The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 62
Luo Zhiyu has always been a person with no sense of collective honor since he was a child. He paddles in the water at parties and runs away at sports events. Just because he plays well with the people around him does not mean that he is willing to fight for something on behalf of the people around him. Director Wu has such a sense of collective honor. He didn’t even get any chicken feathers in the chicken soup.
Xiao Yan, on the other hand, took advantage of the right time and place to get the last room card from Sai Fang.
The current situation is like this, there is only one room, and there is only one OGA for him and an ALHA for Xiao Yan in No. 1 Middle School. If you don’t want to live in the same room with Xiao Yan, there are three solutions to this problem——
1. Let the two directors believe that he and Xiao Yan are in early love without being deducted from the evaluation.
2. Now kidnap Xiao Yan and take him downstairs to the hotel for a fight.
3. Hide the hotel room key card.
Option 1 is the most difficult. There is the force majeure of the pheromone matching diagnostic sheet. The two directors are certain that they will not fall in love prematurely.
Option 2 is medium in difficulty. The other party will definitely not cooperate. It is difficult to tie up and the rope is not easy to find. Moreover, the fight cannot achieve the desired effect. The most incredible thing is that the “cold war” that lasted for a day and a half made The teachers thought they briefly shook hands and made peace.
third solution–
The room card was in Xiao Yan’s hand, and it never left Xiao Yan’s sight. Luo Zhiyu followed him all the way but couldn’t find a chance. He stretched out his hand several times but was knocked back by Xiao Yan. He could only stand outside the door of the room and watch. Xiao Yan swiped the card to open the door and watched Xiao Yan carry the luggage. Then Xiao Yan gently pushed him into the room and locked him up.
“Have you figured out plan four?” Xiao Yan turned around and unlocked the door.
“Option 4…” Luo Zhiyu caught the sentence halfway and realized something was wrong, “How do you know what I am thinking?”
Xiao Yan’s expression seemed to be saying “What do you think?”: “A certain person was staring at the room card in my hand along the way, sticking it on my body from time to time, and deliberately stepping on my shoes with some private goods. twice.”
“The first two plans, one is to tie me up and fight, the other is to prove puppy love, am I right?”
Luo Zhiyu was completely defeated, pushed his suitcase to the corner, kicked off his shoes, threw himself on the big bed in the center of the room, buried his face in the soft quilt, and ignored Xiao Yan’s words.
Although he slept on Xiao Yan’s shoulder the whole journey, the swaying on the bus was still uncomfortable. The moment he had close contact with the bed, Luo Zhiyu felt like he was resurrected and even thought of a new one. plan–
“Take out the physiological safety textbook and discuss with these people what common sense is.”
It’s just that he and Xiao Yan seem to be outside common sense?
“Luo Zhi.” Xiao Yan sat down next to him, pushed him, and comforted him, “Don’t be angry, why are you still having a cold war? My boyfriend wants to experience the feeling of reconciliation after an early love quarrel as soon as possible. Is that okay? ?”
“No.” Luo Zhiyu’s muffled voice came from under the quilt, “Stay away from me, green-skinned orange.”
“It’s just a bed, and you occupy half of it, and you still ask me to go further away.” Xiao Yan slapped Luo Zhiyu on the waist, “That’s unreasonable.”
Only then did Luo Zhiyu realize that the hotel probably really didn’t have enough rooms. This was not a standard room, but a double bed room. There was only one bed like the one he was lying on in the room.
“Besides, can you still talk properly? You call me a green-skinned orange every day.” Xiao Yan’s hand stopped in his hair, as if he was talking to himself, and as if he was warning Luo Zhiyu, “Everything is cheap.” You’ve taken advantage of it, so I’ll let you experience what a real sour orange is, shouldn’t it be too much?”
Luo Zhiyu didn’t understand what her boyfriend meant: “You…”
Unripe oranges, weren’t they what Xiao Yan looked like at noon yesterday? What else could they be like?
Before he finished speaking, he felt a familiar pheromone pressing towards him. It was an orange pheromone with a slightly sour taste. Luo Zhiyu turned over to hide, and a quilt covered his head and face. , wrapping his head and entire upper body together.
“What are you doing…” Luo Zhiyu was caught off guard and was surrounded by quilts.
He sat up from the bed and failed to break free from the quilt. When he was struggling, he kicked Xiao Yan. Before he could hit anyone, Xiao Yan held his ankle and gently pulled him. He fell onto the soft bed. He didn’t fall. He was dizzy, because Xiao Yan held his waist as expected, and he seemed to fall into Xiao Yan’s arms with the quilt.
“Little hooligan.” Xiao Yan’s voice sounded less genuine across the quilt, “Don’t kick me. Otherwise, when you grow up, I won’t be able to coax you.”
Luo Zhiyu: “?”
“Fuck, you are the one who cheats on me every day…” Luo Zhiyu reacted instantly. Xiao Yan was afraid that he would be suffocating in the quilt, so he took his head out of the quilt, but Luo Zhiyu’s neck was His body was still tightly wrapped in quilt, which restricted his movements.
The air outside the quilt was fresh. Luo Zhiyu expected to take a few breaths of fresh air before retorting. Xiao Yan had quick eyes and quick hands. He took advantage of the ten seconds to pull a belt from the pajamas provided by the hotel and followed the quilt to Luozhi. He wrapped it around Yu’s arm several times, tied it with a small bow, and tied him tightly.
Luo Zhiyu: “…”
Isn’t this part of his plan two just now? Why was it recycled and reused by Xiao Yan?
Accidentally, he fell into the opponent’s hands.
His hands were imprisoned, and the range of movement of his hands was limited. Luo Zhiyu, who was tied into a rice dumpling, sat obediently on the bed. During this period, because he raised his foot to kick his boyfriend for the second time, Xiao Yan found another pajama strap and pulled it along. The ankles of his feet were wrapped around each other, completely restricting his movement.
Xiao Yan only knew how to tie a bow tie, but as a result of Luo Zhiyu’s dishonesty, the bow tie turned into a dead knot.
“Brother Yan…” Luo Zhiyu’s eyes seemed to be filled with water, “Don’t make trouble.”
He truly experienced Xiao Yan’s affection for him.
“I’ll bully you if I catch you. You said this yourself, second grade kid, don’t tell me you forgot.” Xiao Yan picked up the knot on the quilt and pointed in Xiao Yan’s direction After falling over, Xiao Yan pushed him down on the bed, pressed the glands hidden under the skin on the back of his neck, put a little weight on him to prevent him from moving, and asked him in a low voice: “Is this the right thing to do?” Are unripe green-skinned oranges offensive?”
Green-skinned oranges are too flavorful.
“I’ll change the note tomorrow, okay? I won’t scream in the future.” He was so bullied by Qingpi Orange that Xiao Yan’s breath was on the back of his neck. Not only was the back of his neck sore and numb, but the tiny touch felt like an electric current. Next, causing a tremor from the soul, Luo Zhiyu showed the little white flag, “Let me go.”
“Are you still having a cold war?” Xiao Yan asked him, “That’s fine, just stay here and I’ll watch you have a cold war alone.”
Anyway, Luo Zhiyu couldn’t run away now, and it was Luo Zhiyu who had the evil thoughts first, so he didn’t have the confidence to refute now.
“No, no, no.” The user experience of the Cold War was extremely poor, so Luo Zhiyu gave up and began to beg for mercy, “The Cold War is over, please let me go, brother.”
Xiao Yan likes to hear the title “brother” very much. Luo Zhiyu has made up so many bad names for him since he was a child that he likes this common title due to the age difference very much.
The cold war between the two that was born because of a temporary mark lasted for a day and a half and came to an end.
Luo Zhiyu, one of the parties involved, believes that this is a very sterile cold war.
“Then let’s go through the reconciliation process.” When Luo Zhiyu was wronged, he was so good that it made people feel distressed. Even though countless overturns proved that Luo Zhiyu would show his claws immediately when he got the opportunity, Xiao Yan still let him go. he.
He grabbed a corner of the bow and gently pulled it, causing the quilt to fall down. Luo Zhiyu’s hands were free. After moving for a few times, he reached out to pull the knot on his ankle, but he had just struggled and entangled the strap. Very tight.
“You’re so stupid.” Luo Zhiyu struggled with the dead knot for a long time, but couldn’t beat Xiao Yan, so he tried his best to take advantage of him, “Do you only know how to tie a bow tie? I think you look like a bow tie.”
Xiao Yan: “?”
“Got it.” Xiao Yan waved away Luo Zhiyu’s hand and helped to untie the rope, “Shouldn’t you be glad that I only know how to tie bows?”
Luo Zhiyu: “?” What does it mean? I don’t understand.
“No…” Xiao Yan pulled away the rope in his hand. He originally planned to tease Luo Zhiyu, but the rope was tied very loosely. Luo Zhiyu was extremely dishonest. Not only did he free himself from a knot, but he also rubbed it on his ankle. A circle of red marks appeared.
Xiao Yan looked at the red spots and looked away unnaturally, “I’m really good at it.”
“What?” Luo Zhiyu asked.
Xiao Yan’s expression became unpredictable.
The physiological safety class said that when alha finally marks oga, there is a process called knot formation.
“Talking to you calmly and seriously, what are you thinking about?” Luo Zhiyu realized what he meant, and immediately hit Xiao Yan on the head with a pillow. He half-knelt down, pushed Xiao Yan down on the bed, and thought Thinking that the momentum wasn’t enough, he straddled Brother Yan’s waist and said, “I’ll beat you up.”
“There are only two colors of oranges.” Xiao Yan took the pillow and threw it aside, “I know what I chose.”
“It’s okay for you to speak pornographically.” Luo Zhiyu raised his hand and picked up another pillow to express his strong condemnation.
He was trapped under the quilt by Xiao Yan just now, and he sweated a little while struggling. The sweet peach pheromones spread out uncontrollably, quietly challenging Xiao Yan’s nerves.
“Reflect on yourself, have I said anything to you?” A person with double standards said, “Have I done anything to you?”
Xiao Yan reflected, then he turned and went to the bathroom and turned the water on to the maximum.
A day and a half was enough for Luo Zhiyu to figure out why Xiao Yan had been acting a little abnormal these past two days. His friends who were admitted to No. 19 Middle School were hanging around him all day long, wanting to invite him out to hang out every once in a while, and always asking him to hang out. It was “hard a, hard a” in his ear, someone was unhappy.
Luo Zhiyu may not be wronged, but the school uniform is really wronged.
Luo Zhiyu knocked on the bathroom door. The door did not open, but the sound of water inside stopped. Luo Zhiyu leaned against the door and slowly slid to the ground, blocking the bathroom door.
“What are you thinking about again?” Xiao Yan’s voice came from behind the frosted glass.
“I wonder if our pheromone matching is so low that we won’t be able to complete the final mark between alha and oga.” This was a question Xiao Yan had considered but never said out loud, but now he asked it from Luo Zhiyu out.
Xiao Yan’s hand holding the towel stopped in mid-air.
Luo Zhiyu knew his worries, which was a good thing, but he felt distressed again.
Luo Zhiyu is not a person who thinks about the future, but because of him, Luo Zhiyu starts to think about the future.
“Maybe not.” Luo Zhiyu sat on the ground and said to himself, “I sometimes wonder what pheromones are to us. I may not be able to say nice things. Pheromones can’t be that. The thing about pheromones is that pheromones themselves have no vision. I only want you, and I don’t want anything else.”
“The second gender cannot be changed, but before the two limited words alha and oga, I am an independent person, not a creature imprisoned by pheromones. I choose to like you, Luo Zhiyu, a thoughtful and thoughtful person. Decisions made by opinionated people are not decisions made by pheromones.”
“I don’t hate oranges. Ripe or unripe ones are fine. I’m willing to eat them.”
“I’m not very good at talking. You might as well let me scold you, then I won’t be sleepy.”
The glass door behind him was opened. Luo Zhiyu lost his place to lean on and almost fell to the ground. Xiao Yan picked him up. Xiao Yan was wearing pajamas and didn’t even have time to wipe the water from his hair. Luo Zhiyu He carried her all the way back to the bed and threw her on the bed.
“Third grade kid Xiao Yan.” Luo Zhiyu raised his hand and wiped the water droplets on his neck, “wipe your hair, it’s like rain, making water droplets all over me.”
“I don’t think about what will happen in the future.” Xiao Yan leaned over and kissed him, “Luo Zhiyu just needs to live well now.”
We’ll talk about the future matters later. After I go to college, I might be able to ask about pheromones again.
Luo Zhiyu’s school uniform jacket was open, and a corner of the shirt around his waist was lifted and slightly rolled up. He didn’t know how to kiss, so he could only restrain his urge to bite and accept Xiao Yan’s guidance.
“What about you?” Luo Zhiyu asked between breaths.
“I like you and wait for you to grow up.”
Luo Zhiyu snorted disdainfully, but he couldn’t hide the smile in his eyes: “You are still a child yourself, a naive child one year older.”
“Not anymore soon.” Pride.
It was close to nine o’clock in the evening when they arrived at the hotel. There was an activity arranged by the competition the next day. The two of them were playing and fooling around. It was already past 12 o’clock in the evening when they lay down. Usually, they were in different classes at school and talked to each other. We had to rush out of class. It was such a rare opportunity that neither of us wanted to sleep.
“Aren’t you angry?” Xiao Yan unfolded the quilt and laid it out.
“One more thing.” In the darkness, Luo Zhiyu stretched out his hand and gestured, “I was not in estrus, so you bit me out of your own selfish desires and left me angry for two days.”
“It’s not just my selfish desire…” Xiao Yan said, “I think you’re quite happy too.”
“Okay, I just have a bad temper.” Luo Zhiyu didn’t bother to explain, so he just showed his cards, “It’s up to you.”
“Go to sleep.” Xiao Yan turned on the phone screen to check the time, “Don’t get panda eyes tomorrow, the director thought we were fighting again.”
“I will compete well.” Luo Zhiyu turned over, “I probably don’t have a sense of collective honor, but I like where you are.”
There is no fight in their house, but the two OGAs from No. 9 Middle School next door are really not in harmony. The one with grilled fish-flavored pheromones feels that he is more unique, and the one with barbecue-flavored pheromones feels that he is more comprehensive. The two students have a question about pheromones. The quarrel lasted all night, and when we gathered the next day, one of us had a black eye.
“Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan are indeed very sensible. I feel that the students taught by our city’s No. 1 Middle School are much better.” Seeing this, Teacher Hesai of No. 1 Middle School said happily, “They are both in high spirits today.” Everything is fine and nothing happened last night.”
