The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 67
Xiao Yan thought that Director Wu would at least express his joy at seeing the previous graduates running back so quickly. Unexpectedly, Director Wu still had a deep-rooted impression of them.
“What…” Xiao Yan said politely, “Director, I’m not here to fight with Luo Zhiyu.”
I came back to wait for my boyfriend to finish class.
Director Wu became even more vigilant: “It’s not allowed to quarrel. It’s not allowed. If you argue, you’ll get into a fight. Look, you climbed over the wall and came in. You even wore the uniform of No. 1 Middle School. It seems like your motives are impure.” ”
Xiao Yan: “?”
“You’re already in college, wouldn’t it be nice to meet some new friends?” The director said sincerely, “Stop thinking about Luo Zhiyu all the time. Stop staring at him.”
“That’s not possible.” Xiao Yan flatly refused.
My boyfriend is still in his senior year of high school here. How can I not miss him?
The director’s persuasion was to no avail. I was so anxious that my head hurt, and I was so worried that my hair almost fell out.
In Class 3 (Grade 3) of Senior High School, which was taking exams, someone heard the movement outside the window, turned around and glanced out the window, saw a familiar figure, and further thought of the WeChat Moments that Luo Zhiyu had posted a few days ago.
“Luo Zhiyu, run, someone is coming to beat you.” The front desk said in a low voice.
Luo Zhiyu, who had just stood up and was about to hand in the paper: “?”
After Luo Zhiyu handed in his test paper, he walked out of the classroom door of Class 3 and saw Xiao Yan waiting there, and Director Wu who looked worried next to him. He instantly understood what happened.
“Teacher, don’t worry.” Luo Zhiyu put his hands on Xiao Yan’s shoulders, “You have to look at us from a developmental perspective. I am no longer the Luo Zhiyu I used to be. I really don’t fight.”
“Don’t worry, director.” Xiao Yan waved his hand and pulled Luo Zhiyu towards the stairs, “Promise to return the complete Luo Zhiyu.”
“Who is that?” A freshman in high school wearing a red and white school uniform pointed at Xiao Yan and asked.
“Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan are campus legends in No. 1 Middle School.” said a sophomore in high school. “The pheromones have zero matching. They started fighting from the first day they entered school. They couldn’t separate each other even when they fought. Look, now One of them has graduated and wants to climb over the wall and come back to cause trouble.”
Luo Zhiyu: “…”
Compared with the public opinion environment here in No. 1 Middle School, Luo Zhiyu likes U University much more. After all, the zero matching degree of their pheromones has not spread in U University. Xiao Yan’s new friends all feel that the two of them are simply incomparable. suitable.
U University Campus Forum——
[Xiao Yan, the best freshman in this class, came to argue if he was not convinced. 】
1l: Senior sister found that all the freshmen in this class are very good-looking. I walked around the playground a few times with my friends. The handsome ones all asked their names. Xiao Yan from the School of Economics and Management, does anyone want to chase him?
2l: I’m convinced, Xiao Yan is really good. I’m also attracted by it and want to ask him about his personality and what hobbies he has.
3l: Don’t think about it. He and I are in the same class. Xiao Yan has a boyfriend. He was the high school OGA boy who came to the playground with ice watermelon and ice coke that day and ended up in our school newspaper. Xiao Yan said it himself, that is his boyfriend. friend.
4l: Yes, that’s my boyfriend that I’ve been dating since high school. He’s a very good-looking high school student. He’s now a senior in high school.
5l: With all due respect, his boyfriend is a bit of a dog (literally, I mean no harm).
6l: I suggest you don’t think about it. Looking at the two of them, they must have had temporary marks at some point.
7l: I heard the heartbreaking voices of a group of people, but I am from this city. I seem to have heard a rumor before that Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu from the city’s No. 1 Middle School have zero pheromone matching. I don’t know if that’s true. real.
8l: It’s a pity that I didn’t see him during the last military training. I want to see what his high school boyfriend looks like hahahaha.
9l: Just be busy with the college entrance examination, after all, you are in your third year of high school.
Xiao Yan bought an apartment near the school and lived on campus. He occasionally brought Luo Zhiyu from school on weekends. Luo Zhiyu did his homework while Xiao Yan demonstrated course projects on his laptop.
Luo Zhiyu was wearing his school uniform and lying on his desk doing homework, with the sporadic sound of keyboard in his ears.
This feeling is quite subtle. He is still a high school student, still writing papers that seem to be endless, and Xiao Yan has begun a different rhythm of life. Their love pattern has become that of a college student and a high school student. born.
Xiao Yan, a college student, was doing his homework with his game on and headphones on, writing and playing at the same time. Luo Zhiyu, a high school student, was listlessly doing calculations on his scratch paper.
Luo Zhiyu, a recent candidate, decided not to go out and fool around this weekend, but to study hard at Xiao Yan’s house.
“I know.” Xiao Yan closed the computer, “Are you free on Sunday?”
“What do you want to do?” Luo Zhiyu pushed the completed test paper over and asked Xiao Yan to check the accuracy for him. “You can be free or not, it depends on what you have in mind.”
“Take a class for me. I have extracurricular activities on Sunday, and the school has arranged the class to the weekend.” Xiao Yan came over with Luo Zhiyu’s test paper and circled the number of the last question with a pencil. Then he took out Luo Zhiyu’s right hand and gently tapped Luo Zhiyu’s palm with the eraser end of the pencil, “You must have read the number wrong, it’s a simple mistake.”
“Hey… yes.” When Luo Zhiyu was bored in class in the morning, he used a pencil to color the number 3 in the last question of the test paper into 8. When he was doing the questions in the evening, he used 8 to calculate it, and he figured it out. A series of incomprehensible numbers.
Luo Zhiyu changed the numbers and wrote down the answer process again, and then he remembered what Xiao Yan had just said in the first half of the sentence.
“Shall I teach you?” Luo Zhiyu asked, “You mean this, right?”
“Yes.” Xiao Yan took out another homework from Luo Zhiyu’s schoolbag and helped to check it, “In a big class with more than 200 people, the teacher doesn’t know any of the students. If my name is called, you should answer it.” Okay, the chance of getting clicked is very small.”
“Just paint the answer sheet.” Xiao Yan threw the homework back to Luo Zhiyu, enjoying the feeling of tutoring high school students in their homework, “Why do you have to paint the color so evenly? I think you painted the card It takes longer than answering the questions.”
Luo Zhiyu didn’t really need homework help, so Xiao Yan could only pick out some minor details to satisfy his feeling of bullying high school students.
“You are very promising, college student.” Luo Zhiyu grabbed Xiao Yan’s trouser leg with his backhand, “Let the college entrance examination students teach you to save face.”
Twenty minutes ago, Luo Zhiyu decided to study at home without going out.
“You have potential, let go.” Xiao Yan knocked down Luo Zhiyu’s hand.
The high school students still went to teach college students. On Sunday, Luo Zhiyu didn’t wear school uniform, borrowed Xiao Yan’s jacket, and swaggered into the university class.
The big class was great, no one knew anyone, so Luo Zhiyu pretended to be a college student and pretended to be happy.
“Hello.” Luo Zhiyu found a seat at the back of the classroom and greeted the classmates next to him warmly, “Which hospital are you from?”
“Ji…Ji Ruuan.” The classmate was flattered, “Are you a freshman? I am a sophomore here to retake public courses.”
[Cicada]: [Photo], Yanyan, has successfully sneaked into the destination and is performing a mission.
[Orange]; the fairy frownsjg
[Orange]: What did you call me?
[Cicada]: I am already familiar with the classmates around me. No one knows that I am an actor. You can go with ease.
[Orange]: Okay, it’s up to you. Just sit there and recharge, and do your homework.
[Cicada]: I just heard they said there seems to be a class assignment, so I’ll just write it for you.
[Orange]: OK.
Luo Zhiyu also posted this photo on WeChat Moments——
[Cicada]: [Photo], someone skipped class, and I reluctantly tried to experience college classes in advance.
[Location: U University Teaching Building 3]
[Luo Sixue] Comment: I thought you were not allowed to go home this weekend and went to the university town again. Angry jg, who are you helping in class? You are so active.
[Tang Yuan Hide and Seek] Comment: Shameless, he asked you to teach him a lesson.
[Fan Yue] Comments: …really pushing the envelope.
[Director Wu] Comment: Say you are tired, don’t fight.
[Got it] Reply to [Director Wu]: Oh, I’m sorry, Director, I forgot to block you.
The class bell rang, and the public class teacher walked into the large classroom and began to teach. The sophomore brother sitting on the right of Luo Zhiyu looked at the person on his left who should be a freshman, and took out a set of books from his schoolbag. The college entrance examination unified examination papers, start to do the questions.
Sophomore brother: “?”
“What are you…” The sophomore brother was confused.
“Oh…” Luo Zhiyu looked at the test paper under his hand, “I’m reminiscing about my high school life.”
In an office in the University Student Activity Center, Xiao Yan was chatting with someone.
“Don’t you have a class?” Qian Shuyu, Xiao Yan’s new friend from the School of Life Sciences, asked, “Aren’t you ready? Not many people came to the activity today, but you came to help.”
“Let my boyfriend go.” Xiao Yan opened the computer in the office and typed in a password. “He’s already in the classroom.”
“Just your little boyfriend who is in the senior year of high school?” Qian Shuyu smiled, “Okay, aren’t you afraid of delaying his college entrance examination?”
“We can’t delay him.” Xiao Yan shook his head. He and Luo Zhiyu had enough understanding.
“The relationship is so good. Last time I saw you bully someone into the corner of the teaching building.” Qian Shuyu said enviously, “Anyway, just ignore the rumors on the campus forum.”
“What rumors?”
“What about pheromone matching, zero matching, don’t pay attention to this group of people, the angle of acid is also strange.” Qian Shuyu closed the forum.
“It’s true. I’m not afraid of them saying it.” Xiao Yan had long been used to it. The pheromones said it was impossible for them. Now Luo Zhiyu, who was wearing his coat, was still helping him in his classroom with the smell of his pheromones.
“The test result is zero?” Qian Shuyu frowned, “That shouldn’t be the case. You two don’t seem to have a zero match at all. From personal experience, I have seen Alha and Oga with a match score of 113, and they were beaten to death in a fight. Knife, so don’t blame school for being nervous. Although it’s not absolutely true, sometimes low matching is the source of trouble. You and your high school boyfriend probably haven’t had this before, right?”
“…No.” The most brutal thing was to swing the broom twice, and all the fighting between Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan stopped at the level of the fourth grade of elementary school.
“You guys should take another test, a blood test, a premarital test, if the match is 0, you won’t push someone into a corner and kiss her like you did, and if the match is too low, you won’t be able to get a final mark.” Qian Yu Shu suggested.
In fact, he also took a blood test, but the result was still close to zero. Luo Zhiyu was dizzy from blood and needles, and Xiao Yan was unwilling to let him take another test.
“Wait until the college entrance examination is over. It doesn’t matter if you can’t measure the value. It won’t affect us.” Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu no longer care about pheromones.
In the classroom on the other side, the teacher taught most of the class and left the remaining time for the students to write homework. The homework papers were passed to the back row one by one. Luo Zhiyu wrote Xiao Yan’s name on the homework paper. .
“You are from the School of Economics and Management.” The brother next to him spoke again, “The exam for the School of Economics and Management is very difficult, and your score is very high. I see that you are not very old, junior, and you are quite capable.”
“That’s right.” Luo Zhiyu followed the memory of the occasional lecture and began to answer the questions, “‘I’ am very good. It’s not difficult actually. I just took the test and passed it.”
It feels quite new to use Xiao Yan’s name to brag about your boyfriend.
This complimentary statement was so rare that the brother who was retaking his sophomore year was obviously choked and did not dare to speak anymore.
“It’s not easy for you to come to class during the military training weekend.” The teacher on the podium spoke, “Let’s call your name.”
[Understood]: Yanyan, I called your name.
[Orange]: It’s okay, there are many people, it’s just a matter of probability, don’t be afraid.
[Cicada]: Okay, a question of probability.
“Xiao Yan?” The teacher held the list, “Is Xiao Yan here?”
Luo Zhiyu put down his pen and raised his hand from the back row: “Here, teacher, I am Xiao Yan.”
“Oh.” The teacher didn’t recognize Xiao Yan and continued to smoke, but the classroom exploded.
There are several classes in the public class, but there are students from Xiao Yan’s class in the classroom. Everyone in Xiao Yan’s class had seen Luo Zhiyu during the military training last week, and they were even impressed——
“Where’s Xiao Yan? Isn’t this his boyfriend?”
“The student union event has gone out, and you actually asked your high school student boyfriend to take over the class. It’s very sexy.”
“Keep your voice down, don’t embarrass us college students.”
Luo Zhiyu, who was concentrating on writing the question, received a series of glances. The sophomore classmate next to him finally realized belatedly that a high school student had sneaked into the classroom.
[Cicada]: Yanyan, your classmate seems to have discovered me.
[Orange]: It’s okay, we’re on our own.
[Cicada]: They keep staring at me, and I feel like my secret is about to be revealed.
[Cicada]: The people here are so nice, they all think we are real.
The phone vibrated again. After my sister saw Luo Zhiyu’s circle of friends, she finally couldn’t help but come over and ask——
[Luo Sixue]: I go to U University every day. What’s the point of U University?
[Cicada]: I have a boyfriend.
[Luo Sixue]: I knew you were in puppy love and didn’t even go home.
[Luo Sixue]: Send me a photo of your boyfriend, and I will help you identify whether he looks like a scumbag.
[Cicada]: Huh? Want photos?
[Cicada]: Now is not the time. Judging from the issues left over from history, it will trigger a battle between the two families.
[Luo Sixue]:?
[Luo Sixue]: Look, everyone in the family understands whether it is round or flat.
[Cicada]: Let me show you a picture of my boyfriend taking a bath.
[Luo Sixue]:?
[Cicada]: [Picture]
“What kind of boyfriend is he? He’s hiding it like this.” Sister Luo said, “As long as he’s not an enemy or a colleague, who will stop him?”
“That’s right.”
In Luo Zhiyu’s house, his parents, sister and brother nervously received a picture and opened it nervously——
The picture Luo Zhiyu sent was a plate of freshly washed oranges.
Chapter 68
Since Luo Zhiyu is now a senior in high school and has a busy study schedule and a lot of things on his mind, his parents and his sister all think that he might be a little rebellious.
The plate of oranges in the picture looks strangely fresh, but I don’t know why the picture Luo Zhiyu sent of her boyfriend out of the bath shows a plate of oranges.
Luo Sixue: “…” It’s really round.
She was politely nervous, and Luo Zhiyu showed her this.
I didn’t get any valuable information at all.
“It can’t be that we are friends.” Luo Yi dispelled everyone’s concerns, “My friends were bragging during the Chinese New Year that their little bastard had a boyfriend, and even started preparations for the wedding in the future. ”
“As long as Luo Zhiyu likes it.” My sister concluded, “It’s best not to interfere on our side. If he doesn’t want to say anything, he must have his own reasons, or he thinks it’s not time yet.”
“Okay, let’s wait until he thinks about it before giving us a surprise.”
The rebellious classmate Luo Zhiyu didn’t wait for a reply for a long time, and even sent “boyfriend changing clothes picture”, “boyfriend’s home” and “angry boyfriend”.
[Luo Sixue]: I won’t disturb you anymore, just go and play.
[Luo Sixue]: You should make your own decisions about emotional matters. Anyway, you won’t be interested in finding a marriage partner for you in the future.
[Luo Sixue]: We support you unconditionally. Just go and have fun, as long as you are happy.
[Cicada]: Happy. Remember https://m in one second. qqwmx. com
Luo Zhiyu saw the “us” in the chat history and took a screenshot for emergencies.
Homework in public classes is not difficult. The previous lecturer basically mentioned it. Luo Zhiyu ended the chat with his sister and continued to fool Xiao Yan’s classwork.
[Cicada}: [Photo], does this count as me doing your homework for you?
[Cicada]: Are you here? IOU? Understand?
[Orange]: This doesn’t count. You just help me with a lesson, and that’s just a small contribution.
[Orange]: Fairy frowns.jpg, write the homework words more neatly, look at you, except for your boyfriend’s name, you can’t recognize any other words.
[Cicada]: Yanyan, you are quite picky.
[Orange]: IOU cannot be counted, the difficulty is not equal.
[Cicada]: That’s true. I won’t take advantage of you in vain. Please give me an assignment of equal difficulty next time. Any assignment will do.
[Orange]: OK.
[Orange]: I’m almost finished here, I’ll come downstairs to pick you up.
When get out of class was over, the teacher walked out of the classroom with her bag on her back. The classroom was noisy. Dozens of people turned around and surrounded Luo Zhiyu in the center.
Luo Zhiyu: “…”
“What’s your brother’s name?” asked the little girl from Xiao Yan’s class.
“Luo Zhiyu.”
“The name is nice, and the person is handsome and good-looking.” Chirping, “He looks even better than in the photo.”
“I heard from Xiao Yan that your grades are very good. Will you be admitted to our school next year?” Someone else asked, “I will ask your boyfriend to pick you up at the school gate then.”
“Take the test.” Luo Zhiyu nodded, “I like U University very much. I will run here when I have time.”
“You have such a good relationship, and you even come to teach him.” A classmate said enviously, “My boyfriend is in college, and I asked him to give me a class and put various conditions.”
“It should be true.” Luo Zhiyu was a little overwhelmed by the praise.
These people believed whatever he said. Luo Zhiyu didn’t want to leave and wanted to chat with Xiao Yan’s friends for a while longer.
