The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 80
Orange]: Cicada, you went to school early in the morning?
[Orange]: Taotao?
[Orange]: Luo Zhiyu?
[Orange]: Are you angry?
Orange]: panicjg
[Orange]: It was my fault last night. Don’t call me brother next time when I bully you.
Orange]: If you are in the library or classroom, I will go find you.
[Orange]: I looked at your class schedule, and here I am.
Luo Zhiyu didn’t look at his phone. He was listening carefully in the classroom. The teacher’s t on the podium turned a new page. Luo Zhiyu tapped the keyboard of his laptop and turned the page.
The back door of the classroom opened, and a figure slipped in and sat down next to Luo Zhiyu.
“You…” It was so familiar that Luo Zhiyu knew it was Xiao Yan even without looking up.
“Student, please skip the class.” The teacher nodded to Xiao Yan, “Every class has to take the physical health class. No need to skip the class. No one can miss the homework.”
“It’s okay, teacher. I’m going to class with my boyfriend to consolidate it.” Xiao Yan replied politely, “Teacher, your class is very good. I won’t get tired of it no matter how many times I listen to it.”
teacher:”……”
There was a burst of laughter in the class. Luo Zhiyu glared at Xiao Yan and pushed the notebook over: “Then you remember, I won’t.”
“It’s okay not to remember.” Xiao Yan took advantage of the opportunity and coaxed people in a low voice, “We Taotao are smart, we already know all these.”
“Should I say that your teaching is good?” Luo Zhiyu replied dryly.
Xiao Yan: “…” It’s over, he’s really angry now.
Luo Zhiyu still had a small piece of bandage wrapped around his neck, and the collar of Chuqiu’s clothes was low. When he raised his head and lowered his head, he couldn’t hide it at all. The eyes of others looking at the two of them were also a little whimsical.
Yesterday, Xiao Yan held him against the door in order to argue with him about a certain title. His hands were unable to support him and he could only hold Xiao Yan’s neck tightly. He completely lost control of his body and could only react unexpectedly. Up and down in the pleasure, he was forced to stick to the other person’s ear like a beggar, and called out the name he wanted one after another.
Luo Zhiyu decided to be angry for two days to calm down Orange’s arrogance.
[Cicada]: You don’t have classes at this time?
[Orange]: Teacher asked for leave, and the class has been transferred to next week. Come and stay with you.
[Cicada]: Go away, I’m angry.
[tangerine]:……
“To sum up.” The teacher on the podium continued to lecture, “We can believe to a certain extent that incoordination in sexual life will affect the relationship between partners.”
Luo Zhiyu kicked Xiao Yan on the calf.
Xiao Yan: “!!!”
[Orange]: Are we uncoordinated?
[Orange]: qaq
[Orange]: Is it my problem?
[Cicada]: Well…
[Cicada]: It’s not because of you, it’s because I often turn my back on people afterwards.
[Orange]: You told me to go faster and slower, so I had to make my own decision.
[Orange]: You obviously liked me very much yesterday.
[Cicada]: Tsk, the oranges are ripe.
five minutes later.
[Understood]:? Can you please let me get really angry?
U University Campus Forum——
[Smelly couple taking physiology classes together? Okay, actually I was sour. 】
1l: I found that the teacher in this class is different from other classes. He especially welcomes people who come to class with impure motives.
2l: They already have the same topic. There is no need to open a new topic, [link], just go here.
3l: We are young lovers. We have strange ideas. Yesterday I met Luo Zhiyu and his boyfriend learning to ride bicycles on the road at the back door. I don’t know who came up with the idea of using bicycles to carry people.
4l: So they can’t? Hahahaha.
5l: I should be able to do it now, but I feel that I am getting closer to the top students, and they also have things that I don’t know (the angle is strange).
6l: I went to the U University forum and saw the topic of Luo Zhiyu and Brother Yan. Hahaha, as their former high school classmates, I can tell you that the thoughts of top students are really strange and confusing.
“I’m going to the company, do you want to go home first?” After class, Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu went downstairs together among the crowd.
“No, I can only eat takeout when I go back, and I can still get lunch at the company.” Luo Zhiyu said, “I want to file a complaint with your parents by the way, saying that Xiao Yan is bullying.”
Xiao Yan: “…”
On the sofa in the office on the top floor of the xx company building, Luo Zhiyu was dozing off with a blanket on his back. He was halfway through his homework and placed his laptop on the table next to him.
An employee glanced at the office from a distance and saw Luo Zhiyu sleeping soundly.
“Who is that? Is he a starlet from which company? He took a nap directly in the boss’s office. How brave he is.”
“Ah? Let me take a look.” Another person said, “It’s very good-looking. I’ve never seen it before. I remember that Xiao Yan, Mr. Xiao’s family, just got engaged to the Luo family’s oga child two months ago. It should be that one. The two families were together before. It’s so noisy, but Luo Zhiyu is being treated well here now.”
“Don’t talk about napping in the office, he also has a say in the entire company.”
Luo Zhiyu was already awake and complaining to Xiao Yan’s mother.
“He said he was coming to the company and asked me to go home and have takeout.”
“How can we eat takeout? It’s so unhealthy!” Xiao Yan’s mother said angrily.
“I’m very sleepy today. I could sleep on the sofa. I have classes in the morning. It’s all Xiao Yan’s fault.”
“I’ll talk to him later,” Xiao Yu said.
Luo Zhiyu used the short two months after the engagement to clean up the image of himself as a vicious local snake in Xiao Yan’s family, and the cleansing work went smoothly.
“Hey, I have a bad temper.” Luo Zhiyu told the truth, “I get irritable at every turn.”
“I don’t blame you. Luo Zhiyu is a very sensible child. We didn’t have a comprehensive impression of you before.” Xiao Yu said, “Xiao Yan has loved to provoke you since he was a child. About six times out of ten, he was the first one. We all know something about the hands-on stuff.”
For example, when Luo Zhiyu was in the third grade of elementary school, Xiao Yan was in the fourth grade of elementary school.
The two of them are not in the same school. Xiao Yan lives on campus and Luo Zhiyu attends day school. They meet on the road about one or two days a month.
The child Luo Zhiyu plugged in his headphones and walked towards the roadside canteen surrounded by a group of primary school students. A paper airplane flew from a distance and hit him on the head.
Luo Zhiyu: “?”
“Luo Zhi!” A fourth-grade child five meters away waved happily and said hello, “I haven’t seen you for a long time.”
“Luo Zhi?” The surrounding primary school students had never heard of this name, and they immediately felt it was novel. They chewed it on the tip of their tongues several times, “Why is it called Cicada?”
“Don’t scream.” Luo Zhiyu glared at everyone, “Are you allowed to scream?”
“Then can I shout?” Xiao Yan, a fourth grader, was surprised, “Then I will shout like that from now on.”
Luo Zhiyu: “?” Give you a punch.
The two children were beaten from the street to the end of the street, and were separated by the parents of the two families who came after hearing the news. They were ordered to meet on the road in the future and no one would talk to each other.
The parents of the two families, who started to harm each other after failing to break up the fight, never thought that more than ten years later, the two children would still get together and conspire to steal their household registration books and get married.
Although Luo Zhiyu was vicious, tracing back to the source, except for the biting incident, it was really Xiao Yan who provoked people first many times back then.
“What are you arranging for me again? Report me every day.” Xiao Yan, who came back from downstairs, heard them discussing him as soon as he entered the room, “Luo Zhizhi stood up, cleaned up, and came home with me.”
“Now let’s talk about the time you went to drink ice water and eat ice melon in front of Luo Zhiyu during military training.” Xiao Yan’s father said coolly, “I finally know the ins and outs of the 40,000 likes video.”
Xiao Yan: “…” But later Luo Zhiyu also did the same immoral thing, and he paid it back even harder.
“By the way, uncle! Xiao Yan insisted on asking me to help him with classes last semester, so this semester…”
Luo Zhiyu, who had not finished his complaint, was dragged away by Xiao Yan covering his mouth.
“I’ll take care of you when I get back.”