The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 75
“Cicada” withdrew a message.
[Luo Sixue]: Smiley face jg, sister hasn’t had time to look at it yet, why are you withdrawing it.
[Cicada]: It’s no big deal, I’m just waiting to check the score.
[Cicada]: The college entrance examination score is the most important.
“Is there anyone like you?” Xiao Yan, who urged Luo Zhiyu to withdraw the news, breathed a sigh of relief, “You still want to give a preview of such a big thing?”
“But I don’t know where to put it without asking.” Luo Zhiyu really didn’t know.
“I’m just asking in an insinuating way, trying to trick your sister.” Xiao Yan said, “Let’s talk about it later. Let’s pretend that nothing happened. Don’t go back today. I’ll go home and get it first.”
“Are you okay?” Luo Zhiyu looked through the chat history just now, “My sister said she didn’t have time to read it yet.”
“I don’t believe it.” Xiao Yan shook his head.
Luo Zhiyu’s house was originally empty, but after Luo Sixue called, everyone came back, and there were three blue cats blocking the door.
“Why aren’t you back yet?” Luo Sixue looked at the time repeatedly.
Luo Zhiyu’s father glanced at the clock nervously and continued to wait.
On the coffee table in the living room is the family’s household registration book. I have the bait and am waiting to fish.
But the fish didn’t come back.
“It’s so strange. I really saw it. I didn’t dream.” My sister wiped her sweat guiltily, “What was Luo Zhiyu thinking?”
“What kind of thing are we talking about? Do you need to come back to steal the household registration book?”
In the afternoon, the college entrance examination results inquiry channel was opened, and Director Wu took the lead in calling their home to report the good news.
“You did really well in the exam. It brought glory to our No. 1 Middle School. The School of Fine Arts at U University is definitely fine. This child’s grades can definitely match those of the School of Economics and Management and the School of Computer Science and Technology. However, we still respect Luo Zhiyu’s own choice.” Director Wu sighed, “I can finally feel relieved.”
“From now on, I won’t be able to control Luo Zhiyu if he’s not in No. 1 Middle School. Please keep an eye on your family. He and Xiao Yan are both at U University. Make sure they keep some distance between them. In fact, they are both quite sensible. They can fight well now.” It’s also less, but the pheromone matching degree is there, so be careful.”
“Okay, director, thank you for your concern.” Luo Sixue said on the phone, “Luo Zhiyu is busy dating, and he doesn’t have time to go back home. He has no time to fight with his enemies and children.”
“That’s good, that’s good.” Director Wu reassured, “Then I’m looking forward to seeing him at the high school graduation ceremony.”
When Xiao Yan came home in the evening, his parents were chatting——
“I saw the Luo family rushing back today.”
“I also saw it. The rumor was that his youngest son said hello and said he wanted to go home and steal the household registration book.”
“So rebellious?!” Xiao Yu was shocked, “But it was so sudden. His Luo Zhiyu and a wild boy from nowhere got together, and they were thinking of getting engaged.”
“But you can just ask your family for the household registration book. Why do you want to take it secretly? What kind of person are you talking about? Is he ugly or has a bad character?”
“Anyway, it’s definitely the kind that my family won’t agree with once they see it.”
“It’s great to have friends from far away.” Brother Parrot greeted Xiao Yan who had just walked in and was about to go out again.
“I’m going to school.” Xiao Yan changed his shoes, closed the door and went out, “I have classes tomorrow. I’ve been quite busy lately with a lot of classes.”
Xiao Yan’s father: “Yeah.”
Xiao Yan’s mother: “Yeah.”
The door to the house is closed.
“Let’s meet Xiao Yan’s little boyfriend someday, otherwise the etiquette will be difficult.” Xiao Yu suggested, “It’s just that Xiao Yan doesn’t seem to be happy.”
Xiao Yan’s mother: “You can consider getting engaged first and contact the other party’s parents. I’ll find where my household registration book is.”
after an hour–
“Where is our household registration book?”
“Didn’t you put it there??”
The third day after submitting your application for the college entrance examination was the graduation ceremony held for senior high school students in the municipal No. 1 middle school. A period of chaos came to an end after the college entrance examination. The faces of the students who came to attend the graduation ceremony looked more or less idle.
“Did you pass?” Jing Ximing still remembered what happened that day and asked Luo Zhiyu as soon as they met, “Have you been staying together recently for the sake of matching? You have a lot of Brother Yan’s pheromones on you.”
Jing Ximing didn’t quite understand what happened to these two people. He simply thought it was a bit strange.
“It’s okay.” Luo Zhiyu was very modest.
He has always been overly modest when it comes to scores and results. When asked, he would just say “average”, “okay” and “I didn’t use my full strength this time”. Others would not believe it, but the outsiders would.
“My condolences.” Jing Ximing put his arm around his roommate’s shoulders, “Just try your best.”
“Why are you here again?” The director stared at Xiao Yan, who appeared in the first row of the auditorium, “You want to come to see the graduation ceremony of your bitter rival?”
“Looking for my middle school memories.” Xiao Yan used the same reason, “Don’t worry, director, I won’t be here next year, but we will come back occasionally.”
“You?” Director Wu was confused.
The graduation ceremony was attended by freshmen and sophomores in high school, and the auditorium was full of students. Luo Zhiyu was sitting on the stage and saw Xiao Yan in the audience. He remembered that in the early autumn three years ago, he and Xiao Yan, whom he had known since childhood, met again because of their excellence.
Behind Luo Zhiyu, the outstanding graduating student representative, was a speech prepared in advance.
“Excellent Students Sharing Learning Experience”
The title on the first t is this.
but–
“I see there are not many parents here today.” The student representative began to speak, “Instead of sharing learning experiences, let’s talk about something our students like to hear.”
There was a roar of applause from the audience, with a few social-flavored “Brother Luo” mixed in.
Director Wu: “???”
“Forget it, let them make trouble.” Director Xu and the vice principal, who have always been serious, seemed to have expected that Luo Zhiyu would not speak honestly, “This is the only time in three years.”
“I personally keep a low profile…” As soon as Luo Zhiyu started speaking, there were boos from below.
“Okay, I’m not low-key.” Luo Zhiyu also admitted, “I am conceited and like to pretend to be humble. After exams, I like to correct the answers. I also like to find people to yell at for not doing well in the exam.”
“Is he?” someone next to him asked Xiao Yan.
“Yes.” Only Xiao Yan could enjoy it, others would have gone crazy.
Luo Zhiyu, who was on the stage, waited for the cheers to end and continued: “My study experience may not be suitable for everyone. I played crazy during the day and studied crazy at night. In the end, I tried every means to slip out of the art exam. I can’t be considered a standard.” A good student, and I’m still in love as a puppy.”
Yan Zihan: “?”
All members of the third class: “?”
Director and principal: “?”
“Who did he have a puppy love with?” Director Wu asked Xiao Yan next to him, “Why haven’t I seen it before?”
Xiao Yan gave the teachers an innocent smile: “Heh.”
“Brother Yan was laughing so weirdly.” Someone poked Yan Zihan.
Luo Zhiyu finished modestly, a little offended by the public, and started to go through the graduation ceremony seriously: “Thank you to the principal and teachers for their cultivation in the past three years, thank you to the two directors for their care, thank you to the dormitory aunt for taking good care of the pot, thank you for accompanying us A dozen orange cats in three years.”
“Thank you, Director Wu, for persuading me to fight. Thank you, my old classmate, for watching every evening self-study session.”
“Thank you to my roommates and classmates. Many of the people I met in high school will become lifelong friends. We have scolded the No. 1 Middle School uniform so many times. Today is the last time I wear it, and I am still a little reluctant to part with it.”
From now on, the uniforms of No. 1 Middle School will become part of the memory of this generation along with the plants and trees of the school.
“Finally, let me thank one more person.”
“Because of him, I have a sense of collective honor, and because of him, I am full of expectations for every stage. I keep moving forward, chasing his footsteps.”
“Maybe the person he has to thank now is his puppy love.” Yan Zihan pricked up his ears, “It’s so well hidden. Why haven’t I mentioned it before?”
“I’m really curious. After Luo Zhiyu rejected so many people, who did he fall in love with in the end?”
“I’ve heard that it’s a long-distance relationship.” Jing Ximing said, “We probably don’t know each other.”
The auditorium became quiet, everyone was waiting for what Luo Zhiyu was going to say next.
“When he was a freshman in high school, he ate melon in front of our class’s military training square, and I chased him for three or four streets with a broom…”
“Don’t worry, everyone, every cause must have its consequences. I avenged this revenge, just last summer vacation.”
“I borrowed his school uniform, borrowed his quilt, and even dragged him into the water and got deducted points from my evaluation…”
“I’m not talking about my boyfriend.” Yan Zihan said disappointedly, “After graduation, don’t forget to thank your old rival.”
“Oh, Xiao Yan.”
“It’s gone, it’s gone.” Someone said, “I still need to bring it out to mention after the graduation ceremony.”
“Sit down, everyone.” Luo Zhiyu, who was on the stage, saw the restlessness of the group and said, “Put your cell phones away.”
“What I want to say is that when we were in our sophomore year of high school, we went out to participate in an English competition. There were not enough rooms, so everyone asked us to live together because our pheromone match was close to zero.”
“but……”
Luo Zhiyu hit the space bar on the computer and turned to the second page.
“Good news to the teachers. We are still as good as ever. Whether it is the college entrance examination scores or the pheromone matching, we will not embarrass the school.”
There was nothing behind Luo Zhiyu’s home page, only a black and white pheromone matching diagnostic sheet.
Luo Zhiyu, Xiao Yan
Pheromone matching degree: 99999
Love possibility: 99999
Jing Ximing: “???”
Is this okay?
He shouldn’t believe Luo Zhiyu’s lies.
“What the hell?” Yan Zihan was dumbfounded, “It’s true.”
In the auditorium, the commotion was mixed with several “f*ck” and “f*ck” sounds, as well as many modal particles used to express disbelief.
“Why is it so high?”
“OMG, an ideal match??”
The lid of the tea cup in Director Wu’s hand fell to the ground with a clang and rolled several times.
“Director.” Xiao Yan, who was sitting in the front row, said with regret, “You probably owe us one time to report criticism.”
