Subordinate Doting - Chap 118
Mine, get out of here!
He Zhuo: “Pfft.”
So this is what it feels like when a kitten gets jealous.
He doesn’t really think he’s that fierce.
The short-legged little fur ball turned around and punched him: “What are you laughing at! I’ll take care of you when I get home!”
The mountain cat was not to be outdone by such provocation. He lowered his head and took a big bite of the dried fish. Then he stepped on the jar and opened his mouth wide:
”Ah!” You dare to scold me!
Ji Tingyu: “Meow!” What’s wrong with scolding you!
Bobcat: “Ahh!” If you scold me again I will beat you up!
Ji Tingyu: “Meow meow!” If you dare to come over here, I’ll beat you till you’re left with a tearing mess!
Bobcat: “Ahh!” Why are you pretending? You’re not even as big as a mouse. I can slap you away with just one claw!
Ji Tingyu was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes. He took a deep breath and opened his mouth to yell: “Meow meow meow%&#…meow!” You ignorant fat kid [beep——] dare to provoke me, I [beep——] beat you so hard that your mother won’t recognize you!
The mountain cat didn’t understand what he said but knew that he was cursing in a very dirty way, so he seized Ji Tingyu’s sore spot and poked it hard: “Ahhhhh!” You are so small! You are so short! You are like a meatball that I can eat in one bite!
He turned around and shook his big fat butt: “The feces balls he pooped out are bigger than you! You are just a little bastard!”
Fuck!
Oh fuck fuck!
Ji Tingyu hated it most when people laughed at his small size. He was so angry that he felt like exploding. He kicked his hind paws, took a running start and jumped, flying out like a cannonball. He was determined to make this brat pay the price!
However, he obviously forgot how poor his own combat power was.
When it was halfway through the flight, it suddenly felt its body sink, there was empty space below, and then it began to scratch with its four claws.
”Bang.” Free fall.
”Meow!” The kitten covered its eyes and screamed.
The expected pain did not come.
He Zhuo held back his laughter as he reached out to catch the ball of fur that fell from the “sky”. He held it in his palm and rubbed it hard twice, then kissed its little tail and the tips of its ears.
Ji Tingyu was so angry that he started scratching him with his four claws.
Damn it! You still kissed me! It even called me a cuckold!
He Zhuo didn’t dodge when he was beaten. He pressed his two little paws with just one finger so that they couldn’t move. He buried his face in the furry belly and kissed it enough before stopping. Then he raised his face and looked at him with extreme tenderness.
”Got it. I’ll avenge you.”
The kitten’s paws trembled and it was stunned.
At this angle, He Zhuo’s eyes were less than half an inch away from him, and he could even see those hidden lines clearly.
The deep eye sockets are like a small boat, and the cat’s outline is reflected on the ice-blue sail, as if to imprint his appearance forever in this pure natural gem.
Ji Tingyu was fascinated.
I couldn’t help but stretch out my paws to hold his face, pulling him in a little bit, and then a little bit closer, until his breath brushed across my furry lips, and I raised my head to gently kiss his eyes.
”Meow~”
So beautiful, smells so good.
He Zhuo was stunned for a second, then a smile spread in his eyes. His heart melted by the sweetness of the mouthful. Not to mention taking care of a mountain cat, even if a dinosaur came, he could knock it down with one punch.
The mountain cat is also very smart. Seeing that He Zhuo likes cats so much, he thought he could do the same. Besides, he is fatter so it feels better when petting cats.
Just give it a try. If it works, you can eat as much dried fish as you want in the future.
Its body softened and it lay flatteringly on the ground, showing its belly to He Zhuo and calling in Ji Tingyu’s tone: “Meow~”
I’ll give you a belly rub~
As a result, He Zhuo pulled it by the tail and brought it in front of him, looking at it for two seconds: “You are quite big, use it to catch bears.”
He held the cat ball carefully in one hand and held the mountain cat like a mouse in the other. When he saw Meng Fan coming, he threw it to him and said, “Tie it to the rafters and let it dry for an hour.”
”Hey, you don’t want to raise it? Don’t you like it very much, Mr. He?”
”I don’t like shit. I’m allergic to cat hair.”
Mountain Cat: “???”
It looked at He Zhuo with a ghostly expression as he held the little mouse and kissed its butt while saying that it was allergic to cat hair.
The little mouse climbed onto He Zhuo’s shoulder and made a smug face at it: “Omitted.”
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The team members were still outside packing their equipment, so He Zhuo brought the cat into the car.
Ji Tingyu doesn’t have many chances to transform back into his original form, so naturally he wants to absorb all the money he has at once.
But just as he caught a little plum-shaped paw pad and was about to bite it, the cat kicked him in the face.
”It all smells like that cat, stay away from me!”
He Zhuo didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: “Are you going to throw it away after using it?”
Ji Tingyu ignored him, turned over and rolled himself into a ball.
He Zhuo had no choice but to take off his coat, get out of the car, and scrub his hands with snow for more than ten times before he went up to the cat and put them in his mouth: “Does it still smell?”
The kitten looked up and saw that his hands were red from being rubbed together, and became even angrier. “Are you sick? I’m just teasing you!”
She buried his hand under her stomach to warm it with heartache.
”Cold, it’ll freeze you.”
He Zhuo pulled his hand out and gently touched his little paw. This time Ji Tingyu didn’t kick him again.
”Sucked?”
”You’re so annoying.”
”Who is annoying? Why are you so angry that you are jealous of a wild cat?”
He Zhuo spoke in a high-sounding manner, but he was actually very happy in his heart.
”No, Mr. He, since you like cats so much, you should not pick them up randomly in the wild to avoid bacteria. When we get to the city, you can go to the cattery and adopt a pet cat that is well-behaved and obedient and will let you pet it anytime and anywhere.”
”Why do I need a pet cat? I don’t have that much free time. Besides, no matter how well behaved other cats are, what does it have to do with me? I don’t like them.”
”Oh, what kind do you like?”
He Zhuo thought about it.
”I like those who can fight, love sweets, have a bad temper but can be coaxed easily. Those who can act like a spoiled child with me in a fierce manner, cook for me food that even dogs won’t eat, turn into a kitten to lick my old wounds, and drag their injured legs to find deer blood for me when my life is hanging by a thread. Those short-legged fat cats who will endure it for my comfort even though the corners of their mouths are clearly broken, and will only let me pet them as a reward every time I behave well. Are there any cats like this? If so, tell me and I’ll bring them back immediately and worship them like my ancestors.”
