The Legendary Master’s Wife - Chap 216

Chapter 216: You Help Me Wash

Translated by Rui

When they left Emerald Court, the sky was already beginning to darken.

Although they still had things to do, for now, they had to find a place to stay first.

But the troublesome thing was that they weren’t familiar with Yan City and so they didn’t know the location of any tavern or inn, if they really were to continue looking, they’d probably need to look for another one to two hours.

Ling Xiao said, “Why don’t I go and kill someone, then absorb their memories and have a look.”

You XiaoMo quickly rejected the idea, “No.”

Even though he thought that it was very troublesome without a map, to kill an innocent person over such a small matter, it’d be best if such sins were committed as little as possible. Who knew if there wouldn’t be any retribution in the future!

Ling Xiao already knew what You XiaoMo’s answer would be, “Okay, then what do you say we do?”

You XiaoMo looked towards the streets that were becoming more and more deserted, and suddenly saw the back of a stooped figure that was standing with their back facing them in a corner. His eyes sparkled and immediately he walked over to ask, “This old lady, do you know the locations of the closest taverns or inns?”

The old lady slowly turned around, a face suffused with black suddenly appeared in front of You XiaoMo. When she saw him, she grinned and started to laugh, revealing two rows of teeth that were so black they look like they haven’t been cleaned for a few hundred years. She stared at You XiaoMo with austere gloominess and chuckled, “Hey young boy, my house has rooms to stay in. Do you want to go back home with granny?”

You XiaoMo became petrified in an instant.

Ling Xiao suppressed his laughter and walked over, facing the old person who clearly had a problem. He softly spat out one word, “Scram!”

The old granny was startled and without needing Ling Xiao to say a second word, she immediately disappeared out of sight.

You XiaoMo, who’d just taken a blow, was feeling blue and let Ling Xiao hold him close. After a quarter of an hour, they found a tavern that couldn’t be upscale but was not simple and crude either. Since there were many people seeking lodging, all the good rooms had already been booked. There was only a low-class single room left, yet it was still not cheap. It cost ten gold coins, the same price as a top-class room in NanYe City.

Ling Xiao simply paid the gold coins, he could still afford to dish out ten coins.

The room was small, as expected. It also only had a small bed but compared to You XiaoMo’s room back in the Peak, it was not that much smaller. Ling Xiao, who was already used to squishing on a bed with You XiaoMo, didn’t mind.

As soon as You XiaoMo recovered from his petrification, he was dragged by Ling Xiao to take a bath.

The tavern did not have a hot spring, if one wanted to take a shower, only the Haha [1] lad could heat the water. The lad was quite hardworking and filled up an entire large bucket of hot water in no time. Taking the single gold coin given by Ling Xiao, the lad had a huge smile on his face when he was leaving.

Ling Xiao just moved toward You XiaoMo and wanted to help him take off his clothes. You XiaoMo immediately took a few steps back, using his hand to prevent the other from walking over, and quickly said, “I’ll do it myself.”

Ling Xiao shrugged his shoulders like he didn’t really care, and the other person turned around right away.

Just as he was in the middle of undressing, You XiaoMo suddenly heard a ruffling sound coming from behind him, he turned around to see that Ling Xiao was already halfway through taking off his clothes. Startled, he asked, “What are you doing taking off your clothes?”

“Taking a bath, ah!” Ling Xiao said as if it’s an obvious answer.

You XiaoMo immediately tied up the clothes he’d just untied halfway, “Why don’t… you wash first, ba?”

Ling Xiao took off the last piece of clothing on his upper body, revealing a naked and sturdy chest and grinned at him. “I’ll give you two options. One is you wash together with me, two is I help you wash.”

It seemed that the second option was safe, however… You XiaoMo didn’t believe Ling Xiao was so kind. There’s a meaning behind it that he didn’t know about, and so, he weakly asked, “Is there a third option?”

“There is!” Ling Xiao laughed and gently said, “We can go and engage in an ‘exchange’ on the bed first, then wash up.”

Just as he let out a sigh of relief, You XiaoMo was frightened by the last sentence, the third option was fudging [2] more ferocious than the first and second one. He didn’t believe that he’d still be able to get off the bed after the ‘exchange’.

After careful consideration, You XiaoMo still chose the second option, at least it sounds more normal than the first one. Then, at worst, he’d consider himself a small child who… still did not know how to take a bath.

After hearing his answer, Ling Xiao’s expression floated.

That’s right, it floated, eyes expressing a lovingly pink emotion floated over You XiaoMo’s body here and there, before changing into a glimmer of a prevailing smile.

Feeling that he’d just made a terrible decision, You XiaoMo saw Ling Xiao bend his back and… start to take off his pants.

“Fudge [3], why are you taking off your pants?” You XiaoMo almost bit his own tongue.

“To take a bath, ah!” Ling Xiao gave an obvious answer.

“You you… weren’t you going to help me wash up? Why are you taking off your own pants?” After he finished speaking, he really wanted to just bite off his own tongue. Wasn’t this telling the other to take off his pants?

Luckily, Ling Xiao did not follow through with his words but rather smiled and looked at him very treacherously. “I think you misunderstood, what I meant when I said I’d help you wash was for us to wash together first before I’d then help you wash up.”

You XiaoMo was at a loss for words, had he just been tricked? He really was the number one biggest idiot in the world, he just knew that there’s no way Ling Xiao was so kind hearted as to let him off the hook. Just as expected, the other dug a hole and was just waiting for him to jump down himself and yet he was still taking chances. God, bring forth a strike of lightning to burn him to death!

You XiaoMo jumped up in rebellion but was suppressed by force.

Ling Xiao especially asked the lad to get the largest bathtub the tavern had, so there was no problem with its capacity to fit two people.

Not long after, You XiaoMo was completely unclothed, he sat on Ling Xiao’s thigh in his naked glory, their skin touching. Two hot blooded males taking something like a bath together was intolerable.

You XiaoMo quickly discovers that there was a thick thing against his thigh and he immediately became stiff all over.

There’s a ball of fire burning in his heart, You XiaoMo couldn’t help thinking of the last time.

At that time, although he looked like he had lost his mind, he still had memories of it, and they were very profound too. So profound that it left a deep impression, and so, he instinctively wanted to shrink back.

But after experiencing that kind of wonderful taste of overwhelming ecstasy, as an overly vigorous and not very normal man, Ling Xiao thought that no matter what, he wouldn’t let You XiaoMo off the hook today. Plus, since last time, he hadn’t touched You XiaoMo for more than a month.

Ling Xiao pulled his face over and immediately lowered down, kissing his lips. The other person’s first reaction was to shrink his neck, his face was all red from suffocation. Ling Xiao became aware of his movements, not only did he not let go of his mouth, he in fact tightly hooked his hands around his waistline. One hand pinched at his sensitive hip. Taking the opportunity of him being in pain, Ling Xiao’s tongue strongly plunged inside, caught his tongue and began to suck.

The taste of kissing was quite wonderful, and before long, You XiaoMo’s tongue, that was shrinking away, started to cooperate. The two tongues hooked onto each other until he finally couldn’t breathe anymore, and their lips separated. The corner of the lips, wet from saliva, pulled out a string of a clear silvery thread.

You XiaoMo was weak and panting in Ling Xiao’s embrace, feeling the wetness on his lips, his face uncontrollably reddened almost as if blood was going to drip from it.

Ling Xiao pressed him against his body, You XiaoMo’s head rested on his slender shoulder. Looking down, he saw the two-erect small red beans trembling on the chest, it was seductive and cute, as if it were waiting for him to take pity on it…

One of Ling Xiao’s hands dragged You XiaoMo’s buttocks up to pick him up and flip his body over so that the two of them were face to face.

You XiaoMo had no choice but to open his legs and sit on Ling Xiao’s body in a straddling position. It was okay if he didn’t look, but as soon as he did, his nose felt itchy in an instant, as if there were something that wanted to come out. With his naked body immersed in water, Ling Xiao was so seductive he could be the death of people…

Ling Xiao laughed quietly, bent over and enveloped one of the red beans in front of him into his mouth, sucking, licking and kissing. The smacking sounds of lips accompanied the gasps and moans, resounding in the small, narrow room.

You XiaoMo felt that his limbs and bones, plus all his internal organs, were burning a raging blaze. The heat was scurrying everywhere inside him, just like that day. It almost felt like a turbulent tide was surging inside his body, from the top of his head to the tips of his toes; in the end, his entire body was weak, so he could only let Ling Xiao do as he pleased.

The instant he was entered, You XiaoMo’s body tightened without his control; although it was not so painful that he wanted to die like last time, it was still uncomfortable. He couldn’t control himself for a moment and opened his mouth, biting down on Ling Xiao’s broad shoulder. He did not go easy and directly bit until deep teeth marks appeared.

Ling Xiao did not feel any pain at all, and instead, all the blood in his body started to boil and he got more excited. The most direct reaction was that the object buried inside You XiaoMo’s body swelled in size, and the strength of his thrusts became more ferocious, like he’d been possessed by the devil.

You XiaoMo was constantly gasping for air from being thrusted into and held onto Ling Xiao’s neck, not even knowing which side the sun should rise from.

The dense hot steam of the water tub changed from thick to thin before disappearing in the end. A good tub of water turned cold, but the people who were still ‘fighting’ inside the tub didn’t show the slightest hint of stopping.

The next day, You XiaoMo lay on the bed miserably on his stomach and could not get up.

Now he finally knew the meaning behind Ling Xiao’s words of “helping to take a bath,” it was using his tongue to lick his entire body everywhere, wu wu [4], taking a bath was so brutal!

T/N

[1] 哈哈伙计 So essentially the lad’s name was HaHa which is the sfx for laughing.

[2] 特么 (Te Me) Slang way to say 他妈 (Ta Ma) indirectly as they sound similar. So in english it’s like using the word fudge when you want to say fuck.

[3] 次奥 This is also a slang for the actual swear word f*ck. The word originally is pronounced cao, so one slang is 草 meaning grass (romaji: cao but pronounced differently). 次奥 (romaji: Ci Ao) is another variation on the actual swear word, so once again, in english it’s like saying fudge instead of f*ck.

[4] 呜呜 Crying sfx