji thought for a moment: “Wait.”
Some of the security guards already recognized who he was and drew a cold breath, their hands trembling with excitement.
Zuoshan Ji gave a light shush to the two guards, and turned to look at the man with wild eyes, with a hidden guess in his mind, “Take him away, clean him first, and don’t hit him too hard. I’ll take him away when I leave.”
……
Xiaochi Chi’s message was delivered in real time to “In a Moment” just as he finished his fourth world mission.
Host code：1198
Host Name: Xiaochi Chi
World difficulty level rating: A grade
World completion: 100
Host status assessment: all functions are good and stable, ready for transmission.
Total entropy value obtained: 98 (below average 4190)
The bright red 98 was so disgusting that the main god’s brain folds began to tighten.
His voice was so deep it made your head spin: “What the hell is going on?”
Since seeing 061 turned into a mech, the Lord God has not paid attention to the progress of this world, after all, he has many other worlds to deal with.
The AI was silent for a moment: “Sorry, I’ve had a lot on my plate for a while too.”
The Lord God burst into a rage at first: “Didn’t I tell you to watch 061?”
AI: “Are you angry again.”
Lord God: “……”
“I have prepared the next world for him.” Calmly after a while, the main god was finally quite calm, “Call 089 here. It’s his turn to debrief.”
“Between a moment” within the 089 to their recently registered shake the situation one by one, to determine all the data is correct, he turned off the display in his hands, a pair of peach blossom eyes heartlessly curved out a crescent-like arc: “Boss, there is anything else. ”
The Lord God asked, “How many more times do you have to complete your mission?”
089 took a pen and listed a subtraction formula on the palm of his hand to calculate: “More than two thousand times.”
The Lord God said, “How is the work going?”
089 sincerely said, “It’s just that I’m not allowed to eat snacks during working hours, which is quite annoying, and 023 he doesn’t give me the next film. He has an opinion about me and treats me differently, boss you have to control this kind of native thinking and promote more everyone for me and me for everyone ……”
He rapped and grumbled for about a quarter of an hour.
Lord God: “……” feel big head.
He closed his mouth, then looked at the Lord God again with clear eyes, as if eager to chatter more high.
Lord God: “…… Okay, you can go out now.”
089 disappointed: “Boss, you don’t talk to me about the heart.”
The Lord God: “……” does not want to waste time with the talker.
089, who could not get the boss’s attention, went out resentfully.
The Lord God asked, “The Trojan system has been implanted?”
The AI replied, “Yes.”
The Lord God can’t help but feel a little palpitated when he thinks about the extent of his broken mouth: “…… Next time it’s better to implant it remotely.”
Every time he wants to influence the host’s task process, he installs a Trojan horse of a disruptive nature in 089’s brain.
In order to avoid the exposure of the act, the Trojan horse does not affect 089 itself. After the successful interference, the Trojan virus will “commit suicide”, destroying the evidence, once and for all.
The Lord God sneered.
…… thanks to 089 is a rare idiot.
Shortly after 089 stepped out of the “in-between” area, he bumped into 061 who was walking towards him.
He went up and said with tears in his eyes, “Oh yo, deadbeat, why don’t you come back for a look for so long?”
061 didn’t look in a bad mood: “Baby, don’t be angry, I only have you in my heart.”
089 slapped the back of 061’s hand and said shyly, “Shame on you.”
Then he covered his face, let out an unspeakable silvery bell-like giggle, and dun-dun-dun ran to 023’s office, pulled open the door and went in.
023’s voice soon came from inside the half-hidden doorway: “Security, security, I’ve got a psycho in here, do you care?”
061 looked at 089’s back and smiled slightly, ready to head to the archives, wanting to investigate his past mission records.
However, just a few steps out, he felt where there was something strange.
061 lifted the back of the hand that had just been patted by 089 and found that it was stained with ink.
In addition to a string of subtraction equations of unknown meaning, there is a line written backwards: “Watch out for the next world.”
061 frowned, looking at a few steps away from the archives, thinking for a moment, but still walked to the small store with a wall of archives.
As he walked into the store, a silent one-eye appeared at the location of the lock cylinder on the hand-screwed door handle of the archive.
It turned to the location of the store where 061 was located and narrowed slightly, as if gauging where he was coming from.
Soon, 061 walks out of the store carrying a plastic bag with 089’s favorite melon seeds and 023’s favorite wafers.
And the eye whirled shut and resumed its lock-like appearance.
061 delivered the stuff to 023’s office, and as the two men were choking and had no time for him, he smiled and folded back into the Xiaochi Chi body.
Xiaochi Chi chose to go back to the silo during his vacation, as if there was no place he particularly wanted to see except there.
One person and one system communicated by phone and looked ahead to what the next world would hold.
061 thought of the ink stains left on the back of his hand by 089, always a bit of an ominous feeling.
After his vacation was over and he had completed the transmission with Xiaochi Chi, he was still a bit confused when he saw the scene in front of him.
Because everything looks particularly normal.
When Xiaochi Chi opened his eyes, he was a little surprised by the furnishings around him.
He muttered to himself, “A dressing room?”
This is exactly the dressing room of a modern crew, with two rows of makeup mirrors, each against the wall, placed opposite each other, with many racks of clothes piled up in disarray, and the room empty except for him.
There happened to be a mirror in front of him.
Xiaochi Chi raised his hand and stroked the corner of his eye.
It is a nice face, but what is more attractive is a pair of heterochromatic pupils.
The left eye is lake blue, the right eye is amber, and with Xiaochi Chi’s lazy eyes, she looks like a Persian cat lying in front of a heater licking its paws.
However, as a suspected actor, his makeup was not yet on and his face was blue, looking in extremely poor condition.
Xiaochi Chi looked at his face in the mirror and commented seriously, “Kidney deficiency, sometimes after overexertion.”
061 but did not take his play.
According to what Xiaochi Chi had discussed with 061 before, he had thought that this would be some ancient world, after all, according to what 061 had once said, the further back the world went, the more it would deviate from the original world line.
He was about to get up and look around when he heard a female voice coming from the doorway: “Pure Yang …… ah ah, why haven’t you finished your makeup? The director is rushing.”
A woman appeared at the dressing room door.
Xiaochi Chi A glance at the past.
The …… woman is a gorgeous looking woman with impeccable makeup, but below her neck is empty.
Her head floats in the air like a balloon, smiling at Xiaochi Chi.
After saying that, the balloon floated away in a ghostly manner.
After confirming that she had disappeared into the doorway, Xiaochi Chi’s breath came back up in her chest.
He spoke like a screaming chicken that had been strangled: “…… Six teachers, what is that?!”
An unfamiliar male voice, very different from 061’s, rang out from his head: ” Chunyang Song, the eighth mission begins. Please arrive on set in time to begin your mission.”
…… Xiaochi Chi This is the realization that from the time he entered this world, 061 never opened his mouth to say a word.
