The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance - Chap 82
Today’s campus forum is also very lively——
[Did the smelly couple quarrel? I just passed by the car repair shop and heard the two of them arguing about something, which was very interesting. 】
1L: Today I am a little closer to being a top student. In fact, I am not that aloof, hahaha. People can quarrel too.
2L: It’s because you haven’t seen enough. They often quarrel, and occasionally get into fights, but it’s just a small fight and nothing intrusive. The relationship is good. After all, it’s not just a day or two.
3L: …At the scene just now, these two people had some problems hahahaha.
4L: Don’t stare at others every day. It’s up to others to live their lives how they like. Let’s talk about it. Thank you Xiao Yan for ordering takeout for all the members of the Academy of Fine Arts Student Union.
5L: Located at the southwest bike repair center, I passed by just changing the chain on my bicycle. Luo Zhiyu’s little fox ears are so cute. Where did they come from? I want to pinch them.
6L: Damn it, don’t you all ride shared bikes? Not many people buy their own bikes these days. Last time I heard the uncle at the bike repair shop complain that business was not good.
7L: I speak carefully on the fifth floor. Personally, I feel that Xiao Yan is quite possessive. Luo Zhiyu has always been surrounded by alpha pheromones. It would be quite stressful if he gets too close.
Next to the bicycle repair station in the southwest corner of the school, the uncle who repairs the bicycle is changing the basket of the bicycle.
“I must have just bought this car. The basket is still new, so why did it fall into this shape?” The uncle held the replaced basket and felt it was a pity, “I only have an ordinary basket here, and it doesn’t look as good as before.” ”
It was okay not to say this. As soon as the two people who had just calmed down immediately started arguing about who caused this.
“It’s really not my fault that you still have to ride me even though you haven’t learned how to ride a bicycle.” Xiao Yan felt that he was quite innocent. “You asked me to ride. I am very obedient.” Remember in one second https://m. qqwmx. com
“No matter how skilled you are, I can’t help you take two steps before jumping into the back seat of the car. Don’t you know how much you weigh?” Luo Zhiyu felt that it was not his problem.
“Doesn’t Taotao know how much I weigh?” Xiao Yan asked him, “I must not have worked hard enough.”
Luo Zhiyu: “???”
The topic was bypassed again, Luo Zhiyu was pinched on the lower back by Xiao Yan unpreparedly, and he took a few steps away with a slight blush, completely forgetting the topic of the debate just now.
The uncle at the repair shop replaced the basket on the bicycle, and Xiao Yan got on the bicycle. Luo Zhiyu imitated Xiao Yan’s previous actions, took a few steps and jumped steadily onto the back seat of the bicycle, and the two of them walked away together.
“Fan Yue’s voice call.” Luo Zhiyu grabbed Xiao Yan’s clothes with one hand and took out his mobile phone with the other. “I guess you didn’t answer the call and called me.”
“Classmate Luo has good ears.” Fan Yue complimented him.
“Is Xiao Yan here?” Fan Yue asked immediately, “I shouldn’t disturb you at this time.”
“Cycling.” Luo Zhiyu started the video and pointed the camera at Xiao Yan, “The club’s recruitment just ended in the first half, and then we repaired the bicycle, and now we are on the way home.”
Fan Yue: “…”
“I remember Xiao Yan bought a car a long time ago…” Fan Yue couldn’t understand, “Why did you start riding bicycles?”
“Everyone else is riding.” Luo Zhiyu said, “I watched it in the TV series. The protagonists in the TV series also played basketball together, but my campus life only consisted of badminton.”
“Buy it tomorrow.” Xiao Yan answered in an extremely perfunctory manner, “Luo Zhiyu, don’t watch your sister’s TV series.”
“Come on, Luo Zhiyu.” Fan Yue on the other side of the phone also laughed, “You are not willing to come out for badminton. How often has Xiao Yan not come to your class to arrest someone, but now that I think about it, Xiao Yan seems to have planned it. .”
“It seems so, and they called me a little hooligan.” Luo Zhiyu still remembers it.
“Let’s get down to business.” Fan Yue remembered the purpose of his call, “It’s my birthday next week, Xiao Yan, please bring Luo Zhiyu over to play with you. Tang Yuan said he would fly over too.”
“Okay.” Luo Zhiyu agreed in advance, “I’m just going to visit your school. Do schools in the north have a lot of food?”
“More.” Fan Yue nodded, “Come here, I’ll take care of the food.”
“You should have passed the physical test first…” Xiao Yan reminded, “The freshman physical test is scheduled for next week.”
U University arranges physical exams for students every year. Failure in individual events or total scores will affect the annual evaluation. Luo Zhiyu’s long-distance running and sprinting medicine ball events are not a problem at all, but his standing long jump is a big problem.
“Practice seriously, you jump here.” Xiao Yan found a branch and placed it at Luo Zhiyu’s feet as a starting line. He walked a few steps forward and stood still, “Jump over here.”
When he was in high school, Xiao Yan was lucky enough to witness Luo Zhiyu’s very perfunctory long jump. This time, Xiao Yan was notified of the physical test several days in advance and began to supervise Luo Zhiyu’s practice.
“Are you here for the physical test?” Luo Zhiyu squatted on the ground and pulled Xiao Yan’s trouser leg.
“That won’t give you any trouble.” The small branch in Xiao Yan’s hand tapped Luo Zhiyu’s shoulder, “Get up and continue practicing. I’ll accompany you. You shouldn’t. Why can’t you dance well?”
“It’s too strict.” Luo Zhiyu complained, stood up and continued practicing, “I even ran fifty meters for others.”
Two students were practicing standing long jump in the open space of the community, and they occasionally passed by residents who came out to exercise in the evening.
“That’s almost it.” Xiao Yan caught Luo Zhiyu, “That’s it for today. Finally, I’m not just jumping around in place.”
Luo Zhiyu followed Xiao Yan around the community all night. He didn’t feel it before, but now that he was done practicing, he started to feel pain in his legs. He didn’t say anything, he just grabbed Xiao Yan’s arm and refused to let go, and pressed on Xiao Yan’s shoulder. He took a light bite.
“I know.” Xiao Yan stretched out his hand, picked him up and walked towards home.
Luo Zhiyu was lazy for a moment, but when he came back to his senses, he realized that someone seemed to be watching them. He yawned falsely, buried his head on Xiao Yan’s shoulder, and stopped moving, still holding the hand he had just held. Collected twigs.
Xiao Yan: “…”
Now all eyes were fixed on Xiao Yan, some searching, some condemning.
Xiao Yan went home despite his gaze, threw the person who was pretending to be asleep on the soft sofa, took the small branch from Luo Zhiyu’s hand, and threw it into the trash can. After thinking about it, he decided to Yu dug out the two fox-eared hairpins from today’s schoolbag, clamped them on Luo Zhiyu’s hair, and reached out to carry him into the bathroom.
Luo Zhiyu: “?”
Luo Zhiyu had leg pain for several days, but he finally passed the standing long jump event in the physical test.
WeChat group chat [Did No. 1 Middle School catch puppy love today?] (67)
[Director Wu]:? What group?
[Director Wu]: Who pulled me?
[Tang Yuan Hide and Seek]: It’s me, you’re welcome.
[Tang Yuan Hide and Seek]: Alumni group of No. 1 Middle School.
[Tang Yuan Hide and Seek]: Back then, everyone used the name of the director to order takeout, and the alumni group must have a place for the director.
[Director Wu] changed the name of the group to “No. 1 Middle School Alumni Group”.
[Orange]: Luo Zhiyu passed the standing long jump physical test, everyone applauded. [picture]
[Cicada]: Didn’t use full strength.
[Fan Yue]: Applause.jpg, Brother Yan teaches well.
[Wallpaper]: Applause.jpg, it’s different in college, Luo Zhiyu can even pass the long jump.
[Xiao La Tiao]: Applause.jpg.
[Director Wu]: Ah, Xiao Yan hasn’t come back since Luo Zhiyu graduated. Seeing you all graduate, I’m really not used to it. Teacher Xu is still mentioning you to me today, saying that you helped me at that time Quite busy.
[Director Wu]: Nowadays, students are so busy that no one can help me mark the papers. I can only mark the weekly and monthly examination papers myself.
[Director Wu]: Time flies so fast.
[Cicada]: Real or fake? My little brother calls me every day, so let’s go back and go shopping tomorrow.
[Orange]: Yes, I know which wall is easy to climb. I am very familiar with the road to No. 1 Middle School.
[Director Wu]:? Don’t come!