The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 65
“What’s the matter, you’re not satisfied yet?” Yan Zihan slapped the table, “A big adventure with a rejection rate of 70%, who are you looking down on? Besides, we want to hear the truth, and you won’t tell it yourself.”
“Brother Yan, it tastes like orange. Whether the orange is ripe or not depends on your mood.” Luo Zhiyu was too familiar, “Don’t I know him yet?”
A bad mood is like a green-skinned orange, and a good mood is like a yellow-skinned orange. Luo Zhiyu has had both.
Luo Zhiyu hinted crazily, for example, Xiao Yan’s hands were still firmly locked on his waist.
“That’s true.” Someone rationalized his answer, “You two have fought so many times, and your pheromones have come out for battle. You should be very familiar with each other.”
“No wonder you don’t care.” Yan Zihan also nodded, “No, I remembered that the pheromones you two match are so pure in everything you do, why don’t you find another person.”
Luo Zhiyu struggled twice and was eager to stand up to prove that he was not pure.
“Sit down, don’t move around.” Xiao Yan patted the back of his hand, and the voice in his ear seemed to have a different low tone than usual, “Have I told you before, sit down?” Don’t move around while you’re on my lap.”
Luo Zhiyu stopped moving: “It seems not…”
He just seemed to have accomplished the biggest adventure of the night.
On the other side, Yan Zihan was still presiding over this adventure. He pointed at Xiao Yan and moved his finger to Fan Yue next to Xiao Yan: “Let’s change.”
“Me?” Fan Yue, who was watching the excitement, was so frightened that he jumped up from the sofa. He didn’t need to look back to know that his deskmate had given him a fierce blow in the eye, and his back suddenly felt cold, “I, I, I have a stomachache, I’m going to go There’s a toilet, leave some beer for me.”
Fan Yue escaped in urine.
Xiao Yan held Luo Zhiyu’s hand and never let go from the beginning to the end.
No one listened to Luo Zhiyu’s true words, no one watched the adventure, and the little heart of the Three of Hearts never fell into his hands again. He was so angry that he posted a question and answer online.
[Question]: Do you all believe in pheromones when it comes to love?
Best answer: Not absolutely, but if the pheromone match is very high, it will be very satisfying, you know what I mean.
Other answer 1: Not necessarily. My ex and I have a compatibility score of 89. We are not divorced yet. Just relying on pheromones is useless.
Other answer 2: That is, do you choose people or pheromones?
Other answer 3: Don’t go below 33, it won’t have that much impact.
“What are you looking at? What magical thing are you asking about.” Xiao Yan opened Luo Zhiyu’s fingers one by one and took away Luo Zhiyu’s mobile phone, “Why is there the best answer…”
Xiao Yan: “…”
“I understand.” Xiao Yan nodded solemnly, “I haven’t worked hard enough, but I can also make you…”
Luo Zhiyu slapped Xiao Yan on the back of his hand: “You can do it.”
If Xiao Yan doesn’t work hard, then whoever works hard? The favorability during this period is really not in vain.
“Brother.” Luo Zhiyu said softly, “Happy eighteen, I will catch up with you as soon as possible.”
Today is Xiao Yan’s birthday. There were many people dragging Xiao Yan to drink. Luo Zhiyu sat back on the sofa and took a lot of photos of them. When they came out of the KTV, it was exactly nine o’clock in the evening. No one stayed this weekend. At school, just take a taxi home.
Fan Yue got drunk and cried while hugging Tang Yuan’s lap. He knew too much and would one day make everyone look good.
“Fuck, stay away from me.” Tang Yuan pulled off his trousers, “My trousers were given to me by my boyfriend.”
“Luo Zhiyu, are you taking Xiao Yan back?” Among the group of half-drunk people, there was only one sober Luo Zhiyu. Zhang Shu assigned this task to Luo Zhiyu, “Anyway, your two families live together.”
“I know, I know, we don’t live together, we just live close together, and I promise not to let him stay up at night.” Xiao Yan was half pressed on Luo Zhiyu’s shoulders, and Luo Zhiyu sighed melancholy, watching a group of The drunkard walked away and then said to Xiao Yan, “Stand still, if you keep pretending to be drunk I’ll leave you here.”
“Is this the attitude you should have towards your boyfriend?” Xiao Yan asked him lazily, “I seem to be a little drunk.”
He was somewhat drunk. After the group of people left just now, Xiao Yan’s pheromones pounced on Luo Zhiyu particularly fiercely, as if he couldn’t wait to confirm his ownership. When he was sober, the feeling of guilt would suppress Alha’s strong possessiveness, but when he was slightly drunk, the pheromones revealed Xiao Yan’s true intentions.
Xiao Yan wrapped his hands around his neck from behind and put his head on his shoulders. Someone on his eighteenth birthday wanted to have some different privileges than usual.
Although he knew clearly that this man was pretending to be drunk, Luo Zhiyu did not expose him again. The two of them conspired to confirm the fact that he was drunk.
“Taotao.” Xiao Yan buried his head in Luo Zhiyu’s neck.
“What did you call me?” Luo Zhiyu’s voice was trembling. He couldn’t tell whether it was because of the name or because someone pretending to be crazy while drinking lightly licked the glands on the back of his neck, and pressed his sharp canine teeth against it. around his neck.
Oga’s weakness fell into the opponent’s hands, and he didn’t know if the opponent would suddenly open his mouth and bite, but Luo Zhiyu didn’t even move.
Xiao Yan remembered this title that he accidentally heard during the last voice call.
“Brother.” Luo Zhiyu called Xiao Yan, “Taotao is something that only family members can call me. Do you want to become my family by calling me that? Do you want to be cicada or Taotao?”
“Then this is a multiple-choice question.” Xiao Yan made another change to the rules, “The answer is to select all.”
There are more and more homework and exams on the timeline. The countdown on the blackboard in the third year of high school is getting smaller and smaller day by day. The 3 on the hundreds digit gradually turns into 2 and then into 1. This year’s New Year is going by a bit hastily. However, Luo Zhiyu took advantage of the first day of the new year to sneak away to Xiao Yan’s house and pay New Year’s greetings to her boyfriend.
Xiao Yan left his parents early in the morning, and there was only him and a parrot at home.
The parrot was already very familiar with Luo Zhiyu. When they met, he would recite poems or praise Xiao Yan with his high school Chinese proficiency. However, Luo Zhiyu took him aside and taught him a lot.
The winter vacation of the senior year of high school is very short. School will start on the eighth day of the year. The atmosphere of the college entrance examination is getting stronger and stronger. There are still more than forty days before the college entrance examination. However, the countdown of class 3 (3) of high school has stopped at three digits because of the contract. Luo Zhiyu, who is counting down to the college entrance examination, quits.
Luo Zhiyu has been a little irritable recently. He attributed this irritability to a sense of crisis. This sense of crisis started on the day of Xiao Yan’s eighteenth birthday. He often ran upstairs and could often feel five The atmosphere of June graduation season.
In less than two months, Xiao Yan will graduate and his boyfriend will go to college.
Luo Zhiyu’s “long-distance relationship” one floor away was really going to turn into a long-distance relationship. Luo Zhiyu was worried for many days.
“I wish I had been born a year earlier.” Luo Zhiyu sighed as he lay on Xiao Yan’s desk, “I will go to college with you.”
“How about I re-study to accompany you.” Xiao Yan couldn’t stand it anymore and was seriously thinking about the possibility of repeating the grade. “I’m thinking about how to re-study. It seems a bit difficult.”
Fan Yue, who was using his mock test scores to calculate which school he could attend, felt like he had been hit hard.
“What are you thinking about?” Luo Zhiyu marked an Yes, my boyfriend must be the best in these years.”
“Have you decided to take the art exam?” Xiao Yan heard Luo Zhiyu mention it several times, but he was not surprised at all. “You seemed to be a little hesitant when you were a freshman in high school.”
Considering Luo Zhiyu’s performance in cultural classes and the expectations of his elders, choosing the art exam is really a bit rebellious.
“I’ve done all the more rebellious things.” Luo Zhiyu tapped Xiao Yan’s name tag with a pencil, “Am I still afraid of this?”
He tasted the sweetness of this rebellion.
In June, the classroom for the third year of high school suddenly became empty. Luo Zhiyu took advantage of the weekend to go to the alha dormitory building to help Xiao Yan move things. The dormitory was about to be emptied and people would no longer be restricted from entering. Luo Zhiyu moved a stool and sat at the door. He acted as an obstacle and watched Xiao Yan sort it out on his own.
“Give it back to me.” Tang Yuan was fighting with an orange cat for his little floral sheets.
Zhang Shu went to check out the four of them, and Fan Yue was called by the hostel to collect the four small refrigerators that had been confiscated in the past three years.
“You didn’t throw away my school uniform?” Luo Zhiyu saw a familiar red and white school uniform. It was the one that was scratched by a bush when he and Xiao Yan were fighting in the first year of high school. The school uniform was washed clean and stacked in Xiao Yan’s closet. “I thought it was gone long ago.”
“Okay.” Luo Zhiyu stood in front of the closet with a stool, and pretended to hold a vocabulary book in his hand, “Call me a little gangster every day, don’t go any further.”
“Go away, go away. If you don’t help, don’t cause trouble.” Xiao Yan moved Luo Zhiyu aside with a stool, rummaged a can of soda from the small refrigerator, and stuffed it into Luo Zhiyu’s hand.
Peach-flavored canned soda, Luo Zhiyu seemed to have thought of something and smiled the happiest smile today.
“I will find you.” U University is in this city, and Luo Zhiyu has figured out how to play.
Now that Xiao Yan is going to be a freshman, Luo Zhiyu feels that there is one thing he can look forward to.
The college entrance examination results of No. 1 Middle School are still leading in the city. Xiao Yan’s college entrance examination scores live up to expectations. The principal is busy accepting interviews and Director Wu is busy delivering good news.
“That’s great.” Director Wu wiped away the tears of emotion, “Xiao Yan has gone to college. You don’t have to worry about him fighting with Luo Zhiyu in the future.”
At this time, Director Wu believed that his nervous years could finally come to an end.
“It’s over.” Director Wu put a full stop on the moral education record book, “You don’t need to be nervous.”
All the classes that are so difficult that you stare at the minute hand of the clock will come to an end one day, and the endless evening self-study time will also come to an end one day. The graduation ceremony of the senior year of high school arranged a link that was not available in previous years, allowing the student representatives of the graduating class and the student representatives of the following class to send blessings to each other.
“On such an important day, you two won’t be yelling at each other on stage, right?” Before taking the stage, Director Wu nervously told the two outstanding student representatives, “Speak carefully, and we will go our separate ways from now on.”
“Don’t worry, Director, I will come back often in the future.” Xiao Yan comforted Director Wu, “We won’t go our separate ways.”
“Come here often.” Luo Zhiyu said.
Director Wu: “?”
With the attention of parents of all students in the school, Xiao Yan picked up the microphone on the podium: “I like No. 1 Middle School very much, I like everything here, the bushes, soda drinks, school uniforms and the path behind the teaching building…”
“Little Road” made the students in the audience burst into laughter.
“My favorite thing is the people here.” Xiao Yan kicked Luo Zhiyu’s calf under the table, “Please catch up with me as soon as possible, I’m not far ahead.”
“What, I am the student representative of this class who is about to enter the senior year of high school. We all know each other. Now I would like to send my blessings to the senior students who are about to leave school.” Luo Zhiyu took the microphone and kicked it back.
“May all your efforts and expectations bear fruit, and may your tomorrow be as you wish.”
The military training at U University started at the end of August and lasted for a month. Luo Zhiyu didn’t come on the day Xiao Yan reported in. Luo Zhiyu didn’t come when Xiao Yan checked into the dormitory. He didn’t reply to messages and called to say he was sleepy. Yan was disappointed for several days.
[Orange]: The fairy frowns jg
[Orange]: Did you agree to come to me?
[Cicada]: I’m in my senior year of high school and I’m busy studying. I’ll have to wait for two more days.
[Cicada]: Don’t be anxious.
Xiao Yan had a vague feeling that Luo Zhiyu was planning something big, but he couldn’t guess what bad intentions the little gangster had.
Until one noon at the end of August, the phalanx of Class 3 of the School of Economics and Management stood neatly beside the playground. Under the scorching sun and a temperature of more than 30 degrees, every freshman’s face was covered with sweat.
Military training in college is different from that in high school. It is much stricter and will not allow breaks easily. Everyone is silent, waiting for the moment when the dismissal bell rings.
The courtyard flag flew automatically without wind, white sneakers stepped on the steps, and someone sat down on the ground beside the courtyard flag.
The white and green senior year uniforms of No. 1 Middle School are particularly conspicuous among this group of freshmen in military training——
Luo Zhiyu followed the navigation system all the way to the playground, and finally found the phalanx of Xiao Yan’s class. He threw his heavy schoolbag on the ground, took out dozens of cans of soda from the bag, and finally took out Half a watermelon.
He placed them neatly on the steps, took pictures and posted them on WeChat Moments.
Xiao Yan: “…”
The crowd began to stir.
“Fuck? What the hell is this guy doing?”
“Where are these high school students from? Which school’s uniform is this? What are you doing? Soda, watermelon and ice cream, it’s definitely intentional!”
“This seems to be the senior year uniform of the city’s No. 1 Middle School.”
“Why are there high school students here?”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you’re so good-looking.”
“Go over there. Why did you choose our class? Does any of you know him?”
“That’s too much! Don’t you need to study in your senior year of high school?”
“You’re crying. It’s so wicked. Doesn’t it deserve a beating?”
“Quiet!” the instructor yelled, “You are already a college student, why are you still chattering?”
The phalanx became quiet and looked sadly at Luo Zhiyu, who was not far ahead.
Luo Zhiyu didn’t care, staring closely at Xiao Yan in the crowd, with a smirk on his face that he didn’t even bother to hide. He imitated the action that Xiao Yan had done before, and gently shook the peach soda in his hand at the crowd. Unzipped the buckle.