Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From The Trash - Chap 155
Back to reality.
Xiaochi Chi combined the known information and made a brief summary.
The resurrection was not initiated by Shujue Duan, who was after all a gentleman and could not have imagined the rich biodiversity in this world. Even before his death, he was more confused and puzzled than hated, so he failed to meet the lower limit of entropy set by the system.
Five years after his death, Jiming Ye took revenge for him and died on a cliff. His hatred was so strong that his soul was captured by another god who belonged to the same system as the main god, but Jiming Ye did not want to be resurrected alone and used his fish scale string to send his soul to bring Shujue Duan back to life.
Another master god prepared a report based on Jiming Ye’s request and submitted it to the watchdog.
The order was tossed around a few times and eventually fell into the hands of the more professionally aligned Slag Attack Recycling System.
The host gods bargained with the monitoring system for a long time, and finally agreed that they could rewind to the world line while preserving the memories of Jiming Ye and Shujue Duan, but they had to raise the mission limit, i.e., they had to get 200 points of remorse from Feast Jinhua before the host could leave the world.
This doubly inflated, glorious and fucked-up task, not surprisingly, fell on Xiaochi Chi’s shoulders.
Xiaochi Chi himself doesn’t believe that it’s not an inside job.
As for Xiaochi Chi, after observing the whole memory of Shujue Duan, I thought and thought about it, but I found it hard to describe the behavior of the target of this raid with words, so I can only give Banquet Jinhua 5 “hello slut.gif” emojis in a row to show my respect.
Xiaochi Chi cut to the chase: “The book-piercing system that Feast Jinhua is equipped with is your colleague?”
061 replied: “Our whole system, responsible for about seventy big items, scum attack recovery system is only one of them. There is a book-piercing business inside, but the main business of the undertaking is also to wash people’s wrongs and avenge them, not to renew the ending, nor to take away people’s qi.”
Xiaochi Chi : “Is that the ‘revenge system’ that received Jiming Ye?”
061: “Yes, that one is specifically for the field of book-wearing.”
“Feast Jinhua’s book-dressing system, is there anything to it?”
“I tested it just now. But ……” 061 shook his head helplessly, “I can’t detect its presence.”
Xiaochi Chi raised an eyebrow slightly.
“It should be the same as me, with a tight defense mechanism, probably only when the cue signal, and in a closer distance, I can capture the observation.” 061 said, “The bad thing is that it is as difficult to eliminate from the source as I am, and the good thing is that if I hide well, it will not detect me either.”
Xiaochi Chi nodded, holding the pebbles at the bottom of the spring, knocking one by one, secretly estimating the chips he and Feast Jinhua each had at the moment.
Obviously, the feast Jinhua is a person as its name is a big pig’s foot, integrity is 0, the thickness of the face is 1000, want to drill through probably need to use the pile driver, expect him to regret because of their actions, why not go to study the study of pile driver which is strong.
To make him regret, the odds are that he can’t take the conventional path.
Xiaochi Chi fiddles with the pebbles while dutifully doing Shujue Duan’s daily waterfall practice.
Now, there is one more problem for them.
After all, it was not Shujue Duan’s idea to be reborn to take revenge, and Xiaochi Chi does not know what Shujue Duan has in mind.
After all, there really is a world where dogs are willing to eat and spit out the buns.
Xiaochi Chi laid down a pebble and asked, “What’s in your heart.”
“You are a good person in ten lifetimes, eighty-one difficulties; he killed and set fire to the ground to become Buddha. Can there be such a cheap thing in the world?”
“It doesn’t matter if you die again, consider it a good deed, Pudu can’t do himself, but also Pudu Pudu feast Jinhua, let him have a good time again it. But ‘he’ and. You have seen ‘his’ story, and know that no one constraints, ‘he’ will become what. ‘He’ is acting against heaven this time, and in case it doesn’t work, what will ‘he’ look like then, have you thought about it?”
“At that time, it is not the feast Jinhua to receive ‘him’, I am afraid it is the sky to receive ‘him’.”
Xiaochi Chi said everything that needed to be said and gave Shujue Duan the opportunity to choose.
Now it’s up to Shujue Duan to choose.
And soon, Shujue Duan gave his answer.
He lowered his head, the water bottom of all kinds of different colors above the pebbles, snow-white pebbles at the top spell a line of words.
Xiaochi Chi did not deliberately control her hands, but gave back the dominance of her body to Shujue Duan inside her.
Shujue Duan spiritual power is excellent, not by the feast Jinhua as a sword in the stone charger before, is deservedly amazing talent, although with Zuoshan Ji superior spiritual talent can not be fully comparable, can not talk to Xiaochi Chi, but the freedom to dominate the body is enough.
“Even if the sky wants him to die ……,” Shujue Duan inside him posed his heart with a stone, “I want him to live.”
Xiaochi Chi smiled faintly, “Understood.”
Shujue Duan fiddled with the pebbles some more and gently thanked him, “Thank you.”
His shattered soul still remembers the five full years he spent with Jiming Ye.
As expected of a self-respecting gentleman, even the promises are said with extra euphemism.
Counting the hours, he had almost finished Shujue Duan’s daily practice, so Xiaochi Chi stood up and wrung out his wet black hair.
The ice water has soaked all the clothes, thin soft white clothes close to the skin, there is water along the hem of the clothes dripping into the spring, the good thing is that the shark physique is special, many years growing up in the deep sea, and not afraid of the cold, after bathing in ice water, the body has a heat flowing between the meridians.
He touched the small of his back.
When the Dantian gathered flow, there was a clear feeling of warmth and heat, and this experience of suddenly advancing to half immortal was really new.
Xiaochi Chi accosted 061 inside his body, “Teacher Six, Teacher Six.”
At that moment, 061 was filled with Xiaochi Chi’s words when he had just persuaded Shujue Duan.
“You know what Jiming Ye will become without constraints.”
…… Xiaochi Chi How could it be otherwise?
He refuses to accept it now, more or less because he is afraid that his change will not be accepted by Ying Lou back then.
If you really ignore him, won’t you be pushing him out again?
Thinking about it, his heart softened a few notches first: “Hmm?”
Xiaochi Chi said happily, “I will learn more postures in this world so that I can start a qigong class when I return.”
061: “……”
Xiaochi Chi : “The name of the class will be 0 Master Qigong class. In your honor.”
061: “……” god damn memorial me.
He snapped, “…… Why not call the pool master.”
Xiaochi Chi : “Sounds haunting.”
……061 is haunted right now.
While he and 061 were having a good time, Xiaochi Chi had a sudden thought.
Before he realized what was happening, his body reacted first.
He stepped sideways, single-footed paddling, a horizontal hug from the sky to the black-clad boy.
The teenager’s body is cold and soft, held in the arms like holding ice lying in the snow.
He was born with swastika-shaped black snake scales under his left eye, in the sparkling water and daylight, with a strange radium texture, flowing light gradual change, beautiful.
The teenager also had a face covered in water and was staring at Xiaochi Chi with a smile.
In this life, Jiming Ye had just left the mountain and had not yet chosen a place to settle, so he first wandered around Mount Jingxu and wondered where he would go in the future.
He ate drunk in a small bamboo forest, barefoot and sleep, and when he woke up at first, he was covered in cold sweat, as if he had a long nightmare.
Jiming Ye was stunned for a long time before he slowly reacted and touched his throat, overjoyed, turned over and ran straight back to the mountain, even forgetting his shoes in the bamboo forest.
At this time, he is still a small snake viper, and nourished by spiritual energy for a long time, the breath is pure, so Mount Jingxu’s mountain guard formation can not defend him.
He was swimming all the way in from the water, from the top of the waterfall, was caught in a full embrace, he did not feel blushing, reached out and wrapped his arms around the neck of the person in front of him, and laughed.
But after the original wild laughter was weakened into a juvenile voice, the domineering spirit was gone, and instead it looked childish and cute: “Duan! You made me wait so long!”
Xiaochi Chi politely introduced herself, “Hello, my last name is Chi, you can call me Chi.”
Jiming Ye : “……”
When he heard that this person was not Shujue Duan, Jiming Ye was both shocked and angry, and leaped down from his arms and stepped into the water with his bare feet: “Who are you? How come you are not restrained by Shujue Duan?”
Even though he had been informed of the content of the “treaty”, Jiming Ye had always believed that Shujue Duan’s cultivation level could not be easily restrained by a mere “body snatching”.
…… proved him very thoroughly wrong.
Jiming Ye face black burst of red burst, both ashamed that just now they throw themselves at an outsider for nothing, but also angry that this person took Shujue Duan body, a time of evil, would like to slap this person to death, but because they have not learned the essence of the interlude, and can not be bad Shujue Duan body, can only grit their teeth and sulk.
Xiaochi Chi is comfortable, drained his hair, then waded to the cold spring, dried his wet clothes with spiritual power, and put on his clothes piece by piece.
As he tied the white hairband around his high ponytail, Jiming Ye finally came to his senses, stepped forward, grabbed Xiaochi Chi by the sleeve, and yelled, “Go!”
Xiaochi Chi looked at him, “Where to?”
Jiming Ye shouted, “Shut the hell up. I’m here to take him away, and it has nothing to do with you.”
Xiaochi Chi smoothed her hairband with one hand: “I’m not leaving.”
“Do you think his body is yours?” Jiming Ye is already very impatient, even the camouflaged black eyes can not maintain, a pair of golden snake pupils at first bloom stern awning, “is this gentleman’s!”
Normal people face a vocal and stern snake demon, even if not fearful, fear is also early false three.
However, a 17- or 18-year-old boy puffed up and called himself this gentleman, but more like a small beast with teeth and claws, not to mention Xiaochi Chi childhood, someone in the silo all year round to make medicinal wine for health, often get some snakes, lizards and other reptiles back.
Xiaochi Chi As soon as I saw the snake eyes, I thought of the drug snake that was soaked in a glass jar with a dead face, it was really serious and nervous.
Xiaochi Chi said calmly, “Yours, yours, all yours. But how are you going to get me to finish the job?”
“Isn’t it just to make that feast Jinhua regret?” Jiming Ye coldly snorted, “I will tie him up day after day and bleed him, pry his nails, peel his skin and bones! I don’t believe that this is not enough to get what you want!”
Xiaochi Chi admits that the proposal is quite constructive, and he likes the punk style of not doing BB directly.
He said slowly, “Are you sure that this is the path Shujue Duan wants to take?”
Once Shujue Duan was mentioned, Jiming Ye finally calmed down a lot.
Although he is prone to impulsiveness, but not really reckless, especially for Shujue Duan good things, he always think more than a few steps.
In the short time he spent with that vengeful system, Jiming Ye knew he was a character in a book.
To be honest, when Jiming Ye learned about this, his first thought was to kill the author.
What is wrong with the little fish, to be pinched in the palm of his hand like this to be played with?
However, after learning what the real fish in the book looked like, Jiming Ye stopped thinking about it.
Around the book has been abandoned regardless, that live into what, it depends on the ability.
From the very beginning, Feast Jinhua came for Shujue Duan, wanting to take away the qi of the small fish he raised, and to use him to make a shark dan that could protect his body, exorcise evil spirits, nourish his sword, and lead to longevity.
Once the small fish escaped, then his subsequent plans will all be lost, can only stay here, a lifetime as a dude incompetent second brother, everyone can ridicule him a waste of material.
How could the Yangs be willing to give up?
Once the little fish was taken away by himself, he only needs to use his so-called “system” to steal the treasure to Mount Jingxu, and then the sewage of lost things thrown on the little fish and his head, he is okay, not minding the false name of the person, but the little fish this life’s reputation, will not be ruined?
Moreover, the current Jiming Ye is not that deliberately show weakness, in order to get the opportunity to breathe, against the sky cultivation of the black jiao demon monarch, he spent his days mixed up, game landscape, the greatest pleasure is to bite to feed the immortal fruit fish, if the cultivation, fear is not as good as the current small fish.
Is he going to let the little fish protect himself?
The more Jiming Ye thinks about it, the more furious he is, and does not want to let the little fish to stay with the old Ba Wang surnamed banquet, but also hates his own incompetence, his pale face is furiously pink, really can’t bite the banquet Jinhua instantly, once and for all.
At that moment, a familiar footsteps came from outside the forest.
Jiming Ye had just found an outlet for his anger and was about to go up and bite the man to death when Xiaochi Chi saw his intentions and simply pointed a finger at the right side of his abdomen.
Jiming Ye’s eyes snapped open, and before an expletive could be uttered, he covered his belly and went limp.
…… his Ba Wang egg how dare to touch his seven inches!
Jiming Ye’s body was as limp as mud, and under the direction of Xiaochi Chi’s eyes, he reluctantly turned into a small black snake and burrowed into his sleeve.
Jiming Ye was so aggrieved and angry that he bit into Shujue Duan’s cuff and tore it with force, which immediately made a loud crack and was torn out with a big slit.
He was satisfied with the damage he had done, his heart was a little calmer, and swam his tail deeper into the cuffs, wrapped around Shujue Duan’s waist through the lining, circling and coiling.
The seven inches are still vaguely tingling, Jiming Ye really can not be angry, only to turn a circle, a curse.
And 061 quietly and Xiaochi Chi bite ear: “You just …… did not move?”
Xiaochi Chi ran a wooden comb through Shujue Duan’s long hair: “It really wasn’t me just now.”
He said, he slightly tilted his head, a smile to the water, actually with the crowd in the mind of the cold and beautiful Shujue Duan image completely overlapped.
When Feast Jinhua returned, he found his young shark sitting on the shore with her back to him, combing her hair against the water, and was quite amused.
The thought that this is a once mighty protagonist, now like his pet dog waiting for him to come home, how a word is cool?
Feast Jinhua was in a good mood when he went to look for his baby dragon, but it was nowhere to be found.
He only as a small black snake naughty, did not seek, back to the fishing pool before washing his hands.
Shujue Duan saw him and nodded to him gently and humbly, “Brother Yan.”
Feast Jinhua shook off his hand and deliberately sprinkled water droplets on Shujue Duan’s face: “Where is the little black snake.”
Jiming Ye hovered around Shujue Duan’s waist and spat out his tongue in anger: Here’s your grandpa.
Xiaochi Chi, on the other hand, wiped his face lightly and said to 061 in his mind, “Too bad, no swearing.”
The gentlemanly 061 began to sincerely hold back for Xiaochi Chi.
Xiaochi Chi thought about it, but he maintained the proper etiquette and replied with Shujue Duan-style modesty, “I guess he’s gone.”
“…… gone?!”
Even the gentlest words could not erase the shock of Feast Jinhua when he heard the news, and he jumped up from the spring: “What? When did you leave? Why did you leave?”
“He’s a bit wild by nature.” Xiaochi Chi looked at him gently, “Brother Yan, people have their own will, don’t force it.”
Feast Jinhua’s jaw drops.
After he saved the little black snake back to the mountain, thinking that he will become a dragon in the future, it does not dare to be negligent, sacrificed blood money, deliberately take the space spirit spring fruit to the little black snake to eat, who thought that the little black snake do not know whether it is not aware of the goods or too aware of the goods, ate three or four, but also eat and take, a breath can take away seven, to share with the little shark to eat.
You know that even if you take the spiritual spring watering, this treasure tree half a year can only produce seven or eight fruit, feast Jinhua can not eat the pain of cultivation, take advantage of the fruit to raise the spiritual marrow, who wants the little black snake always hold his fruit away, not at all polite.
Feast Jinhua is heartbroken, but can only console himself:
One is the future to refine the elixir, one is their future little brother, the stronger they are, the more benefits they can take, this is considered a long-term investment, put the long line to catch a big fish.
Who would have thought that this little black snake patted its butt and left without even a word of thanks?
Feast Jinhua is really sad about the wasted fruit, but does not dare to break the persona in front of Shujue Duan at this time, only to mutter: “This is too unconscionable.”
The words fell, 061 ears twitched.
In the close range, he faintly heard a strange mechanical sound.
“Drop, host please pay attention, host please pay attention! The original host Shujue Duan has an abnormal favorability value for you! The amount has returned to zero, and is applying for a recheck, please do not panic-“
