Pathological Trapping - Chap 76
Mu Jian hugged him, holding a vermilion brush, and made circles and marks on the secret reports handed over from below. He felt annoyed after reading only two books.
He put down the pen and rested his chin on Li Dezhuang’s shoulder, like a naughty and coquettish child.
“It’s really exhausting.”
”Don’t want to watch anymore? If you don’t want to watch anymore, let me go!”
Mu Jian immediately picked up the pen and said, “Then let’s take a look.”
He sniffed his neck like a puppy, “Guard Li smells good, I like it.”
”I’m a stinky man, how can I smell good?!”
”It smells so good.” Mu Jian took a lick.
Li Dezhuang’s whole body tensed up from the licking, and his voice trembled.
”You’re crazy again!”
”No.” Mu Jian smiled, “It’s fragrant and sweet. The candied fruits given in the palace are not as fragrant as Guard Li’s.”
After hearing this, Li Dezhuang almost choked and turned his back!
He knew that the more he talked nonsense to this person, the more he would have to say, so he simply kept silent.
The two men kept hugging each other and read two more secret reports until Li Dezhuang accidentally saw a familiar name on the secret report.
“This is not…”
”Remember her?”
The girl mentioned in the secret report was called He Zhiyun. When Li Dezhuang was hiding in the town, the girl thought she was very beautiful and was always bold towards him.
Once, a sachet was thrown and hit him on the forehead. How could Li Dezhuang not remember her?
”I remember she wasn’t at your house?”
Mu Jian hummed, covered the secret report with a slap, tightened his arms around Li Dezhuang slightly, pulled him closer to his chest, and leaned forward to look at him.
”Since you remember, then tell me, is she pretty?”
Li Dezhuang thought about it and said, “It’s pretty good.”
Mu Jian suddenly became unhappy, “Oh, no wonder you always refuse to like me, so you’re attracted to that girl?”
Li Dezhuang was tired, “I didn’t.”
Mu Jian’s eyes lit up, and he hugged him happily, jumping for joy as if he had received a particularly favorite gift. He pecked him lightly on the face.
”I know you always say one thing and mean another. You like me but won’t admit it.”
Oh my God, please come!
Take away this perverted magical power!
Mu Jian circled him and continued, “I was afraid that you would be jealous of me, so I sent the girls in the backyard to the mansions of important officials to enjoy wealth and glory. Guard Li, tell me, am I treating you well?”
Li Dezhuang was surprised, “You want to control the court officials?”
”It’s just two beauties as a gift. How can it be considered as controlling the court officials?” He put his chin on his shoulder again and tilted his head to look at Li Dezhuang.
Li Dezhuang is good-looking, has good skin, and is very beautiful. He always makes people want to swallow him whole.
Mu Jian suppressed his anger and said, “It’s because you were upset when you saw me keep them last time, so I thought, since you won’t let me stay, then I won’t keep them.”
Mu Jian smiled and touched Li Dezhuang’s chin.
”Guard Li, tell me, have you ever seen a husband who listens to his wife so much?”
Li Dezhuang was choked by his words, his eyes widened with anger, “Who is your wife?”
Mu Jian smiled and kissed his eyes.
”Waiter Li looks so good even when he gets angry. It’s really hard to put him down.”
Help!
Midsummer.
The lotus flowers in the palace’s lotus pond are in full bloom.
The lotus flowers in other palaces were mostly kept in pots, and even if they were planted in ponds, they were only in small clusters. But Mu Jian’s was simply exaggerated.
Behind his palace was a natural pond. Standing by the pond, looking from afar, one could see vast expanses of water.
Li Dezhuang passed by once and took a few more glances. Mu Jian wanted to take him out for a tour the next evening.
A small boat.
Li Dezhuang felt unsafe just looking at it.
His whole body was filled with resistance, “Your Highness, this thing of yours, is it true that it won’t flip over?”
Mu Jian laughed, “No, how could I bear to let you fall into the water?”
That’s not necessarily true.
If you fall into the water, you just play with your body wet;
If you have a fever, it’s a fever play;
Who knows what this madman is thinking?
Mu Jian got on the boat first and extended his hand to him.
”You really aren’t coming?”
Li Dezhuang frowned and got on the boat reluctantly.
Mu Jian did not bring any followers with him. He rowed the small boat and slowly led Li Dezhuang into the lotus bushes.
The oars paddled in the water, and the delicate fragrance of lotus flowers filled my nose. The wind blew from the water, driving away the summer heat. It was refreshing.
This is the leisurely and contented life mentioned in the ancient saying.
Li Dezhuang’s mouth corners unconsciously raised.
”I knew you would be happy.”
Li Dezhuang’s body stiffened and he turned around.
Mu Jian sat behind him, rowing the boat and smiling at him. Suddenly he leaned forward and said, “Be careful!”
Li Dezhuang was shocked.
Only then did he realize that he had turned his head to look at Mu Jian, and had not noticed the lotus leaf in front of him. The thorns on the leaf stem almost scratched Li Dezhuang’s face. Fortunately, Mu Jian blocked it with his hand.
His handsome face was above Li Dezhuang at this moment, with smiling eyes.
”If this hurts you, I’ll be sad for days.”
”Your Highness, let’s just row the boat.” Will you die if I don’t say dirty words?
Mu Jian took the opportunity to sit behind him and spread out his hand that had just grasped the lotus leaf stem, which had thorns on it, in front of him.
”It hurts, but you don’t feel sorry for me.”
Chapter 60 Princess, I am the vixen
Li Dezhuang gritted his teeth.
He forced himself to suppress the suicidal thought of slapping the pervert in the face, which would have caused him even more pain. He turned his head to look forward, only to find that they were no longer paddling, but were quietly staying on the water.
The light of the setting sun was blocked by the lotus leaves.
