The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 36
Parents group——
Parent 1: Like jg
Parent 2: Like jg+1
Parent 3: I don’t know what to say. I feel sorry for Director Wu.
Seeing that the situation was out of control, Luo Zhiyu slipped out of the back door of the school auditorium and met Xiao Yan who also slipped out.
[Not Cicada]: It happened suddenly. Wipe sweat jg
[Stinky Orange]: Caught off guard. Wipe sweat jg
[Not Cicada]: Then I think we should all fly separately when the disaster strikes.
[Stinky Orange]:…
[Stinky Orange]: Is this the result you came up with after thinking about it for a long time? That’s it? That’s it?
[Not Cicada]: This is the best way at the moment.
[Stinky Orange]: You want to buy a standing ticket overnight and run away. Smile upside down jg
[Not Cicada]: As promised, heaven knows and earth knows that you know and that I know.
[Not Cicada]: I want to ask, after all this has happened, does the IOU still count?
[Stinky Orange]:? Do you want to default on your debt? I cover homework but not the aftermath?
[Not Cicada]: I’m just asking, don’t get excited.
[Not Cicada]: Then how can this matter be resolved?
[Stinky Orange]: I don’t know anything, I’m just a tool.
[Stinky Orange]: My dad just asked me why I got together with the little bastard from the Luo family again.
[Not Cicada]:……
“What’s that?” Fan Yue found the two of them at the back door, “You two have committed a crime. Go to the office of the Student Affairs Office and surrender.”
Fan Yue: “And why do you two want to chat face to face on WeChat?”
No. 1 Middle School Campus Forum——
【Exciting! Today’s new material, you won’t regret it after reading it! Come quickly! 】
1l: Let me laugh for a while while I sort out the causes and consequences.
2l: The poster plans to enter UC directly after graduation? This title was chosen because you got over the sadness after the midterm exam so quickly?
3l (Owner): Aha! In the face of absolutely explosive news, the midterm exam was nothing. I only got a fraction of the grade in math. I thought that was nothing.
4l: What? Come on, beep beep, don’t tantalize me, explain the cause, process and result to me quickly.
5l (Owner): Just now, a group of parents requested to show the homework of outstanding students. Lao Wu said that the attitude of outstanding students in our school towards homework is first-class. Then hahahaha, after comparing the photos, Luo Zhiyu’s homework was Xiao Yan written.
6l: That’s awesome. Xiao Yan said he should be nicer to Luo Zhiyu. This is really good. I admire him. Xiao Yan is not a scumbag
7l: They are not in the same class or even the same grade. It would be shameful to be caught.
8l: Can I ask for the current coordinates of the person involved? I really want to take a look around.
9l: Coordinates the office of the Academic Affairs Office. The tour group asked me to form a group and set off immediately. gloatingjg
“You two…” If I had to describe Director Wu’s current mood, it would be a mixture of sadness and joy. “What should I say to you two? Can you give me some face?”
“How about?” Luo Zhiyu took a small step back, “Let nature take its course?”
Xiao Yan took a big step back: “Turn a big deal into a small matter?”
“Let’s just let it go?” Luo Zhiyu retreated tactically.
Director Xu had a straight face and knocked on the table: “Be serious and come back. If you two retreat, you will leave the office.”
The two students stopped talking. Director Wu had a good temper and was not willing to blame the two students: “When did the relationship between you two get so good?”
Director Wu couldn’t understand that Xiao Yan, who was drunk on peach-flavored soda a few months ago, was now willing to help Luo Zhiyu with his homework. Director Wu was reflecting. He had always emphasized that the two classmates should get along well, and the two classmates had first-class understanding. This was because he over-understood what he meant, so did he use too much force to achieve a good relationship?
Director Wu felt that it was necessary to teach students in accordance with their aptitude and guide them correctly. For the slight possibility of friendship between these two students, blind criticism and accusation could not solve the problem, so he stopped Director Xu from continuing to lecture and found a reason to expel Director Xu. office.
“How many days have you two been fighting?” Director Wu asked two classmates who were standing in the office, “Are you getting along well recently?”
Luo Zhiyu: “If I don’t pinch it until tonight, it will be two weeks.”
“Yes, there is progress. It’s better than fighting all the time before.” He still needs to be praised. Director Wu changed the subject, “But when I say good relationship, I don’t mean you to help him with his homework.”
“Director, you misunderstood.” Luo Zhiyu retorted politely, “I don’t have a good relationship with him. This is a ruthless deal. Sooner or later, I will have to write for him again.”
“And Director Wu, don’t you think that there are too many homeworks for the first year of high school, and there are a lot of unnecessary repetitive exercises… Oops.” Luo Zhiyu added fuel to the fire, and was kicked by Xiao Yan and shut up.
Xiao Yan stated the reason: “Director Wu, don’t listen to what Luo Zhiyu said. We were busy with student union work on the weekends and he couldn’t finish the homework. I only helped him after I made sure that he had mastered that part of the knowledge. “Shit, it’s obviously forced.
Xiao Yan: “Otherwise, when I was writing for him, why didn’t I imitate his handwriting and leave my own handwriting naturally?” Shit, that’s impossible to imitate.
But it doesn’t matter. Director Wu just wants an explanation and a way to go down: “Okay, I will let the first-grade teacher see if we can adjust the homework appropriately. You two should stop doing this in the future. The teacher hopes that you have a good relationship. One thing, don’t fight, but besides that, there’s so much you can do, isn’t there?”
“Okay.” Luo Zhiyu followed suit, “In addition to writing homework, there is a lot we can do.”
“Okay, okay, goodbye, director.” The two parties began to retreat. After opening the office door, they met a tour group led by Lu Minggui.
“Is it a one-stop service for punishing people with standing, copying, reviewing, and sweeping the floor?” the tour group was very anxious.
“There is no dragon.” Luo Zhiyu was thinking about how to deal with his sister, “Get out of the way and go back to study.”
[Not Cicada]: 00
[Luo Sixue]: Is it done?
[Not Cicada]: It’s true, how can I make it up.
[Luo Sixue]: I’ll give you the microphone jg
[Not Cicada]: Xiao Yan, that bastard, insists on helping me with my homework, just to let me enjoy the fruits of my work, and to lead a good student, Luo Zhiyu, into a bad position. His intentions are to be punished.
[Luo Sixue]: Rolling, rolling.
[Not Cicada]: Let’s change the version… One day, Xiao Yan picked up this homework on the road. After he opened it, he thought the topic was really interesting.
[Not Cicada]: Damn, I can’t make it up anymore.
[Not Cicada]: He just helped me with my homework, but I didn’t go shopping with him, that’s all. fierce jg
[Luo Sixue]:……
[Not cicada]: [red envelope]
[Luo Sixue]: Okay, sister doesn’t know anything.
After the mid-term exam and the parent-teacher meeting, the sports meeting of No. 1 Middle School was finally coming. For a whole week, all classes were busy registering for the sports meeting. Posters of sports meeting mobilization were also posted on the blackboards of each class. In the lower right corner of the poster was written “Luozhi” The names given to Xiaoyan and the others were created by them during this period of time.
“Luo Zhiyu, do you want to sign up for the sports meet?” the squad leader asked him with the registration form, “I saw that you ran really fast when you beat the school bastard during the military training, are you sure you don’t want to do a sprint package?”
“I won’t.” Luo Zhiyu returned the registration form, “To prove that my sense of collective honor is still there, I will provide the mineral water and snacks for Class 3 during the sports meeting.”
Although an obvious sprinter was reluctant to sign up, the class cheered.
In the activity room of the Student Affairs Office, Fan Yue and the others were repeatedly looking at the sports meeting registration lists of each class.
“Isn’t Luo Zhiyu going to participate?” Tang Yuan held the registration form delivered by Class 1 (3), “He is really fast when he kicks people out.”
Xiao Yan was lying by the window playing games with headphones on. Hearing this, he said: “When he was a sixth-grade elementary school kid, he fell down while running a hundred meters. He cried when he returned home. He happened to be passed by after school. I saw.”
Fan Yue: “Pfft.” He really couldn’t imagine Luo Xiaobawang crying while walking.
A small orange flew over from the air and hit Xiao Yan on the head. Luo Zhiyu stood not far from the window with a bag of small oranges: “Let me see who is talking about my dark history.”
Xiao Yan: “…”
Luo Zhiyu came to approve the leave request. He had nothing to do during the three days of the sports meeting and wanted to take this opportunity to slip home. Xiao Yan was in charge of the leave request, so he bought a bag of oranges as a bribe.
“What’s wrong with you?” Xiao Yan took out a note asking for leave.
“Does he have to be sick?” Luo Zhiyu was confused. He put the orange aside, sat down opposite Xiao Yan, put his hands on his chin and looked at the person opposite, lost in thought.
“It’s not so easy to get leave now. The school will be semi-open next week and you can go home. It’s not recommended to leave school this week.” Xiao Yan tapped Luo Zhiyu’s head with the pen in his hand, “Tell me what’s wrong. .”
“Then I’m in heat.” Luo Zhiyu hammered the table, “Is that okay, brother?”
“I feel very uncomfortable right now. I feel dizzy.” Should I perform immediately or in line? Luo Zhiyu has already thought of his lines, “The kind that makes my whole body weak.”
Xiao Yan: “…”
Xiao Yan raised his hand to test the temperature of Luo Zhiyu’s forehead, then rubbed Luo Zhiyu’s hair and said with a smile: “Believe me, Oga is not in heat, you don’t react like this, you definitely didn’t listen well to the physiology class, next time This time, no one will help you change your answer.”
Luo Zhiyu curled his lips, there was nothing he could do, he had never experienced anything like OGA’s estrus so far, it was really hard to make up, and the physiology class hadn’t even covered it yet.
“Go to the school hospital for an injection when you are in heat. The school hospital can solve the problem. It is not a reason to leave school.” Fan Yue saw that they were really confused and reminded him, “After we have written the leave note for you, you have to take it to the teacher for approval. , that’s the most troublesome thing, it’s not that Brother Yan won’t let you go.”
“There is a reason to leave school.” Tang Yuan reminded, “I used it last year. I said I was pregnant. In order to be able to go home, I was shameless. Why don’t you try it too?”
Xiao Yan: “…”
Luo Zhiyu: “…”
“You still said that!” Fan Yue said angrily, “This matter is still hanging on the forum, and it is being dug up with Luoyang shovels at every turn. It’s so embarrassing.”
“Brother Yan, is it too late for me to please you now?” Luo Zhiyu peeled an orange for Xiao Yan.
“It’s too late. You just hit me on the head.” Xiao Yan reached out to pick up the orange. Luo Zhiyu gave him the peel and ate the orange himself.
“Why don’t you leave.” Another member of the student union suggested, “On Sunday, there is a shortage of campus radio announcers. Do you want to come? Just come to the closing ceremony in the morning. There will be 1 point for excellence.”
“Well, who should I partner with?” Luo Zhiyu was very picky.
“Yan Zihan from Class Six.” Xiao Yan checked the schedule, “Do you want to come?”
“I’ll come!” Luo Zhiyu agreed, “Call me on Sunday afternoon.”
Sunday afternoon was the closing ceremony of the sports meeting of No. 1 Middle School. After a day and a half of sports meeting, Luo Zhiyu, an idle member who had been hanging out for two days, was wearing his red and white school uniform, sitting upright on the rostrum, looking through the reports of each class. The results of the sports meeting were sent.
“By the way, how are you and Da La Pi?” Luo Zhiyu was chatting with Yan Zihan before the closing ceremony began, “You said you wanted to go out singing with him last time.”
“It’s divided.” Yan Zihan said nonchalantly, “His pheromone taste is not authentic enough.”
Luo Zhiyu: “…”
I don’t quite understand your latiao contempt chain.
