Pathological Trapping - Chap 146
Ji Enxu didn’t want to argue with them, so he left a bunch of people behind and went to settle the score with Mu Jian!
Mu Jian seemed to have been prepared for this. He sat on the mat in the imperial study with a smile on his face, surrounded by memorials.
”Xu Xu, look, we’re killing two birds with one stone.”
”screw you!”
Ji Enxu pounced on him, grabbed Mu Jian’s neck, and pretended to be fierce.
”You tricked me!”
”Hmm? What’s the routine?”
Ji Enxu said it another way, “You dug a hole and asked me to jump into it! You are so reckless! Who would force their general into the harem?”
Mu Jian was not unhappy even though his throat was strangled. He just curled his lips and smiled.
”Isn’t this already there?”
Ji Enxu’s face darkened.
Mu Jian said lazily: “I have already said it in the court. Do you want me to change my words? My words are golden and cannot be changed.”
”You know it can’t be changed, yet you still talk nonsense!”
Mu Jian lay on the ground, smiling as he approached the angry Ji Enxu.
It’s really interesting to see General Ji get angry.
”Isn’t this good? The courtiers will no longer threaten me with this matter. If you are taken in by me, no one will dare to propose marriage to you in the future.”
Ji Enxu still wanted to reason with Mu Jian, saying that an emperor should not be as willful as him, but he was pushed to the ground and stripped of his official uniform.
She sternly asked him to change his mind, take back all the words he had just said, and agree to let the bridal sedan come to his house tomorrow and marry him.
Ji Enxu was not yet in a state of unconsciousness. Regardless of the fact that he was still hanging on him, he grabbed his neck with his hands and started to wrestle with him.
The postures changed several times. The tables and chairs were overturned and fell over, and the eunuchs outside were terrified.
During the morning court session, they all knew about Mu Jianxing’s absurd behavior and were all sympathetic to General Ji. Now when they heard the noise, they all knew that General Ji and His Majesty had fought.
They wanted to go in and persuade them, but they didn’t have the courage.
Ji Enxu pinched Mu Jian’s neck, looking like he was going to die together. His forehead almost hit the corner of the table, but Mu Jian hugged him faster and hit him with the back of his hand instead of Ji Enxu.
Mu Jian hissed in pain.
He laughed and said, “General Ji just messed with me and fought with me. When I go out later, I will have a few scars on my body. What do you think people outside will think?”
”Do you want the general to die rather than obey, or do you want the general to be unable to resist going to Wushan with her husband the day before her wedding?”
“Fuck!”
Ji Enxu was shocked by his remarks.
”Get out! Get off me right now! I won’t hit you anymore, I won’t hit you anymore!”
Mu Jian didn’t let go.
”How can that be? I’m still in pain. I have to let General Ji feel some pain, so that I can feel happier.”
”If you want to hit me, just say so!”
Mu Jian held Ji Enxu’s lips and said with a smile, “How could I bear to do that?”
The eunuch guarding outside the door heard the noise inside gradually die down, and his heart finally settled down in his stomach.
After a while, General Ji’s cat-like voice came from inside, thin and soft.
”No need for a phoenix crown and a robe. I’m not a woman.”
After a moment, their emperor spoke.
”So what do you want to wear?”
”You wear it.”
The emperor seemed to laugh. “How can that be?”
”You have no manners!”
”Too.”
The eunuch at the door was ashamed.
Your Majesty, is this the only time you realize this about yourself today?
Mu Jian’s wedding was so hasty that there was not much time to prepare, but his sincerity was real.
After Ji Enxu held his waist and sat in the sedan chair back to his general’s mansion, within a quarter of an hour, boxes of betrothal gifts were carried to the general’s mansion.
Liu Yong, who came to eat melons, was stunned and stood there like a wooden chicken.
”Your Majesty, are you serious? You are killing a chicken to scare the monkeys! Anyone who dares to interfere in his private affairs in the future will probably be taken into the harem.” Liu Yong sighed, “Brother Ji, I am sorry to have to be the chicken.”
Ji Enxu’s butt was still hurting and he didn’t want to argue with him. He looked sullenly at the boxes of gold, silver, treasures, antiques, calligraphy and paintings.
Did Mu Jian move all the national treasury here? !
Liu Yong also discovered it.
”Your Majesty has given too much.”
”He is ill, don’t worry about it.”
Liu Yong’s face darkened and he looked around in panic. Seeing that no one heard it, his heart finally fell back into his stomach.
”Although you are going to be the queen soon, you can’t say that to your majesty. With your majesty’s temper, he might even kill you.”
Won’t……
He would just kill me.
The next day…
The general’s mansion was decorated with lights and colors.
A big red wedding character is hung high.
The wedding procession stretched from the imperial city all the way to the front of the general’s mansion. The people had never seen such a big scene, nor had they ever seen a man marrying another man, so they all came out to watch. Both sides of the street were filled with people.
The first thing the person who came to congratulate said was not congratulations, but “General Ji, think positively, His Majesty is just trying to scare us. He will let you out after a while.”
Ji Enxu snorted.
That bastard is so serious!
Although the wedding was prepared very hastily, there were still many things and rules.
When Ji Enxu was standing in the audience wearing a bright red wedding dress, he looked up and saw Mu Jian who was also wearing a wedding dress like him.
According to etiquette, Mu Jian didn’t need to come down to greet him. But he strode towards him, walked in front of him, held his hand, and said something sadly.
”They don’t allow me to wear a phoenix coronet and shawl.”
Ji Enxu didn’t expect that he would really think about this, and couldn’t help but laugh. His skin was naturally white, and the bright red color made him look even whiter. When he smiled, it was like the bright moon in his arms, so handsome.
Mu Jian restrained himself, just squeezed his hand and lowered his voice.
”Is this dress comfortable to wear?”
