Ni Jiu (Intoxicated)

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The Qixi Festival for Online Tourists-
Lin Chen is twenty-seven years old this year. It’s his ninth year of playing a certain Xianxia online game.
For at least the past nineteen years, Lin Chen thought that he would not become an otaku until one day his roommate in the dormitory who had a good relationship with him started to indulge in an online game. Now, whenever he has time, the cat smirks at the computer at his desk.
When he didn’t know the number of times that Lin Chen helped him bring meals, Lin Chen finally couldn’t bear it any longer: “It’s called playing with things and losing your mind, understand? Playing with things and losing your mind!”
The roommate gave him a look of ‘You don’t understand the common man.’ From a smirk and his tone contained deep pity: “Is this a game? This is not, this is love. Do you understand? You don’t understand, because you have not.”
When the roommate said this, the computer screen was stopped on a picture with beautiful mountains, rivers and beautiful scenery. Two virtual figurines with fluttering clothes were leaning against their heads, shoulder to shoulder, bathing in the sunset and the time looked right.
Lin Chen rolled his eyes at him, pointed at his computer screen and said ruthlessly, “Your wife is wearing a model, brother.”
The roommate said “Ouch”, and his voice changed immediately after putting on the earphones. He said in a very disgusting, deliberately lowered bubble voice, “Wife, are you alright, why are you so careless?”
Lin Chen shook off his goosebumps, because he was standing too close. He didn’t intend to hear the sweet smiles and scoldings in his earphones clearly.
It is impossible to say that he is not sour.
As far as looks are concerned, Lin Chen can be called half of the grass in the department. But in this mechanical engineering department, where the ratio of males to females is seriously unbalanced, his expectations for leaving the university were completely shattered as early as the winter when the only female stray cat in the school’s south square got pregnant unexpectedly.
He walked to his seat and sat down. He took out the book “Principles of Mechanism” and angrily turned a few pages. He finally couldn’t help turning his head, gritted his teeth and asked his roommate, “What’s the name of that game you play?”
Under the hands-on teaching of his roommate, Lin Chen installed the game that is said to make anyone fall in love only by technology. ‘Ah no’. Xianxia online game, when creating a character, he thought about the little Luo who fits his aesthetics a lot. Li, was stopped by his roommate.
“I asked you to go try online dating. Not to choose a concubine on the character page. Do you understand your purpose?” The roommate arbitrarily chose a young man with two swords in white clothes fluttering for him, “Well, It’s easy to get started and it’s cool to fly.”
So Lin Chen reluctantly said goodbye to the little loli in his heart and chose the ‘flying thief handsome’ that his roommate chose for him.
When choosing the name, he thought about it again and again and came up with a very domineering screen name that fits his image and temperament: ‘the number one handsome in the whole server.’

He entered the game with the name of ‘the first handsome 2698 in the whole server’.
The naming mechanism of this game is too smart or too mentally retarded.
After detecting the duplicate name, the tail number will be automatically generated and when Lin Chen created his character, his hand was one step faster than his brain, when he noticed that he had jumped out of the cutscene CG. Since he really didn’t want to pinch his face again, he simply broke the jar and that’s it.
In other words, this server currently has 2697 ‘the first handsome in the whole server’, and he ranks 2698th.
After the roommates changed their third relationship, Lin Chen suspected that he might be a widow.
On the Qixi Festival of the first year of playing this online game, the roommate ran across the mountains to discover his new love. Lin Chen wandered aimlessly in the game after finishing his daily routine. Seeing that the NPC released the Qixi Quest in the world window, he went to the activity point with the idea of playing a book and found that he could not meet the quest conditions.
He could not find love.
He saw a little loli who was also alone with him at the activity point.
That’s right, he wanted to choose the little loli who was stopped.
Little Loli has a name as cute as her on her head: Linlin Jumping Mountain
The first handsome in the whole server 2698: Miss, alone? Set up a love mission. I will take you with me.
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
The first handsome 2698 in the whole server: Are you free to type this book together tonight?
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
The first handsome 2698 in the whole server: Are you free to type this book together?
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
The first handsome man in the whole server 2698: Do you type together?
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
The first handsome in the whole server 2698: Type this?
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
The first handsome in the whole server 2698: Ben?
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
The first handsome 2698 in the whole server: ?
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
Lin Chen finally has a relationship but why is it different from what he imagined?
The love of others is charming but his love is noble and glamorous.
The love of others is sweet but his love will never open.
But Lin Chen finally had a bound nanny who typed together. The game experience improved by leaps and bounds.
In the ninth year of playing online games, it was the first time his love affair took the initiative to find him on WeChat.
Linlin Jumping Mountain: Tanabata task, the best purple outfit.
The first handsome man in the whole server 2698: Damn it! I will rush! Boss drops five or five points, you choose first.
Linlin Jumping Mountain: No.
The first handsome 2698 in the whole server: I’m so sorry.
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
“Today is Qixi Festival, President Lian.”
Equipped equipment.
“Don’t you have to go back to accompany Mr. Shen early?”
“Then push it.”
‘Woohoo. Freedom.’

Lin Chen returned home quickly after he get off work. He took a bath, burned an incense and turned on the computer.
The first handsome in the whole server 2698: Not much to say, number one!
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
2698, the first commander in the whole server: This book is a bit difficult to play this year, let’s go to YY. If you want to open the microphone, listen to my command?
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
This year’s dungeon is really hard to beat. There are three challenges for each pair of love. Lin Chen was beaten by the boss twice in a row and was forcibly kicked out of the dungeon.
He sighed: “It’s so difficult. It’s annoying.”
Linlin Jumping Mountain: Take my command.
“Do you think I’m not playing well?”
Linlin Jumping Mountain: 1
Although he was ridiculed, Lin Chen was not so unhappy.
Because Linlin jumps to the mountain to open the wheat.
He had a lot of fantasies about Linlin jumping over mountains, looks, age, voice, etc., most of them when he was in college.
But he thinks it’s impolite to explore each other’s privacy through the Internet. Except for occasionally giving her a compliment to her circle of friends, he has never done anything out of bounds.
It fades away after work.
But in his memory, Linlin Leaping Mountain was a very smart girl who played games well and did good homework.
In the first year of his work, he saw that Linlin Leaping Mountain sent a circle of friends celebrating graduation. The graduation certificate in the picture was a very powerful university in China.
She occasionally posts some cute animals, scenery and shares songs in the circle of friends.
The only thing she didn’t post was a selfie.
Just as he was about to enter the dungeon with Linlin Leaping Mountain again, Lin Chen received a takeaway call and saw the WeChat message sent by Mr. Shen.
Lin Chen opened WeChat and hurriedly said to the person on the other side of YY, “Wait, the lady boss is looking for me.”
Linlin Jumping Mountain: ?
Lin Chen looked at this inexplicable WeChat message: “…I like roses very much. Thank you?”
Linlin Jumping Mountain: ?
Lin Chen glanced at the messages on the computer and raised the same doubts. He subconsciously sent a question mark over: ?
Linlin Jumping Mountain: …why did you send roses to your lady boss on the Qixi Festival?
“Right?” Lin Chen was stunned, “Why should I give roses to my boss?”
Boss lady!
Thinking of this, Lin Chen quickly withdrew the question mark and edited it again: I’m sorry, Mr. Shen, I just saw WeChat. That bouquet of roses was personally selected by President Lian. I don’t deserve this ‘thank you’. You should thank President Lian.
After sending this message, he raised his head and glanced at the screen but Linlin Jumping Mountain didn’t answer.
“-Fuck!” Lin Chen was stunned, “Is it possible that Mr. Shen doesn’t like roses and my boss made me take the blame again?”
[UPLOADER’S NOTE:
“Yes, dear. Poor Lin Chen. He just want to be loved.”]
Linlin Jumping Mountain sent a message: Sir?
Lin Chen hurriedly retracted the message again while jumping up the mountain with Linlin and saying, “My boss lady is a man. I can’t believe that a gay man is by my side! … Ah, no, no, I’ve been talking to you. I’m here. Isn’t it weird to say ‘you like it’? I’m crazy. How could I give my boss a rose on Tanabata-don’t mess with me, boss!”
Linlin Jumping Mountain: …
Linlin Jumping Mountain: When I work. I will reply on WeChat.
Lin Chen was helpless, so he broke the jar and withdrew the “you like it” that he had just sent. Following her advice, he replied: “Yes.”
Lin Chen threw away his cell phone, put on his earphones and said, “I type this purple outfit tonight.
A deep male voice came from the earphone: “What did you say?”
Lin Chen replied subconsciously, “I received it.”
The other side laughed.
Lin Chen was dumbfounded.
Lin Chen’s hand holding the mouse trembled slightly: “Damn – you, you, you are a man?!”
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The man on the other side laughed again.
“I told you I’m 1.”