Mr. Dior - Chap 79.2

Ch79.2 – From now on, you will be Laozi’s wife!
Translator:- Max

Editor:- Dobhsh

When Jiao Qi walked to the balcony on the second floor, he saw Big Dick Zhang, who had nothing to do, smoking a cigarette with his feet up.

“Is the matter over?”

“Ke Ke….” A puff of smoke choked Zhang Chenfei. He coughed and quickly extinguished the cigarette. “Baby, why do you walk so silently?”

“Jiang Rourou’s case against NC hasn’t started yet. I’ll keep an eye on it. You don’t have to be too nervous.” Jiao Qi rarely said anything to him about his habits. He himself picked up a cigarette and put it in his mouth.

The external peripherals of the smart brain may have nothing in common, but the internal devices are all the same. The core data was in the hands of several manufacturers, so it didn’t matter which one you acquired.

“En, we can’t afford to stop here in the country; we need two copies of the data for reliability.” Zhang Chenfei squeezed the cigarette between Jiao Qi’s soft lips. “Don’t smoke. If you want to taste the smoke, you can taste the smoke in my mouth… Ouch!”

The consequence of trying to ask for a kiss with the smell of cigarettes still lingering was that the little wife bit his lips.

Demon King’s offline fan meeting was on Sunday. It was said to be a meeting, but it was actually a merchandise promotion meeting that Shi Fei was hosting.

The first batch of merchandise for “Glory of the Galaxy” was officially launched. As the spokesperson for this game, Wang Mo had to show his face to promote it. Since he was also an anchor, offline events also had to be broadcasted live, and fans who couldn’t rush to the scene could watch them on the screen.

“The craftsmanship of this mini armour-piercing gun is truly exceptional,” said the Demon King, dressed in a character costume from the game. With cosplay makeup, he stood in front of the camera, blurring the line between the virtual world and reality and exuding a captivating and handsome presence.

(Ah, ah, I’m going to die. Why is our God A so good-looking?!]

[l couldn’t go to the scene, so I could only bite the corner of my quilt and cry, begging my little friends to help me get the merchandise.]

“This weapon gained popularity thanks to the Demon King. When we were designing the merchandise, the first item we created was this gun. After the prototype was made, the President even gave several of them as gifts to friends,” said the on-site host, who was also serving as a product promoter. He smiled as he introduced the mini armour-piercing gun to the Demon King.

“That’s right, Daddy Chenfei is really kind to me.” The Demon King smiled, showing two canine teeth. Holding the sample gun, he raised his left arm as a support, and aimed at the fans in the audience. “Can you guess what this gun shoots?”

“LOVE!!!” The fans chanted in unison.

This was a joke from a gaming live stream that Demon King had hosted. At that time, when he was playing in a dungeon, he met a player who kept stealing his skills, and he was very obscene and followed Art to grab his kills. Negotiations were fruitless, and he was insulted by the other party. In the dictionary of the world champion, there were no words such as humility and generosity, so he directly grasped the opportunity to PK the opponent.

Art’s mech relentlessly beated his opponent’s, leaving them searching for their lost teeth on the ground. Finally, Art raised the gun and asked the locked-on opponent, “Brother, do you know what this gun shoots?”

“Armour-piercing bullets?”

“No.” The Demon King in front of the screen smiled slightly. “It’s love.”

“Damn, you’re fucking sick!” After cussing out his last sentence, the other side was blasted into smithereens.

So the fans at the scene were extremely excited when they heard this sentence. The word “Love” was also swiped across the screen in the live broadcast room, and the fans went crazy for a while.

Jiao Qi lay on the grass, resting on his Lao Gong’s lap and using it as a pillow, watching with relish.

“I’m angry.” Zhang Chenfei stuffed a piece of mango into his little wife’s mouth and whispered.

“What’s wrong?” Jiao Qi looked away from the screen and looked at him.

“I can’t watch dramas; I can’t play games. I’m so miserable, but you are here watching wild men.” The President expressed that he was very hurt.

“What nonsense?” Jiao Qi glared at him. “Then what do you want to do?”

Fuck you… Zhang Chenfei almost blurted it out. It rolled to the tip of his tongue, but he swallowed it back. “Do… something fun.”

“For example?”

“Childhood games that don’t involve complex plots that could trigger the storylines are simple. For example, the game ‘Blind Man Touches the Elephant’ is simple.”

Jiao Qi, who didn’t play many games during his childhood, was quite curious. After closing the livestream, he obediently let Zhang Chenfei blindfold him and took the things that his Lao Gong handed over for him to guess.

The first thing was cool and soft with a fruity aroma.

“Mangoes!”

The second thing is thin and long with water flowing.

“Ah, it’s that one, the garden hose.”

The third thing was wrapped in cloth and was very hard.

“What is this?” Jiao Qi frowned, unable to guess.

Zhang Chenfei suppressed a smile and leaned into his ear, and said softly, “That’s Zhang Xiao Dick.”

“… Get lost!”

The joyful weekend came to an end like this. Indeed, reducing entertainment helped decrease distractions. Zhang Chenfei persisted for two days this time, and on Monday morning, he was still clear-headed.

Bajiao’s new vice president took office, and Jiao Qi’s workload was reduced by one-third, making it a lot easier for him. After spending the whole morning dealing with urgent matters, he called Zhang Chenfei at noon and asked him if he wanted to have dinner together.

“Baby, I’m a bit busy today. NC reached out to Shi Fei on their own, wanting to collaborate on developing a memory cleaning application.” Zhang Chenfei apologised. He could handle ordinary tasks within the storyline, but when it came to issues related to the disorder of the smart brain, he couldn’t. He needed to prioritise dealing with this matter, fearing that at any moment he might be pulled into the storyline and unable to address it.

“En, then you are busy. Remember to eat. Will you pick me up after work?”

“Of course, this matter can be completed before two o’clock in the afternoon, so I will definitely pick you up on time.”

When it was time to get off work, Vice President Liang suddenly ran to the president’s office and said that Shi Fei had sent a batch of merchandise, which was now piled up in the lobby.

“What merchandise?”

“Toy guns—there are over a hundred sets. Did you discuss organising an event for these with President Zhang?” Vice President Liang inquired. Technically, he should have been made aware of the live streaming event. But since he hadn’t been made aware, it meant that the President had directly negotiated with Shi Fei without informing him.

“Put it away first; I’ll ask him.” Jiao Qi frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

Vice President Liang nodded and walked out. He ran into Zhang Chenfei, who had come to pick up his little wife from work. “President Zhang.”

“The guns are a gift from me; go and put them away.” Zhang Chenfei, who had an uncut cigar in his mouth, let out a sneer from his nose. Waving his hand to signal Vice President Liang to get out of there, he walked into the president’s room swaggeringly.

“Why did you send so much merchandise here? … Ah!” Jiao Qi was taken aback by an unexpected hug.

“I pointed a gun at your father’s head, and he promised to marry you to me. If I send a hundred guns as a dowry, then from now on, you will be Laozi’s wife!”