Subordinate Doting - Chap 144
Rosalin crossed her arms in front of her chest and acted as Ultraman conscientiously: “I will shoot you to death with my infinite light wave!”
The cat’s mouth twisted: “…”
Okay, there is no gap without comparison.
He suddenly didn’t want to break off He Zhuo’s dick anymore.
Compared to imagining yourself as Ultraman emitting infinite light waves “biubiubiu”, it is cooler to be chopped by He Zhuo.
Kitty looked around and noticed a golf club not far away. He bent down and climbed onto the deck, picked up the club, and moved closer and closer behind Baby Face along the side of the ship.
Just as he was about to reach a suitable distance for attack, he stood up and swung the bat!
Rosalyn screamed, “Ah! Boss!”
The baby-faced man holding the chainsaw suddenly turned his head, and the cat threw the baseball bat into the sea. His eyes were affectionate and a little gullible: “He Zhuo, why did you come just now? I was scared to death…”
The corner of the baby-faced man’s mouth twitched: “…”
Seeing the blue nail mark on his mouth, which indicated the poison had taken effect, she asked with interest, “Xiao Yu?”
”Yes, I’m here.” The cat’s face was full of sincerity.
The baby-faced man sneered, pulled the chainsaw hard and aimed it at Ji Tingyu’s chest, and coaxed him: “Dear, come into my arms.”
The cat looked at the thing in his hand in confusion and pointed: “What is that? I can’t see clearly.”
”Rose, I just bought it for you.”
The kitten smiled happily: “Hey, you are so nice to me.”
”Of course, I’m your boyfriend.” Baby Face pushed the chainsaw forward a little more and continued to lie to him: “Come here, dear, run to me, I want to hug you and kiss your ankles.”
The kitten nodded and ran towards him recklessly, towards the chainsaw, even opening its arms in a gesture of greeting.
The baby-faced man’s eyes were full of excitement, he laughed wildly, and the electric saw made sparks fly.
However, just one second before Ji Tingyu’s chest was cut open by the chainsaw, Xiao Mao made a feint, bent down and hugged his legs, then threw him into the sea. The whole action was as smooth as putting an elephant into a refrigerator.
He clapped his hands and spat out two words: “Silly——”
Before he could utter the second word, a large flowery tail swung from behind and hit him on the back. Ji Tingyu was knocked flying on the spot, his chest hitting the railing, and he fell to the ground with a “bang”. He lowered his head and spat out a mouthful of blood.
With such strength and accuracy, you don’t have to guess who it is.
”You silly girl… I’ll give you some realgar to bathe with when we get back…”
Rosalind’s hallucination had no idea how far it had progressed. She looked at Ji Tingyu with hostility in her eyes. It was not enough that she had slapped him just now. Seeing him lying on the ground motionless, she wanted to shake him with her tail again.
”You’re not done yet!”
The cat was so angry that it climbed up, grabbed the tip of her slippery tail, stepped on it, pulled her over and covered her eyes.
The beautiful snake struggled frantically, and Ji Tingyu hugged her tightly: “Okay, close your eyes, close your eyes and listen to my voice.”
Rosalin’s hands froze and she tilted her head in confusion, “Boss?”
Ji Tingyu: “It’s me.”
Rosalyn moved: “It feels like someone is stepping on my tail.”
Ji Tingyu: “It’s me too.”
”…Are you jealous that my tail is longer than yours?”
”…You almost slapped me away with your tail just now.”
”Is this true? Am I that strong? Do I have a chance to defeat you in this year’s free-fighting?” His voice sounded a bit excited.
Ji Tingyu died speechless.
”I really should record you pretending to be Ultraman.”
He let Rosaline go to prevent her from being deceived by hallucinations and stabbing him again. He tied her eyes with a piece of cloth and taught her He Zhuo’s method of inducing vomiting.
”That baby-faced guy is a perverted murderer. He’s not very smart but is very good at using poison. All of us who had breakfast were poisoned. Vomiting it out will make it better but it won’t cure the disease. We must get off the boat and go to the hospital immediately.” He then took a pair of barbecue chopsticks and poked her throat with them: “You vomit first, I’ll go check on them.”
Rosalin looked at the half-meter-long wooden chopsticks in her hand, which could pierce through her throat in one go: “…Are you sure you’re not taking this opportunity to take revenge?”
”That’s right, we cats are always narrow-minded.”
Ji Tingyu walked to the group of team members lying together trying to catch villains, bound their eyes one by one and splashed cold water on them to wake them up. Fortunately, apart from being poisoned, no one had suffered serious external injuries. The situation gradually became clear, and it was He Zhuo’s side that was in greater danger.
”Rosalin, help them induce vomiting. I’ll call He Zhuo.”
”Boss He is here?”
”Well, he was worried about us, so he drove an undebugged helicopter over here. I asked him to drive slower.”
”You should have told me earlier.” Rosalin was obviously relieved. “Everything will be fine now that he’s here. I was really scared just now. That beast wanted to cut me into potato towers with a chainsaw!”
Ji Tingyu was delighted when he heard this: “What are you afraid of? Don’t you have wireless light waves?”
”Don’t tell anyone I did this stupid thing!” Rosalin hissed at him in shame and anger.
”Don’t tell me? I’m lucky I didn’t use a loud speaker to broadcast it.”
Ji Tingyu made them several cups of light salt water and placed them on the small round table, while he was calling He Zhuo on his cell phone.
Before the call was connected, I felt my feet shaking.
I heard the sound of the sea water being split by the giant object, and then the hollow sound of metal being struck: “Bang… bang… bang…”
The sound came three times in a row, becoming louder and closer, as if something was climbing up from the bottom, stepping on the hull.
The team member took off his blindfold and stood up, looking towards the source of the sound, the left bow.
”What’s that sound? Am I hallucinating again?”
”It seems to be true. I heard it too.”
Rosalin put down her water cup and ran to the railing: “Boss, I’ll go check it out!”
Ji Tingyu remembered the shadow he had just seen and quickly called her, “Come back!”
As soon as the words fell, the knocking sounds accelerated rapidly, crawling towards the ship with a bang, and the entire cruise ship began to shake violently, like the precursor of an earthquake or tsunam