The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 58

No. 1 Middle School Campus Forum——

[We are catching puppy love again, please be careful. 】

1l: rt, that’s all, please remember this kindness.

2l: The shorter the title, the bigger the matter, and I feel the tense atmosphere.

3l: Inside information? Nice host!

4l: A surveillance system has been added in the West District. Please be careful. It is on the side of the path. The dead end has not yet been discovered. Don’t go that way.

5l: smile jg

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“Are there many people who have puppy love recently? I can’t tell.” Jing Ximing looked at the forum in his hand that had returned to the initial interface. “Is the school taking it too seriously and deleting posts so quickly?”

“It’s a lot.” Luo Zhiyu looked at the sky guiltily, “Who knows?”

“There are so many puppy loves among middle and high school students. Does puppy love really affect learning?” Jing Ximing, a single, couldn’t figure it out. “Except for Xiao La Tiao, no one around me seems to be talking about it. I don’t understand. Maybe people are divided into groups.” , so there aren’t many around me.”

“It won’t affect it. What impact can it have?” Luo Zhiyu wrote an “explanation” under the classical Chinese sentences that needed to be translated on the Chinese test paper, and added a series of formulas, “Puppy love and studying are two different things.”

Jing Ximing: “? This is a Chinese language paper. What are you calculating?”

Luo Zhiyu posted a small piece of correction paper to cover up the formula he had mistakenly written, and pretended that nothing happened.

“I’ve been meaning to ask for a long time.” Jing Ximing moved the pile of books between the two of them, “What have you been struggling with these past two days, making you restless?”

“I’m thinking about the possibility of skipping a grade.” Luo Zhiyu said surprisingly.

Jing Ximing: “???”

Luo Zhiyu now wants to add a horizontal line to the character “一” in Class 1 (3).

It is impossible to skip a grade. Firstly, parents and teachers do not allow it. Secondly, Luo Zhiyu’s motives are impure and cannot be revealed, so Luo Zhiyu can only imagine what it will be like when his brother Yan is in the same class with him. ——

[Cicada]: I was wondering if it would be fun if we were in the same class, like me being your deskmate.

[Cicada]: I wish I had been born a year earlier.

[Orange]: The fairy frowns jg

[Orange]: The head teacher will go crazy.

[Cicada]: You are quite self-aware.

[Orange]: No, I have no problem. The head teacher has a very good impression of me, and my evaluations from the teachers are very good. I’m talking about you. Every time you see me, you are so troublesome that your broom breaks.

[Cicada]: The fairy frownsjg

[Orange]: You stole my expression pack. Smile upside down jg

[Cicada]: Just kidding, brother, all your oranges are mine now. I can peel them off if I want, and juice them if I want. Why don’t I steal your emoji? Bad smile jg

Xiao Yan’s side was always in the “typing in” state, and Luo Zhiyu took advantage of this time to complete the Chinese homework that he had not written just now.

“You’ve been chatting a lot lately.” From the corner of Jing Ximing’s eyes, Luo Zhiyu had to type a few words on his phone to do two assignments, “Is this the OGA baby you mentioned before?”

“No, no, no.” Luo Zhiyu denied, “It’s just the same thing.”

In essence, it is a beautiful love that defies and despises pheromones.

Xiao Yan’s WeChat message came again——

[Orange]: If we were in the same class, there would be a bloody storm.

[Cicada]: What you said makes sense to me.

Both of them have good grades. On the surface, they appear to be calm academics, but at heart they are very competitive. If they were placed in the same class and competed for grades and evaluation, they would definitely be more noisy than they are now. sharp.

[Orange]: I suddenly thought it was good. Maybe we would be at the same table.

[Orange]: I can bully you in class and out of class. I can bully you even if I fail the exam. Use my pheromones every day to increase your favorability. Diligence can make up for your weakness.

[Orange]: I’m tempted.

[Orange]: I will repeat the grade to find you!

[Understood]:? Stop your dangerous thoughts. Your parents and your cultural parrot will beat gongs and drums in front of my house and scold me.

[Orange]: When it comes to parrots, I get a little angry.

In view of the huge gap between ideals and reality, both parties put away their dangerous ideas and reluctantly focused on the current learning tasks.

“Long-distance relationships are really not easy.” Luo Zhiyu sighed again while writing his homework.

“? It depends on how far apart it is.” Jing Ximing was finally able to interject, “Cross-border or cross-provincial?”

On the next floor, Luo Zhiyu didn’t feel embarrassed to talk about this, so he had to talk about something irrelevant and confused the topic.

When the evening self-study get out of class was about to end, there was a new post on the forum, which was a recruitment announcement for the English competition posted by the student union’s acting teacher.

[Distributed by the Student Union: Registration for the English speaking competition for middle school students in the second half of the year has begun~~]

1l: The biennial English speaking competition for middle school students is a competition and an outdoor practice. During the autumn outing, everyone can improve their oral communication skills. Five-star hotel + perfect vacation. Students in the first and second grades of high school should contact Director Xu to register. There are 4 in total. quota.

2l: Is it okay if I just want to take a vacation?

3l: The world on the second floor is real, and the world is different from me.

4l: Xiao Yanluo Zhiyu, stop fighting with each other all day long. It’s time to bring glory to No. 1 Middle School.

5l:! ! ! Please keep an eye on these two students if you go with them. Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu must be brought back intact. These two are the faces of our city’s No. 1 Middle School. Don’t let people from other schools deceive them. Although we can’t get it, we can’t give it to foreign schools for free!

6l: The question is whether they will go. This competition seems to be divided into age groups, regardless of grade.

7l: Then just let them fight. They should be very happy.

8l: Not necessarily, Luo Zhiyu’s strength is not in English, and when this grandson gets lazy, he doesn’t actually have any sense of collective honor. He just ran away after class, and the class teacher didn’t even catch him.

In the corridor of Class 3, Grade 2, there was an application form in Luo Zhiyu’s hand. The class teacher didn’t find him in Class 3, Grade 1, so he went upstairs skillfully and was very knowledgeable about Luo Zhiyu’s whereabouts. experience.

“Teacher, my English is not good.” Luo Zhiyu is not interested in competitions that cannot add points. “Let’s leave the opportunity to students who need to show off.”

Class teacher: “…” Luo Zhiyu usually doesn’t speak human words.

“This is for you. The important thing is to participate. No one asked you to win the prize.” In order to prevent Luo Zhiyu from running away, Luo Zhiyu’s name has been filled in on the registration form. “The competition will take place in the second half of the year, so it will only take up one of your seats.” On weekends, you can go if you want.”

“Okay.” Luo Zhiyu found that there were two registration forms, “Is there an extra one?”

“There is also a copy of Xiao Yan. You can give it to him later. Don’t fight when you two go out to compete. I don’t want to see you on the news again.” The head teacher was worried, “It’s too early to say it now. You may Forget it, I’ll remind you again in the second half of the year.”

Luo Zhiyu: “…”

It must be because of that news. To this day, when he and Xiao Yan stay together, everyone is worried about whether they will fight, and no one is worried about whether they will fall in love prematurely.

Everyone thought it was impossible for them.

People have different ideas. Luo Zhiyu felt that he and Xiao Yan might have slightly different opinions on the matter of love.

He has always held the idea of ​​”you can get drunk today” and doesn’t think much about the future. He likes Xiao Yan now if he wants to, but he doesn’t know if it’s because he is one year older. Xiao Yan looks more… long.

“…I admit that your starting point is good.” Luo Zhiyu raised his hand to wipe away the beads of sweat on his forehead, leaned weakly on Xiao Yan’s shoulder, and breathed softly, “Can you just say goodbye?” Hit me with pheromones every day.”

Xiao Yan’s idea of ​​​​a top student is that the pheromone match between the two is so bad. Since they have violated the pheromone law and are together, they have to put in more effort than others to fall in love, so Orange will brush up on Peach every day. For the favorability level, brush it in the morning while waiting for Luo Zhiyu to go to class, go downstairs to brush it during lunch break, and drag Luo Zhiyu to the woods in the evening to brush it.

Orange is trying too hard.

From the first temporary marking, Luo Zhiyu knew that he was not completely unresponsive to Xiao Yan’s orange-flavored pheromones. Pheromones with only a slight matching would make his heart beat faster and even make his eyes red. Luo Zhiyu put this It comes down to poor matching.

But Xiao Yan is enough. Luo Zhiyu has no interest in other alphas from the beginning. Luo Zhiyu finds Orange’s daily favoring behavior both liking and annoying, so he takes the initiative to favor him when he likes it, which is annoying. When the time comes, I will turn around and look for a useful broom.

The two of them were walking tonight on the same path that Luo Zhiyu had fallen on. The most dangerous place was the safest place. When walking on this path recently, they wouldn’t meet anyone except the wild cats in the school. .

“It’s a bit of a pity.” Luo Zhiyu, whose legs were weak after being teased by the orange, recovered, “I think it’s unfair.”

“What’s unfair?” Xiao Yan slowly stroked Luo Zhiyu’s back a few times as a way of comforting him, “What did you think of? Tell me.”

Luo Zhiyu is different from his peers. He has many strange ideas, such as now——

“Alha can temporarily mark Oga, and you can classify me as yours.” This is what Xiao Yan said when he explained the temporary mark to him, “Then in what way should I classify you as ‘I'” ‘s.”

Luo Zhiyu had just been a little dizzy by Xiao Yan’s pheromones. The dim streetlights couldn’t reflect the redness on his cheeks and the tips of his ears, but Xiao Yan could see the faint glint in his eyes.

The little hooligan who carefully cared about the physiological differences between Alha and Oga was pitiful and cute. Xiao Yan reached out to hug him, but Luo Zhiyu had planned to lean on Xiao Yan’s shoulder, stood up slightly and hugged Xiao Yan. Yan’s neck.

“Don’t move.” Luo Zhiyu threatened. Alha’s neck smelled clean of orange, without the glands on the back of Oga’s neck. He gently kissed the side of Xiao Yan’s neck, bit it, and left There was a shallow tooth mark.

“This is compensation for my long-distance relationship.” Luo Zhiyu found a reason for his behavior and wiped his mouth with satisfaction.

The little gangster took it upon himself to tease people again. Xiao Yan was afraid of hurting Luo Zhiyu every time, but this person always didn’t know whether to live or die.

Xiao Yan grabbed Luo Zhiyu’s collar and took him aside, intending to teach him a lesson.

“Do you like biting people?”

“Let’s see who it is.” Luo Zhiyu leaned against the tree trunk and was forced to look up at his brother Yan, “I’m not happy with anyone else.”

“What are you doing? Alha and Oga are not in the same grade, right?” The patrolling teacher came out from behind a tree not far away with a flashlight, “We can really catch the student who fell in love here today. The principal’s plan is still good. You can always catch it by squatting in the woods. Just stand here and don’t move. I’ll ask the director how to deal with it.”

“Finally someone thinks we are in puppy love!” Someone grabbed Xiao Yan’s wrist and said excitedly, “Finally someone believes it!”

Xiao Yan: “…”

He actually quite agreed with Luo Zhiyu’s excitement, but the time and occasion of Luo Zhiyu’s excitement were obviously not right.

“Are you so happy to report criticism?” The arresting teacher was confused by Luo Zhiyu’s reaction. Under normal circumstances, the arrested students would usually be dejected and then rush to distance themselves from the relationship.

After being a teacher for so many years, he has seen people who are timid, regretful, and pretending to be calm after being caught in puppy love. This kind of people are so excited after being caught that they wish they could be notified and criticized immediately, and they wish the whole school would know about it immediately. It was really his first time meeting him.

Teacher Song: “Then don’t worry, I’ll ask Director Wu how to handle it.”

[Teacher Song – on duty]: Is Director Wu here? We caught two students here who are in puppy love. They must be in puppy love. Otherwise, who would be here at night?

[Teacher Song – on duty]: Here on Wutong Road, there is a blind spot for surveillance.

[Director Wu]: It must be handled strictly. It must be handled strictly. angryjg

“Have a correct attitude.” Teacher Song said, “Your director said we should handle it strictly.”

[Director Wu]: Give me your name and class.

[Teacher Song – on duty]: Let me ask.

[Teacher Song – on duty]: Luo Zhiyu, Class 1, Grade 3, and Xiao Yan, Class 3, Grade 2, I should have made a typo.

[Teacher Song – on duty]: I don’t come to school often, but these two names sound so familiar.

[Teacher Song – on duty]: Without further ado, director, do you think we should report the criticism here or call a parent on the spot and then write a review?

[Director Wu]:? ? ?

[Director Wu]: Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan? Now? Grove?

[Director Wu]: Stop the fight quickly!