The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 77
Xiao Yan’s father: “? Yes, but it seems that I can’t find it suddenly recently. We have been looking for it for several days.”
Forget about asking about pheromones, why ask about the household registration book?
“Uh…” They were both businessmen. After two sentences, Xiao Yan’s parents suddenly realized what they were doing.
The wild boy next to Luo Zhiyu, who didn’t know where he came from, and who was probably ugly, was his own Xiao Yan?
Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu?
The one they laughed at for a long time was their own child?
“Then, you should be more careful.” Sister Luo rubbed her forehead a little tiredly, “Our Luo Zhiyu’s pheromone is peach. According to my intuition, the two of them can’t get together for a day or two. , you may find it a bit familiar.”
She should have noticed the last time Xiao Yan said “Thank you sister”.
But the daily behavior of these two brats was too confusing, and everyone’s impression of them could be said to be deeply ingrained. If she hadn’t seen the new pheromone test sheet, she wouldn’t have imagined that level.
There is also the inexplicable “boyfriend out of the bath picture” before, and the u-big position that often appears in Luo Zhiyu’s circle of friends.
Boss Xiao: “…”
Boss Luo: “…”
“Oh, I saw it. The surveillance at home was turned off just now. I understand.” Luo Sixue said expressionlessly, “Uncle, have your surveillance records started to become bumpy in the past two days? Of.”
“Yes…” The surveillance often breaks down, or is shut down artificially, so the family doesn’t think much about it and just treats it as a child with great ideas.
The unsolved mystery was suddenly solved, and both families were a little at a loss.
“Let me slow down.” Luo Yi sat down on the sofa, “This realization is that Luo Zhiyu’s boyfriend is Xiao Yan?”
“Are they both itchy?” The two enemies reached a consensus at this moment, “Isn’t this… a must-do with the family?”
The case was solved.
This can completely explain why both families have not figured out whether the child’s boyfriend is round or flat.
“I remembered, do you have a parrot at home? It looks fancy and speaks sourly.” Luo Sixue continued to put the hammer down, “and can speak a few words in English.”
Xiao Yu defended his parrot brother: “Yes, it’s not sour. It’s a cultural parrot. It has standard English pronunciation. It was taught by our family Xiao Yan.”
“It’s from your family.” Luo Zhiyu’s parents were deeply impressed by the parrot that was fostered in their home one weekend.
“Let’s talk, you two.” Luo Sixue threw out another photo of the pheromone matching test sheet, “This is the end of the matter. It’s up to you whether to go out and fight or have a quarrel here.”
“Anyway, you couldn’t reach an agreement with yourselves before, but you planned to let them shake hands and make peace.” Luo Sixue said coolly, “Just in time, we shook hands and made peace, but the peace was a bit too much. I wonder if you are still satisfied?”
Luo Zhiyu, who had just arrived at the door of his house, received a message from his sister——
[Luo Sixue]: When you come back, I promise not to beat you to death.
[Understood]:?
[Cicada]: How did you know I slipped away?
[Luo Sixue]: You are really capable, right? Xiao Yan, your little orange boyfriend.
[Luo Sixue]: I should have thought of it a long time ago. I just said that falling in love is such a big deal, but you just don’t want to tell your family. It doesn’t suit your personality.
[Cicada]: Got it? Pretty fast.
[Luo Sixue]: Otherwise? what idea? ! Are you two planning to show off your cards after getting engaged?
[Cicada]: My sister Bingxue is smart! My sister is kind-hearted!
[Luo Sixue]: Say no to rainbow farts.
[Cicada]: My boyfriend asked me to praise him. I can’t hide it, and I don’t intend to hide it.
[Luo Sixue]: You two, come back. The household registration book is in my bag, not at home.
[Luo Sixue]: Let’s first see how their parents want to control them. If not, I’ll give you the notebook.
[Cicada]: Yes.
[Cicada]: Thank you, sister.
[Luo Sixue]: Oh my gosh, after thinking about it, I seem to be blamed for this. I shouldn’t have ordered you to bite people in the first place. That was the root cause of everything. Let me help you solve it.
[Luo Sixue]: But I’m still curious about how you got together.
[Cicada]: It actually has little to do with pheromone matching.
“Brother.” Luo Zhiyu leaned against the door. “We were discovered. After hiding for so long, they finally discovered the fact that we had rebelled.”
“Actually, I hinted at it.” Luo Zhiyu said with some regret, “It’s a pity that they didn’t find out.”
“It’s expected.” Xiao Yan said, “Let them quarrel. It’s just a useless topic about who is worse between the two of us. I’ll check the time and we’ll wait until they finish fighting.”
“Okay.” Luo Zhiyu opened the door, “We now have an alliance, and my sister is on our side.”
The two people who slipped away from the dinner stayed in Luo Zhiyu’s room with peace of mind and stayed out of the incident.
Sister Luo has always been apologetic about what happened back then and will help to some extent.
“Okay.” Luo Sixue put down her phone and interrupted the very unproductive blaming conversation between the two parties. “If a slap in the face can’t make a difference, neither one of them is a good person until they are where they are today.”
Luo Sixue: “If Luo Zhiyu was really gentle, he wouldn’t be praised as a local snake in the 19th grade. I got 40,000 likes on the previous video of him chasing people with a broom.”
“The same goes for you Xiao Yan.” Luo Sixue continued, “If Xiao Yan is as indifferent as your family says, he shouldn’t have provoked Luo Zhiyu in the first place. Luo Zhiyu’s spoiled temper can’t be compared with Luo Zhiyu’s. Zhiyu is so close, so he may not be very gentle.”
“Can we talk about something meaningful?” Luo Sixue sighed.
“Will Xiao Yan bully Luo Zhiyu?” Luo Yi asked a little worriedly, “Our Luo Zhiyu is an OGA, very obedient.”
Luo Sixue: “…”
Yes, she was very obedient and hit wherever she was told. When she was three years old, she bit Xiao Yan under her instigation.
“Oh, if you didn’t tell me, I would have forgotten that he is an OGA. How can an OGA be so fierce? The video of Luo Zhiyu chasing and beating Xiao Yan has 40,000 likes. Don’t tell me you didn’t see it?”
“Really, Luo Zhiyu is very cruel!” A passing Alha classmate, accompanied by his parents, came over to complain, “But so is Xiao Yan!”
“Tell me something.” Luo Sixue tapped her nails on the table to encourage Alha, who came to complain. “Tell it to them.”
“I didn’t dare to say it last time. It’s just a good thing that they’re not around this time!” The visitor was very angry. He looked around and when he didn’t see the two people, he complained in a more aggravated manner, “Last time I came out of the toilet and saw Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan was hugging me, and they both pushed me into the corner and made me promise not to see anything, otherwise they would beat me!”
“It’s too cruel.” Classmate Alha said angrily, “They bullied me together and cooperated quite well. They are really cruel. I don’t want to lose face. By the way, uncle, the relationship between your two families is so bad, and they are still talking about it.” Love! It’s okay, it needs to be taken care of.”
“You’re late.” Luo Sixue said, “This side already knows.”
It’s useless to come early, no one believed it before.
Luo Zhiyu’s parents: “…”
Xiao Yan’s parents: “…”
“Look, I’ve already said it.” Luo Sixue said sympathetically, “These two have problems, otherwise they wouldn’t have gotten together, so I suggest you don’t blame each other and talk about what to do next.”
Everyone in the industry knows that a big thing happened in City
People who eat melon 1: Just tear it down, what else can I do? It’s too rebellious, I don’t give any money to my family, I’m waiting for me online.
People who eat melon 2: Oh, I went to the same school with them. When they started fighting in a group, they split up and it made the news in the city newspaper. In the past few years, everyone thought they were fighting. No one believed that they were in love. Who knew the day of the graduation ceremony? , a new detection matching list was just thrown in our faces, and our faces hurt. But I’d also like to see how their family handles this.
People who eat melons 3: Hey, the ideal match of 99999 can’t be solved just by breaking it up. It’s funny. The latest news is that after trying to blame each other to no avail, the two families started talking to each other.
Fan 4: I knew it couldn’t be broken down. Hahaha, the sister of the Luo family has also rebelled. What I know now is that they have registered. It’s good. The enemies of the past generation have just broken up.
“Okay, let’s leave it like that.” The two families who had been talking for several days compromised, “They can do whatever they can to make up for it. Now that it’s reached this point, we can’t just leave it to them.”
“It’s okay.” Luo Sixue, who had watched the excitement for a few days, continued to persuade, “At least they have known each other since they were young, they went to high school together, and they are both still in U University now. It is better than someone with bad character who jumped out of nowhere. He’s so ugly and wild, isn’t he, uncle?”
A few days later, Luo Zhiyu posted his university admission notice and an engagement registration form on his WeChat Moments.
[Cicada]: My future is as I wish. [Image] [image]
The user “cicified” Director Wu and reminded him to read it.
[Orange] Comment: Very good, a pun.
[Fan Yue] replied to [Orange]: I can feel your pride through the screen.
[Fan Yue] replied to [Orange]: But I still want to bless you two. It is indeed not easy. At that time, no one believed you. Without your identical magical brain circuits and your courage to despise pheromones, it would probably be difficult to be where we are today.
[Fan Yue] replied to [Orange]: Fortunately, there are results.
[Tang Yuan Hide and Seek] Comment: Did I wake up? I’ll go back to sleep. It’s too fast for you two! Are you already engaged?
[Orange] replied to [Tang Yuan Hide and Seek]: It’s okay. After a lot of twists and turns, my family finally agreed.
[Xiao La Tiao] Comment: Yes, very strong, very promising, you are worthy of being two outstanding student representatives. You have a building in the forum of No. 1 Middle School. It has become a good story. The director used his administrator status to block him a few days ago haha Ha ha.
[Director Wu] Comment:? Do you still remind me to watch it? Luo Zhiyu, when you come back, I will arrange a briefing and criticism for you.
[Cicada] Reply to [Director Wu]: Thank you, director, thank you, thank you, I really mean it, but I will be a college student soon and will not go back for sightseeing.
[Director Wu] replied [Cicada]: I’m so angry.