The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 76
Director Wu: “…”
Director Xu: “?”
Principals and teachers who think they have successfully completed moral education work countless times: “…”
Teacher Song who arrested people in the woods on Wutong Road: “…”
The new test form of the Central Hospital clearly appeared on the display screen, and the date of the test result was the day when the college entrance examination scores were released.
“When did it happen?” the director asked, “It was indeed a fight at the beginning. I read that right. Luo Zhiyu is so fierce that he will fill you with soda.”
“It was a real fight at the beginning. I usually provoked him. As for when the puppy love started, it was quite early. At that time, Luo Zhiyu was still wearing a red uniform, and I was a sophomore in high school in a blue uniform.” Xiao Yan, a college student, added, ” I chased him.”
“…”
A circle of teachers were itching to hear this, but there was nothing they could do. These two students had graduated from No. 1 Middle School and the school had no control over them.
Xiao Yan was right. The school did owe them two notifications of criticism.
“So when we went out to compete that time…”
“I made him angry. Luo Zhiyu was having a one-sided cold war that day, but it’s okay. Thank you to all the competition teachers for giving us a chance to reconcile.” Xiao Yan thanked him seriously.
Director Wu: “…”
Therefore, Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu in the grove at night did not need to break up the fight, and Luo Zhiyu, who always ran upstairs after class, was not looking for trouble.
Xiao Yan waited downstairs in the OGA dormitory every morning not to find trouble, but to wait for Luo Zhiyu to attend class together.
The friendship that two people occasionally show is puppy love, and the small conflicts in peaceful puppy love that they occasionally show are.
And Xiao Yan, who frequently climbed over the wall after graduation and often came back to visit, did not come to fight with Luo Zhiyu.
“I was… nervous and in the wrong direction.” The director sighed.
“It’s okay.” Xiao Yan said, “We are miserable. We get along normally and don’t hide at all. As a result, no one except the classmates from U University thinks we are real.”
“That’s what I want to say.” Luo Zhiyu said, “Everyone is tired of hearing about studying hard. I think this result is more interesting to you.”
“In short, may all your efforts and expectations bear fruit, and may your tomorrow be as you wish.”
This was the wish Xiao Yan left at this place at the same time last year. Luo Zhiyu caught it and sent it to the future.
Luo Zhiyu, who was speaking on the stage, put away his computer, expressed his blessings to the next two college entrance examination students, and left with his laptop, regardless of how much of a sensation his words had caused.
The first one to catch puppy love was so strict, but now there are two fish that slipped through the net.
Fish that have slipped through the net are often jumping around under their noses, almost saying “come and catch me”, but in the end they are still selectively ignored.
You really can’t blame the fish for being clever, it’s because there are pitfalls in the fishing net.
“What happened to the previous results?” The teachers stopped him and asked.
“It was not a miscalculation before.” Xiao Yan explained, “The problem lies with us, we are special.”
“It seems that both of us are high-level pheromones, and the matching degree cannot be measured by conventional testing methods unless it is in a special stage.” Luo Zhiyu sat down in the empty seat next to Xiao Yan, “By the way, thank you, director, for these two years. Cover for us.”
Director Wu was halfway through drinking tea to calm down his shock when he choked on the words Luo Zhiyu threw at him. He coughed for a long time without being able to utter a complete sentence.
This is the truth, but this child spoke too directly, leaving no steps.
“I’m convinced, you guys are really good at it.” Jing Ximing, who was sitting in the second row, almost said to himself, “How come I didn’t expect a long-distance relationship just one floor away and a few streets away.”
“Oh my God, Ah Cao still remembers Xiao Yan’s birthday, Truth and Dare, Luo Zhiyu was telling the truth.” Yan Zihan was about to cry, “Why doesn’t anyone believe it?”
“You take the lead and don’t believe me, I remember you Xiao La Tiao.” Luo Zhiyu turned around, “You still despise me with your low-profile and big adventure.”
Yan Zihan: “…”
Circle of friends–
[Faller]: Today is the high school graduation ceremony. Let me give some surprises to my friends who have graduated from list 1. [Photo of test sheet]
[Fan Yue] Comment: I’ll go! It’s an ideal match. Xiao Yan said at the time that he should despise pheromones. The picture is still in front of me. It’s true that hard work can make up for failure! qaq
[Tang Yuan Hide and Seek] Comment: …I may not wake up, I will go to sleep again, and I will come over and take a look when I wake up.
[Zhang Shu is not Mochi] Comment:? ? ? If it’s true or not, then send it to Director Wu for a look. Hahahahahaha. I’m afraid the director is going crazy.
[Director Wu] replied [Zhang Shu is not mochi]: smile jg
The latest pheromone matching between the two people quickly spread throughout the school, and the teachers all chatted about it in the group——
[Mathematics Teacher Zhang]: I was deeply impressed by Luo Zhiyu. On the first day I went to Class 3, he wore Xiao Yan’s school uniform and told me that he was Xiao Yan. Later I heard about their pheromone matching, I thought they had a really bad relationship, but I didn’t expect that.
[Physiology teacher Xu]: What happened?
[Physiology teacher Xu]: I’ll go take a look…
[Physiology teacher Xu]: …Oh my God.
[Teacher Li]: We tried to persuade the fight as if it were real…
The graduation ceremony ended, but the people in the auditorium did not disperse for a long time. Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu were surrounded by a group of teachers, asking about the matching of pheromones.
[Fall Grass]: Come here, come here.
[Cicada]: Here we come.
Xiao Yan continued to answer everything, and Luo Zhiyu went to find Jing Ximing.
Jing Ximing mysteriously pulled Luo Zhiyu to a deserted corner of the auditorium, as if he wanted to whisper.
“I felt that the smell of pheromones on your body was different this morning.” Jing Ximing and Luo Zhiyu have been roommates for three years in high school, and they know Luo Zhiyu’s pheromones better than others. “What did you do?”
Jing Ximing: “Don’t tell me you didn’t do anything. I don’t believe it. I’m no longer the faggot I used to be.”
“Hey.” Luo Zhiyu patted his roommate on the shoulder, “You guys who were blinded by pheromones, you didn’t believe anything I said at first, what about now?”
“I regret it.” Jing Ximing answered, “To what extent have you reached this point?”
“What do you think?” Luo Zhiyu spread his hands, “The raw rice has been cooked into rice porridge.”
Jing Ximing: “…”
“Rice porridge…then what are you going to do next?” Jing Ximing took a few steps back and forth to analyze the current situation, “I remember that the relationship between your two families is not good, and you are both very famous in the industry.”
“I don’t know.” This historical issue also gave Luo Zhiyu a headache. “Let’s take it one step at a time. I’ll get the household registration book first.”
Jing Ximing: “…”
For three years, they were deaf and blind and deliberately ignored it. The two of them relied on their own efforts and were almost at the stage of getting engaged.
So inspiring.
Luo Zhiyu has been thinking about the household registration book for a long time, but there are always people at home recently, and he really can’t find any suitable opportunities. He continued to live and eat at Xiao Yan’s house, and occasionally went to class with Xiao Yan, and recognized all his classmates.
[Luo Sixue]: There’s a dinner party tonight. Why don’t you go home and meet someone?
[Cicada]: Okay.
[Luo Sixue]: Do you want your college boyfriend to come over and let’s meet?
[Cicada]: No need, he’s busy studying.
[Luo Sixue]: Xiao Yan seems to be here, you two are not allowed to fight.
[Cicada]:……
[Cicada]: We really don’t fight, no matter how old we are, we still fight.
“Are you going too?” Luo Zhiyu pushed his phone to Xiao Yan next to him.
“Go ahead, you haven’t informed me yet.” Xiao Yan lowered his head and took notes, “I’ll drive when get out of class is over and we’ll go there together.”
“Let’s leave early.” Luo Zhiyu had a plan in mind, “No one is home tonight, it’s up to me.”
Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu took the elevator upstairs from the hotel’s basement and met Luo Sixue who had just arrived. The Luo family sister was wearing a dinner dress and high heels and was stunned at the elevator door.
“Why are you two here together?” Sister Luo was a little confused.
“By the way.” The two people said at the same time.
Sister Luo: “?” How could it go smoothly? I can’t figure it out.
Luo Zhiyu, who has graduated, did not bring homework to do this time. He brought headphones and teamed up with Xiao Yan to play games. Occasionally, when someone came over, the two of them would get up and say hello.
“They are very harmonious today.” Luo Sixue said accidentally.
“Maybe it was useful to let them get along well last time.” Luo Zhiyu’s father said, “There is no need to put the matters between the elders on the younger ones.”
“Yeah.” Luo Sixue was a little absent-minded.
Her college senior just came to teach at No. 1 Middle School in the city after graduation. She hadn’t contacted her for a long time, but today she invited her to eat a piece of melon.
[Ling Weiqian]: Xuexue, is Luo Zhiyu your brother? I remember you mentioned it once before.
[Luo Sixue]:? yes!
[Luo Sixue]: What did my brother do again? !
[Ling Weixi]: Nothing to do, today is the graduation ceremony, and then I saw a pheromone matching test sheet.
[Ling Weiqian]: [Photo of test sheet]
[Ling Weiqian]: A perfect match in a theoretical sense, Brother Luo is so good.
[Luo Sixue]: Who? ? ?
[Luo Sixue]: Xiao Yan? !
[Luo Sixue]: No, don’t they have zero compatibility?
[Luo Sixue]: No…
“Excuse me, I want to ask, what is Xiao Yan’s pheromone?” Luo Sixue blurted out.
It was impolite to ask about pheromones. Luo Yi quickly shook his head and stopped his daughter’s sudden rhetorical question with his eyes.
“Hey, it’s okay. Just ask if you want. What age are you in? It’s not impolite to ask what happened to the pheromones.” Xiao Yan’s father said proudly, “Our Xiao Yan’s pheromones are orange-flavored, fresh and nice. , and very nutritious.”
“Oranges???” The Luo family reacted quite loudly, “It’s actually an orange.”
“It’s just so so, just ordinary fruit-flavored pheromones.” Boss Xiao got the reaction he wanted and was quite proud.
The implication is that Xiao Yan is better.
“Uncle.” Luo Sixue interjected, “Let me take the liberty of asking, do you still have your household registration book?”
Not far away, Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, who had been sitting on the sofa playing games just now, had disappeared.