The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 72
IOU (uppercase and bold)
[On x, month x, year x, Xiao Yan from Grade 2 (3) class helped Luo Zhiyu from Grade 1 (3) class make up homework once. Luo Zhiyu owed Xiao Yan a favor. When necessary, Xiao Yan had the right to use reasonable means way to collect debt. ]
[Promisor Luo Zhiyu]
[Supervisor Xiao Yan]
“Brother, can you please give me some face? I just finished the college entrance examination.” Luo Zhiyu was lying next to the keyboard, unwilling to move at all, “Now you are here to collect debts? And you have kept this IOU very well.”
“I gave you exams in those days and didn’t bother to do your homework. You wrote the IOU yourself. I have the right to collect the debt.” Xiao Yan took out the textbook from his schoolbag and confidently stuffed it into Luo Zhiyu’s hands. “It’s not difficult. The knowledge points are all in the textbook. You can learn it by just flipping through the book.”
“And a certain person who just finished the college entrance examination is really idle. He plays games and socializes. He hasn’t stopped for a moment since the afternoon.” Xiao Yan took the mobile phone from Luo Zhiyu’s hand, “I’m jealous .”
The university physiology class homework was completed on the computer. This time, Luo Zhiyu’s ugly handwriting was no longer an excuse. In desperation, he could only sit at the computer desk and type the answers into the document.
“I’m terrible in this class, so you can rest assured.” Luo Zhiyu began to review the questions, “Aren’t you afraid that you won’t get the usual score, student top student?”
“You write first.” Xiao Yan was handling other homework at the table, “Don’t worry, if you don’t know how, just tell me, or ask me. As long as you can hand in the homework at the end of the semester, and you just previewed it in advance This is a course that everyone needs to learn anyway.”
“Okay.” Luo Zhiyu clicked on the game on the computer.
“Luo Zhiyu.” Xiao Yan called his name.
Luo Zhiyu: “Arrived.”
“Change your attitude.” Xiao Yan knocked on the table, “This is to pay off a debt, not to help out of kindness. I will come over and check each question one by one later.”
Luo Zhiyu: “…”
His intuition told him that the two situations “He doesn’t know how, so Xiao Yan teaches him” and “Xiao Yan teaches him after checking the mistakes” will trigger the same result. After all, Xiao Yan had a criminal record.
“Are you still distracted?” Xiao Yan looked at him.
“I’m thinking.” Luo Zhiyu kicked Xiao Yan next to him, but Xiao Yan grabbed his ankle, pulled it lightly, fell to the computer chair, and began to express his dissatisfaction in a gibbering voice, “Still Hello high school students, after I pass the exam I will have no status in this family.”
The word “home” made Xiao Yan feel happy, and he let go of Luo Zhiyu.
[Faller]: Five rows?
[Cicada]: Let’s go and play, I don’t have time.
[Faller]: What are you busy with? I just graduated and it’s time to play.
[Cicada]: Help my boyfriend with his homework.
[Fencer]: So serious?
[Cicada]: Can’t you? You’re staring at me from the side.
[Faller]: Speaking of which, you went to your boyfriend’s place.
[Faller]: I remember you said you were in a long-distance relationship, so are you out of town now?
Luo Zhiyu: “?”
There has never been a “foreign location” from the beginning.
[Wallwriter]: Speaking of which, Xiao Latiao recently broke up with his boyfriend, saying that their grades are not at the same level. After the college entrance examination results come out, they will definitely have a long-distance relationship, in another province or something.
[Fencer}: I said that’s okay, Zhiyu is also in a different place.
[Cicada]: No, no, no, I have no reference value.
[Fall Grass]:?
Luo Zhiyu declined Jing Ximing’s game invitation and opened Xiao Yan’s textbook. The book was still new and there was no name written on the title page. Luo Zhiyu picked up his pen and wrote it slowly and neatly in thin gold style. The boyfriend’s name and Xiao Yan’s student number were also filled in.
The short answer questions were too difficult, so Luo Zhiyu wrote familiar analysis questions first.
[Analysis questions]
1. Student alha said that there were student union activities and she was unwilling to write the physiology class homework, so she asked classmate oga to help her write it. (√)
Reason: It should be.
2. Pheromones can deepen the connection between alha and oga. (x)
Reason: Too shallow!
3. The matching degree of pheromone needs to be tested by pheromone test paper. (x)
Reason: Premarital examination and genetic testing are also available.
4. Alphas in the susceptible period are very clingy, so you need to pay more attention to them, otherwise they will feel lonely. (x)
Reasons: I don’t feel clingy, I don’t notice loneliness, but it’s true that I have a bad temper, and I can easily turn into a green-skinned orange, and my bite is very painful.
5. The final mark cannot be made lightly. Protective measures must be taken and decisions should not be made lightly. (??)
Luo Zhiyu is not worried about the final mark. Jing Ximing said that if the pheromone matching degree is too low, the final mark cannot be completed.
After all, I don’t know why, but the pheromones said it was impossible for the two of them.
And the two of them happened to have a rebellious love.
Xiao Yan was discussing with Qian Shuyu about retesting the pheromone matching degree, and Qian Shuyu seemed to have some understanding of this aspect.
[Qian Shuyu]: Are you accompanying your little boyfriend after his college entrance examination?
[Orange]: Teach him something, otherwise he won’t be willing to learn.
[Orange]: Taotao has a very clear purpose in doing things. He is not willing to learn anything if he cannot see the benefits in the short term, and he has not experienced the benefits yet.
[Qian Shuyu]: …As a beta, after meeting you, I ate a lot of dog food.
[Qian Shuyu]: Hey, let’s get down to business. I think it’s strange. You guys don’t seem to have zero compatibility. Zero compatibility is not what you are like.
[Orange]: We are not the first case of zero matching. It seems that there was one more than 150 years ago.
[Qian Shuyu]: Wait a minute, let me ask the teacher.
“The first four questions were wrong, and they were written blindly. Did you write the questions with your feet?” Xiao Yan appeared behind Luo Zhiyu at some point, raised his hand and knocked on Luo Zhiyu’s head, “Zhi Now, do you want me to retake the class with you next year if I fail the course?”
Luo Zhiyu: “?”
Answer the question with true feelings, why is it wrong? This question is too hypocritical.
“Okay, I forgot again, let me switch to the perspective of ordinary Ao.” Luo Zhiyu deleted a few answers.
“Do you want to take a physiology class with your boyfriend?” Xiao Yan’s fingertips stopped on his lips and rubbed them twice, “Take your boyfriend’s temporary mark. If you don’t know how, I’ll tell you after class.”
“I don’t want to.” Luo Zhiyu refused, “You don’t have good intentions.”
The little hooligan has grown up, is more cunning than before, can see through problems at a glance, and is not as easy to bully as before.
Xiao Yan, who had always been ahead in grades, really wanted to pass the exam at this time.
[Qian Shuyu]: I found it. There were actually records in our college for those two people with zero matching scores more than 150 years ago. Those two people later immigrated, so the outside data may not have tracked it, but our college once had a dean with them. We have maintained contact for many years, so we recorded the data, but did not make it public.
[tangerine]:? How to say? Fairy frownjg
[Qian Shuyu]: There is still a 90 degree match. At that time, the blood test could not detect it, and the alpha is an orange-flavored pheromone. The orange-flavoured number 06 is a high-end pheromone, which is different from other oranges. .
[Qian Shuyu]: High-end oranges, taste better than ordinary oranges, can be sweet or sour.
Xiao Yan: “?”
He remembered that Luo Zhiyu had scolded him as a green-skinned orange, but he didn’t have any obvious feelings about it.
[Qian Shuyu]: It’s just that now we emphasize the equality of pheromones. No one mentioned the serial number more than two hundred years ago, and few people will read the serial number on the test sheet. After all, most people think that the serial number is just a number, but in fact There is still a little difference.
[Qian Shuyu]: We have teachers here who are engaged in research in this area. They call pheromones with numbers within 10 as excellent. However, this statement will be criticized by some people, but here it actually has only academic significance, not praise. Mathematical formulas are “beautiful” and have no other meaning (desire to survive).
[tangerine]:! ! !
[Orange]: Me02.
[Qian Shuyu]: So high, it’s so outstanding.
[Qian Shuyu]: The teacher said that two high-level people may not be able to detect it when they meet together, but this situation is so rare that the outside world basically doesn’t pay attention. No blood test is needed. I remember you said that your boyfriend fainted from injections, so test strips are enough. Go for it when you are in a susceptible period.
[Qian Shuyu]: The latest test strips just came out this year. Our teachers are very interested in you and have called you to make an appointment. When you arrive…
[Orange]: I will be susceptible tomorrow!
[Qian Shuyu]:……
[Qian Shuyu]: The high level is amazing.
Luo Zhiyu spent the whole night flipping through Xiao Yan’s textbook. He was so sleepy that he couldn’t open his eyes. He washed up in a daze and occupied the entire bed with his eyes half closed. When he woke up early the next morning, the oranges next to him turned green. .
Luo Zhiyu: “?”
Luo Zhiyu: “???”
Luo Zhiyu, who was still in a dazed state, was pushed into the car, drove all the way to the central hospital, and lined up for the test.
“Do you still remember the number given on your previous pheromone test sheet?” Qingpi Orange asked.
“Ah?” Luo Zhiyu still remembers, “01, that number is meaningful? Doesn’t everyone’s test sheet always have 01? I thought that was the order of the testing machine.”
Xiao Yan: “…”
“The excellent you deserve to know the excellent me.”
The joke between the two people at the opening ceremony that year actually came true here.
“What’s wrong?” Luo Zhiyu asked, “Is there anything wrong?”
Alha in the susceptible period needs more care. This is the knowledge point that Luo Zhiyu just consolidated yesterday.
Luo Zhiyu pressed the pheromone blocking spray on the green-skinned orange a few times. The green tea flavor could block the strong orange smell during the susceptible period.
Xiao Yan shook his head and suppressed the words he was about to say.
Without pheromones, he also likes Luo Zhiyu, and Luo Zhiyu also likes him. The high school years that just passed can be said to be without regrets.
There is no need to worry about gains and losses. Re-testing is just to get an answer.
That’s all.
Luo Zhiyu leaned on the railing on the second floor and discussed the issue of long-distance relationship with Jing Ximing.
[Jing Ximing]: Oh my god, it’s so difficult for me. Are long-distance relationships so life-and-death?
[Jing Ximing]: Xiao La Tiao chatted with me all night.
[Jing Ximing]: I have a headache. I went to the hospital for a checkup. I just arrived at the Central Hospital and made an appointment online.
[Cicada]: Poor wallflower.
[Jing Ximing]: You said you were at your boyfriend’s place, not in city x, so I didn’t let you accompany me.
[Cicada]: Actually, I…
Jing Ximing and Luo Zhiyu met unexpectedly when they first entered the hospital lobby.
Jing Ximing: “?” Someone who said he was in a long-distance relationship with his boyfriend was leaning on Xiao Yan’s shoulder and scrolling through his phone happily.
Luo Zhiyu patted Jing Ximing on the shoulder, “What a coincidence.”
“What are you two doing?” Jing Ximing felt his head hurt even more when he saw these two acquaintances in the hospital, “The college entrance examination scores will be announced tomorrow. Although your scores in the art test are high, cultural classes are not a problem for you. But you should be nervous.”
“I’m nervous,” Luo Zhiyu said, “I posted on WeChat Moments that day saying I didn’t feel like I was performing well, but they all called me a bitch.”
Jing Ximing: “…”
“Brother Yan, come here and test the pheromone matching for fun.” Luo Zhiyu said truthfully, “We have known each other for so many years. We both care about face and are not willing to get zero points.”
“You’re right.” The wallflower clenched his fist, “Are you confident this time?”
“Yes.” Luo Zhiyu clenched his fist.
“I can probably take the test this time. Bah, how many can I take?” The wallflower clenched his fist.
“The requirements are not high, I just want a passing grade.”