The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Chap 193

At the peak of life and death, there were three people who were the most aloof and innocent.

Xue Meng.

Elder Tanlang.

Chu Wanning.

Xue Meng had already been thrown out by the perverted gourd. Elder Tanlang was not a concubine. He had married a wife in his early years, but that woman had a weak body and passed away not long after the marriage. It was said that Elder Tanlang studied medicine because he was unwilling to see anyone around him pass away due to illness.

Therefore, only Chu Wanning was left.

“Elder Yuheng can definitely handle it.”

“Yes, even the young master can’t. We can only rely on the young master’s master.”

Mo Ran was furious at the side, but he could do nothing. He could only stand there.

Unable to do anything, Mo Ran tried anything and said to Xue Zhengyong, “Why don’t I try?”

Xue Zhengyong sized him up and said tactfully, “Ran ‘er, the first requirement to subdue the perverted gourd is that you have never had a romantic history.”

Mo Ran, “…”

On the other side, the wine gourd was already dizzy from Chu Wanning’s drinking and finally fell to the ground. After the smoke dispersed, it turned into a small jade gourd lying quietly on the ground. Xue Zhengyong went forward and put the wine gourd into his Qiankun Bag. He said happily, “Haha, as expected of Yuheng. Come, perverted gourd, perverted gourd.”

Chu Wanning’s expression was normal, but his eyelashes fluttered. He was unwilling to look Xue Zhengyong in the eye. “I’m not going.”

Xue Zhengyong was stunned. Not only was he stunned, but the surrounding disciples and elders were also stunned.

“Why, why?”

“… I drank too much. I’m tired.”

Xue Zhengyong was not stupid. Chu Wanning was not lying when he said that he could not get drunk after a thousand cups.

He stared at the cold man in white until Chu Wanning became impatient. He flicked his sleeves and turned away. Xue Zhengyong suddenly understood. He was stunned for a moment and blurted out, “Yuheng, you can’t be …”

Chu Wanning’s ears suddenly turned red. He angrily turned around, his phoenix eyes like lightning. “What nonsense are you spouting?”

Before Xue Zhengyong could say the words “not a concubine”, he couldn’t take it anymore. He thought to himself, How is this possible? Who is Chu Wanning?

Wanye Yuheng, the Northern Dipper Celestial Venerable, who would believe that he had some sort of one-night stand?

Xue Zhengyong slapped his thigh anxiously and said, “Then, you should give it a try. Otherwise, this gourd will keep wandering around here. Although it won’t hurt anyone, it will be very troublesome. Moreover, the skin of this wine-colored gourd is very hard. I’m afraid that even after three to five years, I still won’t be able to peel off a layer of its skin. ”

“…” Chu Wanning’s gaze swept across the crowd. All the disciples were eagerly looking at him. Only Mo Ran felt guilty in his heart. He was somewhat embarrassed but could not hide his burning gaze as he stared at Chu Wanning.

Chu Wanning cursed inwardly. But now he was in a dilemma. If he flicked his sleeves and left, he was afraid that there would be more gossip in the future. He thought for a moment and said, “Then I’ll give it a try.”

In the blink of an eye, the perverted gourd sucked Chu Wanning into the stomach of the gourd. Then, it shook its head and spun around. The disciples at the Peak of Life and Death did not have any doubts. They all firmly believed that if Chu Wanning went in, the perverted gourd would definitely be subdued by him. Only Mo Ran knew.

The purest immortal in the world, on that rainy night not long ago, in a dark inn in Wuchang Town, on the bed where lips and teeth touched skin.

He had dirtied it with his own hands.

Chu Wanning opened his eyes.

There was a world of its own inside the gourd. It formed a curtain of its own.

Just like in the legends, the red candles in the perverted gourd were lit high and the wedding curtain was lowered. Going forward, he saw a big bed with red plum branches. It was covered with a thick quilt, sprinkled with peanuts and red dates, felt mattress and curtains, everything was there.

There was an old woman who looked like the transformation of the gourd standing at the door of the greenhouse. She was smiling. She had a head of long green hair. When she opened her mouth, even her teeth were green.

Chu Wanning knew in his heart that it was impossible for him to subdue the perverted gourd. He did not want to waste time talking nonsense. He went forward and said to the old woman, “Granny, you can just send me out. You don’t need me to lift the veil.”

The old woman said with a pleasant expression, “Hmm, hmm, hmm.”

“…”

He did not expect that this old woman did not know the human language. She was not as quick-witted as the wine gourd. She could not understand Chu Wanning’s meaning. Chu Wanning had no choice but to sigh. He braced himself and walked to the front of the bed.

There was a person sitting on the bed. Her clothes were black and embroidered with a dark dragon pattern. Her lower clothes were blue and embroidered with phoenix feathers. Her feet were bare and the veil was down. Her face could not be seen clearly.

The old woman walked over calmly. With a bang, smoke rose from her hand and a green jade ruyi appeared. She handed it to Chu Wanning and then made an inviting gesture.

Although Chu Wanning could not accept Mo Ran’s appearance in a wedding dress and felt slightly disgusted just thinking about it, he remembered that he had played the role of a ghost wedding bride in the Colorful Butterfly Town. He also felt that Mo Ran would make a fool of herself. It would be a waste not to look.

“…”

Yes, that’s right. Although it was disgusting, it would be a waste not to look.

Chu Wanning stood for a moment with a green face. He took a deep breath and then walked forward.

The old woman urged, “Hmm, hmm.”

“Got it. Don’t worry.”

The ruyi rose and the red silk fell.

Chu Wanning widened his eyes slightly. “You are …”

In the tent of Feng Zhuluo, a man wearing a crown of nine pearls looked up. Light and shadow flowed on his pale and handsome face. His black eyes were full of ridicule. He raised his chin slightly and smiled at Chu Wanning.

Chu Wanning could not help but be stunned.

This person was Mo Ran, but his face was a bit sickly pale. His eyes were also weak and his expression was quite strange.

“Oh, it seems that in Wanning’s heart, you still can’t forget this seat.” Seeing Chu Wanning in a daze, the man reached out and suddenly grabbed Chu Wanning’s arm. His fingertips were cold. He stared at Chu Wanning with eyes that were ruthless and fierce, like a vulture.

Mo Ran cracked open his mouth and smiled. But his smile was not warm. Instead, it showed his white teeth.

“This seat is very gratified.”

… … What kind of mess is this!

Chu Wanning was both angry and amused. He thought that this perverted gourd had probably become stupid from being locked in the Golden Drum Pagoda. The people he transformed into were all so strange.

“Let go.”

Mo Ran did not let go.

Chu Wanning turned his head and said to the blue-haired old woman, “Make him let go.”

Before his voice fell, the “bride” Mo Ran suddenly stood up. Chu Wanning only had time to see the pearl crown on his head shake. His waist was tightened and the world spun. When he came back to his senses, he was already pushed onto the golden-red bed. Mo Ran leaned over and pressed down on him, wanting to pull his face.

“It seems that you enjoy the taste this seat gives you?” The man’s hot breath blew on his neck. “So much so that you can’t forget me … …”

Chu Wanning frowned and dodged. He cursed in his heart that this perverted gourd’s words were simply too absurd.

Mo Ran had always been gentle and courteous to him. He always followed the rules. How could he speak to him like this? He was embarrassed and amused at the same time, annoyed and bewildered at the same time. After dodging like this for a while, the pillow table was in a mess.

Suddenly, in a flash, Chu Wanning narrowed his eyes and looked at the golden-red embroidered quilt. He suddenly thought of something.

A dream.

He was stunned for a moment.

Then his face suddenly turned red.

This, this was a dream he had.

In the dream, Mo Ran was like this. He said harsh and provocative words. His actions were rough and did not show any pity.

So this was not an illusion that the perverted gourd randomly created. Was it the shameful imagination in the depths of his heart? This thought was too shameful, and it made Chu Wanning feel extremely embarrassed. She blushed with embarrassment, and even the tips of her ears were burning.

“Baby … …”

Suddenly, there was a hot and wet feeling. While Chu Wanning was distracted, Mo Ran had already kissed his earlobe. Greedily and evilly, he put his tongue into his ear.

“Ah … …”

Chu Wanning was caught off guard. He was so shocked by this sudden strong stimulation that he groaned. This groan was hoarse and moist, full of water vapor.

Once the sound was out, it was even more humiliating.

But for some reason, the scene in front of him was too real. It was as if he had kissed and entangled with Mo Ran like this a long time ago. Chu Wanning was restrained on the bed. Mo Ran kept kissing his neck, cheeks, and ears. His movements were rough and hurried.

He was anxious and angry. Even the corners of his eyes were red. He wanted to struggle, but he could not break free. Until this “Mo Ran”‘s lips were about to land on his lips.

“Bang!”

Suddenly, “Mo Ran” seemed to feel something. He was stunned for a moment. He stared at Chu Wanning in disbelief.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chu Wanning pushed him away. A golden light flashed in his hand. The Heaven’s Inquisition suddenly lit up. He chopped down at the “Mo Ran” in the illusion.

Seeing the light of the Heaven’s Inquisition, “Mo Ran” was shocked to the extreme. He blurted out: “You are … … you are … …”

The willow vine fell. Sparks flew everywhere.

“Mo Ran” was in pain, but he did not resist. Instead, he opened his eyes wide in shock. After a while, a thin cloud of smoke rose.

The blue-haired old lady disappeared. “Mo Ran” also disappeared.

In the candlelight warm room, there was an unfamiliar young man with blue-haired, pointy ears. He was extremely handsome.

Chu Wanning’s anger still hadn’t subsided. She got up from the bed and grabbed her open collar. Her phoenix eyes were filled with emotion and anger as she glared at this guy. Her voice was low and dangerous, like an enraged tiger or leopard.

He gritted his teeth and said: “Evil creature.”

This young man was the primordial spirit of the “Perverted Gourd”. The Perverted Gourd stared at Chu Wanning. His face was pale. He was shocked and scared: “It’s you … …”

Chu Wanning was angry. He turned his head and stared at him: “What do you mean it’s you?”

The Perverted Gourd was so scared that he was trembling. He fell to his knees and kowtowed repeatedly: “I didn’t know … …” He seemed to be afraid to even say Chu Wanning’s name. He trembled and continued kowtowing: “Please forgive me, please forgive me.”

“… …”

In the early years, Chu Wanning had subdued many demons and monsters by slaying them. “Tianwen” was famous among those demons and monsters. There was once a small demon that was so scared that they didn’t even dare to move when they saw him.

But he did not expect this Perverted Gourd to be the same.

Chu Wanning put away the Heaven’s Inquisition. He stood up from the bed with a gloomy face. He stared at the young man who kept kowtowing. After a while, he said: “Send me out.”

“Yes, yes!”

The Perverted Gourd did not dare to hesitate. He immediately chanted the incantation. With a bang, smoke rose from the ground. Chu Wanning was so confused by the smoke that he could not open his eyes. When the smoke dissipated and he could see clearly, he was back in the square in front of the Dan Xin Palace.

A few people immediately gathered around him.

“Master, are you okay?”

“Yuheng, you did a good job!”

“Master, master, are you hurt?”

The smoke smelled of the Perverted Gourd. Chu Wanning was a little dizzy from the smoke. After a while, he noticed that the Perverted Gourd had disappeared. In front of him was a small Gourd with a pink leather shell.

Chu Wanning thought about the illusion just now. He was still a little ashamed and did not want to talk about it. He only said to Xue Zhengyong: “Keep these two Gourds and keep them in the Suppressing Evil Pagoda.”

Xue Zhengyong said: “Okay … … uh … …”

But his eyes stopped on Chu Wanning. He looked back and forth hesitantly.

Chu Wanning was scared by his stare. “What’s wrong?”

“… … Nothing.”

However, Xue Zhengyong’s expression was definitely not saying ‘nothing’. Moreover, Chu Wanning suddenly realized that other than him, the people around her were also secretly sizing her up with curious and amused gazes. Chu Wanning turned his head. Even Mo Ran was looking at him awkwardly. His tanned face was a little red.

“What’s … …”

This time, Chu Wanning knew the reason before he said “what’s wrong”.

He lowered his head and saw his clothes.

It turned out that at some point in time, probably the moment he entered the stomach of Xue Meng, his clothes had been changed into a golden crowned auspicious robe similar to Xue Meng’s. It was the robe that one would wear when one was married to another.

Chu Wanning: “… …”

The matter of Elder Yu Heng subduing a demon quickly became a hot topic at the Peak of Life and Death.

And the topic that the disciples were discussing the most was: “I wonder who Elder Yu Heng married in the gourd’s stomach.”

Some people did not mind that their lives were short. They said excitedly: “It must be a beautiful woman like a fairy.”

Some people thought that their lives were too long. They winked and said: “Maybe it’s a god-like man?”

Some people cherished their lives and said seriously: “Elder Yu Heng probably saw the Perverted Gourd when he lifted the veil. If he saw something else, the Perverted Gourd wouldn’t be happy. He wouldn’t be able to subdue this demon.”

Everyone disliked this coward who cherished his life and felt that he was boring. They shook their heads and scattered.

However, at the Peak of Life and Death, there was a brave warrior who was not afraid of death.

On this day, the weather was gloomy and the morning cultivation was suspended. Mo Ran secretly brought snacks early in the morning. While no one was paying attention, he snuck to the Red Lotus Pavilion to hang out with Chu Wanning.

After the two of them finished eating, this “heavenly immortal beauty” and “heavenly immortal handsome man” in everyone’s mouth held Chu Wan Ning’s hand with a smile and asked, “Shizun, did you marry me in that perverted gourd?”