Sweet Desire! The Cold Lord God, Who Can Tease, Coax, and Act Coquettish. - Chap 70
The next morning.
Eunuch Lin took the emperor’s living book and frightened the record: General Gu entered the palace at the beginning of the day yesterday and retired at 3:30 this morning.
After recording, he left carefully to prepare hot water and court clothes for Si Jin.
But come to think of it, His Majesty probably doesn’t need court clothes anymore.
Let’s go to the soup pool to prepare hot water first.
In the bedroom.
After Si Jin finished drinking the hot tea brought by Gu Linyuan, he could finally speak.
He leaned on the soft pillow, wearing only a loose singlet on his thin body.
After handing the empty tea cup to Gu Linyuan, he waved for him to come over.
Gu Linyuan followed the instructions and walked to Si Jin and listened carefully: “Jin Jin, what’s wrong?”
At this time, Si Jin’s eyes suddenly changed, and an evil smile appeared on the corners of his lips.
He raised his hand and took out the triangular pyramid he had hidden under his pillow.
The sharp edge flashed with cold light and stabbed the general protecting the country fiercely.
Gritting his teeth: “Gu Linyuan, I will fuck your uncle!”
Gu Linyuan has been fighting all year round and is extremely alert to danger.
He immediately turned sideways and dodged easily at a very fast speed: “Jinjin, you were the one who got the medicine, so you won’t eat your husband, right?”
Si Jin was so angry that he threw the triangular pyramid away.
Gu Linyuan dodged again.
The triangular pyramid rushed forward with great force, directly piercing a porcelain bottle behind him.
With a “crash”, the porcelain broke into several pieces.
Eunuch Lin, who was walking to the door with his court clothes in his arms, was shocked and quickly knocked on the door worriedly: “Your Majesty, are you okay?”
As soon as he heard that someone else was coming in, Gu Linyuan immediately became nervous.
He turned around and walked to the door, opened it and said, “Eunuch Lin, are you here to deliver court uniforms to His Majesty?”
“Yes, General, what’s wrong with him, Your Majesty?”
“Nothing, the kid lost his temper and smashed a vase. Leave the clothes to me and I’ll change them for him.”
Eunuch Lin subconsciously refused: “Serving Your Majesty is my duty, how dare you bother…”
Halfway through, he noticed Gu Linyuan’s ice-crushed eyes and reacted immediately.
I’m afraid the general doesn’t want him to see the marks on His Majesty’s body.
That’s all, he has to leave quickly.
So, he handed the clothes out and said: “General, hot water has been prepared in the soup pool. I have to trouble you to give it to Your Majesty…”
“Well, I understand, let’s go down.”
After saying that, he closed the palace door, walked to Si Jin, and imitated Eunuch Lin’s example of bowing his head and saluting: “Your Majesty, it’s time to go to court. This old slave will help you change your clothes.”
The general with great military exploits was holding his throat and imitating the eunuch’s sharp voice.
Helpless and incompetent, like a big bad wolf in sheep’s clothing pretending to be good.
Si Jin’s anger was finally suppressed. He endured the pain and slowly moved his body outward. He reached out and lifted the general’s chin: “General Gu, I really want to castrate you.”
Gu Linyuan knew he was joking, so he got an advantage and still responded obediently: “Your Majesty is reluctant to give up.”
Si Jin let go of him, leaned back on the soft pillow tiredly, and pouted: “I don’t want to go to the soup pool anymore. Can you bring me a bathtub in?”
Gu Linyuan put the dragon robe on the shelf in the palace, turned around and kissed the young man: “Your Majesty, you will be later.”
Si Jin nodded obediently.
After the others left, he immediately called Xiao Yao out to block the pain.
Then he sat up from the couch, moving his bones that were about to fall apart, and gave an order: “Yao’er, go to the system mall and buy a set of chains, preferably the kind made by the gods, which no mortal can break free of. “