Mr. Dior - Chap 13
Jiao Qi was left with no choice but to finally put on the school uniform. He had just barely worn it as it was hanging on his elbow when it was abruptly pulled down by a certain force. Jiao Qi didn’t know that Zhangda Diao, this guy, has such a bad taste. He easily gets excited towards such an ugly school uniform.
“Call me, ‘Senior’.”
“…”
Are they going to do a role play?
Jiao Qi opened his mouth a little to speak but was unable to say a word. This wicked guy refuses to let him off. In the end, he was forced to call him ‘senior’ and in exchange, an even more excited lao gong vigorously made love to him. This waist of his is unable to do anything but to give in.
The next day, the new smart brain peripherals arrived.
Louis XIII is still being repaired but he can’t let president-daren to be like the people in the past, so he just bought one which the populace commonly uses. Since the president’s brain is still in a confused state and won’t be able to adapt easily, the new smart brain he bought can only use the peripherals with the child mode.
Using a smart brain designed for children’s use has many limitations. For example, a game can only be played for two hours a day, user cannot browse unhealthy (censored or with too much violence) websites, cannot give reward to live broadcast anchors, and so on. However, its basic functions are still there such as answering calls and sending emails. Moreover, making payments in small amounts is also not restricted.
After the data of Louis XIII was imported, Jiao Qi immediately checked the download history. Records show that the high-level custom-made smart brain Louis XIII really downloaded more than one novel. At that time, Zhang Chenfei ordered it to download the 《 Extremely Expensive Lovely Wife of the Overbearing President 》 and Louis XIII, who performs more than what was expected, also downloaded the relevant recommended books and made a folder considerately.
Because the contents of these books are more or less not suitable for children, the new smart brain is unable to open it. Hence, Jiao Qi sighed and clicked on the gray folder icon. He took out the black gold strap and loaded the new smart brain inside it.
A smart brain usually has only one established number. However, Louis XIII is a customized “dual sim” smart brain with a work number and a private number. In the past few days, all calls and messages received from the work number were already forwarded to the secretary; while those from the private number were transferred to Jiao Qi.
The new smart brain Louis XIV is a smart brain model that’s popularly bought at the shopping mall. There is only one number stored inside it which is Zhang Chenfei’s private number. Shortly after he loaded it, he received a message.
【 Elder brother Fei, Qiangzi has arrived. Let’s get together. 】
There is no contact name of the person who sent the message and there was also no previous message records from the said person. There were only a few words in that sentence but somehow, this let Jiao Qi be reminded of the bail slip he saw in the basement that day.
In the evening, Jiao Qi followed Zhang Chenfei to attend a small gathering.
“They are all brothers whom I mingled with along the way. Do not be frightened.” The president seized his lovely little wife’s waist and smiled evilly.
Becoming a man who could turn clouds into rain with just a flip of his hand, he assumes the position of a president who controls the lifeblood of the world economy during the day, and at night, he should be the emperor who rules the underworld…
This… Jiao Qi almost believed, only if they did not enter inside a skewer restaurant…
In the noisy lobby, the simple and crude collapsible tables are covered with several layers of disposable plastic tablecloths. When a customer had eaten his fill, he left behind a table that’s full of mess. The waiter took the dishes away with his swift movements, then he wrapped up the tablecloth and with a bam, he threw it into the garbage bin surrounded by flies.
“Boss, two more skewers of kidney here!”
“What about my beer!”
Noisy and with the whole sky filled with smoke, Jiao Qi has never been in to this kind of place and thus, he couldn’t adapt very well.
Fortunately, there are private rooms in this sort of place. It is relatively quiet inside the private room but the facilities are not much better. There are three people sitting inside the room, and they look very strange. A ferocious-looking big guy with a shaven head, a skinny monkey throwing a meaningful glance at them, and one who appears to be a … police officer.
This scene looks like a local police is trying to enforce the law by arresting those idle people in the society, is it really not?
“Elder brother Fei… this is?” The three people stood up one after another and instantly saw Jiao Qi, which is very unexpected. Like in any circle of friends, when there suddenly appeared a stranger, there will be a faint rejection, but more than that is an overflowing curiosity.
“Qiangzi, don’t you think…” The big guy whispered to the skinny monkey.
The police officer patted the big guy and motioned him not to speak.
Jiao Qi shook hands with them and said, “I am the husband of Chenfei.”
“Oh, it turned out to be President Jiao. It’s an honor to meet you at last.” The police officer held out his hand to return the greeting.
“We are senior high school classmates of elder brother Fei. My name is Maomao,” said the fierce-looking big guy with a laughing expression. This guy is actually simple and honest, and straightforward. He patted the skinny monkey beside him as he introduced, “This is Qiangzi. While the police officer is called Xiao Yuan.
These people are aware that Jiao Qi is the young master of a wealthy family and that he is also a successful young entrepreneur. Clearly, they do not belong in the same category of people. Zhang Chenfei has also never introduced him to them.
Zhang Chenfei is a man who loves the hustle and bustle of popularity, seeing that his photos are scattered everywhere. As if that wasn’t enough, the protagonist of a certain game was actually made similar to his face, and was even posted at the New York Times Square.
Unlike him, this “sister-in-law” has always existed in the legend in the past few years. Because he is extremely low-key, even the business magazine has not exposed his face, and so his appearance remained a mystery.
Looking at this seemingly familiar face now, the three looked at one another with dismay.
The big guy called Maomao couldn’t help it and asked, “Isn’t he xiao cao (the most handsome boy in school) that elder brother Fei likes? But then, isn’t xiao cao called Jiao Yan?”
“Likes?” Zhang Chenfei complacently held his lovely little wife in his arms and then said, “With great difficulty, I finally found someone who looks a lot like him.”
As soon as this was said, the atmosphere that had just warmed up, instantly froze. Even the timid Qiangzi couldn’t help but raise his head in shock, and look back and forth between Jiao Qi and Zhang Chenfei.
At this, Jiao Qi only drew out the corner of his mouth.
Mutton of poor quality that’s sprinkled with cumin and chili, roasted leeks that looked more like tangled hair, and a ten kuai [1] bottle of iced beer are things that Jiao Qi can’t possibly eat. Hence, he can only silently roll up his expensive shirt sleeves, peel off a few green soy beans, and listen to them chatter idly.
{T/N: [1] 块 | kuài – This is the more common, informal way to talk about money. More formally you can use 元 (yuán) in exactly the same way. This is similar to the difference between “dollars” and “bucks” in American English, or “pounds” and “quid” in British English. 块 (kuài) is appropriate in more situations than “bucks” or “quid,” though.}
These four individuals were iron brothers (very good or close friends) in senior high school and among them, only Zhang Chenfei got admitted into a good university.
Maomao didn’t pass the university exam. Thus, he muddled along in the society for many years and is now employed in a nightclub as a security guard. He will have to go to work after eating skewers.
Qiangzi is the brother who was just released from prison.
Xiao Yuan is a local policeman who is always busy with work. As he was rushing off his feet to come over, he didn’t have much time to change his clothes and just put on a short-sleeved shirt over his police uniform.
The pampered little young master cannot eat, but the president-daren seems to like these foods very much. After drinking two bottles of beer, he left his lovely little wife to his group of iron brothers and turned to go to the toilet.
The original lively atmosphere, because of Zhang Chenfei’s departure, suddenly cooled down.
All three of them are unable to face Jiao Qi.
In those years, Zhang Chenfei liked xiao cao and this matter was known by these best friends.
When they just came in, they presumed that he had successfully captured the beauty and inwardly thought that he was indeed outstanding. He hadn’t mentioned half a word to them for seven years and had triumphantly concealed this matter from them. But what’s unimaginable is that they didn’t expect him to go so far as to take this great young master to be xiao cao’s substitute.
Jiao Qi calmly peeled off a peanut as he smiled slightly. He started to put out words and talked about business as a method to strike a conversation with them.
The local policeman is still more cautious, and his words are relatively few.
Qiangzi, who has just been released from prison, is still in a state of failure in connecting to the external Wi-Fi and thus, he couldn’t be bothered with the ongoing discussion.
Maomao, however, has the most words. In just two or three sentences, he had totally sold himself and his brothers to Jiao Qi and came out clean.
“Elder brother Fei used to play with us before. But I didn’t know why one day, he suddenly said that he wanted take the test and study at Q university. I almost laughed at him at that time. As a result, nobody expected that this grandson actually got admitted. That is Q, where the talented people have a high chance of being successful.” Maomao’s facial expression, until now, still shows that he still couldn’t believe it.
“I work in the nightclub of MY. People of your kind, the upper class, ought to know what kind of nightclub that is… haha… I work there as a security guard. Elder brother Fei also frequently goes… Aw, what are you hitting me for?” Maomao turned his head and fiercely glared at the local policeman.
Jiao Qi raised his eyebrow slightly.
MY was the nightclub that Zhangda Diao took him to last time. He naturally knew what kind of nightclub that is. “You just said a moment ago that when Chenfei was in senior high school, he was secretly in love with xiao cao. Was he called Jiao Yan?”
With the mention of this name, Maomao got scared and the alcohol that just went down his throat gushed back.
“Oh, no, that’s not it…” A 1.9-meter tall and robust guy now looks like a foolish bear, struggling to scratch his head, and desperately trying to throw Qiangzi a meaningful look.
Qiangzi: Still connecting to the Wi-Fi…
Jiao Qi unhurriedly drank his hot tea and then nonchalantly spoke, “I am Jiao Yan.”
“What?”
“I changed my name.”
“What?!?”
Everyone was stupefied.
Such a melodramatic plot that was actually seen in movies could also happen in reality.
Qiangzi finally connected to the Wi-Fi and with a stammer, he questioned, “Fei… Elder brother Fei still does not know… that you are… Jiao Yan. Isn’t that letting the male god suffer a lot of grievances?”
“That is not true.” Jiao Qi pressed his fist against his lips to cover the corners of his mouth which rose to a smile while thinking: Your elder brother Fei is quite clear about it.
Zhangda Diao, this scheming big d*ck, had stubbornly concealed this matter from everyone. For seven years, he never let even a drop of water to leak out.
