This Omega is Sweet and Wild - Chap 111
Chap 111
Variety Show 2
After tasting a sumptuous breakfast and a sweet kiss, Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng changed into sportswear and walked out of their nest hand in hand.
The film crew waiting outside the door immediately followed their footsteps and walked towards the venue where Li Cheng usually trained.
“It’s not the season now, so I can have one day off a week.”
Although it was Li Cheng’s first appearance in a variety show, he always had a strong heart. He spoke freely and naturally in front of the camera. “Today is my day off. I don’t need to go into the water. As long as I finish my 8km training in the morning, I’ll be fine today ~”
When Li Cheng said the number “8km”, the entire screen was flooded with comments.
“As long as he finishes his 8km run …”
“Why does he sound like he’s talking about 800m when he says 8km????”
“I’m naked, I’m really naked. Just hearing this number makes my legs so sore that I can’t even lift them up!!”
At this time, there were very few people in the Capital University stadium. The two of them did a simple warm-up and then started running.
The camera shook. The cameraman carried the heavy camera and ran behind the two young people.
However, after running a few steps, the cameraman couldn’t take it anymore … At the edge of the camera, the shadows of other staff members could be vaguely seen …
The bullet screen was filled with ridicule.
“How dare the film crew. Who gave them the courage to think that they can catch up to the world champion?”
“TCL, so many of them kneeled down … It reminds me of my miserable state in the 800m PE class …”
“But Xiao Yiheng is too strong. I heard that his grades were good and he was in the arts. I thought he was a weak scholar. I didn’t expect him to be so strong. He’s already run five laps with Li Cheng, right?
His pace is too fast. ”
“How can an A have poor stamina?
If he can’t satisfy O in bed, should he let Li Cheng sit on him and move by himself? ”
“What did you say? Why can’t I see anything but * * *?”
Capital University’s track was a standard 400-meter track. Xiao Yiheng followed Li Cheng’s footsteps for eight laps and gradually slowed down.
He did not try to be brave. He walked slowly around the field to calm his breathing.
After he stopped, Li Cheng continued his morning training. He even increased his speed slightly!
The post-production editor added special effects to this scene — Li Cheng wore a red dudou, stepped on the Wind Fire Wheels, and held the Red Armillary Sash in his hand. Together with the little chirps on his head, he looked like Nezha and Benzha.
It had to be said that the production team was really funny.
After the run, Li Cheng was sweating all over. His sportswear was so wet that water could be wrung out.
He couldn’t stand the smell of sweat on his body and directly took off his shirt, completely forgetting that there was a camera next to him!
The camera focused on his naked body. The production team knew very well what the audience wanted to see, so they generously gave Li Cheng a beautiful close-up.
Beads of sweat dripped down the side of Omega’s neck. The camera chased after the sparkling beads of sweat. They first crossed his collarbone, then slowly stroked his chest.
Because he had just done intense exercise, Li Cheng’s breathing was very rapid and heavy. It was suppressed deep in his throat.
Unfortunately, this beautiful scene only stayed in front of the audience for a few seconds. Xiao Yiheng, who was waiting on the side, immediately unfolded a large towel that he had prepared in advance and covered Li Cheng’s entire body.
“He’s jealous, he’s jealous, he’s jealous!”
“Xiao Yiheng, well done!
You can only look at your wife’s body, and you can’t let others see it! ”
“Wuwuwu, if my boyfriend was waiting for me with a water bottle and a towel when I was running, I would definitely not fail the 800-meter test!”
“I can’t stand this panting sound … I’m going to stiffen a little to show my respect.”
“The smart Mrs. Scissorhands has already cut out this sound. Does that mean there will be 18x food for us to eat tomorrow?”
Li Cheng was like a proud leopard cat waiting to be served by a poop picker. He leaned comfortably in his boyfriend’s arms and waited for Xiao Yiheng to wipe the sweat off his body.
The people watching this program were not only the audience who wanted to eat candy, but also the swimming fans who came to watch the show.
Now, this group of swimming fans had a very complicated feeling. For a long time, Li Cheng’s style in the competition had been very tough. He had risked his life several times to turn the tables against the wind. He had even insulted the referee in public, and he was also very straightforward in his post-race interviews.
Who would have thought that such a tough swimming champion would be so coquettish with his boyfriend? Sure enough, the most beautiful love was to become a childish ghost in front of you.
Of course, no matter what the audience thought or how similar the fans were, these things would not affect the relationship between Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng.
Although this program was a reality show, they did not “perform”. Instead, they showed the way they got along in real life to everyone.
After the two of them finished running, there were more people on the sports field.
They avoided the crowd and returned to the small house next to the school. The film crew did not follow them, and the scene changed to the indoor camera again.
The first thing Li Cheng did when he entered the house was to take a shower in the bathroom.
The bathroom in his house was really small. The sink, mirror, and toilet bowl filled up the few square meters of space.
However, even though the space was so small, there was a small bathtub in the corner of the bathroom!
To be honest, Li Cheng rented this house because of this bathtub. Thinking about it, after exercising, how cool would it be to soak in warm water?
It was just that this small bathtub was too small. Every time Li Cheng lay in it, her long legs had no place to rest and she had to stretch them out.
The bathtub was small, and the capacity of the water heater was even smaller. After Li Cheng filled the bathtub with water, the hot water storage was declared empty.
Li Cheng took off his clothes and urged Xiao Yiheng, “It will take another 30 minutes to boil the water again. Let’s take a shower together.”
Xiao Yiheng secretly gave Li Cheng a look, indicating for him to look at the camera in front of the mirror.
“Damn, what is this?” Li Cheng shrugged indifferently and stretched out his hand toward the camera.
Just when the audience thought Li Cheng was going to do the same thing again, the camera suddenly turned black. Li Cheng actually pulled the plug!
Pulled it out!
Pulled it out!!!!
“？？？？”
“As expected of a newcomer to variety shows. This is the first time I’ve seen someone pull out the camera directly …”
“After the screen turned black, only his greasy face was left on the screen. QAQ”
“You are a big kid in front of the camera!
You should learn to plug in yourself and let our beautiful Kangkang take a shower! ”
The production team didn’t expect to encounter such an unexpected situation. The post-production designer helplessly typed a few ellipses on the screen, causing the audience to laugh.
Fortunately, the black screen didn’t last long. After a few seconds, the camera lit up again. Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng had already changed into casual T-shirts and pajamas. Their hair was still dripping water, and it looked like they had just come out of the shower.
“Is it like this?”
Li Cheng directly put his entire face in front of the camera. Even at such a death angle and super close distance, his facial features couldn’t be picked out in the slightest.
He held the camera with one hand and asked Xiao Yiheng for help, “I plugged it in, why didn’t it respond?”
Xiao Yiheng also came over and fiddled with it with him, “I saw the light behind it turn on. It should be in an electrified state.”
Li Cheng: “So it’s running now?”
Xiao Yiheng: “Yes.”
Li Cheng was shocked and almost immediately jumped back a big step. She said nervously, “Then did it take a picture of my stupid look just now?”
The bullet screen was filled with laughter. A beauty acting stupid isn’t called acting stupid, it’s called spreading happiness to the world:)
“Wait, did I find a blind spot?”
An oversized rainbow-colored text flashed across the screen, “There is a monitoring time at the top right of the camera. It was unplugged at half past eight. It’s now ten o ‘clock. Does it take an hour and a half to take a shower?”
“… Blind student, you found a blind spot!”
“[Bull] [Beer], I jumped back to take a look. Sure enough, an hour and a half has passed!”
“Don’t boys only take ten minutes to take a shower?”
“Ten minutes to wash yourself, the remaining one hour and twenty minutes to wash your boyfriend:)”
“It’s such a small bathtub. If two people are taking a bath together, they must be squeezed tightly together, right? Right? Right? Right?
“
Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng, who were in front of the camera, didn’t know that the smart Watson had already discovered the “bad things” they had just done through the monitoring time at the top right of the camera. They also didn’t know that after this episode was broadcast, the “Orange and Orange couple” post instantly gained more than a hundred thousand views overnight. The hardworking wives opened up their imaginations and created all kinds of 18 -rated doujinshi, pictures, and videos. One of the most popular works was called “18r/Bathroom Play/Rational Reading Don’t Disturb Real People/About What Happened in the Bathroom That Day”. This article received thousands of reposts, but unfortunately, it only existed for a short two days before it was deleted by netizens …
After taking a shower, Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng went back to the living room to watch TV.
Today, Xiao Yiheng had classes in the afternoon, so the two of them could spend the morning together.
If they weren’t filming, they could spend the whole morning in bed. Unfortunately …
There was no point in just sitting on the sofa and playing with their phones. This kind of scene couldn’t be edited.
The two of them discussed and decided to go shopping at the supermarket.
“Oh, oh, oh!
We’re finally here! We’re finally here!
My favorite part is shopping at the supermarket. Many famous couples in the entertainment industry show their true colors in the supermarket. They don’t buy anything, whether it’s expensive or cheap, whether it’s imported or domestic … The supermarket is really a place where conflicts gather. No matter how good a couple’s relationship is, they have to come out of the supermarket with a black face! ”
The bullet comments section was rubbing their fists and rubbing their palms. They were completely in a state of watching a good show. The audience was very curious. Would the young couple, who seemed to be in the honeymoon period, quarrel over trivial matters in the supermarket like those famous couples in the entertainment industry?
As everyone expected, after entering the supermarket, Xiao Yiheng and Li Cheng showed completely different states.
Xiao Yiheng saved a long shopping list on his phone. He was responsible for shopping around, he was responsible for moving things up and down, and he was responsible for running around looking for all kinds of ingredients and daily necessities … What about Li Cheng?
Li Cheng was absent-minded the whole time. He was only responsible for playing with his phone.
He was like a humanoid pet. Wherever Xiao Yiheng went, his phone game would follow. He didn’t raise his head or blink his eyes the whole time. There was no difference at all whether he was there or not.
“… Disillusioned …”
“I just thought this couple was so sweet, but now it’s a slap in the face!
I hate it the most when I go shopping and my boyfriend doesn’t do anything but play games next to me.
If you want to play games, go home and play. Can you not be so perfunctory when shopping? ”
“To be frank, I’ve already expected this.
Li Cheng is a world champion and has a proud personality. When Xiao Yiheng is with him, of course, he has to kneel down and lick his boots. How would he dare to say anything bad about him? ”
“Kneel down and lick his boots is too unpleasant to hear, right?
Alpha is just spoiling him. If I had such a good-looking and powerful partner like Li Cheng, I would also be willing to spoil him into a beautiful fool! ”
The bullet screen was full of arguments. However, as the parties involved, Xiao Yiheng and Li Cheng still maintained their pace.
Soon, Xiao Yiheng bought everything on the list.
Li Cheng was an athlete, so he had a particularly high demand for eggs, milk, and meat. When Xiao Yiheng bought milk, he carefully compared the calcium content and finally chose the most expensive type.
He bought ten kilograms of the best beef eye in one go. When he paid the bill, the list was one meter long.
The shopping cart was filled with all kinds of trophies and filled seven or eight large bags.
After paying the bill, Li Cheng was finally willing to raise his head from the game.
“Finished shopping?”
“I’ve bought everything.” Xiao Yiheng pointed at the things in the cart.
“Okay, then let’s go home.”
Li Cheng stuffed his phone into his pocket and picked up all the plastic bags with both hands. It was easy and not difficult at all.
In sharp contrast, Xiao Yiheng’s hands were empty. He didn’t even take a bottle of water.
The bullet screen was full of question marks.
Did they make a mistake?
Omega was responsible for carrying things and Alpha was the shopkeeper?
Obviously, the program team had the same problem.
The director in charge of the filming asked bluntly, “Xiao Yiheng, aren’t you going to help Li Cheng carry such heavy shopping bags?”
Without waiting for Xiao Yiheng to answer, Li Cheng already shouted, “No, no, he’s an artist. An artist’s hands have to be used for painting!
If the plastic bags leave a mark, I’ll be heartbroken! ”
Hearing his words, Xiao Yiheng smiled gently.
His temperament was originally cold and noble, but when he smiled, the gentleness and love in his eyes almost overflowed.
Bullet screen: “…”
Bullet screen: “…”
Bullet screen: “…”
Damn, who dares to say that Li Cheng is a beautiful fool?
Xiao Yiheng is clearly the beautiful fool!
